In The DC World With Marvel Chat Group Chapter 187: Street Lamp and God (Part 2)

"The Days of Being a Spiritual Mentor in Meiman"

, the days when I was a spiritual mentor in Meiman

"God, you are finally here." When Natasha walked out of the room, her expression was very bad. You can rarely see this kind of irritable and helpless expression on the face of this female agent. expression.

"Oh, Captain Steve, why are you here? Didn't I just call a psychiatrist?" Natasha just closed the door, and when she turned her head, she saw the tall Steve, Steve He also said with some embarrassment: "Actually, the psychiatrist didn't come, but I came."

"Only you? Then how are you going to deal with that mental patient? Don't blame me for not reminding you, he is really sick." Natasha was obviously a little angry, she said: "A machismo idiot , It’s so stupid, he actually said that I’m not strong enough??? Ask me to find a strong fighter to talk to him???”

"Didn't you let him experience the power of the Black Widow?"

"You will know when you go in." Natasha glanced back at the door, and then said: "But I still have to say, try not to conflict with him, Nick just called me and said he is very important, I hope Agents can communicate rationally with him."

"Don't worry." Steve pushed the door open, turned his head and smiled at Natasha and said, "I'm not that violent."

As soon as he walked in, he saw an extremely tall blond man beating the wall and retching. Obviously, the black widow who was very angry with him gave him some wolf spray.

Steve clicked his lips, the anti-wolf spray of S.H.I.E.L.D. is not the kind of low-power product circulating in the market, but anyone with a nose will definitely be disgusted if they touch it.

He pressed the earphone in his ear, and then said to the tall man, "Hello."

Hearing the movement, the man stopped retching and turned around. He brushed the long golden hair from his ear, looked Steve up and down with his eyes, and said in a buzzing voice: "This is not bad, it's worth it." World War I."

"Human! Report your name! I am Thor Odinson from Asgard!"

His voice was so loud that even Steve had a headache, but he still smiled kindly and said, "My name is Steve, Steve Rogers."

Thor came over, grabbed the railing in the middle of the room and said, "That woman was really too thin just now, and she dared to call me a patient!"

He shook the railing and said, "Let me out, human! You are disrespecting the future masters of the nine kingdoms!"

"Let's not talk about this." Steve also looked Thor up and down, and said, "Do you want to change clothes?"

Thor was wearing a medieval armor with a helmet on his head, but I don't know if it was because his face hit the ground first. It turned into tattered strips of cloth with a lot of mud on them. You may not have such a miserable state when you come back from another soldier on the battlefield in the Middle Ages.

Thor snorted coldly and said: "Heroes on the battlefield never care about their appearance, they only talk with the head of the enemy!"

Steve didn't understand this sentence, because Thor's English is mixed with Old English accents, and there are some self-created words that don't know where they came from, which sound like a transliteration of another language, Steve has only been asleep for decades, not thousands of years. This kind of accent, which has been eliminated by the human language system, sounds really dizzying.

"Okay, then can you tell me how you got here?" Steve spread his hands and said, "You suddenly fell from the sky and destroyed many houses. more importantly, because of your fall, 13 people are still lying in the hospital.”

Tor waved his hand impatiently and said: "That's because you humans are too weak, you are not warriors at all, and you don't have the belief of giving up your life at all. In Asgard, you have to die. Either get up and continue fighting..."

Even if Steve only listened to a half-knowledge, his face was still gloomy. Stepped on it all over again.

He opened the door that separated the railing of this room and walked in. In fact, Steve is not as tall as Thor, let alone as burly as him, but the two of them have a similar temperament, and Thor obviously also saw that After realizing this, he asked: "It seems that you are also a warrior, and you are the braver kind among human beings."

As soon as Steve's face softened a little, Thor continued: "But that's meaningless. When I came here a long time ago, I found out that you only point the butcher's knife at your own people. Sgard is disgraceful, your record is not worth boasting."

Steve took a deep breath, pressed the headset and said, "Dr. Schiller, can you start the diagnosis and treatment? I'm afraid that if I delay it for a while, I really can't help but give him a punch."

The voice of Schiller came from the earphone, he said: "I'm afraid you have to bear it for a while, his information is useful."

Thor stood in the room with his hands on his hips, stared at Steve and said, "What are you muttering about? Don't engage in those petty tricks! That's useless to the warriors of Asgard!"

