I’m Really Not Targeting the Mages Chapter 374: Loli Battle
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Modern city.
Traffic.
Outside the floor-to-ceiling windows, stylishly dressed men and women are in a hurry.
In the floor-to-ceiling windows.
The surface of the coffee in the white ceramic mug is slightly surging with finely divided foam.
The cute little bear pull flower is sucked out little by little.
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"Huh?"
"Aren't you going to drink?"
The man sitting opposite the simple black and white table had a surprised look.
"Oh, I forgot that you've been in a bad mood lately."
The man's voice and tone were apologetic.
But there was an uncontrollable look of joy on his face.
His hands are clasped together.
A pair of index fingers spin each other on the table:
"Let me start today's topic."
"Say..."
"Do you know roguelike games?"
There is still no response from the other side.
The man took a sip of his coffee and took a sigh of relief.
Continued:
“Roguelike.
Originally a branch of rpg (role-playing).
The purpose of this game is to better simulate a single player turn-based role-playing game based on similar dnd (Dungeon and Dragon) game rules.
There are more tricks later.
It can be changed regardless of the content.
Some of its general characteristics are always co-existing
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1. Randomly generated.
From the beginning of the game.
Everything you encounter is randomly generated.
Maps, treasures, np...
That's all.
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2. One-way.
The game process is irreversible.
For this kind of game.
Archives only protect your real-time progress.
And once a mistake is made.
You can't do it all over again.
It's a bit like life.
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3. Irretrievable.
In this type of game.
There is usually only one broad 'life'.
Death means the end of the game.
You can't keep playing.
Only one more file can be opened.
And a new file means a new life.
New enemies, treasures, loot...
and
Oh.
A brand new sin mark?
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Speaking of which.
The man suddenly laughed.
He did not continue to explain the definition and characteristics of "roguelike games".
Instead of looking at the other side with a defiant expression:
"You're already aware of this, aren't you?
You are not a unique protagonist.
It is very likely that you are just one of a roguelike game that exists in a higher dimension...
A save that hasn't been trashed yet?
You won't be angry if I describe it like this?
To be fair.
Not only is your save not being trashed, but it's playing pretty well compared to thousands of other 'Rogers' I mean, if there are really that many Rogers.
After all.
You get "Spell Resistance" randomly at the beginning...
And some Rogers.
What people may encounter in Tongma Town is "the length of the foreskin"?
What do you say? "
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Face the rhetoric of men.
Roger remains silent across the table.
Coffee bottoms out quickly.
The man frowned, and the next second, he smiled happily and snapped his fingers.
Jingle!
A crisp sound.
The brawny man in a suit suddenly turned into a maid in heavy clothes.
She has a tray in her hand.
It contains hot coffee, black tea and cookies.
"Don't be so selfish."
"I didn't say you were going to delete the file now..."
"Well, I'll be a maid to make you feel good, can you tell me a few words?"
Although wearing a maid outfit.
But that face is still a standard man's face.
There is even an air of savagery.
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At this moment.
Roger across the table looked at him in disgust.
Finally spoke up.
His voice is very hoarse.
With a tired feeling of sleepless nights:
"Can you roll round?"
"No."
The other party decisively refused Roger's request.
The opposite.
He posted more and more:
"We are one!"
"Release your lust!"
"The strong sword should not be considered a crime..."
Pfft!
Roger kicked the maid man away with one kick.
The disgust in his eyes deepened.
He glanced at the bright writing above the man's head.
Almost vomited.
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"id: Lolita Battle"
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"You're starting to hate yourself?"
"This is not a good sign, it means something is wrong with your mental health and you need to see a doctor!"
Speaking room.
Lori Zhan's figure has changed again.
He becomes the barbarian warrior Roger played in his previous life!
He laughed wildly and said to Roger:
"Or, you should find a woman, that Beja's suggestion couldn't be more obvious?"
"Doesn't she tell you not to suppress yourself that you should have **** with her?"
"Of course."
