In The DC World With Marvel Chat Group Chapter 855: The Charming Moments of Human Spaceflight (Part 2)

"The Days of Being a Spiritual Mentor in Meiman"

Although it sounds absurd, in fact, the work of space traffic police is not as easy as imagined.

The area of ​​the solar system is huge, but the space around the earth is limited. When various countries launched various aerospace equipment in the past, because the launch time was different, the number was relatively small, so unless it was intentional, they would basically not crash. .

But since the solar system development and construction plan was led by Stark, with the determination to let the technology of all mankind advance together, Stark announced a lot of space transportation system technology to various countries.

His purpose is good. He wants to cause a technological competition, so that each country can show its strengths, develop more specialized technologies based on his technology, and go further.

Originally, he imagined that all countries must hold back for as long as they can, and when they can't hold back, they put the new spacecraft into the original sequence, adjust the numbers backwards, and falsely claim that it is the original spaceship. modified spacecraft.

He is right to think so. After all, all countries are like this in the field of weapons. Even some high-profile countries like to show off new things as soon as they come out, but they must have hidden their hands.

Maybe it’s the coming of the universe era, which has given every country a stimulant, or maybe it’s the return of the Iron Curtain, and everyone is so nervous that they are mentally abnormal. After all countries point out the transportation technology, they start to feel like they don’t want money. In the same way, various transportation devices are launched into space.

They don't know where to transport these things, they don't know what to use them for, and they don't know how to get them back when the time comes, anyway, just throw them up and it's over.

However, each country can only launch on its own territory, the country's land cannot run away, and the earth's rotation cannot move. The launch orbit is fixed. Therefore, launching a spacecraft has become a Zuma game, that is, Toad spit the ball.

In the beginning, the competition was about the launching speed of each country, but later on, it was necessary to compete who had the best eyesight and could find the opening, so that the ball that the toad vomited could pass through the opening, so as not to collide with others.

No matter how big the space around the earth is, it can't withstand the efforts of so many countries to launch their spaceships upwards.

Countries with higher technology are better. In some countries, people are addicted to vegetables, and they can't throw them very far, so they insist on throwing them. As a result, they often crash into cars near the ground.

Reed, who studies the near-Earth project, is squatting on the near-Earth space station, just like watching a traffic show. Accidents are frequent and there are frequent car crashes, and the shocks are endless every day. Reed is so annoyed that he has no choice but to return to the earth to do research. .

When Polaris came here, the situation was fine. Stark did not foresee this situation in advance, but sometimes, the transport spaceship he sent out was often damaged for no reason, so he wanted to find a traffic police to clear it. transportation.

Unexpectedly, his behavior was very prescient, because in the next few days, the solar system has never been so lively in this life.

Humanity has a long history, countless classics and written records are magnificent, and I can't sleep at night anyway. I opened the pages and read carefully, and there were three large characters written on it - "throwing stones"!

Stark went to the United Nations to hold a meeting, but he didn't know what he said wrong, which made all the countries wrong. They threw this spacecraft more vigorously, not only to throw it, but also to compare it The throw is far, the throwing posture is beautiful, and the arc of the throw is beautiful...

Later, Stark checked and found out that the output of molten steel had increased, the price of vibration gold had fallen, the price of common metals had fallen even more, and the manufacturing cost of chemical fuel aircraft had become lower.

Big countries can throw it away, but after it is cheaper, they throw more. Small countries can't throw it away, but Stark sent technology, and they can throw it away, so they also throw it away.

But this is a pain for Polaris, who just took up the job of traffic police. In the vast universe, she is the only one. She works alone as a traffic policeman, guiding thousands of cars without traffic safety awareness.

Dredging and dredging, she also discovered that the characteristics of various countries are almost vividly reflected on these spacecraft.

The transporter made in the United States has a rampage, and I stepped on the accelerator to death. Today, even the king of heaven is here, so don't try to stop me from rushing into the universe. From the shape to the power of the entire spacecraft, there is no place that does not write " Get out of the way, let me illuminate the universe first!".

Russian transporters probably also incorporated some scientific and archaeological research results, inheriting the style of the Soviet Union, more is better, bigger is better, ten knots are better than one knot, should be built and thrown away , It’s okay if it’s broken, it explodes on the spot, and one will be blown up, and one will be missing.

China's transporter is quite satisfactory, it looks like the most normal one, but the things in the transporter are the most outrageous, what Polaris is most afraid of is opening their blind boxes, because you never know, what is inside is soil or not Soil is still more soil, and it's more fertilizer or fertilizer or more stinky fertilizer.

There is nothing to say about the aircraft in Europe, but the aircraft in some Nordic countries highlight a perfunctory, and Polaris seriously suspects that they use these things to cheat funds.

