I’m Really a Superstar Chapter 497: [I won’t spit it out? 】
The atmosphere is getting hotter.
On stage, Crosstalk continues.
Zhang Ye loudly looked at the audience and said, "Some people question us, criticize us, we can understand that no art form can be liked by people all over the world. Some people say that I like Zhang Ye There is nothing wrong with Crosstalk. Some people have said that I do not like Crosstalk of Zhang Ye. This is not wrong, but if the second person thinks that one's own is more elegant than the first person, then it is very wrong.
Papapa
"OK"
"Speak well"
The audience applauded.
Zhang Ye added: "This is why they are always on‘ two, ’”
The "Hahaha" audience laughed.
Zhang Ye said: "Art does not distinguish between high and low."
Yao Jiancai nodded in agreement, "That's right."
Zhang Ye said: "Elegance is optional, but it is vulgar and everyone cannot do without it."
"How do you say that?" Yao Jiancai asked.
Zhang Ye said: "It ’s very understandable, such as oil painting, opera, such as ballet, can you die if you don't see it? You can't die, what should you do, but if you leave the vulgar, you can't live, garlic Vulgar? I do n’t believe you do n’t put garlic when you cook fried eggplant, and you fry coffee? ”
Yao Jiancai laughed: "Where is coffee for cooking?"
Zhang Ye said: "Poop-Piss-Fart is vulgar? If you have the ability, don't go to the toilet all your life"
Yao Jiancai: "Oh, that's not choking yet"
Everybody laughs
Zhang Ye side head: "Is it Yes?"
Yao Jiancai nodded, "This is true."
Zhang Ye is getting more and more vigorous. Seeing the audience ’s emotions are high, he also let go today, saying: "Someone still scolded me for not knowing Crosstalk and said I was insulting this art. I am different from Teacher Yao, Teacher Yao I'm a serious Crosstalk actor. I haven't played elementary school. I don't know anyone who knows me. I'm a professional Host broadcaster. This is my old profession, so it is different from other competitors. In this Crosstalk industry, I It is indeed a amateur person, but amateur belongs to amateur. If you say that I do n’t understand Crosstalk, then it wo n’t work, then I have to talk to you "
amateur?
But do you know Crosstalk?
Yao Jiancai wondered, "What do you say?"
Zhang Ye looked at you and said, "I don't know what is the mentality of those who scold me for not knowing Crosstalk and Crosstalk. What do you understand in your eyes? What does it mean?
In the seating area of a group of 100 contestants, someone shouted coldly, "filling mouth"
This time, the audience did not cheat, but the gang of contestants cheated.
"Come one"
"Yes, let's have a mouth"
"This is the basic skill of Crosstalk"
"Since Teacher Zhang understands Crosstalk, let's see what we know"
A few of the Crosstalk actors who participated in the competition did not have a good idea. What is a mouthful? It is a long list of complex words, vocabulary and story content "Dangdangdangdang" infused into a passage without snoring and finished, there are several traditional paragraphs in Crosstalk have these, this kind of stuff, already is not difficult The problem is that these are honed and refined from a young age. Those Crosstalk actors who have become halfway monks have not necessarily said that after years of learning, even if they are professional Crosstalk actors who have learned Crosstalk from a young age, more than half of them. I ca n’t say, even if I can barely say it, it is very difficult, and I may make mistakes, or the speed of speech is very slow, so it is very difficult for professional Crosstalk actors, let alone a amateur.
The audience naturally knows this.
"Is it true?"
"Fuck, these guys are making trouble again"
"Teacher Zhang, ignore them"
A group of players whose strength is not comparable to Zhang Ye. They did not exceed Zhang Ye in Crosstalk works. They followed the Crosstalk community to boycott Zhang Ye and canceled his qualification. This already disappointed many audiences. As a result, they followed the scene now. This group of people came again to smash the Zhang Ye knife. Many viewers were very angry. I think this group of people is too ignorant of in any case.
Yao Jiancai pretended not to hear, mouth? This is not even him. At best, he can barely say a little bit. He is a fan, and he doesn't learn much, so he can't solve the Zhang Ye siege. Yu Crisp ignored the crowd's clamor. sound.
However, Zhang Ye didn't ignore it, "Is it true?"
"Yes"
"Yes"
"I have the ability to come one"
The contestants didn't know it was in live broadcast, they all thought that the camera was not recording, so there was nothing to worry about.Before listening to Zhang Ye, they scolded them scornfully, scolding them one by one Crosstalk actors Silent, they want to get back where they are, but can't scold you? OK, let's talk about the real skills. The basic skills of Crosstalk actors have been polished for more than ten years or even twenty years. They really don't believe that Zhang Ye can make the mouthpiece beautiful, even the newcomers can say good. Not many of them
Zhang Ye laughed: "Oh, co-authored in your eyes, can you say that the mouth is called Crosstalk?"
Yao Jiancai winked at him.
Zhang Ye didn't see it like, "Okay, so many people are here today, and I think everyone is looking forward to it, so I will give you a paragraph. Are you willing to listen, willing to listen, or willing to listen? "
Yao Jiancai said: "Are you all willing to listen?"
Tang Dazhang froze.
Other Crosstalk actors are also slightly quizzled.
What do you mean? Is this the real name of Zhang? Will he? He
When the audience saw this, one time was also one after another. What? Is Teacher Zhang really your mother saying? No, they are also looking forward to it
Zhang Ye laughed: "What do you want to hear?"
