I’m Really a Superstar Chapter 896: 【Zhang Ye Fighting Power Explosion! 】

"Fever 62 degrees?"

Oh! You want to cook eggs! "

"Can **** fractures still train?"

"Are there forty hours a day?"

"Where's **** 30th in February!"

"Hahahaha! Whoops I can't do it!"

"too bad! I'm laughing!"

"This **** is too dark!"

Netizens laughed! In a split second, this Weibo was reposted!

This is the world of Zhang Ye, quite well-known netizens black EXO stalks, slightly modified by Zhang Ye, brought it in hand, and suddenly looked like it was helping the pong team talking, every sentence was helping They called Qu, but take a closer look, every sentence is **** black!

The appearance of Zhang Ye, the expression of attitude and signal already is very clear, it is obviously impossible to make him apologize, and not only will they not apologize, but they continue to blacken them with interest, ignoring the national table tennis The collective siege of the team and sports!

Sport is angry!

The table tennis team is furious!

Liu Yifeng, Han Li Li Qi and others are almost dizzy. They thought that Zhang Ye perhaps would not apologize, but they never expected that Zhang Ye would be so tough!

Zhang Ye's Weibo successfully ignited the bear Flames of War once again, and countless netizens who supported him screamed like chicken blood at once, and the crowd of people who once jumped out of the sports are swallowed up again and there are everywhere Scolding, troll army in all directions, let alone the gang of sports, even Zhang Ye one's own was startled!

"Very Zhang Ye!"

"Scolding them!"

"Dog grass!"

"Walk, who will brush me a wave of Liu Yifeng?"

"I!"

"I'm going!"

"And me!"

"Who brushes Han Li with me?"

"I'm coming!"

"Count me!"

"Come here!"

"Fuck with them!"

Zhang Ye originally planned to have a good time with this group of sportsmen. Who wants to have one's own just posted a paragraph, has not enjoyed it yet, has not yet officially entered the combat state, the sports team helped people be already glanced The hopeless troll army is "broken", there is no chance of Zhang Ye playing!

There are too many troll army people!

Han Li's blog was compromised by troll army!

Liu Yifeng's Weibo was screened by troll army as "stupid cunt"!

The athletes and coaches of those sports just now were not spared. There was a badminton player who opened the one's own brand online store, and even the message area of ​​the online store was swiped by troll army!

spectator's people are all silly!

"Shit!"

"These guys are so awesome!"

"How can there be so many people!"

"This group of ping pong teams is also Zhang Ye face-smacking once on Spring Festival. What do you say he recruited him, more than Zhang Ye? Why are you so funny, you think you called Help the athletes to cheer for you and you will be 'massive'? See it this time! This is the main battlefield of Zhang Ye. In weibo, even if A-list Star comes, you may not have done Zhang Ye! "

"Zhang Ye popularity is too high!"

"He's almost A-list, right?"

"Looking like today, it shouldn't be far away!"

"This already is the A-list Star posture!"

The scene at the moment can be described as horrible. Of course, the horrible people in sports are Liu Yifeng, Han Li, female tennis players, national football team Captain, etc., all of them have been scolded!

Aside, I heard that the table tennis team was scolded. Many active or retired athletes had to come to help, but some people came early, some came late, and the night came. Everyone was shocked when they saw these scenes at the moment!

"Fuck?"

"What happened?"

"This ..."

hesitate for a moment, those people blinked, forget it, pretended is offline!

Why not?

Fuck it!

The strongest fighter has nothing to do, so he sent a mocking weibo. The ping-pong team and the football team's basketball team were abused by the troll armys from head to toe, and even a little bit. No fight back? Yes, what else are they going to do! Go up and fill the swirl!

Brothers, take care!

I can't help you, so let's take a step!