"Jin is also good... eh? What kind of eyes are you looking at, don't you still think about that sorceress Shar? Well, I admit that her hips really fit my aesthetic..."
Boom!
A flaming sword fell from the sky and ripped apart everything.
The first thing to shatter is the body of the barbarian warrior.
The second is a sophisticated and stylish coffee shop.
Then followed by skyscrapers and busy streets.
Final.
Darkness swallows everything.
The center of confusion.
Roger closed his eyes.
The clutter of voices still fills my head.
And just before he opened his eyes.
He heard that horrible sound again!
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"You can't kill me, Roger, I'll be back."
"You should know."
"You are me, I am you..."
"Is it difficult to admit that I have a split personality?"
"Hahahahaha..."
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Om!
A strange force pulled Roger out of his endless pain.
He opens his eyes.
The fragrance of the grass is on the nose.
The azure-blue bull's-eye lake glows like silver scales.
Some sneaky shadows haunt the lake.
Roger subconsciously mentions the fishing rod.
Whoosh!
A plump guy gets pulled up!
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"Record: You briefly escaped from the 'nightmare'"
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"Fishing: You got a 'whitetail'"
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"As expected of the Sect Master!"
"Another big white tail!"
"Will you let it go again?"
"Let it go, eh, what a pity..."
"What a pity, the Sect Master is obviously here for the legendary "Golden Carp", just like the Deputy Sect Master Qin... let's not talk about it, I'll leave after another shot, otherwise my wife should complain again now..."
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Listen quietly to the whispers in her ear.
Roger took the whitetail off the hook without looking at him.
Then put it back into the lake.
Then continue fishing.
This is Bull's Eye Lake in the northeast corner of Frogpaw Basin.
The place is named for its bull's eye shape.
The water of Niuyan Lake is clear.
There are many fish and shrimps.
All the people who live in "Lynx Town", one of the "Frogpaw Three Towns" often come to fish.
It also includes many disciples who live on Qingquan Mountain.
Of course.
Aside from ordinary people who want to improve their meals.
Most people came from a recent legend about the "golden carp"
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That was a day a month ago.
Someone claims to have found a golden carp in Bull's Eye Lake.
The carp also had a conversation with him.
Ask him what era and year it is now.
Who is presiding over Mi Xing's overall situation.
That person is not a disciple of Qingquan Sect.
Just an ordinary guy following southbound.
Encountered this strange situation.
Of course he couldn't answer anything.
The golden carp didn't embarrass him.
Just spit out a few bubbles out of boredom and got into the lake.
Wait for the man to come to his senses.
The matter is reported.
For a while.
Zongmen made a small sensation.
It turns out.
It was mentioned in one of the only surviving classics of Qingquanzong
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The "Golden Carp" is a spirit that has been active since Taron's time.
If you can catch a golden carp and take it as a minion.
Then that person will have good luck in life.
The sect to which it belongs will also receive the blessing of the golden carp.
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Therefore.
The Qingquan Sect went to the Niuyan Lake to fish on a whim.
At first everyone was very low-key.
After all, Vice Sect Chief Ji is Yan.
At the time of the revival of Qingquan Sect.
There are many tasks for everyone to complete.
Not long.
The news came out that "Sect Master is also fishing by the lake".
This time.
Everyone is less restrained.
Many people ran to Bullseye Lake.
When there are the most people.
The lake and the lake are full of people.
Almost scared away the fish and shrimp in the lake.
Only in such a dynamic situation.
The legendary golden carp is still missing.
With the passage of time.
The enthusiasm of the crowd faded.
Some suspect this is a fabrication.
The other part is retreating.
Leaving only a small group of people who still insist on fishing every day.
Among them.
Including Roger, who has recently been out of work.
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"Roger!"
The splash of water splashed all over Roger.
By the lake.
A large bear flopped ashore.
She widened her eyes:
"Roger, do you think that golden carp really brings good luck?"
Silently wiped his wet cheeks.
Roger replied feebly:
"Yes, maybe."