A female audience yelled, "" The name of the dish ""
This mouthpiece, Zhang Ye once said a little in Talkshow program, that is, I briefly said the first few dishes, but did not say all, I may have seen the Talkshow people who thought that Zhang Ye would only be the first few It will not be behind the dishes. After hearing the words, Zhang Ye smiled, and said immediately:
"I invite you to eat, steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, stew salted duck, pickled chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly, dried meat, sausage , Assorted Su Pan, Smoked Chicken, White Belly, Steamed Babao Pig, Jiang Rice Stuffed Duck, Jared Pheasant, Jared Quail, Assorted Marinated Goose, Marinated Shrimp, Braised Shrimp, Braised Shrimp, Pheasant, Rabbit Preserved vegetables, boa constrictor, silver fish, steamed hashish, braised duck loin, braised duck strips, mixed duck shreds, yellow heart tuber, simmered white scallion, scallion scallion, bean drum simmered fish, pot-simmered simmered fish, Sturgeon skin carp, pot-roasted carp, caught fried carp, soft-fried fillet, soft-fried chicken, assorted sausages, sesame butter rolls, fresh mushrooms, dried bonito, bonito fillet, bonito fillet, vinegar bonito Simmered white mushroom, braised three fresh fish, fried whitebait, braised eel, steamed ham, fried white shrimp, wonton clam, fried noodle fish, baked asparagus, hibiscus agar, fried liver tip, south fried liver Guaner, oil Batu Rener, Soup Batu collar, stir-fried gold wire, braised silver wire, sautéed fry, saccharin, honey yam, toasted fresh peach ... "
After this big paragraph, those contestants are all silly.
Tang Dazhang, Xu Wenxiang, and those Crosstalk artists are also mistakenly look at each other in dismay
No one ever thought that Zhang Ye not only thought about it but didn't even think about it, and didn't take a break, even the pauses in breathing were not noticeable, and even compared to the mouthpieces of ordinary professional Crosstalk actors In terms of children, Zhang Ye is even faster than them.
The speed of speech is like flying
Zhang Ye is still saying, "... Red balls, white balls, croquettes, croquettes, sanshang croquettes, saki balls, croquettes, sunflower balls, croquettes, tofu balls, red stew, white stew , Pine meat, bacon, grilled meat, soy sauce, lotus leaf stew, yipin meat, cherry meat, horse teeth meat, soy sauce tofu meat, jar meat, jar meat, ingot meat, phlox meat, red elbow, white elbow, Crystal elbow, beeswax elbow, burnt elbow, grilled elbow, steamed lamb, roasted lamb, spiced lamb, sauce lamb, three kinds of mutton, three kinds of mutton, burnt purple cover, stewed duck mixed, simmered white Miscellaneous, three fresh shark fins, chestnut chicken, pointed carp live, plate duck, cone chicken
Speaking
A lot of dishes
The audience also counted one, and they were all shocked.
Even the partner Yao Jiancai, looking at Zhang Ye, is a bit embarrassed. He doesn't even know that Zhang Ye has this Skill, Fuck, can I tell you? Not only can it be said, it's better than what a professional Crosstalk actor said? Impossible, when will this kid practice?
In fact, Zhang Ye does not need to be practiced at all.There are Memory Search Capsule already imprints on those Crosstalk segments in the mind.Zhang Ye is a broadcasting professional. It is a slapstick, saying that this is the same as playing, even at the end. It was easy to breathe without even breathing.
A Crosstalk contestant did not believe in evil, his face changed, and shouted, "" Geographic Map ""
Zhang Ye said in the next moment: "Ben Peking University pass, take the river Peking University street, Dahongqiao, Yangcun, Caicun, Hexi Affairs, Anping, Matou, Zhangjiawan, Balitong Bridge, enter Beijing Qihua Gate , Exit Beijing Deshengmen.Take the Qinghe, Shahe, Changping County, South Exit, Qinglong Bridge, Kangzhuangzi, Huailai, Shacheng, security, Xia Garden, Xinzhuangzi, Xuanhua House, Shalingzi, Yulin, Zhangjiakou, Chaigou Fort, Xiwan, Tianzhen, Yanggao County, Julebao, Zhoushizhuang, Datong, Gushan, Hongcibao, Fengzhen, Suji, Jining, Sanchakou, Shibatai, Zhuozi, Sandao Battalion, its battalion, Taubqi ... "
The crowd was stunned again
But Zhang Ye hasn't finished yet. A large section of crackling doesn't seem to be panting, "... Take Qinhuangdao, Beidaihe, Changli County, Luanzhou, Guye, Kaiping to Tangshan. Lutai, Hangu, Tanggu, Xinhe Fifty Neighbourhood, Dongxinzhuang, Junliangcheng, Xinhe, Zhangguizhuang, Zhuangzhuangzi, Second Cultural Palace, Qianzhuang, Daguozhuang, Trolley Bus Factory Dawangzhuang. Crossing Jiefang Bridge, Binjiang Road, Heping Road, Nanshi, this is the only way To Great Wall Movie Theater "
At this moment, many viewers stood up and stood up
"OK"
"Shit"
"Too great Teacher Zhang"
"Too beautiful to say"
Applause suddenly burst into the venue, deafening