I’m Really a Superstar Chapter 890: 【Sketch “Choose what you like” (on)! 】

Parent's house.

The family is stupid!

Mother stunned, "Shit! How did Little Ye go up!"

The older sister was startled and said, "How could it be my brother!"

Chenchen has big and small mouths!

Grandfather Grandma stared, "Little Ye plays Sketch?"

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CCTV.

Xu Yipeng was shocked, "What?"

Chen Ye is also an inspiration, "How is he on the stage?"

"Are you wrong?"

"How could it be him?"

"What happened to Fuck?"

"Why did Zhang Ye go up?"

CCTV Spring Festival program The group was stunned by this scene!

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Weibo.

"Come on, Zhang Ye is back!"

“Ah?”

"Zhang Ye will play Sketch!"

"Beijing TV Station is crazy?"

"How did Zhang Ye come to the rescue? The Qu Haiying incident is now an hour of time. How did this Sketch come out?"

"Look at the program introduction sheet below the screen!"

"What?"

"Performers: Zhang Ye, Yao Jiancai, Dong Shanshan?"

"crap!"

"Why did Dong Shanshan never appear just now!"

"One Host, two Crosstalk actors, three blood amateur to play Sketch? Fuck I am a little hesitant, who of you guys give me a shot, tell me this is not true!"

"Hurry up!"

"Yes, hurry up!"

"Look at Beijing Spring Festival, something big has happened again!"

"Zhang Ye final stage Sketch!"

"@ 全球! Come and see!"

"Will Zhang Ye play Sketch?"

"Devil knows!"

"Neither Yao Jiancai nor Dong Shanshan!"

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Ha Qiqi Zhang Zuo is silly in front of the TV.

Fan Wenli Chen Guang is silly in front of the TV.

The famous Sketch Actor Ci Xiufang looked at the familiar figure appearing in Beijing at night, and was surprised, "Little Zhang? He? Act Sketch?"

At this moment, everyone is a little bit dreadful!

The people in the Beijing Spring Festival Director group also sweated nervously. Just a few staff members preparing for Item, almost rushed to make a thing in the last five minutes, and then ran to the stage with the Speed of the 100-meter race Yes, at that time Host already was introduced to the next program, and the curtain was about to open soon. It was really a blast, and it almost missed it!

Chang Xiaoliang clenched his fists, "It's hard work! Hard work!"

"No hard work!"

"We're fine!"

"It's hard work Teacher Zhang!"

"It is dead or alive, it depends on Zhang Ye!"

"keep it up Ah Teacher Zhang!"

"Teacher Zhang, it's up to you!"

Hu Fei Brother Hou Xiao Lu and other people are shaking their hands and feeling very unstable. This is a physical reaction caused by extreme tension!

Anxious!

Looking forward!

Uneasy!

But nothing works!

The current stage can only be handed over to Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai and Dong Shanshan!

Let the fate go!

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Live.

Sketch has started!

The audience couldn't wait to be shocked. They have not fully reacted, and they all stared at the stage with their eyes staring, the palm of their hands consciously shot, and loud applause!

In the applause, Zhang Ye ran to the center of the stage. At this time, he told Crosstalk that he totally judged the two of them, his expression changed, his clothes changed, and he was dressed in a normal sweater and jeans. While running, Zhang Ye also shouted, "It's over, it's over! It's a big deal! The old bureau of our unit, the director, was unfortunately filmed by ****, and another one was sent above ... uh yes One, the top of the new game will be engaged in rectification. In this section, our chief summoned me. I usually have so many minor problems. It is estimated that this time the rice bowl is out of order, it's over! "

******?

Send one?

The audience at already laughed.

A few Sketch Actors and some professionals who have performed in the background are also stunned. This sentence from Sketch will introduce all the backgrounds and characters clearly. Bureau-growth? During the rectification? Chief summoned? Not guaranteed? And there is also a burden in the introduction. You can see the skill in just one sentence. This is obviously a standard Sketch model and ideas! Very mature!

