In The DC World With Marvel Chat Group Chapter 1461: Bird and Return (6)

Gordon at the dining table hurriedly held Barbara's hand. At the same time, he looked at Barbara's side face with some doubts, looked her up and down, and asked, "Why are you so skillful in drawing your gun? ? You went to the police school?"

Barbara's shocked thoughts froze for a moment, and she replied instinctively: "No, Batman trained me."

Gordon's brows became tighter, and he raised his voice and said, "Batman asked you to be a policeman? What's the relationship between you two?!"

"I... no, wait a minute, why is the clown here? Isn't this the biggest problem right now?!"

"The biggest problem is your relationship with Batman!"

Gordon turned his head and glared at Bruce who didn't know why. He lowered his voice and looked at Barbara and said, "Did that **** **** lie to you?!"

"Of course not!" Barbara turned her head and stared at Gordon. She didn't allow anyone to discredit Batman. She also raised her voice and said, "Batman hasn't fooled anyone in the Bat family! I know him !”

"How much do you know about him and you say you know about him?! How do you know he's not plotting anything wrong?" Gordon glanced at Bruce who had already sat down. He lowered his voice and gritted his teeth and said, " Stupid girl, you don't even know that a man asking you to wear tights is playing hooligans, do you?"

"That's what I voluntarily wear!"

"That's what you thought you wore voluntarily!"

Gordon looked left and right, and he tugged Barbara's arm to keep her away from the table, mainly to keep her away from Bruce, and the two had almost completely left the table, Gordon said.

"Bruce Wayne graduated from Schiller! He can completely mess with your brain and make you obey him, but don't tell me you are really fascinated by him?!"

As soon as Barbara opened her mouth to speak, Gordon looked her in the eyes and said, "Take a step back, he and Selena didn't break up. The last time Halle came back to me, he complained that he didn't want to talk about it every day." I need to talk to Selena for at least two hours... Xiaobie is better than a newlywed!"

"Barbara, don't be kidding, tell me seriously, are you even a little obsessed with Batman in every aspect? Not at all?"

Barbara opened her mouth once, then suddenly fell silent.

The red-haired girl bit her lip and turned her head away. Gordon looked at her face, showing an expression that was so true. He took a deep breath, and his mind was full of hatred.

As a result, at this time, he heard Bruce, who was holding Damian across the table, said: "If you are my son in that universe, then who is your mother? Selena?"

"Catwoman? My mother is not a catwoman. Look at her slutty look, does she seem to give birth to you? Although my mother is not much better." Damian picked up a bunch of Meat skewers, biting the meat and pulling off the stick, said angrily.

"Then who is she?"

"Talia, Talia Xiaogu, the daughter of your nemesis Lei Xiaogu, I don't know if you have met her now, if not, remember to bring a condom with you."

Gordon took a sip of beer, and he grabbed Barbara's arm tightly and said, "Bruce Wayne in your universe is married and has children?! You still..."

"You don't understand." Barbara breathed out through her nose a little irritably. She picked up the draft beer glass and took two sips of beer, and said, "The matter between him and Thalia is very complicated. I can't use love to describe it." Very suitable."

"Is it appropriate to describe you as love?"

"We are not love either!"

"Then you still say you're infatuated with him?"

"That's just worship!"

Then I heard Damian across the table say again: "However, it seems that Batman was going to marry Catwoman before, but they didn't get married."

"Aren't you the second pick?!" Gordon said in a raised voice.

"Can you shut up and eat the skewers?"

"I am your father!"

"You are not yet! The dying struggle of an abandoned stray dog!"

Gordon was almost shot.

Bruce got Damian a separate ponytail, and he sat on it, munching on meat while reaching for a draft beer mug.

Bruce moved the glass away smoothly before his hand touched the handle, and handed him a glass of iced juice.

"I can drink!" Damian said with a glare at him.

Damian has already prepared the rhetoric in his mind to deal with Batman's education. He knows what Batman will say, such as "minors are not legally or morally allowed to drink alcohol", "drinking alcohol is harmful to health" , "Alcohol numbs the brain" or something like that, Damian had seen Batman tell the Teen Titans at a party.

As a result, Bruce said: "If you are drunk, I will throw you to the clown."

Damian's hand was retracted so fast that afterimages appeared.

"What's going on?" The father and daughter Gordon, who were so far away that they were about to sit alone at the table, were all looking like skewers in one hand and beer mugs in the other. Barbara asked with a glance at the green-haired figure on the table next to them.

"That's Jack, a mental patient, but the director of the mental hospital can't stand him, so he can only let him stay outside."

"My God, he killed so many people, don't you arrest him?"

"Arrest him, then what? Accept the trial, find out that he has a mental problem, send him to a mental hospital and be kicked out by the doctor, the truck is robbed by others, and he has no money to eat to retaliate against society and kill more people?"

"Then you shouldn't have dinner with him, right?"

"Shouldn't be, I played Texas Hold'em for the first time in my life and got a royal straight flush, but he stole a card."

Barbara had ten thousand words to say, including various philosophical, social, and human issues, but in the end she opened her mouth and asked: "Then how did you teach him?"

"I handcuffed him, but it is impossible for me to bring him back to the police station. He will continue to steal the cards from the policemen on night shift. Those young people are not as good-tempered as I am. He may be killed."

