In The DC World With Marvel Chat Group Chapter 791: Fatal Joke (18)

"The Days of Being a Spiritual Mentor in Meiman"

"How dare you rummage through my house without my consent and live in it??!

Bruce Wayne!

You **** disrespectful bastard!

! I should have shot you before I left! Only lying in the hospital, you will be safe!

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Bruce was a little stunned. Originally, he was very surprised when he saw Selena appearing in front of him, but he didn't expect that Selena didn't come to see him for a long-lost reunion, a little farewell Sheng is newly married, and she came to settle accounts with him.

Selena rushed back so simply, not because she was worried about Bruce's mental state, but because she heard from Maggie that Bruce was packing things in her room and planned to live in it, so she rushed back in a fit of anger.

Selena kept swearing, she said: "You **** unruly rich old man! Do you know that this will make me unable to hang out in the East District in the future! Boyfriend?? Even if it is you It's my husband, and he can't even live in my apartment! I'm the only one who can enter the apartment I'm renting, and everyone else is going to get out of here!

In a fit of anger, Selena dragged Bruce through the East End block and returned to the apartment where she originally lived. The two of them had just walked into the apartment when they bumped into the landlord who was going down the stairs.

The landlord was stunned when he saw the two of them, but Selena didn't stop at all, striding up, she was slapped with a "slap", leaving three streaks of blood on the landlord's cheek.

"Huff!

You stupider than a woodchuck, blinder than a mole, you East End idiot!

! I should have shot your mom before I left and told you to go home crying!

Stuff her ashes into the crotch of the bustard next door!

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"Selena! Are you crazy?!" Huff yelled, "You brought the stranger home and let him live there!"

Selena stuck out her index finger with black nail polish, poked the tip of her finger on Huff's nose, and said to him, "How dare you let East End thieves into my apartment! I'll kill your son tomorrow! Hanging head on my balcony!

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"I said it all, it's because your boyfriend lived in without authorization, he is not from our place, you should be very clear..."

Selena stretched out her other hand again, slapped Huff, and said to him, "When did I say I don't live here anymore?! I'll bring Kaizi back for the night, and you also want to Control?! Why don't you care about your wife kissing a black man???!

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The sound of the two quarreling spread throughout the corridor, and many people looked out. Seeing that it was Selena and Huff arguing, many people shrank back. After a long time, an old man left Come out and say:

"Stop arguing! Stop arguing! Where did you get so much energy to quarrel? I understand the matter, isn't it just that Selena went out for two days and brought a man back to live? What's the matter? , Didn’t something happen?”

"But if everyone is like her, who knows if a lunatic will blow up my building that day?!" Huff said with his neck stuck.

Selena crossed her arms and said in a strange way: "Really? You don't care about that filthy ghost on the third floor who brought women home, and the green haired one on the fifth floor recruited prostitutes five times for three days, and you, too. You stinky old gambler, don’t pretend to be a good person here, do you think I don’t know? Your son killed a little girl in the room a month ago..."

"What on earth do you want?!" Hef said sullenly, "I've taken back your house and rented it out to someone else. Don't even think about living here anymore. Get out!"

Selena turned around and went back, snatched the umbrella from Bruce, and threw it at Huff. Huff didn't react at all, and could only cover his face with his arms.

Selena scolded while beating: "Dirty and unruly bedbug! Tonight, I will let your deeds spread throughout the East District!

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The old man hurried forward to stop him, he said: "Selena!

Don't go crazy here, you can't sleep with your noisy big guy..."

"Huff! Huff! Did you just let her make trouble like this? If you want me to say, you just refund the rent to her, don't you earn enough?!"

"This **** rascal, whore!" Huff scolded while being beaten, and the old man continued to persuade: "You know she's a whore! Are you afraid that he will climb into the boss's bed someday?! She It will kill you with one shot!"

With a swipe, four blood marks were scratched on Huff's back. When he saw the blood, the onlookers in the corridor hurried up to stop him.

In the end, Huff's clothes turned into rags, and Selena's hair fell loose. She pushed back her long hair and said out of breath:

"I've only been away for a few days, and you are a worthless wretch who dares to challenge me. If you don't give me an explanation today, you will smash all the glass here!"

Huff said out of breath, "Selena, you...you crazy woman..."

"Did I just go crazy?!" Selena raised her voice and said, "I've been here for so many years, is this the first day you know me?!

Speaking, she wanted to go up and grab Hefu's clothes again, and Hefu's wife also ran out, but she couldn't beat Selina at all. Hefu's son was in his teens this year, and he didn't dare to come forward at all. None of the residents here can stop the crazy Selina.

And Bruce was already pushed aside, not to mention stopping Selena, he couldn't even stop people who were fighting.

