I’m Really a Superstar Chapter 880: [Lian Rap and Sing! 】

Weibo is blown up!

"It looks so good!"

"It looks great!"

"Zhang Ye fucking awesome!"

"Go and listen to Crosstalk of Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai!"

"Recommended Beijing Spring Festival! Really powerful!"

"Don't look at Liaoning Station, go to Beijing Satellite TV! Zhang Ye is a big Crosstalk!"

"Episode is a bad time, it's awesome to be played by Zhang Ye!"

"And there was no scolding at all! But it still looks so good!"

"Zhang Ye is Zhang Ye!"

"Looking forward! I just said half of it now. I heard that Beijing Spring Festival has added time to Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai since the last rehearsal. Finally, I can hear it today!"

"This is the real art of Crosstalk!"

"Yes, look at how Teacher Zhang is your mother's irony? Where are the so-called mainstream Crosstalk actors, when Spring Festival is used, you know the slogan! Who says that funny and art can't have both? Go and see Zhang Ye Crosstalk! Give you a lesson! "

Zhang Ye's Crosstalk reputation is bursting!

At the moment, more and more people were attracted to see the comments.

"I'll check it out!"

"Beijing Satellite TV, right?"

"I'm here, is there such a good thing?"

"I haven't always liked the curseful Crosstalk like Zhang Ye, don't curse it today? Then I listen."

...

Live.

Chang Xiaoliang and several Vice-Director are also very excited. They looked at each other and saw the light in each other's eyes. They did not expect that the status of Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai would be so good today!

Yao Jiancai: "Then what happened?"

Zhang Ye: "What else can you do."

Yao Jiancai: "Huh?"

Zhang Ye said helplessly: "After going back, my section chief was double-regulated!"

Yao Jiancai said: "Hey, this kind of person should have doubled!"

Zhang Ye: "Later, the people in our department took things to watch him go."

Yao Jiancai: "What else are you looking at?"

Zhang Ye said, "Some condolences to the double-regulated cadres."

Audience: "Oh!"

"Oh Teacher Zhang, can you stop being so funny?"

"Consolation to double-regulated senior cadres? Hahaha!"

Yao Jiancai also fainted: "It's double-where do you go to condolences!"

Zhang Ye: "As a result, I was unlucky. The organization found out that I had given gifts, and I was fired."

Yao Jiancai: "You made one's own."

Zhang Ye: "I lost after losing my job. Beijing is so big. Where is my home? I suddenly want to buy a suite."

Yao Jiancai snorted, "Beijing house prices are precious!"

Zhang Ye: "Yes. Later, I heard that a real estate expert held a large lecture to tell when it is most appropriate to buy a house. I said that I had to go and paid the registration fee. Then, the expert on the stage, from 6am to 8pm, analyzed the trend of house prices.

Yao Jiancai nodded, "I am professional."

Zhang Ye: "Finally came to a conclusion, when is the best time to buy a house?"

Yao Jiancai also expected: "When?"

Zhang Ye: "... the year before!"

Yao Jiancai sprayed, "Ah? I used you to say it last year!?"

The audience laughs!

"Hahahaha!"

"Last year?"

"Hahahahaha!"

Yao Jiancai: "Is this more than ten hours?"

Zhang Ye angrily said: "Speaking Yes!"

Yao Jiancai: "What expert is this!"

The audience listened refreshingly. Now everyone in the society dares to put on the name of an expert, talk nonsense, and dare to say anything. Zhang Ye is obviously ironic to these people!

...

Parent's house.

Grandma watched the TV happily and said, "It's great to watch my grandson!"

Grandfather said: "Well said, I lied to an expert lecture last time!"

The elder sister exclaimed: "My brother is amazing!"

The three aunts enviously said to the Zhang Ye mother: "Sister, Little Ye will definitely become more and more famous in the future!"

The son is not here. Mother shook his head this time. "I always urged him when he wasn't working before. I always hope that he can get ahead. Now, I don't want him to be more famous, too much work. No, I do n’t stay home every day. Alas, I can burn the incense after he has been at home safely this year.

Erren said: "Little Ye is a person who does big things. There must be many things. When is the New Year?"

Dai Ye also said, "Yes, we have to be considerate when the child Correct is working hard outside."

...

Netizens are tired of laughing.

"Hahahaha!"

"What awesome!"

"Yes, what a **** thing!"

"It feels that Zhang Ye is ahead of Crosstalk too many years!"

"Well, it's not a horizontal line at all!"

But at this time, some Crosstalk actors couldn't listen anymore and stood up.

Tang Dazhang apprentice angrily said: "Where did Zhang Ye invite so many troll army? How much does it cost?"

A Junior Brother of Tang Dazhang said: "How do you hear that? The name of Crosstalk is" Everything Alright ", but what is the current content? Everything is bad from beginning to end, and the work is not smooth.