"Oh!"
Qin gritted her teeth:
"Then I must catch it!"
"Good luck."
Roger sighed softly:
"However, I suggest that you change the shape of an aquatic animal...the success rate will be higher."
Moon Bear's eyes lit up:
"You're right."
Next second.
After a soft beep.
The figure of the moon bear shrinks rapidly.
Not long.
A "coin-swallowing toad" covered in golden spots appeared on the shore.
Throw it.
She jumped right into the water.
Disappeared from Roger's vision.
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"Why are the transformed animals inherited from the "Green Druid" so curious? "
Roger couldn't help but groaned in his heart.
Silently senses the range of activity of the coin-swallowing toad.
Roger prepares to move.
When the time came, I caught the stupid apprentice myself.
Who knows at this time.
There was a sudden whisper in Roger's ear:
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"Hey, have you heard of it? The Sect Master seems to be ill, and has been talking to himself recently..."
"I don't know, don't talk nonsense!"
"It's true that I'm not talking nonsense, my aunt works in the council room..."
Right now.
A loud shout falls from the sky
"What are you doing?!"
"The dam on the south side has not been repaired yet, so everyone is fishing here?"
"I seem to have heard someone criticizing the suzerain?"
"Go back to work for Lao Tzu!"
Ji Qiu's scolding was as fiery as the summer sun.
Even twenty kilometers apart.
Roger couldn't help but scratch his ears.
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"But... is the Sect Master really all right?"
Someone dared to ask:
"I've bumped into him several times in the past few days, and he seems to be in a bad mood. Is he sick..."
"How could something happen to the lord? You think too much!"
Ji Qiu sneered:
"You all saw the sword from more than a month ago."
"The Sect Master is a saint comparable to the gods!"
"Anyone can get sick, but he can't. Whoever dares to lie and confuse the public, I'll have to deal with the rules!"
As soon as this is said.
Those people shrugged their heads away.
Ji Qiu walked around the Bull's Eye Lake.
The crowd suddenly sparsed a lot.
It's just that I can't avoid swearing again and again
Qingquan Sect is a newly revived formal sect.
Everyone has come through hardships.
Many times, human feelings outweigh rules.
Even if it's Ji Qiu, who has always been known for being strict.
There is no pretence to the lower-level disciples.
So the management is also extraordinarily loose.
Except for the disciples who are just getting started.
Anyone would dare to say a few words to Vice-Clan Master Ji.
Therefore, the process of Moyu's supervision work is always full of giggling pulling and Ji Qiu's scolding.
It's heartbreaking to hear.
For this.
Roger silently lowered his perception to the level of an ordinary person.
He just wants to fish quietly.
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Evening.
A cool breeze blows over the water.
Ripple in circles.
Roger's grip on the fishing rod suddenly shook.
A fish ran away.
In his vision.
The nasty face resurfaces.
This time.
The man with the "Lori War" id is wearing a white lab coat.
Like a doctor.
The surrounding scene also began to change.
Roger rubbed his temples with a headache.
"Bad luck!"
"How the **** can you come twice a day?"
"Isn't I really getting sicker and sicker?"
The murmur he couldn't resist was caught by the tumultuous wind.
Not far away.
A small green dragon the size of a loach quietly flew away from the grass.
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"This patient, I think you have a split personality, and I have strong evidence!
"The proof is... I!"
The barbarian in the white coat smiled and said:
"Of course, it's not a bad thing, I'm you, you're me, and we don't have to be so detached."
"If we want to solve the problem, I think what we need is reconciliation and communication, not like you have been confronting me with cold violence... This is not right."
Roger looked around.
Clean white walls.
A department that smells of alcohol.
This scene is a bit like the dental clinic he was most afraid of as a kid.
Faced with barbarians who seem to have chattering attributes.
Roger remains silent.
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"...Seriously, you don't have to resist me so much, we are one."