Not only them, at this moment, a basketball Celebrity who was involved in Flames of War was crying, and he had already retired, but then already was released and he also condemned Zhang Ye. He did n’t even want to leave It ’s a chance. He is here. He ca n’t walk anymore! Watching weibo fans go crazy one after another, watching the weibo and one's own personal homepage and even the one's own team's main screen swipes and scolds, his intestines are regretful! Paralyzed! Why do you say I take a good trip to muddy water? What happened to the table tennis team has something to do with me, what am I going to do! Let Zhang Ye apologize? But he just doesn't apologize, what can we do? Can he still eat him? A group of us in sports can still command the Literature and Art circle?

The badminton player who opened the online store was also furious, Fuck, you scold and scold, you complain about what my online store is doing! Fuck, bad reviews! Your sister, I fight with you!

The situation is down!

Some real table tennis fans are also scolding them!

A small ball fan hates iron and steel: "@ Liu Yifeng, look around, how many people help you? How many fans defends you? Today's table tennis team is really disappointing, After losing the game, I lost the game without saying a word. After the game, I still found the ridiculous excuse for stating the reason for losing the ball. After listening to the song, I lost the ball? Push the responsibility to Zhang Ye? "

He said what countless fans want to say!

In fact, although Zhang Ye does have a huge group of troll army and fans groups, few people in the field of weibo have been capable of him, but in fact, there are many people who do n’t like Zhang Ye. His popularity is not as good as others think, every time Zhang Ye When fighting with other people, there will still be many netizens scolding Zhang Ye, generally all people participate in the battle, but there are few today, except for those athletes in sports, there are not many fans come to help them, the reason is in that passage -The table tennis team lost again this time!

"That's right!"

"That's it!"

"It's not the first time that Han Li already has made such an excuse! We are all tired of already! The temperature last time was too hot? The temperature last time was too cold? This strange song is unpleasant?"

"Even if Han Li always shirk responsibility, how can your head coach of a national team stand by his side to help him talk? Because I lost after listening to a song of Zhang Ye? You are our stupid cunt?"

"He just treats us like stupid cunt!"

"No one helped them this time!"

"This ball is too stinky!"

However, facing the fans ’doubts, the head coach of the national team Liu Yifeng is still suffocating. He sent weibo and responded:" I admit that the national team's results in recent years are not very satisfactory. Today we lost the ball. We are in a bad mood. We have a responsibility for this. The team has a responsibility, but many things are not as simple as you think. The victory or defeat of a game is often between the slightest. Many factors will affect winning or losing, not players. The level of problems, such as a song, or a noise in the field, the temperature in the field, will affect the player's performance, and many of these factors are uncontrollable and force majeure! Today we are talking about Zhang Ye, not because He lost, but because he publicly insulted table tennis! This is unacceptable to us! "

"How about shirk responsibility?"

"You guys are enough!"

Han Li also said: "We are not pushing responsibility! We are improving, opponent is also improving! Now many weak teams have also hired Republic coaches, the strength has been greatly improved, it is easy to let the enemy down!"

Li Qi said: "I also lost a game today, not because I made excuses, but the foreign venue is completely different from Domestic. The ground is too hard! Many players have encountered this problem and are very uncomfortable! "

A table tennis player came out and said, "Yes, today ’s venue is very bad. We proposed to the organizer already before the game! If we go there again next year, their venue will follow international standards. Standard remodeling, then there will be no problems! "

National Football Team Captain Han Zhaoguang said: "Same for football, winning or losing is affected by many factors!"

Then several other athletes such as tennis, badminton, etc. also spoke to them.

But fans don't buy it!

"Don't mention football, I thank you!"

"How many key games have you lost in the past few years? Our small **** used to dominate the world, but now? Although it is also the number one in the world, we lose once in a few wins, lose once in a few wins, lose Just lose, you analyze your own problems, analyze the reasons for losing, you do n’t, you are all analyzing the influence of others on you, what are the so-called force majeure factors! Get out of here! "

The fans are very loud!

At this moment, already lying on the quilt Zhang Ye just feels boring, especially boring, I haven't said a few words here, why did troll army clean up the battlefield soon? This time, the person who saw the sports scene shrunk Heavenly Queen/days later and popped up again, he can finally talk!

Zhang Ye weibo speaks again!

Everyone was stunned, all came up to watch!

"Posted again!"

"Zhang Ye is here!"