The fighting skills he has learned can only be used in the situation of face-to-face gong and face-to-drum, and a decisive battle on the top of the Forbidden City. In this kind of chaotic street fight, the more skills you have, the more you will be beaten .

However, Selena is obviously a master of the middle, no matter how many people around her are trying to pull her, she grabs Huff and beats her up.

The size was not dominant, and she couldn't hold down a big man like Huff, so she gave full play to the advantages of her fangs and claws, nails and teeth together, and repeatedly attacked the injured place, the four scars on her back The skin near the wound was almost torn off by Selena.

"Huff! Huff!" Someone shouted: "Don't you know that this stray cat has always been a lunatic? Why rent her house to others?!"

"Why don't you return the rent to her quickly!" Another person said: "It's only a few dozen dollars. If she really has her eye on you, the medical expenses will be more than that!"

The people who were fighting were echoing, and Huff finally couldn't bear it anymore, he shouted: "Stop! Selena!

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Selena panted and shook her hands, shaking off the blood on her fingertips, she glared at Huff and said, "Give me back my money, or I'll make you and your family look good !”

Huff grinned and touched the wound, and directed his wife to get the money. His wife got back a whole bill, the denomination was much larger than the rent.

Selena snatched it over and said, "This baby is mine! Don't follow me, or I'll gouge your eyes out!"

As she spoke, she backed up step by step, and when she came to Bruce, she pulled him up and ran out. Huff chased after her, but she couldn't catch up with the speed of the two of them at all.

Running into a dark alley, Selena finally stopped, holding her knees and panting hard.

After a while, she straightened up, holding the banknote in one hand, and put her **** and index finger together on the other hand, and then flicked the end of the banknote. Listening to the crisp sound, she smiled and said: "I just came back. It’s great to have such a big harvest!”

After finishing speaking, she looked at Bruce again and said, "I really don't understand, how could you be kicked out by a soft guy like Huff?"

At this point, Bruce had woken up from that kind of philosophical thinking, because he fell into another kind of shock, he had never seen such a shrewd Catwoman.

In the past, Selena was not very strong in front of him. In most cases, Batman dominated. Selena liked to act like a baby with him. It's soft words, like a kitten meowing in its owner's arms.

But today, Bruce deeply realized that he might have misunderstood Catwoman, let's not talk about being coquettish, is this really a house cat? Why does it look more like a tigress?

Bruce has never heard Selena's voice before. It is at least ten times rougher than her usual speech, with a high pitch and a loud voice, and he has no scruples about swearing. The dozen or so people in the corridor couldn't compare to her with one mouth.

But at this time, Selena posted it again and said to him: "Well, since my rent has been paid back, I don't blame you, but. You can't just enter my house in the future, My house is mine, I want to find a place to sleep, go back to your own home..."

Bruce heard her soft voice, and felt that everything just now might be an illusion, and at this moment, Selena also noticed the wound on his face, she took a breath, then held Bruce's face to him Said: "Oh my god! What's wrong with you, honey?"

Selena sniffed, sniffed the smell and said, "You shouldn't be splashed by those chemical reagents, right?...Oh, did you splash it on your face? What did you do?! "

Selena took two steps back, looked Bruce up and down, and then realized that something was wrong with Bruce's attire.

Especially the pair of shoes on his feet, Selina remembers, Bruce should wear leather shoes most of the time~IndoMTL.com~ And they are the kind of shiny leather shoes that can be seen, the shoes on his feet Why do these rain boots look like people in the East District would wear them?

"Where did you buy these boots?" Selina squatted down and took a look and said, "What are you doing with these spliced ​​goods?... You won't be deceived, right???"

Selena realized that the question was wrong, and she stood up. Staring into Bruce's eyes, put his hands on his hips and said to him: "What the **** have you been doing this month? Tell me now!"

Bruce actually doesn't want to say it, because he has vaguely noticed some problems. When a man faces a beautiful woman, he always has extra self-esteem. Therefore, when Bruce is facing Selena like this, He is a little guilty.

However, as Selena's eyes became colder and colder, Bruce recalled Huff's tragic situation, and he decided to explain everything in detail.

"I lived in a slum for more than a month."

Selena nodded without showing any surprise, Maggie had already told her about it.

Afterwards, Selena showed a puzzled expression and said, "I only lived for more than a month, how did I live like this? Did something happen to you? That lunatic named Clown came to look for him again. Did you? Hurt you?"

Bruce didn't know how to speak, but he shook his head and said, "No...not only did he not hurt me, but he also helped me."

Serena's eyes became more puzzled, looking at Bruce's haggard mental state, she said, "Okay, let me ask you, first of all, where did these shoes come from?"

"I bought it."

"How much did you pay for it?"

"Five dollars."

"How much???!