"A nightmare, a nightmare, a split personality, or a shadowy projection... No matter what label you use to define me, it can't change a fact
I am more of you! "
The barbarian squinted and said plausibly:
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"Don't you think you lived like a saint in the past?
You have no desires, are extremely restrained, and have few faults other than overkill...
But you and I both know it.
There are no saints in this world.
You can't be either.
You're just a scoundrel.
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For revenge.
You forced yourself to be a near-saint being...but now?
Your restraint is meaningless.
The target you want to beat is actually yourself
Isn't that a funny fact?
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You have lost motivation because of this.
You become lost and miserable.
You start to question everything...
This is the source of my birth!
I'm here to help you!
I'm here to give you the motivation to move forward again!
You have to accept me.
Accept those aspects of you that you have abandoned or repressed.
Then become a normal person.
A flesh and blood.
If getting stronger wasn't about eating better meat and better grass for a better woman.
Then your efforts are pointless.
So.
Don't resist...
Let's do it.
To be one..."
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The barbarian's voice gradually softened.
The hues in the clinic also began to mix.
Next second.
"Whoops!"
After a cry of pain.
It's the sight of the savages flying out backwards!
Centre of the clinic.
Roger clenched his fists.
Serious to the extreme:
"I'm a little lost."
"But not completely insane."
"Let selfishness ride on my head."
Next door to the clinic.
The strange laughter of the **** savages:
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"Desires?"
"If you really don't have selfish desires...then why didn't you lose to me a month ago!"
Boom!
A thunderous explosion rang out.
Roger took a pale step back.
The barbarians are still aggressive:
"You don't even need to lose that Vilan clone, you just need to let me win, so you can probably get out of this vicious circle, right?"
"In the end..."
"You still dare not ah ha ha ha ha!"
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Clap!
Roger sat limply on the ground.
He covers his head in pain.
Can be in mind.
However, the events of a month ago could not be restrained from appearing.
That was his first realization.
Time.
It seems to be really a ring.
Can if this is true.
What's the point of all this?
"Eat my axe!"
The wild cries of the barbarians are still in my ears.
Roger squatted on the ground with his head in his hands.
A pair of claws wrapped around him in the darkness.
He seems to have fallen into hell.
Unable to look up.
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"Warning: Your 32nd time in a 'nightmare'..."
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Quinan.
A sea.
Thousand Snake Island.
In a deep, dark hall.
"Listen to Cecilia, you want to see me."
A deep voice came from the throne.
The majesty of the immortal is superimposed on the majesty of Quinan's first person, and the martial artist of His Royal Highness can hardly lift his head.
"Roger doesn't seem to mention it."
"So are you sure you want to continue?"
The meaning of the sea snake queen is obvious.
As a disciple of Qingquan Sect.
Private alliances without the overlord's knowledge.
I'm afraid it will lead to Roger's distrust after the incident.
It's hard to say what his status in the Qingquan Sect will be in the future.
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Above the main hall.
Ji Qiu resolutely said:
"I'm sure!"
"Then tell me, I'll give you 30 seconds."
Her tone remains indifferent.
"Your Highness is sick!"
Ji Qiu gritted his teeth.
There was silence in the great hall.
A long while.
Beatrix said:
"Treat me if you're sick, why are you looking for me?"
Ji Qiu said:
"I'm afraid it's not a minor illness!
Lord Sovereign has been talking to himself lately!
His mental state is very bad.
A half month ago.
I stole a sneak peek at his luck.
It's more than half weakened than before!
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There are indications.
Or someone is hurting him!
Either he had a problem himself.
This is actually a precedent.
Same as the Ascended Mage.
The more powerful martial artist.
Similar problems are more likely to occur.
As far as I know.
There are many martial artists in history who have been plagued by some strange mental illness..."
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"That's right!
One more point!
The time of his onset almost completely overlapped with the time when the legend of the "Golden Carp" appeared!
It's not that I haven't tried to heal him secretly.
But it was almost discovered by the Sect Master.
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The current situation is.
He seems to be easygoing with everyone.
But it's actually very defensive about everyone.