The entire aircraft is very clean and smooth, and there is no balance and stabilization device, no tail fins, no connecting seams, and no redundant designs. When Polaris saw it for the first time, he thought the earth had laid eggs.

African spacecraft are very distinctive. If you say it is high-tech, it must be stuffed with thatch at the seams and printed with leaves on the shell to create a natural style. You say it is not high-tech. Well, it can even send a lion in a space suit to space.

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And when it was delivered, the lion was still very active. With the jetpack on the space suit, Polaris couldn't catch up with it by physical movement, and finally caught it by magnetism.

Of course, among all the aircraft, India's is the most outrageous. Polaris looked at the statue of Shiva launched by various strange iron plates in front of him, and fell into deep contemplation.

She doesn't know who this **** is here to save. She only knows that the specifications of the rivets on this thing are inconsistent. Even if this thing can return to the voyage smoothly, can they really make a second one?

At the same time as an eye-opener, Polaris is also really tired. These spacecraft collide with each other in various postures. Polaris has no predictive ability, and there is no spider sensor. It is impossible for them to collide before they collide. Stop them, only after hitting, go to clean up the garbage.

There are several types of collisions. The first type is the collision between a big country and a big country. This kind of collision is the most troublesome for Polaris. The aircraft made by big countries are often large and use a lot of energy.

The American spacecraft of the cosmic drag racer collided with the suicide spacecraft of his old rival Russia. Polaris just spent half an hour looking for and picking up the debris.

It is easier to deal with the collision between the aircraft of the big country and the small country. You only need to pick up the aircraft fragments of the small country, but it is more troublesome. Still reluctant to throw it away, Polaris had to find a way to carry it back for them.

It is also a headache to collide with the aircraft of a small country. The aircraft of a small country are strangely shaped, and the fragments cannot be put together completely. Can't figure out who they are.

Without eating, drinking or sleeping, after three days of high-intensity counseling, Polaris finally exhausted all her patience. She finally realized that her body is her own, and her work is someone else's. Sincere feelings.

So. Polaris adheres to the principle of learning from the lake, and the responsibility is not fixed. The debris is thrown in groups and thrown farther away, and the main frame is grouped into larger groups and thrown further away.

When I think about it, I will go to the sun and burn them all. If I can’t remember, I will pile them there. Anyway, no one throws the spacecraft as far as she throws it, and it is not so easy to hit.

There was a collision between countries, Polaris said casually, and was too lazy to describe the situation to them. Some countries even received a message: "Collision, the car is gone, and the garbage disposal fee is handed over to the United Nations."

In this way, she saves trouble. She goes around the earth every day, gathers up those messy things, throws them out like bowling balls, glances at the signs, and sends a few messages.

However, the United Nations is in a mess. Today your car hit my car, and tomorrow the two of them collided together, causing my car to hit each other...

It's hard to tell who is responsible, and in the end it depends on whose fist is bigger. If the fists of the country are the same, it depends on the individual's fist.

I don't know if aerospace technology has progressed, but the average fighting skills of diplomats are improving rapidly.

The most frightening thing is that when everyone's average fighting skills are similar, then they have to find a way to come up with strange moves.

The first one to appear is Wakanda, an African country where the country’s fists are not enough, and the diplomats’ fists are not big enough. enemy.

He rushed to the podium from among the messy diplomats, held the microphone, and told the history of the exploitation of the African people. No one can grab the microphone from him.

He set this precedent, and all countries are not polite. If there are superheroes, they will be superheroes, and if there are no superheroes, they will be mutants.

Later, they discovered that fighting alone would not give an advantage, and they still had to form an alliance, so various countries began to recall.

Holding hands and recalling the sweet years, the United States waved its arms and vowed to rebuild NATO's glory, and all Middle Eastern countries united with a piece of cloth on their heads to let the world know the greatness of money.

African countries show no sign of weakness. Wakanda said "Wakanda Buddha loves me" and shouted out the weather-beaten anger of the African people. Just as Germany took out the Swastika medal, it suddenly remembered that it still has a queen of the Holy Roman Empire .

When Stark came to the United Nations again, what he saw was the weather-beaten UN conference hall, a group of superheroes in strange costumes, and diplomats at war...

What reverberates in my ears are the speeches of Kang Kang from the United States, the resounding voices of Russia, and the sad elegy of Wakanda...

In the Andromeda galaxy, Magneto, who was thinking about the transformation plan of the sky island with a blueprint, suddenly heard the phone ringing behind him.

He stood up, picked up the phone, and Stark's roar came across:

"Magneto!

Come back now!

! Your daughter is starting World War III!