Immortal Martial God Chapter 788: A simple lie

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Chapter 788: Simple Lies

"Wake up the bird again." Xiao Jun wrote in Xiang Nan's hand.

Xiang Nan wrote: "No, the same situation happened twice within a period of time. Even if they don't understand what is going on, they will immediately increase their vigilance."

"What should I do, these thirty meters will not pass." Xiao Jun wrote.

Xiang Nan was also very anxious, not knowing what method Yue Donghai and the others chose to take away the demon, whether it was stealing or snatching.

If you let Yue Donghai steal the demon before him, it would be a big trouble.

Just as I was thinking, a drunk man staggered out from a nearby building.

The mouth was holding a wine bag in his hand, and he cursed and said: "Grass, he lost seven games in a row, so I was won by those bastards."

Xiang Nan and Xiao Jun collapsed their nerves to the limit, because the drunk had already staggered and walked towards them.

"Ha, black dog, I said you are out of luck. You don't believe it." On the roof, a secret whistle laughed.

The drunk cursed, "You or he is a black-skinned dog. If you call Lao Tzu's nickname, Lao Tzu must pee you all over."

This man, actually started to untie his pants!

He was the closest to Xiang Nan. He watched the drunk take out his things and began to pee. The urine was tossed around, shaking in front of Xiang Nan's eyes.

Xiang Nan gritted his teeth, and a stinky smell came in the wind, making him feel sick.

The water splashes splashed on the floor of the urine were less than half a meter away from Xiang Nan's face several times.

At this moment, the drunk man took the wine bag and poured wine into his mouth again. With this action, his urine was thrown aside and directly towards Xiao Jun's face.

"Suck!" Xiang Nan secretly said that it was not good.

Sure enough, Xiao Jun, no matter what, couldn't stand his handsome face, stained with man's urine.

At this moment, many things happened.

I pinched a mud ball with my left hand and bounced over the eaves of the building on the left. The mud ball smashed to the eaves with a snap.

Several outposts immediately looked at the place where the sound came from.

At the same time, Xiao Jun made a knife with his right hand, and the sharp hand knife silently cut off the drunkard's right leg. The drunkard was unstable and suddenly fell forward and opened his mouth to prepare to scream.

Xiao Jun slashed with the knife in his right hand and raised his hand to meet the drunk who had fallen. The drunk's head split instantly, but the scream was still not heard.

At the same time, Xiang Nan pressed Xiao Jun's whole body in the mud with his right hand, and he rolled the drunk's body on the ground, and absorbed a large amount of mud into his robe with his vitality. Give yourself a "very fat" visual effect.

At the same time, the human skin mask on his face quickly imitated the appearance of a drunkard.

"What's going on!" shouted the outpost on the roof.

Xiang Nan grabbed the wine bag, stood up swayingly, and turned his back to the whistle, saying: "Grass, luck is home, I actually fell."

The archers immediately roared with laughter: "Your grandma's, the silt you picked up when you fell, almost made us think that someone had attacked."

Xiang Nan fell down again with a sound of "Ouch". He lay on the drunk man's body, absorbed the mud with his vitality, and buried the body.

At the same time, Xiao Jun lay in the mud and gave Xiang Nan a thumbs up.

The archers were laughing again.

Xiang Nan's "fall" body was covered with mud. While imitating the voice of a drunkard, he staggered and yelled: "Look at him, I've got my grandmother, I got all the urine!"

The archers immediately gloated towards Xiang Nan.

Seizing the opportunity, Xiao Jun patted the ground lightly with his hands, and floated directly into the aisle against the ground.

He pressed his body against the wall of the building, rubbing against the other end of the aisle little by little.

"Why, I made you urinate too."

At this moment, an archer on the roof suddenly turned around and began to pee into the aisle.

"Fuck!" Xiang Nan buzzed in his head.

The direction that the archer peeed was just Xiao Jun, who was standing against the wall, hiding in the shadow.

Xiao Jun has forced himself to hold it back, no matter what, even if the urine spills on his face, he must bear it!

But when the warm urine was about to fall on Xiao Jun's face, he found himself overestimating himself.

At this moment, urine has become Xiao Jun's nightmare.

Without a word, he dodges away.

"Who!"

The archer saw something shake in the big shadow, and immediately drew his bow and arrow at Xiao Jun in surprise.

At the same time, other archers also rushed over. In an instant, eight sharp arrows were aimed at Xiao Jun's eyebrows.

"Don't do it!" Xiang Nan was startled, and said hurriedly: "Then...Isn't that someone, I know him, he is... uh, he is..."

Xiang Nan's mind is spinning fast, thinking about the corresponding countermeasures, but how can such a **** situation be able to think of countermeasures?

"Black-skinned dog, do you know him? Who is he!" Eight archers have already drawn their longbows to the full moon.

"He is, uh...he..." Xiang Nan hammered his head twice with his fist, pretending to drink too much, and couldn't remember it for a while.

Xiao Jun simply walked out of the shadows and cursed: "You bastards, you deserve to ask who I am!"

"Southern Martial Artist?" Several archers were taken aback, Xiao Jun's thick southern accent immediately revealed his origins.

Xiang Nan felt so angry, Xiao Jun, a bastard, came out to mess around before he thought of a countermeasure!

Xiang Nan's right hand is hidden in his sleeve, and he is ready to release his vitality and kill directly.

Then Xiao Jun scolded: "Is the identity of Lao Tzu...well, is it you...you can ask casually!"

An archer was puzzled: "Is it a buyer from the Southern Territory? I heard that it will be there tonight, but how could he appear in such a place."

"Buyer?" Xiang Nan's eyes moved, and he said hurriedly: "Yes, yes, it's a buyer from Southern Territory. Look at my memory, why did I forget it."

The archer wondered: "Then why is he here?"

"Ah, I brought him in." Xiang Nan said busy.

The archer shook his head: "No, why didn't I see you bring him in."

Xiang Nan said: "Aren't you changing the guard, **** it, you still ask, and our distinguished buyer friend is angry and left, I see how you deal with it!"

He walked up and hugged Xiao Jun's shoulders: "Our distinguished friend came early. He had been drinking with him before. He slept drunk and just woke up now."

Xiang Nan's mind is buzzing, he knows that his lies are full of loopholes, but there is no other way in a short time.

And those archers are obviously not people with close logical ability, but not everyone is like Feng Xuan.

"Oh..." A few archers suddenly realized, "Since you are here, you still have a fart of wine, come here, take our esteemed friend to the inspection!"

Xiang Nan was overjoyed. He didn't expect an accident and unexpected receipt.

Xiao Jun showed a proud smile to Xiang Nan, and said in a low voice: "This young man is still resourceful."

A pair of patrolmen rushed over and took Xiang Nan and went to the depths.

"Huh? Why are you wearing our clothes." A patrolman asked Xiao Jun curiously.

"I changed it for him, don't be wordy, go quickly." Xiang Nan yelled and cursed.