Thor's voice was really loud, which made Steve's ears ring a bit, but he still said according to the prepared question: "That hammer about 7 kilometers away is your weapon, isn't it?"

"Yes, that's Mjolnir, born from the extinguished sun and the dwarf fire! The branches of the world tree gave it new life! The blessing of the father of the gods gave it strength!"

Steve directly skipped the aria that he didn't understand at all, and he went on to say: "Okay, it doesn't matter, I told you before, the hammer is still in the house of a family. Yard, if that is your weapon, please take it away immediately."

Thor opened his mouth, as if he was a bit embarrassed, but he was embarrassed to say it. Finally, he sighed and said: "Well, the great **** can't lie, I can't pick it up."

"But isn't that your weapon?"

"The reason is very complicated!" Thor seemed a little impatient, "I had a quarrel with the father of the gods..."

"So you and your hammer are here?"

Steve paused and said, "Let me first assume that what you said is true, not the ravings of some mental patient."

"The father of the gods you speak of should be your biological father. After you quarreled with your father, he threw you out of the house..."

"The only question is, what does this have to do with the earth? What does it have to do with human beings? He wants to drive you out of the house. The so-called Nine Kingdoms are so big, why do they have to throw you to the earth?"

Unexpectedly, this made Thor open the chatter box and began to complain: "I am the biological son of the father of the gods, the prince of Asgard, and the future master of the nine kingdoms, but at my coronation ceremony on..."

"Forget it, anyway, you humans don't understand these things. In short, I broke into Jotunheim and made a fuss, but what's the matter?"

"...I can't figure it out, even if he throws me on the ancient battlefield, why is it in this remote and desolate corner of the earth?"

Thor was visibly furious, hammering his hands on the wall and shouting, "There aren't any warriors here at all! I'm going to be bored here and go crazy, and that's enough for him, isn't it?!"

Steve finally understood why Natasha showed that helpless and irritable expression. The big man in front of him was thinking like a steel bar, completely revolving around war, bravery, warriors, and the great Asgard. Wait for the vocabulary turn, no matter what topic you talk about with him, you will return to these words in the end.

Steve looked at Thor getting angry, he pressed the headset and said to Schiller: "Before you told me that this is an alien with a bad brain, I didn't quite believe it, after all, the race that can travel in space How stupid can you be?"

"But now it seems that upgrading all the abilities to muscles is also a way out."

Schiller's response came from the earphone: "Indeed, if you don't have enough subtle intelligence to build a spaceship, you can just jump on the spot and jump to Mars."

After speaking, both of them laughed.

But Thor misunderstood him as laughing at him. He waved his arm vigorously and said angrily: "Mortal! Even if the **** of Asgard loses his power, you can't laugh at him!"

Steve took a step back. Obviously, Captain America knew that it was not a good choice to have an armed conflict with this big man at this time. He said to Schiller in the headset: "Then what should we do now? Look He couldn't communicate at all when he went up."

"Let's give him some psychological treatment first, if it doesn't work, then think of another way, you do this first..."

Steve asked Thor: "It seems that you don't understand your father's decision. In fact, I also think that it is a bit too much to drive you so far because of a quarrel..."

Thor said as if he had found a bosom friend, "I didn't expect that there would be humans who would understand me. Everyone around me said I was wrong, and they all stood on Odin's side, but I didn't at all. What to do!"

He let out a heavy breath from his nose, and complained, "Obviously I have made so many military exploits and made so many contributions to Asgard! But they seem to have turned a blind eye to them. Just because of my impulsiveness, they threw me out and didn't even let me use a weapon, this is an insult to a soldier!"

"Actually, is there a possibility that it's not because of this incident, maybe you and your father have a deep grudge?"

Thor pursed his lips, as if he didn't want to admit it, but he still said: "Actually, I thought so too. I found out that Odin was a little dissatisfied with me before, but I thought that as long as I can achieve greater achievements , then he won't be angry with me..."

"I fought bravely on the battlefield and made many military exploits, but he still treated me like this in the end." His voice finally weakened a little, sounding a little sad: "He drove me out of the homeland I have been guarding, The place where I was born, the beautiful and sacred Asgard..."

"Okay, but it's useless to be sad now, things are already like this, what are you going to do?"

"I have to get my weapon back first!" Thor said in great distress: "How can a warrior not have his weapon? This is a shame!"