"Come and see!"

"What's this post?"

Zhang Ye is the party concerned. Today's war started because of him, so his every move has a little bit of attention.

I saw that Zhang Ye Weibo wrote: "Today ’s live broadcast game, the table tennis team named me after the game. I ’m very honored. I just watched the sports players’ explanations of the reasons for the loss. An analysis of the reasons for those losses and uncontrollable factors. "

Below:

Analysis of the reasons for losing in sports (including table tennis, football, basketball, badminton, tennis, etc.).

I. Ground causes:

1. The ground is too hard.

2. The ground is too soft.

3, the ground color is not good.

Seeing here, netizen already laughed!

"Oh!"

"Too hard or not too soft?"

"Han Li did find this reason before! Fuck!"

"It has something to do with the color of the ground, too?"

"Oh! I want to laugh!"

Liu Yifeng hold it, and then it explodes!

Han Li, Li Qi and others also started motherfucker!

Fools can see that Zhang Ye is scolding them!

Second, weather reasons:

1. It's snowing.

2, it's raining.

3. Hail.

4. The sun is not good.

5. The sun is so good.

6. Cold.

7. Heat.

7. It is neither hot nor cold (can not cause trouble to opponent).

Seeing the second point, netizens laughed again!

"Oh, I can't do it!"

"Hahahahaha ha!"

"Spray!"

"What a ghost is not cold or hot!"

"It's not good if the sun is good, neither is it good!"

"Teacher Zhang why are you so funny!"

"Classic! Too **** classic!"

"One game last year, someone really did this for a reason! This is the real thing!"

A lot of troll armys who scolded the screen just now, knowing that Zhang Ye sent weibo, they hurried back in a hurry, and all laughed and sprayed!

Three factors.

1. On-site factors:

A, referee help opponent.

B, referee does not help us.

C, opponent is too strong.

D, opponent technique is too delicate.

E. The goal post (net, basket) helped them.

F. The opponent plays abnormal abnormally.

G, stoppage time is too short.

H, stoppage time is too long.

"Hahahahaha!"

"Amused me!"

"referee doesn't help us? Huh!"

The national football team Captain Han Zhaoguang saw here and almost fainted!

2. Off-site factors:

A. Away combat, atmosphere influence.

B. Combat at home. The pressure is too great.

C. The audience does not applaud us.

D. The audience cheers too much.

Netizens already are laughing hard!

"Oh my go!"

"Hahahahahahaha!"

"Fuck laughed me crazy!"

"Co-authoring doesn't work!"

Everybody in sports is furious!

Zhang Ye!

Fuck you Uncle!

But Weibo is still being published, the word count is too long, Zhang Ye is divided into several paragraphs!

Four, the draw is not good:

1. The same group are all strong and dead.

2. The same group are all medium-level teams. The burden of thinking about winning or losing is too heavy.

3, the same group are weak teams, not paying enough attention to opponent, paralysis carelessly, negligent.

"Hahahaha!"

"Ah, that's so **** good!"

"Smiling spray! Really spray!"

V. Other reasons for losing (internal players)

1. "XXX" has gone abroad for training.

2, "XXX" is back, and the jet lag has not been reversed.

"Oh!"

"Laughing!"

"Really familiar reason for losing!"

"Yes, it's all true!"

"Hahahahaha Ha!"

Six other reasons for losing (intrinsic synthesis)

1. The hotel does not have air conditioning.

2. The hotel air conditioner is too cold.

3. Hotel air conditioner is too hot.

4. The bus seat is uncomfortable.

5, the team doctor technique is poor.

6, Zhang Ye does not sing nice!

Zhang Ye: "Analysis is complete, thank you, my name is Red Scarf."

Write here, weibo ends.

When netizens saw the last sentence of Weibo, they laughed so much that tears came out quickly, and they all leaned back together!

Zhang Ye sings not nice! ?

This is pure damage to them!

Zhang Ye is a weibo, which scolds all sports events!

No dirty words!

There isn't even a heavy vocabulary!

The whole article is an example of a list!

However, your mother has burst into battle! !!

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