I’m Really a Superstar Chapter 855: [Let you talk nonsense, are you really talking nonsense? 】

On the stage.

The spotlight shone, and everyone looked at the two who were about to stage.

Although it ’s a rehearsal today, all the seats, lighting, stage effects, and personnel are all lineups for Spring Festival live broadcast on the New Year's Day one month later. Except for different audiences, there is almost no discount, so it is still the first. Standing at the scene of such a large party once said that the Zhang Ye of Crosstalk and time felt relatively novel, as did Yao Jiancai. He also went back to Spring Festival for the first time and followed the rehearsal. It can be seen that the Old Yao was a little nervous.

Applause.

Xiao Lu Da Fei They applauded very hard.

The director is clapping with a smile. The atmosphere at the scene was a bit Spring Festival.

Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai came on stage, passing Dong Shanshan and the Male Host person, Dong Shanshan also gave him a smiley look. The two Host lines just did not say hello to the Zhang Ye in advance. During the process, I stepped on Zhang Ye once.

However, Zhang Ye is a person who is willing to lose money. No one expected that Zhang Ye will fight back as soon as to go on stage.

Yao Jiancai stood in front of the microphone. According to the content that I had met with Zhang Ye before, my face was filled with the most open smile, "Happy New Year!"

As a result, the first sentence of Zhang Ye did not follow the words, and looked angrily left and right: "Don't rush to the New Year, is there a security guard? Security guard?"

Yao Jiancai for a while, "Why security?"

Zhang Ye turned around and kept Dong Shanshan them, "take them away!"

The people at the scene laughed.

Dong Shanshan also blinked playfully.

Male Host people err, and let go of their hands innocently.

Yao Jiancai said: "What did you do to catch someone?"

Zhang Ye does n’t like to hear, "What does it mean that we seem to have trouble often?" Who is this to say?

Yao Jiancai laughed: "This is true, we are not at fault."

Zhang Ye said solemnly: "When I introduce it later, it seems to be removed!"

"Ah? Is it something that often happens?" Yao Jiancai said hi.

Dong Shanshan Puchi!

Male Host people don't hold back anymore!

There was an instant laughter.

Chang Xiaoliang knows that these are not arranged in advance, all of them are the on-the-spot response of the actors, and they can't help but sigh: "The response is too fast, the on-site baggage!"

Vice-Director also said: "Teacher Yao is also well connected. It is indeed an old partner. It is too tacit."

Xiao Lu shouted with excitement!

After such an opening, Yao Jiancai also relaxed. The tension was just tense, and it was suddenly brought into a good performance by Zhang Ye. Sometimes Yao Jiancai also had to be ashamed, don't look at his age ratio. Zhang Ye is a lot bigger, but on the stage, most of time still has to rely on Zhang Ye to bring rhythm.

Under the stage.

Humanity of the review team: "Look at weibo, someone scolds Zhang Ye."

Another staff member said, "Yes, even our Beijing TV Station was scolded."

"The Tang Dazhang gang again."

"Also blended with CCTV Spring Festival Segment Group."

"These guys are really endless."

"Why do they have everything? Who do we ask to hinder them? Why bother so much?"

Many people knew this in advance. Today's rehearsal, Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai's Crosstalk and several other important programs are actually "fake program", which is just to say, even if the two of them stand silently and consume time, or It ’s okay to say a program they said before, the purpose is to feel the venue, but also to walk through time, do n’t take it so seriously, so many people do n’t take it seriously, some people are watching cell phone, and some people are whispering, discussing weibo CCTV and Crosstalk circles condemn Zhang Ye.

But soon, everyone's attention was drawn to the stage, because they mistakenly found that Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai are all serious about speaking new paragraphs!

Yao Jiancai said: "Don't talk about anything else, first of all to the audience friends."

Zhang Ye looks listless, "Oh."

Yao Jiancai looked at him and said, "Bye?"

Zhang Ye groaned, "Um."

Yao Jiancai: "Why are you awake? Why are you performing so many programs just now? What a wonderful thing, you haven't # 神?"

Zhang Ye pouted, raised his chin and pointed at the back, "You said that acrobatics?"

Yao Jiancai: "Yes, how beautiful."

Zhang Ye said, "What's so great about acrobatics, it's all pediatrics. Last time I watched an acrobatics with CCTV Spring Festival, what did you do!"

CCTV Spring Festival?

How did you mention CCTV Spring Festival?

Everyone froze.

Yao Jiancai: "What's up?"

Zhang Ye gestured: "It's a woman, holding a Old Hu, the woman's mouth holds a piece of sugar, and then the Old Hu comes over, clicks a mouth and takes the sugar from the woman's mouth. ! "

Yao Jiancai startled: "Ah? Old Hu? Sugar?"

Zhang Ye: "Yes."

Yao Jiancai said, "This is wonderful."

Zhang Ye hummed: "What awesome."

Yao Jiancai: "This looks great!"

Zhang Ye cut off, "What a good look, I can do it!"

Yao Jiancai hold on, "You can do it?"

Zhang Ye: "I can do it!"

Yao Jiancai: "Then you come."

"I'll come, I'll come." Zhang Ye waved his hand and said, "Come, take that Old Hu away!"

Everyone froze.

Yao Jiancai reacted for a moment, vomiting blood: "Nonsense! I can do with that woman!"

