I’m Really a Superstar Chapter 500: [Bash Sister Wu! 】
Afternoon.
It's cold on the street, but spring is coming.
Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai left from the chaos of CCTVll and live broadcast, and walked in the compound in a pleasant mood.
In the back, some people came out one after another.
A player said: "What a bad luck"
A new Crosstalk: "How did this happen?"
Outside, a few players who smoked in the yard before being eliminated in the second round saw the situation. It was very strange and asked: "Well, Old Wang Old Sun, Teacher Chen, how did you all come out? You are not promoted Are you there? It's almost time for you to perform? Why are they all gone? "
One person said: "Hey, don't mention it."
A middle-aged Crosstalk actor said, "Don't you know yet? live broadcast stopped, the game stopped, it's all over, SARFT stopped this year's competition"
The knockout players were startled and said, "What? Why?"
A young Crosstalk player was crying, "Isn't that Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai coming over and messing around? CCTVll sets made mistakes again and again, and gave them live broadcast again and again. This was irritated, and the result was fierce. For Zhang Ye, we even brought it to us. Even the CCTV and Crosstalk circles have lost their face this time. We are all saying that this Zhang Ye is really a broom star. Whoever touches him is unlucky, big guy How long has the child prepared for this competition, this is good, it's all gone "
The players left in despair. Suddenly, they saw the two Zhang Yes in front of them. Suddenly, everyone's faces changed slightly, and they escaped the compound and escaped from the compound. These people originally posted articles on the Internet to resist Zhang Ye, and even some people have even made any controversy. It was a fierce fight with the Crosstalk community. However, at this moment, already on their faces could not see the glory and glory of the original. With a gloomy taste, this time the condemnation of Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai, they lost completely.
No profit
I do n’t have a name either
Still a mess? What do you mean by this?
The mainstream Crosstalk artists and the Crosstalk Association's Quyi Association who have left in the future have also been sinking into the water. Each year, they are partners and organizers of Crosstalk competition. The suspension of this broadcast will have a considerable impact on the prestige of the Crosstalk world of Quyi. Big
"Too much"
"This surname is Zhang"
"He is a stinky-stream"
Countless Crosstalk actors are scolding Zhang Ye.
At this moment, Zhang Ye and Crosstalk are completely separated from the art world.
On the road.
Zhang Ye drives, and beats Old Yao on the steering wheel. Yao Jiancai sings Peking Opera in the front passenger seat.
At the end, Zhang Ye laughed: "Are you going home?"
Yao Jiancai stopped singing, "Go home, I'm exhausted these days, I have to sleep well."
"Then I will take you home first." Zhang Ye asked, "Why do you plan to go tomorrow?"
Yao Jiancai said, "What else can we do, gag order is still there, Crosstalk can't say anything, this time nothing can be done, rest with the family, build energy, just accompany your sister-in-law, save She always said that I can't make movies all day. This time, he wants me to make movies.
Zhang Ye said: "That's also good."
Old Yao is quite optimistic, and today Crosstalk really talked to him. In addition, the program suspension of Crosstalk's face fell sharply, which made him very happy. This is something he and Zhang Ye worked together to make. "Thank you for your blessing, my brother, I just looked at it, popularity has gone up. I shot a dozen or twenty drama series, six or seven movies. popularity has never risen so fast, and I have enough rest to look back. I will take part in the business show. Someone from the company just said, already, someone wanted to contact me, tailoring, weddings, etc., and the bid was also high. How about it? Are you interested? If you take the business show, they give There must be more, we two together? "
Zhang Ye shakes his hand, "I don't accept business shows."
"Really?" Yao Jiancai asked.
Zhang Ye smiled and said, "There can still be fake, I don't even have manager."
Yao Jiancai laughed: "I heard early in the circle that you never take part in business shows. Those people who want to contact you can't be contacted. I haven't taken it seriously yet. The co-authorship is true? Brother me But it ’s not as high as you are. I ’m rich enough to support my family. ”There is a long-legged beauty at the roadside coffee shop. Yao Jiancai eyeballs moved and looked for a long time. When the car drove past, he turned back,“ Then you Are you ready? "
Zhang Ye said helplessly: "I don't know, stay at home."
The Crosstalk vote, Zhang Ye pulled Yao Jiancai and made a lot of movement.Although it did not win the championship, it also far exceeded the expectations of Zhang Ye. As for how to go next, Zhang Ye really didn't think about it. He is now thinking about how to get rid of gag order. With this thing, Zhang Ye can't go on in Entertainment Circle at all. The dice that reduces five times the difficulty and the remaining effect of three and a half days time, have to take advantage of this Opportunity to think about it, otherwise the role of reducing the difficulty time, it is even more difficult to turn around.
Deliver Old Yao to the entrance of District. As soon as Zhang Ye hits the steering wheel, aimlessly is back on the road.
By the way, cell phone forgot.
The phone keeps ringing as soon as cell phone is turned on.
"Son."
"Mom."
"Why was competition stopped?"
"Oh, I don't know."
