In The DC World With Marvel Chat Group Chapter 180: Smile and smile (below)
"The Days of Being a Spiritual Mentor in Meiman"
, the days when I was a spiritual mentor in Meiman
He saw the disassembled paper **** scattered at Alberto's feet, which were no different from the tickets in his hand, they were all messy press releases and torn pieces of white paper.
Since when did he really think that this thing is a ticket and that there will really be clues on it?
When Schiller insisted that he drive the Batmobile to the mailbox of the TV station to buy tickets, when they really went to the theater ticket office to check the tickets, or when Schiller and Alberto looked at him confidently, and When the clues are read out
Batman suddenly understood that these were not the most important reasons, the root cause was his arrogance.
He has always had the idea that everyone is drunk and I am sober. He feels that the lunatic on the stage is no different from the group on the street. participate.
So he was tricked.
There are no clues from beginning to end, this is just a group of lunatics executing a group of idiots.
You know what that means? Schiller stood up, put his hands on the back of the chair in front of him, and asked Batman.
This means that the previous joke was really funny.
Xi Qin turned his head and took the popcorn bucket from Alberto's hand, grabbed the ball of paper in his hand, and then lifted it into the air. He said: Did you see this is money.
….This is what they are after, isn’t it funny
The clown on the stage stared straight at Batman, he suddenly lowered his head so that his green hair covered his eyes, and he asked Batman: Do you really not want to laugh at all?
Enough is enough. Batman leaped to the front of the stage. It's time for the farce to end. His voice was annoyed.
Before coming here, I called up all the historical materials of the Gotham Grand Theater, including the design drawings of the construction.
And in just a few minutes, I read them all.
Speaking, Batman turned his eyes to the center of the stage. He said: The people who built this theater were former European nobles. The kind of hollow wooden stage commonly used in opera houses, but a solid stage made of complete rock, and the sound of your previous footsteps also proves this.
From the moment you issued the announcement to the present, if you do not use explosive means, it is not enough for you to dig a hole in such a stage and then bury the bomb.
The clown stared at Batman, suddenly, he asked very irritablely: Why haven't you realized that this is not a detective drama! You idiot!
Forget it, you will understand, you will... He twisted his neck, twisted his waist again, and then he tore off his tie, unbuttoned his suit jacket, and his body was fully bound. He unbuttoned the bomb and said, "I said I should buy a bigger size, because it's really tight."
Oh, look, you're right! Detective Batman! Here's the bomb!
Look, there are so many! The clown tucked his chin back and lowered his head, trying hard to see the bomb hanging on his waist.
I'm going to blow them up soon! Let you be blown up with these idiots on stage!
The clown threw away the triangle iron in his hand, took out a pistol from his waist, pointed at Batman and said: Don't even try to stop me!
Batman stood opposite him. He didn't hesitate at all. Before the clown could make the next dangerous move, several bat marks flew to the sky above the stage with the sound of breaking through the air, cutting off the hanging people. A group of people fell to the ground one after another, screaming in pain.
The clown's attention was attracted by the sudden high-pitched screams. In an instant, Batman rushed up, kicked his arm joints, let the pistol fly out, and then punched him in the chest. face, then strangled him directly around the neck, dragged him backwards, and removed his other arm.
The clown screamed and fell to the ground. Batman squatted down, trying to remove the bomb from his body first. The moment he lowered his gaze to meet the clown's level, he saw a triumphant smile on his face.
Suddenly there was a scream in the center of the stage, and the fat Haru fell to the ground holding his neck, with a small iron rod stuck in his neck for hitting a triangle.
It was another strong man who did it. He grabbed Haru's neck and pulled out the small iron rod. In an instant, blood spattered. Said: You low-level upstarts! How dare you humiliate us, I... Before he finished speaking, there was a bang, and Cherry held the pistol with trembling hands, and he shouted viciously: I have had enough of you Alright! If you hadn't insisted on having that party! How could we have made such a big mess!
Two people died in an instant, and all the members of the court quickly broke free from the ropes tied to their bodies.
When they were hung in the air, it seemed that it was useless to struggle, but after the rope hanging them was cut, the hemp rope tied to them was not knotted. It also became loose, and the strong man was the first to break free.
The triangle iron thrown by the clown and the pistol that flew out have all been picked up. Flushed, attacking the opponent like crazy.