Zhang Ye rushed, "I said first, I'll come first!"

Yao Jiancai fainted: "Who grabbed you!"

People off the field laughed and laughed, "Hahahahaha!"

Co-authored you go sugar candy! ?

Brother Hou Younger Brother Hou laughs and pats his legs!

Chief Director Chang Xiaoliang smiled and bent over!

The head of the station and a few Station Leader eyes also laughed into a line!

Yao Jiancai: "I figured it out. Are you in a bad mood lately?"

Zhang Ye Hey: "I'm so surprised when I'm in a good mood, I haven't done anything wrong since I was a kid, I have never succeeded."

Yao Jiancai said, "Success is done step by step."

Zhang Ye made a mark, "I always studied when I was a kid and read books every day."

Yao Jiancai: "This is a good thing."

Zhang Ye: "The ancients said it well, the book has Yan Ruyu, and the book has Yan Ruyu."

Yao Jiancai yelled: "Ah? Where is the Golden House?"

Zhang Ye hit him, "What is the Golden House?"

Yao Jiancai: "The book has its own golden house."

Zhang Ye nodded and said, "Oh you're right, there are no ladies in the Golden House."

Yao Jiancai shouted, "Cooperate with you and go to the big girls?"

Zhang Ye looked at him like a fool: "Nonsense, otherwise who reads books?"

Yao Jiancai speechless: "Hey ~ IndoMTL.com ~ That's it? What books do you read?"

Zhang Ye: "I will return you back."

Yao Jiancai: "I borrow yours?"

Many people below already lean forward and back together!

"噗 Hahahaha!"

"Don't talk to me, let me laugh for ten minutes!"

"Oh, I'm so happy!"

Don't you just talk casually?

Aren't they "fake program"?

How come these two came up with the new Crosstalk!

Da Fei whistled desperately underneath. Someone beside him looked at him and he didn't care!

Zhang Ye said with a sigh: "I could n’t do it when I was a kid, I wo n’t do it when I grow up."

Yao Jiancai: "What will happen when you grow up?"

Zhang Ye: "No one has the ability to compare with others. Look at some of the Crosstalk actors who have been on CCTV Spring Festival." With that said, he was also cautious, "Well, we can't mention who Ah, you can't say your name. "

Yao Jiancai nodded, "Yes, don't say a name."

Zhang Ye said: "In the case of Tang great kindness, a one-eight-eight-year-old, the ashes can be packed in a box and a half, forty-seven years old, male, born on June 2, the ID number is 330 ..."

Yao Jiancai was startled, "Well! You can't say your name yet? Your ID numbers have been aired!"

Hello! Everyone laughs!

Don great kindness?

Tang Dazhang?

Oh! Again! Zhang Ye this pit is starting again!

Zhang Ye: "You see how successful people are, how famous they are, how easy it is to make money, and when people go out to the countryside to perform, wherever they say Crosstalk is a sentence."

Yao Jiancai: "One sentence?"

Zhang Ye: "Just one sentence, for example, when you arrive in Taiyuan, people sing 'Taiyuan, Taiyuan, my hometown', and bow down and step down. In fact, they are not Taiyuan people at all. When they arrive in Jinan, they also say, 'Jinan, Jinan "My hometown", as soon as I bowed and stepped down, how easy it is to get my money! "

Yao Jiancai blinked: "Where's Jiamusi?"

Zhang Ye: "Same, Jiamusi Jiamusi my hometown."

Yao Jiancai: "Where is Urumqi?"

Zhang Ye sings: "My hometown in Urumqi, Urumqi."

Yao Jiancai thought for a while, and said badly, "What if you get to Buenos Aires?"

Audible laughter can be heard in the auditorium already!

Zhang Ye er, sang, "Bueno ... Buyi ... ke ..." Then he waved his hands and said, "You can rest assured, this kind of actor can't go abroad!"

Yao Jiancai laughed: "Also, what's this called Crosstalk."

Zhang Ye: "Don't underestimate others, just this Crosstalk, people say as long as they say, do you know how many people listen? Do you know how many prostate patients have been cured?"

Yao Jiancai: "Ah? Prostate patients?"

Zhang Ye: "They say that Crosstalk is a cure, one mouth, all prostate patients have urine."

Yao Jiancai: “Ah?”

Zhang Ye: "So I have never dared to listen to Crosstalk of Don great kindness at the scene."

Yao Jiancai: "Why?"

Zhang Ye: "I can't swim! Drown me again!"

At this moment, everyone in the audience knows that Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai are definitely to go on stage. I have seen Weibo before!

Xiao Lu: "Wow Hahahaha!"

A few videographers tears almost laughed!

Hu Fei is dumbfounded underneath. When you are rehearsing, letting you and Yao Jiancai "blind" is a kind word! It's a simple analogy!

Fuck Are you serious?

Fuck You are really talking nonsense! ?

Zhang Ye is blooming today. Since it is fake program, he also has nothing to say about it does not matter, so he naturally has no scruples. To put it bluntly, this product is for fun today, mainly based on one's own. On the day of Beijing Spring Festival, this program is definitely not to go on stage, but in private, who cares?

But no one was present. Someone was recording.

The person in the corner was so excited that he never expected that a fake program during a rehearsal would be so “material”. He could n’t bear already, and sent the recorded already recording secretly Online!