I’m Really a Superstar Chapter 498: [Champion! 】

Not only did the audience listen silly

Common people watching live broadcast on the Internet are also dazzled

"I'm going"

"This"

"Teacher Zhang is really bad"

"Hahahahaha is too aggressive"

Full bloom on the Internet, even the live broadcast message area has been exploded

What Zhang Ye has shown before has always been the talent in shaking bags and creative bags. At most, coupled with some extraordinary tact, this has made several Crosstalk works to the top and made the audience laugh. I smoked it, but today, Zhang Ye is frightening everyone again. I didn't think Zhang Ye can still talk about the mouth, and depending on who it is, he can say anything, as if all mouths are ripe. Yes, this amazing Crosstalk skills really shocked people. Who said that Zhang Ye can only rely on vulgar Crosstalk, people will also be traditional paragraphs, and it is even better than your professional Crosstalk artists. －Forcing it

Tang Dazhang: "..."

Xu Wenxiang was dark and silent.

Everyone in the seating area of ​​the contestant has been staring at each other for a long while, and they haven't even said a word, the most fierce ones who shouted before, their faces were swollen with already

The audience is still applauding.

As soon as Zhang Ye spoke, they stopped. "Either the mouthpiece or the traditional section, I would not say, I am not a person in the Crosstalk industry, but I dare say that I understand Crosstalk better than most Crosstalk actors. Today, I put the words on here, as long as you can find out all the words, if you can't say anything, you can choose whatever you want. If I type a word and say a wrong word, I will say goodbye to the stage from now on, I will Dare to say so "

Yao Jiancai smiled and applauded.

The audience is exploding, too

"Domineering"

"Momman"

"Teacher Zhang is powerful"

"Ah, I love you Teacher Zhang"

"What Hahaha wants is this momentum. Look at that group of people who dare to say that you don't understand these Crosstalk mouths. They will not say one's own."

The Crosstalk actors and rookie players did not answer, because the strength of Zhang Ye already was shown here. Since he dares to talk like this, it shows that he may really have the ability. At this moment, the momentum released by Zhang Ye shocked them all.

Zhang Ye looked at the following and said: "Would you say that the pass is the Crosstalk actor? Would you say an 'elegant paragraph, which is Crosstalk Master? Would you say that an educator's work is the Crosstalk artist? I do n’t agree, I Believe audience friends We will not agree with this statement to distinguish the high and low of Crosstalk actors, which is simply an extinction of humanity.

Yao Jiancai laughed: "It can't be divided like this."

Zhang Ye said more and more angry, "Crosstalk must have educational significance? What should be publicity from Crosstalk? This is a big mistake and a special mistake. There were Crosstalk more than a hundred years ago. Why is that? Crosstalk? The actor is to earn money to eat and to support his family. Crosstalk is a simple shaving and pedicure technique. How easy is it to get here? Why is there an educational meaning when you get there? You just forgot about this. "I forgot my ancestors", scolded for a while, and finally scolded back to the Crosstalk world

Thunderous applause

Everyone knows that this Crosstalk is almost over, and it is clear that this is the last time Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai stood on the stage to say Crosstalk, and they may not hear it again in the future. Suddenly, many audiences heard the excitement and resonance Everywhere, they all got up from their seats

Zhang Ye said: "Especially now, the times are developing and society is advancing; lack of money, lack of cars, lack of houses, wicked, everything is lacking, I ca n’t give these in this house, but I promise you can forget all these troubles after listening to my Crosstalk, happy, happy, happy, this is not better than anything? This is the meaning of Crosstalk. I am what I am for the purpose of building a society-meeting-Lord-righteousness -And-harmony-society-will contribute "

The audience applauded again

"OK"

"Speak well"

Yao Jiancai also smiled and nodded vigorously.

Zhang Ye looked at the crowd loudly: "Who said Crosstalk must educate people? Who said Crosstalk must be educational? Listen to this Crosstalk, what do you have to learn? After listening to that Crosstalk, After you go out, you have to donate blood and kidneys? Impossible thing, are we Crosstalk or Red Cross Society? Are we artists or educators? The relevant department ’s requirements for Crosstalk are too high. Crosstalk actors are too one's own. Expectation is too big and the art of vocalization should educate people? "

The audience standing up is gradually increasing

Three hundred people

Five hundred people

One thousand people

Zhang Ye shouts louder and louder, "Is Jingyun drums an art? Then I asked. After listening to a drum, what did you teach you?"

Kick drum?

What can you teach?

The audience applauded like crazy

Zhang Ye said loudly, "Is the symphony an art? Then I asked. After listening to a symphony, what did you teach you?"

Stand up again with more than 500 audience members, applauding desperately

Zhang Ye frowned, "Is acrobatics an art? Then I asked you what happened after watching a dog-eating education?"

The applause of the audience drowned the huge venue again and again

Zhang Ye said: "Fifteen acrobats have been educated by riding a bicycle? They are violating traffic rules and teaching a fart"

Yao Jiancai laughed: "It's true."

The audience laughed and applauded again. At this moment, almost the entire audience stood up burning with passion, including sitting on the second floor.

Zhang Ye took the white cloth on the table and wiped the sweat from the forehead, which was heated by the light, and slammed the white cloth on the table. "I'm wondering, what should I do with other art? Crosstalk how to educate people how to be elegant. Why? We are two Xiaoxiao Crosstalk actors. We did not kill or set fire. We just want to bring a little happiness to the audience. Why is it so difficult? Why did you make a hole in the sky? What's wrong? "

Exhaled.

Zhang Ye pointed to the top of his head and shouted, "I do n’t believe it, the sky is so big, I ca n’t tolerate Crosstalk." He pointed to his feet, "I do n’t believe it, the ground is so wide, I ca n’t tolerate two Crosstalk actors." Not Guo Degang, but Zhang Ye one's own, what he always wanted to say

Yao Jiancai applaud, "well said"

Below, the game time already is here. Some staff come up to clear the field. It is time for the next group of players.

Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai didn't say anything, bowed deeply to the audience, and turned off the stage.

At this moment, the audience broke out suddenly. With thousands of audiences in the audience, almost everyone was shouting their names and was very angry.

"Teacher Yao"

"Zhang Ye"

"Zhang Ye"

Next, I do n’t know who took the lead, everyone shouted a word, a comment from all their people on Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai

"Champion"

"Champion"

"Champion"

"Champion"

The competition of Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai is over, they will definitely be disqualified from the following competitions, but in the hearts of the audience, they are the real first.

No one can replace it