Who wrote this book?

Written by Zhang Ye one's own?

scene was given a desk position. At this time, many people found that there was still a person sitting on the chair, and he was sleeping with his hands on it.

The Dong Shanshan in a smart business attire is snoring.

Zhang Ye blinked cautiously, and said softly: "Mr. Ma? Ms. Ma?"

Dong Shanshan shook his head and woke up, "Ah, who is it? Yo, Xiao Hao, come in, come."

Zhang Ye scratches his head: "I'm sorry to disturb you to sleep."

Dong Shanshan lifted the tea cup and touched it a few times, "It's okay, I will feel it now, don't delay!"

Audience:

"Hahaha!"

"Oh!"

Applause!

Although there is not much laughter, the attention of many viewers already was caught in the work!

The scene calmed down.

Dong Shanshan has two legs, leading Fan Er's full style, pressing the hand: "Sit, recently, your family is doing well?"

Zhang Ye sits on the sofa with restrained hands, holding his knees with both hands, "I'm still alive, what will happen after this." Closed his eyes, "Let's leave it to fate!"

Someone is amused again!

Dong Shanshan glanced at him, "I heard, you love to play table tennis when you're fine at work?"

Zhang Ye was startled and busy: "I'm reviewing! I'm too playful! Playing table tennis hurts others and hurting myself. I will play table tennis in the future, and I will waste my hands!" He said loudly: " I, I refuse Huang! Refuse to gamble! Refuse ping pong! "

When the words came out, the audience stunned and laughed!

This baggage is too sudden, and suddenly no one prepares it, it just explodes!

"噗 Hahahahaha!"

"Oops!"

"Hahahahaha!"

"Reject Ping Pong?"

"How did you put the ping pong ball with the yellow-gamble-poison!"

If it hadn't happened before, the audience wouldn't have laughed like this, but just an hour ago, Han Li and the National Ping Pong team lost! I also publicly shirk all responsibilities to Zhang Ye during the interview! It is said that Zhang Ye caused them to lose! At that time, a lot of people were mad, and I felt that the ping pong team was too imposing this time. What did Zhang Ye do? Is it his loss to lose?

At first, everyone thought that things were over, and at the very least, nothing was left, but to everyone's surprise, it was just at the scene of Beijing Spring Festival live broadcast in just one hour, and Zhang Ye was on the stage. Damaged them directly, and they did not cover up!

The audience exploded!

Netizens also exploded!

"fucking awesome too!"

"This is Zhang Ye!"

"Yes, this is Zhang Ye!"

"Hahahaha!"

"Reject Huang, refuse to gamble, refuse to pong pong? What he thinks about him!"

"Fun to me! This group of ping pong teams, you say who you mess with is not good, what do you have to mess with him! Zhang Ye this smelly rogue what kind of character are you not seeing for the first time! Recruit him! If you see it, this curse will come immediately! And it is still on Spring Festival, in front of the audience in the country!

"Smoke!"

"I like violent temperament like Zhang Ye!"

"This Sketch is really a surprise!"

"It looks like this book was written by Zhang Ye!"

"Nonsense, such a shameful line, no one except him can think of it!"

"I look forward to it!"

"My appetite is hung up!"

"@ Han Li! You're doing something big!"

"@ 兵 熊猫 队, you have a big deal! face-smacking Zhang named you!"

Netizens are all as excited as become excited!

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Country ?.

A hotel near the arena.

After the game, the teams returned to the hotel to rest. The coach and the team members were also talking about the loss. They were all done and everyone was fine.

"Okay, take a break early." Head coach Liu Yifeng said.

Han Li is still saying, "If it weren't for the Zhang Ye song ..."

The deputy head coach said, "Don't start playing when you see his song."

A teammate said, "Korean does not know it was Zhang Ye!"

