It’s Too Hard To Die Chapter 543: “Rainbow Fart”


On the performance stage, a raging fire was burning, but it was mixed with a different fire.

Since Zhao Yuan announced the start of the competition, the major alchemy masters have shown their prowess one after another, and have come up with their own best and most arrogant alchemy fires.

These rare Pill Fires naturally brought a great impact to the audience. After all, these Pill Fires are among the best in the overall ranking of Pill Fires.

However, what is most dazzling and eye-catching at this moment is not the Pill Fire that these masters are proud of, but the pile of ordinary fire in front of Xiao Bai.

Let's look at Xiao Bai.

I saw a stand standing in front of Xiao Bai, and the stand hung a dark cauldron. The cooking oil took up about one-third of the total space of the cauldron, and there was a pile of dry firewood arranged regularly under the cauldron. .

At this time, the firewood has also been ignited, and there seems to be a spark of fire on the firewood, which shows that the fire is very small.

This flickering little flame is neither a dan fire nor a fire formed by fire-type spiritual power, but the most common ordinary fire.

That is, a fire that is ignited by ordinary lighting.

Next to the stand is a table with many medicinal herbs from the competition floating on the table.

However, these herbs have lost their green vitality when they were just released, and they appear to be somewhat withered.

It seems that the aura and medicinal effects contained in it have been taken away.

There is also a larger jade bowl on the table, and inside the bowl is something that most people are very familiar with - fermented dough.

However, this dough is different from conventional dough, which is a collection of purified medicinal effects of countless high-grade medicinal materials.

There are also dozens of plates next to the jade bowl, all of which are filled with stuffing and skewers.

Among them, there are vegetarian, meat, and almost all kinds of flavors.

Xiao Bai, on the other hand, was wearing a black apron, holding a large spoon in his right hand, and stirring the jade bowl on his left with his left.

This shows that Xiao Bai is really busy right now.

And the viewers who were following Xiao Bai were really confused.

What the **** is going on here?

Isn't it alchemy? How did you get the pot out?

"Brother Qing, are you...?" Zhao Yuan was also confused, what kind of operation is this? Time is so tight, what do you mean by taking out a pot?

This is giving up treatment?

Also, what about your alchemy furnace and alchemy fire? There is no alchemy furnace and alchemy fire in alchemy. Do you practice alchemy with a hammer?

"Of course it's fried skewers, bah, alchemy." Xiao Bai hurriedly changed his tone and replied.

Halfway through, Xiao Bai realized that his answer was wrong.

"Emma, ​​I almost slipped my tongue just now." Xiao Bai whispered forcefully.

Everyone: You've leaked your tongue. . .

"Brother Qing, time is tight right now. I advise you to hurry up and make alchemy." Zhao Yuan coughed and reminded.

Because he is the referee of this game, there are some things he cannot say to the contestants, otherwise it will be unfair.

The words he said to Xiao Bai just now were the limit of what he could say as a referee.

The time is really tight right now, because the qualifications for this round are still very high.

Except for a big guy like Ouyang Chengze, it is somewhat difficult for everyone else to meet the promotion conditions for this round.

And Xiao Bai's alchemy ability is a mystery, no one knows what rank Xiao Bai's alchemy master is in, so Zhao Yuan thinks it's better to remind Xiao Bai.

"Well, okay, I'll start practicing now."

Xiao Bai's answer came from Zhao Yuan's ear.

Zhao Yuan nodded in satisfaction after hearing this. It seems that Brother Qing also has a sense of crisis.

"Hey! Boo~~!"

Then came a strange voice.

Zhao Yuan heard the sound and looked around, only to see Xiao Bai kneading the white dough with his forehand and carefully throwing it into the frying pan.

Everyone: We agreed to make alchemy well. . .

At this time, seeing that Master Xiao was busy, Ergou also jumped down from the VIP seat.

"Optimus Prime, I'm here to help you make alchemy!" Ergou shouted happily while running wildly.

How could such a good thing be without his two dogs.

As the saying goes, share the blessings and share the burdens. Xiao Bai was tortured by the competition in front of him. As Xiao Bai's best brother, how could Ergou endure Xiao Bai's suffering alone?

The corners of everyone's mouth twitched. Which eye did you see when he was tortured?

The really miserable one is hanging in the sky and being struck by lightning, and the other is feeling the power of the frying pan.

Unfortunately, Ergou's "good intentions" did not usher in Xiao Bai's good news.

"I'm going, don't come here! It's a match now! Don't you want me to disqualify me by coming to help out?" Xiao Bai said anxiously.

Most of his current ingredients rely on the medicinal materials distributed by the free prostitution competition, if he is disqualified from the competition.

Xiao Bai didn't know who to cry to.

Sure enough, after hearing Xiao Bai's shouting, Ergou immediately applied a 360-degree slew to the brakes.

"What's the matter?" Ergou asked.

There are so many delicious delicacies in front of you that you can only watch but not eat them. What a bummer.

Thinking about it, Ergou's saliva, cough, and tears were left behind.

"I'll send it to you with my spiritual power later. Just sit there and wait." Xiao Bai patted his chest and said proudly.

Looking at it this way, it does have the meaning of being a chef.

"Sect Master is awesome, Sect Master 666!" Ergou vigorously applauded Xiao Bai.

Don't say anything else at this time, just praise Xiao Bai to death.

After all, whoever is in charge of the kitchen is the eldest brother.

The big brother is so happy that they have delicious food to eat.

After Ergou~IndoMTL.com~ Si Feihan and the others also met one after another, and you praised Xiao Bai back and forth.

From "Rainbow Farts"

Hearing Ergou and the others' praise, Xiao Bai couldn't help but akimbo, showing a bit of pride on his face.

At this time, it was the youngest monk's turn to praise Xiao Bai.

"Master is worthy of being a model for our brothers and sisters. Not only can he pass on martial arts, teach him how to be a man, he can lead by example, but he can also play in the kitchen.

On the fact that I have an omnipotent master. "The little monk held his head high, sat upright, and said excitedly.

Every word, every emotion, every action reveals the respect, admiration and yearning for Xiao Bai.

Everyone couldn't help but sigh, "Oh, what a good disciple."

At this time, the little monk quickly added, "Master, leave the trouble to us, and leave the fried **** for you to enjoy."

The smile on Xiao Bai's face, who was still a little moved, froze instantly.

"Goudan, what do you mean? But you don't like being a teacher and your cooking skills are not good?" Xiao Baipi asked with a smile.

"No, no, that's not what the disciple means. What the disciple means is that this kind of good thing that contains the energy of heaven and earth should be enjoyed by the most honorable and virtuous people.

We'd better eat ordinary fried skewers. "The little monk said in a cold sweat.

It's not that he doesn't believe in the cooking skills of his master, but he doesn't believe it very much.


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