But soon, they discovered the best place to **** the murder weapon.
One person rushed into the orchestra quickly, wanting to pick up the music stand as a weapon, and the other person rushed over and wanted to hit him. After a round of wrestling between the two, one of them quickly picked up the violin that was placed next to him Bow, grabbing the opponent's flaws, strangled his neck from behind.
He yelled: You are the one who just threatened me to obey their demands so that you can get the real answer! Go to hell!!!
He strangled hard, and the blood spurted high, straight to the ceiling of the stage, like a blood-red fountain, and like a flower vine climbing on a trellis.
Batman, who had just rushed over to stop him, was splashed with blood, and the strong smell of blood rushed into his brain, making him dazed for a moment.
Until the opposite body fell to the ground, the murderer suddenly panicked and knelt down. He said: No! No...what did I do but....
I'm not wrong, I'm not wrong, I see he wants to press the button, he wants to kill me...
The same words sounded countless times, screaming one after another, Batman turned his head a little stiffly, he looked at the stage, where it was already stained with blood.
The old curtain on the stage of the theater changed from dark red to bright red again, as if returning to that glorious era.
He heard laughter coming from the direction of the clown. At first, there was only a breathy chuckle, and then it turned into a crazy laugh. He was out of breath from laughing, and said: Hahahahahaha, you really …….
He couldn't move his arms anymore, but he struggled to sit up, then stood up leaning against a corner of the stage, laughing and doing all this, choking himself into a cough.
I want to congratulate you... Batman! You succeeded in your revenge! The Joker staggered over, he almost fell down, but he still tried his best to support his body. Your enemy is dead, did you see the clown's nosebleeds all over his body, but he still moved hard, walked up to Batman, and said out of breath:
Your enemy is so miserable, so embarrassed... He swallowed, his voice was like dry rotten wood, and he said with some difficulty: This is my gift from you, Batman, my meeting gift.
His voice was full of joy, even flattering and expectant. He sniffed his nose, trying to **** back the nosebleeds, but failed, which made him look a little funny. He said: Although you sent me The meeting ceremony made me bleed so much, but I am still very happy.
I think my gift is well prepared, look... The clown swallowed again, he shook his head, as if trying to wake himself up.
I am a bad person. I organize a kidnapping case, and then I attract many people to support me.
There is a TV station...they can see it, ha, I admit it, I did it, it was me...I am a criminal, a villain.
And you...you are a hero, you saved them, you bravely rushed onto the stage, faced the vicious kidnappers with bombs, showed your wisdom and bravery, and then you successfully rescued them, Shu Bar
Your enemies are bad guys, a bunch of selfish people, so after you save them, they kill each other and die. The clown's tone became more and more excited.
But you are innocent, you did your best, you are even a hero....
The clown was a little out of breath, some of his crazy words were drowned in his panting, and then he looked up at Batman with difficulty ~IndoMTL.com~ looked straight into his eyes, he said I was You've done so much, and I just need you to answer me one question, and only one question... Come on, Master Batman, answer me! Answer me poor man....
I was hurt really badly, really hurt... The clown started to cry, but soon, he sucked the nosebleed hard again, and said:
When you see my performance, when you see the enemy you hate being so humiliated, tortured, and ugly...
He began to tremble all over, and he asked frantically: Answer me, you answer yourself...
Did you ever have that moment... I want to laugh. Batman clenched his fist gradually, the veins on the back of his hand almost broke out from the glove, the clown fell forward, as if he wanted to stick his ear to Batman chest, listen to his heartbeat.
The clown couldn't hold on anymore, he fell down, groaning in pain, but mixed with snickering, he said: You can't accept the answer in your own heart, right
Why do you feel unbelievable, why do you feel uncomfortable, why do you feel that your mood is starting to turn bad
A person who thinks he is crazy because he wants to laugh is really crazy! The clown shouted with all his strength.
Why on earth are you doing all this Batman finally spoke.
He finally realized the difference of this lunatic, and finally stood on the stage level with him, asked him questions, and waited for the answer.
The clown was lying on the ground, his chest was heaving and he was still panting heavily, he finally stopped laughing, he said: Because I am a clown.
I just wanted to make you smile. Finally, as the theater lights go out, Batman hears him pleadingly: Smile... Batman.