Infernal Hero Chapter 88: Let’s go to the bottom of my head
All morning, Gu Tianyou was drowsy, and the gentlemen in the class did not interfere, but was harassed by the long-legged girl and couldn't sleep. I didn't want to go back to the dormitory during the noon break, so I came to the grass on the campus. Just as he was about to lie down, he saw Dai Yanan wearing a pair of denim shorts with braces and a plaid shirt, strolling towards him.
She was very curious as to which hero had beaten Gu Tianyou into a black eye for Tianxingdao. After learning that it was Brother Xiaofeng's hand from the Xu family, she stuck out her tongue in fright and said, "Oh my God, you actually dare to tease Sister Xiaoman, and you're still completely under Brother Xiaofeng's fist. It's back, you're amazing." Saying this, he gave a thumbs up.
Gu Tianyou glanced at her lazily, and the little girl had an expression of schadenfreude. Gu Tianyou said disdainfully: "Unfortunately, you only saw that Uncle Gu's eyes were blue, but you didn't see how badly your brother Xiaofeng was beaten by me."
Dai Yanan became even more curious when she heard it, and said in disbelief, "You beat up brother Xiaofeng?" Then he curled his lips: "It's strange to believe you, a fat foreigner of 300 jin, brother Xiaofeng will be killed in one fell swoop. I can see it with my own eyes.”
"Have you seen him fight with foreigners with your own eyes?" Gu Tianyou was very curious.
Dai Yanan nodded and said, "Yes, that was two years ago. At that time, brother Xiaofeng wanted to participate in a competition of k or something, saying that he planned to win a prize money to buy a house for sister Xiaoman. The qualifying round was played in Shenzhen. Sister Xiaoman took me to watch it. The opponent was a Romanian man, more than two meters tall and more than 350 pounds. He was punched in the stomach by brother Xiaofeng. Xiaofeng's brother was lifted up by Xiaofeng's kung fu and fell to his death. Unfortunately, the army found out about it and called Xiaofeng's brother back. Later, the big fat man won the place of Xiaofeng's brother and entered the final. Got a runner-up."
"Is that game called k-1?"
Dai Yanan's eyes lit up and said, "Yes, this is the competition."
Gu Tianyou secretly said a fluke, Xu Xiaofeng's actual combat ability is extremely terrifying, there is no doubt about this, but he did not expect to be so strong. It seemed that he was still showing mercy last night. This guy is an entire humanoid machine. The level of the k-1 finals is not parallel, and the height, weight and wingspan skills, fighting courage and actual combat experience are indispensable. Fighting Emperor Fido won the title of the strongest man in 6 billion in this ring. Although this statement is a bit exaggerated, it also shows that the game is very practical. At least Gu Tianyou, who has watched the live broadcast, recognizes the actual combat level of those players.
Dai Yanan is quite excited: "You know about this competition, so do you think brother Xiaofeng is very good?"
Gu Tianyou made a comparison between Xu Xiaofeng and Lao Geng in his heart. He felt that if it was to win the arena, if Lao Geng couldn't win in two rounds, he would definitely lose, but if it was an indiscriminate life-and-death battle, I'm afraid Xu Xiaofeng couldn't handle it. Old Geng's knife. The provincial department specially applied to the superior to transfer him to deal with the mercenary organization of King Ming, which is almost no different from sending him to death. This guy has some skills, but unfortunately he has participated in too many games, and the life and death are too far behind.
The little girl is completely heroic, just like many friends worship their childhood idols for no reason. Gu Tianyou didn't want to destroy the beauty in her heart, so he interrupted with a smile: "Why haven't I heard from you about Brother Yuze for a long time?"
Dai Yanan's face darkened and he said, "Your friend is boring. He said I was your relative and didn't want to provoke me."
Gu Tianyou nodded and said, "He's right, this kind of **** is not worthy of our liking." After speaking, he yawned again.
Dai Yanan said: "If you are really sleepy, just lie on my lap and sleep for a while, I promise not to bother you."
"Lying on your lap?" Gu Tianyou looked around, widening his eyes: "What's the situation?"
Dai Yanan pouted and said, "It's 500 yuan per hour, can you?"
Gu Tianyou blinked and said with a wicked smile: "It's enough to put a bottle of Nutrition Express outside the school gate."
This is a meme about drinks and girls that has been circulating on the Internet for a long time. The men parked their cars outside the school gate, and put a bottle of water on the car. Nongfu Spring represents two hundred, Coca-Cola represents three hundred, Pulse is equal to the bid of four hundred, Nutrition Express is five hundred, and Red Bull means six hundred. A girl who is short of money and lonely sees the drink, gets into the car, and if they are satisfied with each other, they will make a deal. If they are not satisfied, the man will say that the drink is not for each other.
Dai Yanan didn't mind Gu Tianyou making fun of herself with the stalk she introduced to Uncle Gu. The little girl was a little distressed: "You've been haunted all day and night, do you have to pay so much money to graduation?" /
Gu Tianyou said with a smile: "Little money fans, don't be so polite with me. If you don't have time, just wait for you to work and then pay it back slowly."
Dai Yanan said: "I'm not a fan of money, but I'm about to be annoyed by the boys at school. You should help me. I'll lend you my beautiful legs as a pillow. It's not worth two hundred."
Gu Tianyou closed his eyes, lay back, and said, "Come here with the pillow, it's five hundred an hour."
Smelling the refreshing girl's body fragrance, she fell asleep under countless eyes full of envy and hatred. An hour later, Gu Tianyou felt that someone was making a big fuss on his face. Suddenly opening his eyes, he saw that Dai Yanan was quickly throwing away the watercolor pen in his hand.
"You dare to destroy my splendid image while I'm asleep, and you will be fined five hundred first." Gu Tianyou said with a sullen face.
"I think you dare to deduct my money." Dai Yanan pursed her lips and smiled and said, "You have slept for more than an hour and my legs are numb, so you are not allowed to charge you some interest?"
Gu Tianyou sat up and said, "This time your innocence has been tarnished by me. It is estimated that you don't expect to find someone to take home with you after graduation."
Dai Yanan said: "It doesn't matter, they are all vulgar fans, and I don't like this girl."
Gu Tianyou teased her shamelessly: "Are you worried that you will be tempted by me when you paint me a big face?"
Dai Yanan laughed heartlessly: "You, stop being funny, you're not my type."
It's always been said that the little girl is a rectal person. Gu Tianyou listened to a little self-esteem and asked, "What do you like?"
Dai Yanan said: "The one with a particularly masculine taste, you look a little feminine, and your heart is extremely wretched, here is a formal relationship with Sister Le'er, and there is also a relationship with Sister Xiaoman, I want If you're not the number one fool, you won't like you."
"Your evaluation is too inaccurate." Gu Tianyou vetoed. I noticed that everyone passing by was looking at him quietly, and they all held back their laughter. Knowing what was going on, he said with a stern face: "Look at what you have done, the first handsome guy in the police academy has been painted by you as Dou Erdun."
Dai Yanan smiled and said: "What is the number one handsome guy, you can name it yourself, and you idiots and idiots will play it for you every day. If you say handsome, then you are really handsome!" Suddenly, his pupils dilated, and he turned his eyes to someone with a dumbfounded expression.
Under the tree over there, a young man has been standing silently for a long time. He is more than 1.8 meters tall, with golden body proportions, dressed stylishly, looks like a virgin, and looks like a male model.
ps: Today's three watch, please collect and red ticket.