It’s Too Hard To Die Chapter 604: I hope someone has an accident
Looking at the brothers Nangong Yunmo who were trying to lift Duan Wuluo out of the coffin in front of him, Xiao Bai suddenly became angry.
These stinkins are really brothers and sisters. They are always thinking about the coffin, as if it will be wasted if no one uses it.
"Master, apart from this coffin, there seems to be no place to lie down." Nangong Yunmo said.
Without waiting for Xiao Bai's answer, the monk who was still suffering from Xiao Bai's ear-twisting punishment took the lead and suggested, "Master, why don't you... let the senior brother lie in the coffin?"
"Buzz!"
Xiao Bai's strength in twisting the monk's ears increased a little in an instant, and a cross blue vein stretched on his forehead in an instant.
"Coffins and coffins! It's all coffins. Do you like coffins? If so, I'll send you in to experience the experience now." Xiao Bai twisted the monk's ears and said with a grim smile.
"Hey! It's wrong! I'm wrong Master!" The monk screamed in pain, struggling with his teeth and claws.
If Duan Wuluo could see this scene, he would definitely:
【Hope someone has an accident】
【People are bound to have an accident】
【I hope the person is gone】
【This is outrageous if nothing happens】
[When someone dies, don't die next to the coffin I'm lying on, otherwise it won't be easy to come out when I'm out of the coffin later]
"What are you guys still doing, hurry up and take Wu Luo out of the coffin." Xiao Bai shouted at Nangong Yunmo and his brothers.
"Master... It seems that you don't need to carry it..." Nangong Yunmo pointed at the coffin in front of him and said intermittently.
"Ah?" Xiao Bai was puzzled for a while, and dragged the monk's ear, along with his ear, to Nangong Yunmo's side.
"Yun Mo, what do you mean by that?" Xiao Bai asked.
"Master... Junior and younger brother seem to have woken up..." Nangong Yunmo pointed to the inside of the coffin and said.
"Really? Then why doesn't Wuluo talk?" Xiao Bai asked curiously.
Immediately afterwards, Xiao Bai walked quickly to the side of the coffin, poked his head, and checked the inside of the coffin.
Just as everyone was waiting for Xiao Bai to explain the results of the investigation, Xiao Bai suddenly said quietly.
"Farewell, the material of this coffin is really good."
When everyone heard the words, they couldn't help but collapse instantly, with black lines hanging on their foreheads.
They finally understood why Nangong Yunmo and the others were so skinny. It turned out to be because of such a master.
Everyone was waiting for the news with anticipation, but after such a long time, you suddenly made such a sentence.
Who knows, what makes them speechless.
The monk even replied solemnly, "That's right, Master, don't look at who collected the fine wood.
It's not that I'm bragging with you, no one knows more about coffins than I do in the entire Dongli Continent.
After all, I am the man who made up countless death scenes in my brain. For each death scene, I designed a separate coffin.
Therefore, it is because of so many experiments and long-term accumulation that I have grown into a coffin expert!
No one knows coffins better than me! "
When the monk said these words, he had always raised his chest and raised his head proudly in the world, like a coffin maker who was alone and seeking defeat.
People: ? ? ? Is this something to be proud of?
Who knows, but Xiao Bai praised, "That's not bad, dog, you are quite gifted with coffins.
Work hard, in the future, we will entrust you with the one-stop service from our sect to the enemy to raise his ashes.
After all, in our sect, you are the most stubborn one. It is most appropriate to leave this kind of aftermath to you. "
"Master, we call this 'steady', not 'gou'." The monk corrected.
Can you be called Gou if you are afraid of death and cause and effect? This is called being mature and stable, and not giving the enemy a chance to match.
"Well, I know from the teacher, this is called 'steady'." Xiao Bai nodded in response.
Everyone: Although I don't know what this "one-stop service" is...but...it sounds like it's not a good job...
"As for the wood material..." Xiao Bai's voice sounded again.
After the appointment of authority, it is a question of funding.
"Master, with regard to wood, you can rest assured. The disciple has a lot of good wood, and there is no need for the sect's financial subsidy." The monk patted his chest and assured.
"Well, as expected of my disciple, it really makes me feel relieved. I always carry the wood used to make the coffin with me." Xiao Bai nodded with satisfaction and praised without hesitation.
Everyone: This. . . Is this laudable?
What do warriors of my generation who have stepped into the path of cultivation carry the wood for making coffins with them?
Are you prepared to make a temporary home for yourself when you feel like you're dying and you're in unavoidable danger?
Monk: You are so smart! You can guess it right! Simply confidant!
At this moment, the monk's voice suddenly sounded again.
"However, Master, you don't have to worry."
Xiao Bai looked confused:? ? ? What am I worried about?
"Relax, Master, you don't have to worry about your coffin after your death.
It's impossible for something like you to die without a coffin.
Because your wood is carefully selected by the disciples, it is the best of the best.
When you die, the disciples will personally create a unique, high-profile, luxurious, high-quality coffin for you! "The monk held his head high and said impassively.
Where can I find a filial apprentice like him?
In front of the monk, the brothers Nangong Yunmo kept winking wildly at the monk, implying that he glanced at Xiao Bai behind him.
Nangong Yunmo's brother Ji Rao's hint, the monk naturally saw it.
However, he obviously misunderstood the meaning of Nangong Yunmo's eyes.
"You don't have to worry about the brothers, I have already prepared your coffins for you.
The wood used in your coffins is of a lower grade than Master's, but it is still of the highest quality.
So, the coffin is ready, and it's almost time for you to die. "The monk patted his chest and assured.
Alas, there are few in the world like him who is so understanding.
However, the monk at this time did not realize the seriousness of the problem.
…………
After a while, the monk, who was wondering why his master and senior brother were silent, was just about to ask aloud.
Suddenly, a sharp pain came from his buttocks.
Then, his whole body flew upside down.
Just before the monk could figure out what was going on, a large hand suddenly pulled him back from the flight track.
When I opened my eyes, it turned out that it was the senior brother who 'catching' him.
"Thank you for your help..."
Before this sentence was over, three smiling faces suddenly appeared in his field of vision as Zheng
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"Hi... three brothers?"
The monk greeted with some lack of confidence.
"Hey, junior brother, come, our senior brothers haven't sat and chatted together for a long time, let's chat now." Nangong Yunmo took the lead and laughed.
The other two have the same expression.
"Can I refuse?" the monk asked weakly.
"What about you?" Nangong Yunmo, Zhang Shige and Brother Wang Hao laughed in unison.
Then the monk was forcibly dragged away by the three brothers Nangong Yunmo.
At the same time, an extremely weak voice came from the coffin, "I hope something happens to someone."
It's so hard to die