"This universe is really crazy!" Barbara said rather self-defeating, she took a deep breath, trying to regain the rational state of the oracle.

Gordon stretched his neck forward and asked tentatively, "You really just worship Batman?"

"Of course the members of the Bat family gather around him because they worship Batman." Barbara tried hard to explain: "I never imagined having a relationship with a person of the opposite **** who is very different from my age. The kind of feelings between... I don't lack fatherly love!"

Gordon immediately became vigilant and said: "Then the age difference is not big?"

"Wait, you said before that in your universe, Barbara and I have never had any conflicts, and we got married very early. Before Barbara and I broke up, we really thought about getting married. If At that time we really got married successfully, then we will have children about a year after marriage."

"Let me do the math, if you were born at that time, and I brought you to Gotham, met Batman, and got mixed up with the Wayne family, then someone who is not much different from your age... you Like Dick?!

Barbara's face turned red immediately, she glared at Gordon with wide eyes, gritted her teeth and said, "Should I still call you Detective Mr. Gordon?!"

Gordon threw his head back, slapped the table hard, let out a deep sigh, put his draft beer mug on the far table with his arm outstretched, glanced at Bruce, and said, "Well, Dick is better than that." Wei Enqiang, where are you going? Have you taken any safety measures?"

"The two of us have broken up." Barbara took two gulps of beer and said, "He will go back to Bludhaven."

"My God, how old were you at that time?"

"At that time it was not..."

Barbara pursed her lips, as if she was lost in memories. After a while, she threw away the stick in her hand impatiently and said, "The Robins of Batman have all experienced some bad things. , Dick and Jason bear the brunt, Bludhaven is Dick's hometown, maybe he wants to remember his parents there, I have no reason to stop him."

"In memory of his parents?" Gordon said with some surprise: "Did his parents die? Is it a disease?"

It was Barbara's turn to be surprised. She looked at Gordon and said, "Dick was adopted by Batman because his parents were killed. If his parents didn't die, how could he become a member of the Wayne family?" What about the adopted son?"

"I don't know, but Dick's parents are alive and he's going to spend the weekend with them in Bludhaven."

Barbara's breathing became short immediately, she stretched out a hand and grabbed Gordon's sleeve and said, "The Graysons are still alive? Are they in Bludhaven now?"

"Yes."

"Why doesn't Dick live with them?"

"Because Bludhaven is a small city." Gordon spread his hands and said, "The educational resources there are far worse than those of Gotham. After all, Gotham is also one of the most developed cities on the East Coast. .”

"After the accidental death of the flying man Grayson, the Grayson couple left a big shadow. They were afraid that their son would suffer the same tragedy, so they didn't want him to inherit the Grayson family at all. They didn't want Dick to continue to be in the sky. Flying man, they want him to study hard and go to college."

"But there is a very real problem. Dick is already very old, and it is easy to be unable to keep up with returning to school at this time."

"Dick is not a peerless genius in reading. Even a peerless genius needs good teachers to guide him. His progress is already behind. If there is no good school and teachers, it will be difficult to enter the university."

"After the decline of the Grayson family, they couldn't even touch the threshold of the middle class. They can only say that they can live in Bludhaven. They don't have the educational resources for Dick to change his destiny through reading."

"So even if they miss their children, they can only let Dick stay in Gotham and go to a good school. With Bruce Wayne funding him, he can receive the most orthodox elite education. In addition to being able to go to prestigious schools, he can also have Resources that others can't even imagine."

"It's realistic, but it's cruel. If Dick just goes back to Bludhaven like this, he may be a small town boy all his life, but if he is Wayne's adopted son, he will be the most accomplished Grayson family. Brilliant member."

"Then, is he happy?" Barbara didn't even know where she should stand to ask this sentence: "Doesn't he miss his parents?"

"Of course I miss it." Gordon sighed when he said this, he turned his head and glanced at Bruce, and said.

"But to a certain extent, the fatherly love that Bruce Wayne can give him is completely different from the Graysons ~IndoMTL.com~ He can really teach him, not just take care of him, they can With the collision of ideas and the exchange of knowledge, Dick can get more love and understanding from him than anyone else.”

Barbara also turned to look at Bruce. He was pouring juice for Damian. The devil boy was very close to him, even stuck to his arm. The Batman of this universe looks like a good boy. Father.

Or maybe it's a miracle, Barbara thought, there's always a universe where Batman is a good father, right?

"You mean, my parents are still alive?!"

In Dick's room in Wayne Manor, Ye Yi stared in surprise at Dick who was leaning on the bed and yawning violently.

"That's my parents." Dick closed his eyes and said, "Of course, they should be no different from your parents. Did you come to me to ask this?"

"It wasn't supposed to be, but now you have to tell me where they are!"

"Where else could they be? Brudhaven." Dick was so perfunctory that he couldn't open his sleepy eyes.

Ye Yi pushed open the door and rushed to the corridor, ran downstairs in a hurry, and then bumped into a dark high wall head-on.

In a panic, his mask fell off, and he looked up, a man in a formal suit, who looked a little like Bruce Wayne but was much older, was hit by him and covered his forehead.

After the two looked at each other for two seconds, an angry roar echoed in Wayne Manor.

"Dick Wayne! How many times have I told you to go to bed before nine?!

! "

Dick froze.

"What did you call me???"