He seems to suspect that we will be against him.
I have tried everything.
I came to you because I couldn't find it.
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I know the Double Star Alliance is about to be signed.
As the deputy suzerain of Qingquan Sect.
It is very inappropriate for someone Ji to come to you in private...
Just.
I'm really worried! "
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Speak all of this in one breath.
Ji Qiu couldn't help but look up to see the Queen's reaction.
It's a pity.
He only saw a blurry figure as bright as a star.
Next second.
Beatrice's cold voice came from the throne:
"It's a blessing to have a loyal subordinate like you."
"I'm sorry though."
"I can't help you."
Ji Qiu stood up with some gaffe:
"Why?"
"No why."
The Queen said indifferently:
"My relationship with him is not as close as you think."
"Even as an ally..."
"Heh, he didn't even notify me of such a big thing about "Golden Carp", it seems that he didn't take me to heart at all. "
Ji Qiu's breathing can't help but stop for a while:
"You know the golden carp too?"
"But isn't that a legend from the Taron era?"
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The Queen snorted:
"Indeed.
Knowledge often has something in common.
As far as I know.
Ghosts that disappeared from history once appeared in reality.
Usually means only one thing
That's the weight of history it corresponds to is about to return!
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That golden carp may be a return coordinate of some history.
All in all.
This is a big deal.
But Roger didn't tell me.
So I have reason to think he was trying to hide it from me.
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"And don't try to use illness as an excuse.
He has my magic badge.
Replying to a message is a breeze for him.
Ten thousand steps back.
Even if he's really sick or something.
What's the matter with me?
I'm not his wife or anything.
Since he didn't take the initiative to beg me.
Should I go looking for him with a shy face? ! "
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Speak all of this in one breath.
There was a moment of silence on the throne.
Ji Qiu still wants to say something.
A fair-skinned and beautiful priest came to the side of the main hall.
Cecilia gave him a sympathetic look:
"Sorry."
"But you should get out of here."
Ji Qiu let out a long sigh.
Leaving the hall with a frown.
After Ji Qiu left.
Cecilia kneels reverently on the floor.
A hymn to the master of the ocean is chanted silently.
After a while.
She read the entire paragraph.
Get up and look at the throne:
"Your Majesty?"
"Are you still there?"
Her voice echoed in the hall for a long time.
Never received a response.
See you.
Cecilia covers her mouth lightly.
The eyes are already crescent-shaped with a smile.
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Nightmare Land.
Roger looked helplessly around the familiar scene.
Watch the barbarian warrior fall at his feet again and again.
The defiant voice of the barbarian warrior echoed in his ears.
He knows.
That's my own voice.
The so-called Loli War.
It's just a negative personality split from him after suffering a huge mental shock.
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"Why?"
"Why not give him a try?"
"A little water."
"Maybe we can jump out of the vicious circle of infinite loop?"
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"Actually, you already have the answer in your heart, right?"
"You're scared!"
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"Yes."
"I am afraid, I am afraid that if history is changed, my existence will be 'erased' by the power of time!"
"I'm afraid this infinite loop is the foundation on which my consciousness continues to this day."
"I..."
"I don't dare to go against the memory of my past life!"
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"So, you still have selfish desires."
"So, you are not a saint."
"So, you should accept me!"
"When we merge, you will find new motivation and new purpose..."
"You will no longer be confused and painless."
"You will become a better person, a more complete man!"
In the endless darkness.
The barbarian's voice is seductive.
He approaches Roger one step at a time.
Finally hugged Roger's body.
The latter sat slumped.
The once bright eyes dimmed little by little.
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Mystra~IndoMTL.com~Frogpaw Basin.
Besides the Bull's Eye Lake.
The traces of the planet's portal disappeared.
A beautiful woman walks among the haystacks by "secret".
Not far away.
A young man holding a fishing rod.
His expression was numb.
"No reply for a month."
"I want to see what's wrong with you!"
Beja gritted her teeth angrily.
She walked over quickly.
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