In The DC World With Marvel Chat Group Chapter 598: Who can destroy Schiller Manor? (middle)
"The Days of Being a Spiritual Mentor in Meiman"
, the days when I was a spiritual mentor in Meiman
In the elegant English-style study room, the faint morning light shines in through the dark red curtains. The smooth wooden floor has been well maintained, and every grain of wood is clearly visible.
A whole row of solid wood bookshelves and the gaps between the display cabinets, the light of the stars reveals, and when it falls on the figure in front of the desk, it illuminates the pattern of his pajamas and the black cat in his hand.
If there is no previous story, this scene can be seamlessly connected to make a "Godfather" movie, but the truth is, one person and one cat fought all night, and no one had a good sleep.
In the end, the two of them fell asleep in the study, not because they turned enemies into friends and established friendship, but because Schiller finally couldn't stand the bat cat tearing down the house, so he poured crazy wine down on him, and the two People went to fight in their dreams.
Keeping a Batman?
When you hear this question and seriously think about the possibility of its implementation, even when you are a little ready to move, you can only say that although people are free to like pets, it is still recommended to see a doctor.
The character design of Batman is very cool in comics. Many readers just like this kind of protagonist who is full of darkness and invincible riddleman style. strangeness.
Many people hate the Riddler trophy in the Batman game, and even shouted the slogan "Riddler get out of Gotham", but if your relatives, lovers or even pets are Batman, it is equivalent to every day. To be a branch of the Riddler, there are hundreds of them a day, and they will be refreshed the next day.
The composition of Batman's personality is doomed. If he appears by your side, you will send him to a mental hospital in less than three days. This is enough to see his lethality.
So, what will be combined with Batman's character and cat's character? One person and one cat sleeping on the chair in the study have already explained the answer. Even Schiller can't bear such a pet.
As mentioned before, when Schiller has nothing to do, he put a lot of puzzles in the various rooms of his manor, and then relying on his own flashes, he can come and go freely, regardless of Merkel's excessive growth. workload.
Such a large manor is simply a natural cat paradise. If it is an ordinary cat, it will be enough to play for a long time just pushing bottles, throwing plates, scratching walls, paintings, and doors.
However, Batcat is a cat out of vulgar taste, and has no interest in pushing the plate off the table, but these puzzles left by Schiller just fit his liking, so while scratching the door, , he also unraveled all the puzzles left by Schiller.
Schiller's puzzles are basically set for people. He didn't consider that there will be cats to solve these things, so when the bat cat can't do certain actions of humans, he will take some actions. A more violent form of destruction.
It’s nothing to leave a mess, Merkel will clean it up anyway, but the damage often makes a lot of noise. Except for the hour when he just fell asleep and was close to falling asleep, Schiller spent the rest of the time looking for sound And move, to catch this noisy bat cat.
From here, it can be seen that Schiller has never had a pet. The best way to face a noisy cat is not to catch it, because that will make it think that you are playing with him, and then it will become more noisy. vigorously. ...
Schiller didn't understand this truth, so he could only take some out-of-the-rule means, which was to get him into his own thinking hall, and then fight him again.
It is no surprise that Schiller won the battle, but anyone who has raised a cat should know that winning once does not mean the end, it just means that the long battle has just begun.
After several days of such human-cat fighting, Schiller finally couldn't bear it anymore. He went to the headquarters of the Green Lantern Corps, picked up Pikachu who was working in the Green Lantern furnace, and hoped that the broken-mouthed The yellow-skinned electric mouse can defeat the bat cat.
Ten minutes later, Pikachu jumped up and down after being chased by the bat cat and shouted: "Schiller!
What the **** are you thinking? !
How could you!
Make a mouse!
To deal with cats? !
! "
Schiller flashed to the left, avoiding the electric current released by Pikachu, he said: "Where's your 100,000 volts?! Electric him!"
"Are you sure? Your manor doesn't want it?!
" While Pikachu was walking, he used the current to interfere with the Batcat chasing him, and Schiller had to avoid Pikachu's current while trying to catch the Batcat.
In the end, Schiller was angry from the heart, and the evil grew to the guts, and he shouted at Pikachu: "Use one hundred thousand volts!"
"Zi La!
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Clark, who had just flown over Gotham City, saw that his target location, Professor Schiller's manor, suddenly burst into a burst of intense lightning. The current scattered from the windows and doors in all directions, and the whole manor became A sphere made of lightning.
Clark stood stunned above the manor, and just as he was about to rush down to save someone, he saw Schiller coming out with a bunch of things.
What he is holding is the tail of the bat cat. The bat cat itself is a black cat, so it can't be seen if it is blackened by electricity. The bat cat has Pikachu's tail in its mouth. Kerr.
"What's the matter? Professor, did you encounter ball lightning entering your room?" Clark asked concerned after flying down.
Schiller pulled the black cat by its tail, lifted him and Pikachu together, held it up to Clark, and said, "Which one of them looks like ball lightning?"