Some colleagues or netizens who don't like Zhang Ye have come out.

"Yeah!"

"Where is Everything Alright?"

"It's all bad!"

Zhang Ye's fans counterattacked: "nice is all right. What do you think of Crosstalk? People call it" Everything Alright ", why?"

However, many people are wondering after seeing it.

Yes.

Why is it called "Everything Alright"?

Can't find a job?

Fired?

Can't buy a house?

This is Everything Alright? ?

...

On the stage.

Yao Jiancai asks: "Then you say Host says Crosstalk is coming?"

Zhang Ye: "That was later."

Yao Jiancai: "Oh, did you do anything else in the middle?"

Zhang Ye: "I said that Crosstalk's last job before Host was singing."

Yao Jiancai was surprised: "Well, can you still sing?"

Zhang Ye looked at him, "What do you mean, you question me?"

Yao Jiancai: "No Yes, I have known you for so many years and haven't seen you sing?"

The audience also opened their eyes.

"What do you mean?"

"Zhang Ye wants to sing?"

"Hello, this must be heard!"

"Will Zhang Ye?"

Zhang Ye cocky said: "That's the level you haven't seen before. I didn't sing."

Yao Jiancai is curious: "What song do you usually sing?"

Zhang Ye laughed: "I like to sing songs like family, such as the Zhang Xia's" Going Home ".

Yao Jiancai: "Oh, this song is very famous, this is a classic old song!"

Zhang Ye: "Yes."

Yao Jiancai: "Can you sing?"

Zhang Ye: "Shall I just sing a few words?"

The audience suddenly started to coax.

"OK!"

"OK!"

"Haha!"

Applause is overwhelming!

Zhang Ye pressed his hand and said, "But you have to cooperate, you have to listen to this song with your eyes closed. Only with your eyes closed can you feel how good and how much I sing."

Yao Jiancai surprised: "Ah? Can you still imitate Zhang Xia's Voice?"

Zhang Ye vowed: "Yes, you will be amazed when you listen to it-" He was intoxicated, "Ah, nice is too much, it's too similar, Zhang Xia is alive again!"

Yao Jiancai hurriedly stopped him, "Not dead! Not even dead!"

The audience didn't expect Leng Buding to come to such a burden, and all of them burst into laughter!

"Hahahaha!"

"Zhang Ye is too bad!"

"Oh!"

"Oh, laugh!"

Zhang Ye wipe sweat, “Ah?”

Yao Jiancai corrected: "Alive!"

Zhang Ye: "Really?"

Yao Jiancai rolled his eyes, "Nonsense, you two did program together last year!"

The audience laughed, "Hahahaha!"

After listening to Zhang Xia in front of the TV with his family, the water in his mouth almost sprayed out!

Zhang Xia's son dumbfounded , "This Teacher Zhang!"

Zhang Xia couldn't stop laughing there too, "Take me away? I'll find him afterwards!"

"Going Home" is a song in this world.

Zhang Ye cleared his throat, "Well, then I sing a few words."

Yao Jiancai: "Sing it, all are waiting to hear."

Zhang Ye raised his hand up, "Music!"

One second.

Two seconds.

Nothing happened.

Zhang Ye puts his hand down again, "It doesn't matter if it doesn't."

Audience: "Oh!"

Yao Jiancai: "Hi, what do you say it does!"

Zhang Ye simmered for a moment, and opened his mouth to sing, "Ah ... New Year, the children are home, yeah, the knock on the door ... yeah, the knock on the door ... 咚咚咚, Knock on the door ... 咚咚咚, knock on the door ... 门, knock ... "

Yao Jiancai was in a hurry, patted him and shouted, "You open the door, you!"

A live audience slaps their thighs and laughs down!

"Hahahahaha!"

This song wasn't originally sung this way, the lyrics of "咚咚咚" were originally one sentence, and as a result Zhang Ye was repeated four or five times!

Yao Jiancai fainted: "People's children are coming home, knocking on the door for a long time! You open the door!"

Zhang Ye blinked, "Can't open, am I not singing?"

Yao Jiancai: "Hi! Just this?"

Zhang Ye Generally speaking, the singing voice is average, but it does not run out of tune. Others, such as singing and breathing, etc., he ca n’t do it. He can only say that he is an amateur. The audience is right Zhang Ye The requirements are not so high, they are all listening to it, and Zhang Ye But he cleverly incorporated several hilarious baggage into this singing content, amused the audience in front of the TV and the audience in front of the TV, and did not let the audience have a little breath time , After the end of one laugh, immediately followed by the second laugh, the rhythm is too good?

It's funny.

There are disadvantages to the epidural.

There is a traditional mouth.

Do you still sing now?

This Crosstalk work looks scattered, but it is shown by Zhang Ye, which is a series of events after he graduated from college. It ’s just that the Crosstalk name of "Everything Alright" is still unknown to everyone, and no one understands why it was such a name?