A player next to him didn't speak. He had been looking at Spring Festival live broadcast on Domestic network with cell phone. Suddenly, he broadcasted to live broadcast video of Beijing Spring Festival.

Voice is here!

"I'm reviewing! I'm too playful! Playing table tennis harms others and hurting myself. I will play table tennis again later, and I will kill myself! I, I refuse Huang, refuse to gamble, refuse to ping pong ball!"

Everyone in the room looks wrong!

"Who is this?"

"What is it?"

"Reject Ping Pong?"

"Who said this, Fuck?"

The team looked around and were furious!

Zhang Ye!

You Uncle!

What are you doing! ?

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On TV.

Sketch continues.

Dong Shanshan smiled meaningfully and said, "I'll tell you so, this newly appointed Director Yao is a coincidence, he also likes to play table tennis, haha, do you know how to do it?"

"The chief of the section." Zhang Ye has a bitter face, and YinYang frustrated: "You're embarrassing me! I can control one's own at most, I can't control the director!"

"Hahaha!"

"Who asked you to take charge of the director!"

"Hahahahaha!"

The audience laughed, and their emotions became more and more devoted!

Dong Shanshan rolled his eyes with anger, stood up, and walked to Zhang Ye, "Hao Jian, your ability to understand intentions is too poor. The reason is because you do not want to be motivated, I tell You, if you go on like this, you will be a member in this life! "

Zhang Ye stood up with a surprised look, excited: "Really? Then I can rest assured! Work is finally stable!" Bowed deeply!

Audience:

"Hahahaha!"

"Oh, I can't do it!"

"This looks like Zhang Ye! Hahaha!"

"What a great performance!"

"Both acted well!"

Warm applause!

Dong Shanshan helplessly lifted his forehead and pointed at him: "Hao Jian! Now it is your hobby that hits the hobby of the leader. What kind of opportunity is this?" She shouted, " This is a great opportunity for your ancestors to still moving corpse ... aren't you excited? "

The audience laughs!

Zhang Ye blinked, "Where's the excitement?"

Dong Shanshan took it, dragged him and said, "Come here, sit down, and you see, we can play table tennis. If you play table tennis and you are comfortable with the leader, then you do n’t Have you become a celebrity around your leader? "

Zhang Ye is unknown, so "red man?"

Dong Shanshan struck a finger and looked at him: "Zhang Xiaohe (fictional character in this world, the character experiences Wei Xiaobao in a world similar to Zhang Ye), to accompany the emperor to practice martial arts, what happened to Zhang Xiaohe?"

Zhang Ye blinked: "... eunuch."

"噗 Hahaha!"

"Eunuch?"

"Oops!"

"Hahahahaha!"

The audience laughed again!

Dong Shanshan completely took it, got up and said silently: "Okay, you don't need to understand." She took a few steps to the desk. "From today, the only task you have to go to work every day is to practice table tennis. Ball, put that work aside, distinguish the primary and secondary! "Take the cup and sip tea.

Zhang Ye Khan said: "Then I can't let go of my work and not play with the leaders every day!" After a meal, he added, "Isn't that good enough?"

Dong Shanshan squatted down the tea cup and sat down. Erlang's legs were tilted and his eyes were horizontal. With a near-Northeast accent, he said, "Who said? Who said the ass?"

"I didn't mean that!" Zhang Ye explained quickly.

Dong Shanshan shook her hair, and said eloquently: "You can do it if you can! You can leave if you can't do it! Give me that space, hey, I really tell you." Our country! There is no shortage of table tennis! "

The applause immediately broke down!

"Hahaha!"

"OK!"

"OK!"

"Hahahahaha!"

The audience laughed and applauded. Someone was about to fall off the chair!

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Overseas.

Liu Yifeng Several coaches' faces are dark!

Han Li and the other team members are green!

Fuck!

What the **** is this Sketch! ?

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[Happy Lantern Festival, I will write more today. 】

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