"But in order to punish me, Odin deprived me of all my divine power. Without divine power, I couldn't lift that hammer."

Thor sighed and said: "He asked me to study on Earth, but I don't know what I want to study. Even without divine power, I am stronger than everyone here. Do I want to fight with these fragile people?" Do mortals learn how to fight?"

"In your opinion, is your father a very fatuous king?"

"Of course not!" Thor retorted loudly: "The father of the gods is a very wise monarch. He has ruled the nine kingdoms for so many years and has been deeply loved. How could he be a stupid king?"

"Since he is not a fatuous king, but made such a decision, have you never thought about his deep meaning?"

Thor showed a painful expression, and he said: "Why do you say that too? Someone kept whispering in my ear before, why think about Odin's deep meaning, he must have other plans, other plans ..."

"But that's not what I should do! This kind of guesswork should be done by Loki, my brother is best at this!"

"And me? I'm a brave warrior! I'm the vanguard to bring glory to Asgard! I hate waiting in vain, guessing every day but it doesn't work..."

"It's still the same sentence, now things are like this."

"As you said, you have been deprived of divine power and unable to hold weapons. There is neither your opponent nor your teammates on this place on Earth. You don't need to fight here. Even if you don't guess, it's nothing There are other things to do."

Thor let out a long sigh through his nose and said, "Well, if that's what he meant, then so be it, take off your armor and lay your arms aside, and be a mediocre mortal , living a boring life every day, without any sense of faith and honor.”

"If that's what he thinks, then let's do it, what is that word called? Yes, a holiday... I will give myself a holiday, far away from the prosperous nine countries, in this corner where no one cares about The grass sprouted in the grass..."

Thor stepped back a few steps and leaned against the corner with a somewhat decadent expression.

Steve sighed, pressed the headset and said, "Whenever I hear his adjectives for the earth, I really want to punch him."

Then he said to Thor again: "Since you think so, then I think we can talk."

"What are you talking about?" Thor raised his eyelids.

"First of all, you don't have any supernatural powers, so you should also need to eat and drink, right?" Steve and Thor stared at each other, and Steve said, "This is not a homeless shelter, we won't provide food and drink. Stop, you have to figure out your own way."

"I am the prince of Asgard! The guardian of the nine kingdoms! How can you..." Thor began to shout again.

"Then you can try to see if this identity can help you find a job on Earth and support yourself."

Thor turned his head and muttered in a low voice: "When I came here, I found out that human beings are cunning and stingy. They give shepherds a day's reward, even a piece of cake..."

"Besides, the fall of you and your hammer damaged three residential buildings and injured more than a dozen people. You have to compensate for these losses."

"Odin will..."

"We can't get in touch with Odin, but we can only get in touch with you. In short, although you didn't do it on purpose, at least it was an accidental injury. If you can't compensate for this part of the loss, I'm afraid you will go to jail."

"Prison???" Thor raised his voice, he said in disbelief: "I am the prince of Asgard! How can you let the future father of the gods go to prison?!! That will be me A stain on your reigning career~IndoMTL.com~You damned mortals..."

As he spoke, he became irritable again, and even raised his fist to attack Steve. Steve took a few steps back and said into the headset: "It seems that psychotherapy is not very effective. Is there any other way?"

"Of course, give him a punch."

"Wait, isn't that a big jump?"

"It's nothing, this is another therapy corresponding to psychotherapy, and it is also a backup plan for this communication. I call it physical therapy."

Steve weighed his feet twice on the spot, then rubbed his wrists, and said, "Is this really okay? Will beating aliens cause diplomatic incidents?"

"That's something Nick Fury has to consider, you only need to consider how much you can do."

"How much do you think is better?"

"My suggestion is 100%. Even if he has no divine power, he is still a divine body and cannot be broken."

"Human...what do you want to do?" At this time, Thor also noticed Steve's action, and he said contemptuously: "You don't want to have two moves with the most heroic warrior in Asgard, do you?" ? Then I will let you know, God, don’t provoke..."

"Boom!!!"

Thor, who flew upside down, was directly embedded in the wall, and then passed out. Steve retracted his fist and said, "What a weak god."

At this time, Natasha, who had gone out to smoke, came back. As soon as she entered the door, she saw Steve standing in the room, and Thor fainted aside. The female agent took a breath and said: " What's wrong with this? Is this what you do... psychotherapy?"

Steve turned his head, smiled, and said, "...this is physical therapy."