It’s Too Hard To Die Chapter 181: The perks of being ugly.

"Crack!" The old man slapped it, hitting the back of Jiang Shengling's head.

"Master, why are you beating me?" Jiang Shengling is very aggrieved, what I said is fine, what's the point of pretending to be forceful or not?

"Hit you? I want to beat you to death now." Lao Tzu blew his beard and stared, and was about to slap him with the whisk in his hand.

Look, is this a truth that people can realize? Originally, he thought that what his disciple had come to realize was some awesome truth, but he didn't expect it to be such a vulgar truth. You can really **** him off, even though he also thinks so, so if you pretend to be forceful, you have to pretend.

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Outside the banquet gate.

The strong men who were cursed by the two dogs were blocked by the guards.

"Why don't you let us in?" the strong men asked angrily.

"I'm sorry, letting you in will affect the mood of others." Several guards said, covering their noses, with obvious disgust in their eyes.

"What? Isn't it just a few farts? Haven't you ever farted in your life?" A strong man rolled up his sleeves, and now he wanted to hit someone.

"How many farts have you been doing? It's been a few hours in a row, and I haven't seen any interruptions. Are your butts made of iron? I'm afraid your butts will collapse. It’s broken, it’s a disease, and it needs to be cured.” A guard threw them far away with his spiritual power, and he still wanted to do it, and he didn’t even look at our identity. ?

Then a few miserable strong men sat beside the big tree at the entrance of the banquet, farting and thinking about life.

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Three meals are provided for free at the banquet, breakfast and lunch are normal, but also very good, because there is a dinner finale.

In fact, it was originally only a dinner party, but because the organizer has a lot of money, they added an extra breakfast and Chinese food.

Xiao Bai and the others wandered around the city again, and soon it was night.

"The banquet starts now, everyone is free to act as they please, but there should be no fighting."

After a while, someone used spiritual power to deliver the news, which caused a burst of cheers in the scene.

"Finally dinner." Xiao Bai said happily, the biggest drawback of prostitution is that it requires the consent of others for the meal time, which is far less convenient and quicker than eating on your own.

During the banquet, Xiao Bai and the others immediately attracted the attention of many people present.

"Giggle, which sect's disciples are these little brothers? Why are they so handsome." Just as Xiao Bai and the others were choosing their meals with their plates, a silver bell suddenly sounded beside them. laughter.

"It's the fairies of the Biluo Huanzong." Some sect disciples took a few steps back unconsciously when they heard the name.

"The people of Biluo Huanzong practice the way of harvesting yang and replenishing yin, and the practitioners with low cultivation base can't last for a few days. These people in front of them are obviously targeted by them, and their luck is really bad. Ah." A disciple whispered.

"Yeah, this is the first time I've felt the benefits of being ugly. At least people don't look down on me, so there won't be any problems in this regard." A disciple next to him touched his face, right I am very satisfied with my face.

"I'm just a casual cultivator." Xiao Bai looked at them and smiled. Of course, Xiao Bai heard the topics discussed by others. Madd, do you blame us for being so handsome?

When Xiao Bai was about to take Ergou and the others away from Jiacai, the female disciple headed by Biluo Huanzong blocked Xiao Bai's way.

"This little brother, can you accompany my sister to talk for a while?" Her arm was almost close to Xiao Bai's abdomen, but she didn't touch it. At that moment, she still used the unique secret of this sect' Charm' a class of exercises. The black-robed man lightly touched the saber on his waist with his right hand, and seemed to be ready to do it.

"Cough cough, don't move around, I can handle it." Xiao Bai said through a voice transmission, of course he noticed the subtle movements of his three disciples. To be honest, the characters of his three disciples are a bit unintelligible.

What happened in the past was nothing to do with you, why do you want to draw your sword now?

After hearing Xiao Bai's voice transmission, the black-robed man pulled his hand away, and silently watched Xiao Bai prepare for the next step.

"No, this fairy, I still have something to do, so I won't accompany you." Xiao Bai slowly walked away from the female disciple.

What kind of charm technique, Xiao Bai can't feel it anyway, after all, this kind of spiritual attack has no effect on him at all.

Seeing that her charm exercises didn't work, the female disciple was also interested. I didn't expect this to be a dedicated little boy.

She lightly moved her lotus steps and appeared in front of Xiao Bai again, turning her charm to the extreme, and her red lips lightly opened, "Little brother, is there anything else that is more important than me?"

"There are many." Xiao Bai nodded solemnly, isn't this nonsense? If I was really fine, would I still attend this banquet? Are you stupid.

Although it's really cool to prostitute, you don't have to spend money to eat, but you can't say it.

The female disciple was obviously choked. How could it be that my charm method didn't work? Impossible, could it be him?

The woman looked at Xiao Bai with eyes full of that.

"???I'm in good health, don't worry about it." Xiao Bai rolled his eyes at him, these people are thinking about things that are not suitable for children if they don't cultivate well.

"Can I ask you a question?" The female disciple was obviously not convinced.

"Ask." Xiao Bai said while chewing the meat from the table beside him.

"If I lose my cultivation base and fall into the water, what can you do for me with your current occupation?" The female disciple instantly changed her temperament, from the temptation just now to It was so pitiful that the other sect disciples present wanted to go up and love him.

"I'm a primary school student~IndoMTL.com~ I can write you an afterthought." Xiao Bai said lightly, without the slightest emotion, he even thought "What is this girl doing? Acting in a TV series. Why? How can the expression change so quickly."

"Pfft!" Some of the people present were already laughing out loud.

Some people shook their heads, sigh, let's observe ten minutes of silence for this dear friend's bold speech. They don't know if Xiao Bai is deliberately trying to harass this female disciple or what, but as long as they are entangled with them, there is almost nothing good. As a result, the key is to say such words, it will be even worse.

More saint sons from other sects joked, "The charm of Biluo Huanzong is only like this, and now even a loose cultivator can't solve it, hahahahahaha."

This holy son can laugh wildly, because his sect strength is almost the same as that of Biluo Huanzong, so he doesn't need to restrain his words at all.

The holy sons of other sects also laughed. After all, there are not many people who can make the disciples of Biluo Huanzong suffer.

Sure enough, the female disciple's face turned ashen after hearing Xiao Bai's words, obviously angry.