"Stop it, you won't go, they don't go either"
"Little Zhang."
"嗳, Old Leader."
"You can really do it, take a good Crosstalk Sketch competition, let you mess up into a pot of congee, you don't have a healthy time, huh, huh."
"It's not me who provoked them. I don't know who I am. I never mess with it."
"Haha, you got it, you"
"Zhang Ye."
"Old Tian, did you go to the scene, too? I saw you."
"Well, you have sharp eyes, I watched it, you Crosstalk said it was too good, especially listening to the scene, I heard that my blood was sprayed back and forth, Hahahaha is still your Crosstalk community It is estimated that this time you cried angrily, letting you swear for two days without saying, the annual Crosstalk competition was also suspended, and those Crosstalk actors also plummeted popularity one by one, and lost the wife and fought. It is indeed a must in Entertainment Circle. It is really able to scold the living person, and they will not dare to mess with you easily after they are scolded. "
Friends keep calling.
Someone sent a short message, Congratulations Zhang Ye can break through the encirclement of popularity and increase the killing of the Quartet to destroy Crosstalk competition and so on.
Zhang Ye responded one by one and it took time a long time.
After a while, only the last message was not returned, not the cell phone text message, but the message of the cell phone chat communication tool. He took a closer look and sent it from the net name "Water Lotus Moon", that is, comrade Wu Zeqing, deputy principal of Peking University. She hasn't chatted with her online for a long time.
Water Lotus Moon: It's quite loud.
Zhang Ye Reply: I'm just talking nonsense.
About a few seconds later, Didi, there is a message back there: nonsense that you can stop a national program with the highest ratings?
Zhang Ye parked on the side of the road and typed: No way, they are bullying me, and they are blocking me. I can only break through all the way.
Water Lotus Moon: That's very good. I listened and I didn't see that you would still say Crosstalk.
Zhang Ye: That's no use, the game is gone, and I can only stay with my family, big sister, for comfort.
Water Lotus Moon: Oh, how can I comfort?
Zhang Ye: Keke, can I ask for a picture?
Water Lotus Moon: Oh, what photos do you want?
Zhang Ye blinked, and did n’t say it was bare, so he sent: Anything is fine.
Usually in front of Dean Wu, a real person meets. Zhang Ye is not very daring to make inferiors. The official power is too big, but when talking to Water Lotus Moon on the Internet, the tone of Zhang Ye is more casual. Of course, even if it is casual, Zhang Ye is actually courageous, and dare not go too far.
Nothing over there.
About half a minute later, the message window goes off.
Zhang Ye quickly picked it up and looked forward to it, a picture is being transmitted, the transmission is successful, the picture was opened on the cell phone screen, that is a beautiful landscape, it is estimated that it was taken by cell phone, scene is on the shoulder position, It was shot in the neckline below. Below the brown knitted loose sweater, the neckline was slightly tilted, and a deep milk-groove was squeezed into the inside. A white flower on the chest-part was particularly dazzling.
If you let Zhang Ye evaluate Sister Wu's chest with three comments, it must be:
Large
Too big
It's too big
Although it wasn't the first time I saw a photo of Wu Zeqing, I even saw real people and real meat when I took a picture of her that time, but after seeing it again, Zhang Ye was still shocked.I have never seen such a big one, eh , White, anyway, in the eyes of Zhang Ye, it was all kinds of thrilling
A pair of slippers on the woman's left foot can be seen in the photo. There is a chopping board that is not exposed in scene in front. There is a kitchen knife, freshly cut mushrooms and ribs.
Zhang Ye swallowed, sent: beauty
Water Lotus Moon sent a smiley face: Thank you.
Zhang Ye: How about you cook? at home?
Water Lotus Moon: Well, it's time for a meal. Have you eaten?
Zhang Ye: No, I just came out of CCTV.
Water Lotus Moon: That ’s right. Come and eat. I ’m not interested in eating one's own.
Zhang Ye, uh said: Is it appropriate?
Water Lotus Moon: Oh, it's not polite to big sister.
Zhang Ye immediately said: then I'd be more respectful.
Water Lotus Moon: Well, don't worry.
Dropping cell phone, Zhang Ye took a deep breath, and glanced at the photo she sent. She was already on the string, and couldn't wait to drive in the direction of Taoran Pavilion.
This time should have been a little traffic jam.The traffic lights in the urban area are also very dense, but 80% is the role of Difficulty Adjustment Dice.There was no traffic jam on the Zhang Ye along the way. Not only was there no traffic jam, there were a total of fifteen or six from him to the east gate of the Taoran Pavilion park. Traffic lights are all green
Unblocked
The difficulty adjustment is too obvious
When the car was about to drive, Zhang Ye suddenly thought of one thing, how to solve the blockade, he didn't know, and didn't start, but in the three and a half days that Difficulty Adjustment Dice and time continued, Zhang Ye basic Undefeatable unimpeded For three and a half days, one's own can do things that can be controlled, such as things that were impossible to complete and reach before, such as ... throw Sister Wu?