Invincible Uncle-grandmaster Chapter 54: :Chaotic Xuanyi Mountain

Qin Jue really had no choice. If Zhang Jichen passed out after taking the pill like Bai Ye did before, or was injured or something, Qin Jue might be able to forcibly heal him with spiritual power.

But now Zhang Jichen has grown strange things, like two basketballs sticking out of his chest, they can't just cut them off right?

But having said that, it seems quite white.

Hearing this sentence, Zhang Jichen's face was full of despair. He used his spiritual power to try to suppress the two fleshy **** on his chest, but it didn't help. He even felt a little...comfortable?

"Master... Master... What should I do with my apprentice, woo woo!"

Zhang Jichen snotted and cried, looking extremely miserable, especially the two fleshy **** on his chest would keep swinging with the movement, which made people laugh and cry.

"Hey, Ji Chen, as a teacher, I didn't expect this kind of thing to happen. It seems that there must be something wrong in the process of alchemy."

Sighing, Bai Ye comforted him patiently: "How about this, I'll refine another potion of pills to suit the case, and see if it can cure your... pectoral muscles?"

Hearing this, Zhang Jichen's face changed greatly: "No need, no need, I'd better figure out a way by myself."

Saying that, Zhang Jichen immediately ran out of the hall, fearing that Bai Ye would catch up with him.

If Bai Ye's refined medicine is like this, or let him grow up elsewhere, wouldn't it be even worse?

Even with these two meat balls, you must never eat the elixir refined by Master again!

"Ji Chen, remember to cover it with something, otherwise it will be easily misunderstood by others."

Seeing this, Bai Ye did not forget to remind him.

Zhang Jichen: "..."

Qin Jue: "..."

You have the nerve to say it!

“…”

"What went wrong, how did this happen."

Bai Ye couldn't understand it.

"I think... Brother, you are not suitable for refining these pills."

Without waiting for Bai Ye to refute, Qin Jue said again: "You are more suitable for refining poison pills. If senior brother is willing to work hard, sooner or later you will be able to become a famous poison master in the Lingyang world."

“…”

"Nonsense!"

Bai Ye firmly vetoed it: "I just haven't mastered the tricks. Give me a few more months, no, a few days, and I will be able to master it completely!"

Qin Jue: "..."

Why does this sentence sound so familiar?

Oh, I remembered, Bai Ye said the same thing five years ago.

For this senior brother, Qin Jue was quite helpless, so he shrugged and said, "Okay, it's up to you."

Leaving the main hall, Qin Jue was going back to his own courtyard first, but just after walking not far, he found that the entire Xuanyi Mountain had turned into a mess at some point, with dense figures shuttling back and forth in various places, as if they were looking for something, And yelled to cook the frogs, and there were even many senior elders among them.

"Is it because of that frog?"

Qin Jue suddenly thought of that frog that could walk on two legs like a repeater. What did it do to provoke so many people to chase and kill it?

Just thinking about it, the upright frog suddenly jumped out from the side, shouting:

"Yesterday, when I peeked at Elder Zhu taking a shower, I found that he was actually wearing a woman's bellyband, hahaha."

"Hee hee, Lao Yan never imagined that I stole his panacea. I, Chen Xiu, are so smart."

“…”

In an instant, Qin Jue understood what was going on. This guy actually yelled out so many people's secrets. No wonder it happened.

But... what the **** is Elder Zhu wearing a woman's bellyband? And Elder Shi actually likes men?

Most importantly, someone peeked at Elder Zhu taking a bath?

Hey, are there any normal people in this place? He had never noticed this before.

"Found it! It's here!"

Suddenly, a disciple pointed to this side and shouted.

"What? Where is it?"

"Catch it quickly! Don't let it escape again!"

"Look at me, Xuanyi swordsmanship!"

"Shen Ji Ba Fist!"

"Broken magic finger!"

“…”

Almost as soon as the disciple's voice fell, countless martial arts moves swept in, hitting the frog overwhelmingly.

"What? Where is it? Catch it! Don't let it get away again!"

While repeating the words of these people, the frog easily dodged all the attacks, and then quickly disappeared at the end of the field of vision.

Is this really a frog?

Qin Jue was dumbfounded, what did the senior brother feed it? To be able to turn so many martial artists around, those who don't know may think it is some high-level monster.

"Damn! Chase!"

"Ulla!"

"Never let it get away!"

“…”

Accompanied by deafening shouts, many elders and disciples ran past Qin Jue and continued to chase and kill the frog.

Qin Jue: "..."

If you let them know that this frog is the result of Bai Ye, how will they feel?

Shaking his head, Qin Jue didn't bother to care about it, and turned back to the cliff. As for whether these people caught the frog in the end, Qin Jue didn't know.

This night, Xuanyi Mountain was extremely lively, countless disciples were looking for frogs outside, as if they had entered a state of war readiness, even the elders were no exception, patrolling everywhere.

And the frog, who was the instigator, had already gone to sleep in that corner without knowing it.

The next day, in the early morning, Qin Jue woke up from the bluestone in a daze~IndoMTL.com~ exuding a strong smell of alcohol.

Because I was so drunk yesterday, I accidentally fell asleep on the bluestone.

After wiping the dew off his body, Qin Jue stretched and decided to make something to eat first.

"Puff."

At this moment, a lump of bird droppings fell from the sky. Fortunately, Qin Jue reacted quickly and avoided it in time.

"The bird flew back again?"

Soon, Qin Jue denied this idea, because when he raised his head, he saw a group of birds hovering above his head!

"!"

"Puff."

"Puff."

"Puff."

In an instant, countless bird droppings fell like a rain curtain!

Seeing that these bird droppings were about to hit Qin Jue, an invisible barrier of spiritual power suddenly stood up to keep all the bird droppings out.

However, these flying birds only stayed on top of Qin Jue's head for more than ten seconds before leaving, and immediately scattered all over Xuanyi Mountain. Wherever they passed along the way, bird droppings fell, which can be called a genuine dung-making machine. You don't need to think about it. It must be Bai Ye's tricks again.

Not long after, Xuanyi Mountain became chaotic again...

The young man sitting in the yard drinking tea just picked up his teacup when a lump of bird feces fell into the teacup with a "poof", which was extremely stinky.

On the other side, an elder was angrily looking for the whereabouts of the frog, when a bird dropping bomb suddenly fell from the sky, instantly turning him into a "shit man".

There was another disciple who finished his training, looked up to the sky and yawned, and then a few lumps of bird feces fell into his mouth accurately...

"Ah, who did it, I'm going to kill him!"

"My God, the flowers I planted..."

"My clothes!"

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