"...What is this? Is this a mouse? Why is he so yellow? And this black cat, why does it look familiar to me?? My God...Bruce! How did you become a cat again? I am Are you still dreaming?!"
Clark rubbed his eyes, shook his head, and looked at the black cat in shock, because this black cat was exactly the same as the black cat that Bruce had turned into in his dream.
Gripping the bunch of things, Schiller looked at Clark and asked, "What are you doing here?"
"Oh, it's like this, that... I just wanted to ask, what's going on, since that person entered my mind and stole my memory, everything that happened is a bit... A little..."
"It's a bit incomprehensible, isn't it?" Schiller turned his head to look at his manor emitting black smoke. He walked over, patted Clark on the shoulder, and the two walked along the path in the manor area together.
While walking, Schiller said: "Not everything in this world can be understood by people. For example, even if I told you that my house exploded because of a cat-and-mouse war, you would definitely not understand it." Letter."...
"Is that so? That's understandable. When my cat catches mice in the barn, he also makes a mess of the straw pile. One time, I don't know how to burn it. Two The cat almost didn't come out, if I hadn't been able to fly and I was immune to fire, the two of them would have been roasted."
"Wait, you mean, you have more than one cat at home?... What do you think of them?" Schiller looked at Clark and asked
"Very good. I like these little guys. They are smart and capable. They can not only accompany my mother in housework, but also help my father catch mice. They are the best pets."
"I thought you would prefer pet dogs."
"I also have a dog at home. It's a hound. My father will take them to the woods to catch hares. They are also capable little guys." Clark smiled, obviously thinking of many warm memories. Things, his kind of smile is out of place in the city of Gotham, the family stories he tells. People here have never heard of it.
"So, you should have a lot of experience in taking care of pets?"
"Of course, I take care of my cat's kennel and dog kennel, and I'm also responsible for their bathing. When you have some superpowers, it becomes very easy to deal with them, isn't it?" Clark shrugged. Facing Schiller, who has the same ability as him, he always seemed very relaxed, speaking directly from his heart, without beating around the bush.
"That's good, as you can see, my house is broken down, so I have no place to keep pets, these two..." Schiller grabbed the black cat's tail and threw Pikachu and Batcat to Clark, said: "They are handed over to you for foster care first, and you can take them back to the farm in Kansas, and they will help you catch mice."
"But, I'm not going back to the farm, this semester is not over yet, I have to stay in the metropolis to study." Clark scratched his head and said, "Well, but I'd be happy to help, but the mouse may No, its coat color is too eye-catching, I'm afraid my classmates will find out."
"It's okay, after you return to Metropolis, hand it over to Lux and let him take care of it."
As Schiller said, he took the phone from Merkel and began to dial. Hearing the name of Lux, Clark widened his eyes and said, "Lex? You mean Lux Luthor Is it? But I heard from him before that he was admitted to Gotham University, and the semester of Gotham University should not be over now, how can I meet him in the metropolis?"
"It's true that the semester isn't over yet, but he was injured a little earlier, so he took a break from school and went home to recuperate due to the injury. Isn't his family in Metropolis?"
"What injury did he get?" Clark asked: "I told him before, don't apply to Gotham University, it's very dangerous here, but he didn't listen. Not only did he not listen to my advice, he even ran to My school went to mock me, really...is he all right?"
"Hello?" Schiller stretched out a hand to signal Clark to be quiet, and he asked on the other end of the phone, "Coppert, it's me, is Lux okay?"
"Oh... of course, of course ~IndoMTL.com~ I understand you... what? No, you misunderstood me, I'm not accusing you of assaulting Lux."
"I mean, if he's okay, can you make him a little bit?"
A few hours later, in the dark dormitory building of Gotham University, Lux opened his eyes suddenly. He quickly rolled over and got out of bed. There was a flash of knife light in front of the bed, and the sharp knife raised by Coppert reflected the deep cold moonlight. .
Lex didn't show that flustered look anymore, he took a step slightly towards the bed, pulled up the sheet, and threw it at Coppert?
Seeing that Coppert's vision was blocked by the sheets for a moment, he turned and ran back. Reality.
Therefore, he directly climbed over the window sill, the height of the four-story building was like a cliff to him, Krex only hesitated for a moment, and then jumped off.
Just when he was about to touch the ground, a cloud of gray mist enveloped him and put him on the ground. Rex, who was panting heavily, opened his eyes wide and looked at Schiller who appeared beside him. He said: "Professor...you saved me again, thank you..."
Schiller was standing beside him, with an umbrella in his left arm, a pen in his hand, and a medical record in his other hand, writing something.
When Lux got up from the ground, just as he was about to speak, he saw Schiller put away the medical record and pen, and then grabbed the umbrella with both hands. Seeing Schiller's expression, Laike Si took a step back and said, "Wait..."
"Boom!"
The last scene Lux saw was Schiller holding an umbrella and saying to him with a blank expression:
"You're welcome, sick leave for three months."
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