Joker Game (Fei Gua) Chapter 30: Daily life
Room 603, 6th Floor, Apartment 221 Shell Street.
An aunt was blocking the door, holding a small notebook in her hand, and was chatting to Chen Xiao who was inside the door.
This aunt can be described very aptly in four words.
"Fat and fat!"
She always likes to wear girly clothes, like now, she has a slim beige coat with sleeves and shoulders propped up in the middle of winter, her huge **** and the fat around her waist form an amazing tight gully , If you clip that small notebook, you won’t be able to pull it out. And the tight jeans on her lower body also covered her soft and huge **** very conspicuously. Chen Xiao stared at the few thread ends that were precariously stretched on the trouser line, not daring to breathe, for fear that the aunt would straighten her body if she exerted all her strength. The pants are all torn...
Oh, by the way, she also wears pale pink lipstick and eye shadow, how should I put it... um... kind of spooky.
"Six months, 8,000, pay 15,000 for 12 months at a time!" The aunt said with a smile on her face. Chen Xiao was glad that she didn't wear false eyelashes, otherwise she must have been covered by this thick pair of eyelashes. The eyelids were squeezed out, how embarrassing the scene must have been.
"Uh... I'll pay it for half a year!" Chen Xiao was holding the handle of the door with one hand, and the other hand was behind his back, and he said cautiously.
Seeing this, you should have thought of it!
Well, yes, you guessed it right, the female writer named "Qiu Mujin" didn't pay the rent at all, and she even made an agreement with the landlord aunt nearly a week in advance that there will be a writer named "Chen Xiao" today. The young man gave her the rent.
Well, yes, you guessed it right again, after Chen Xiao walked out of the "No. 15 Abnormal Biology Research Area", the taxi that carried him was designed. He was pulled near this block, which was also designed, including the "D-class abnormality" that happened to appear, the "No. 603" room that the female writer rented a week in advance, and she happened to appear in the downstairs cafe , all of which are designed.
Well, it's not bad, but you've guessed it right again. In fact, all of this was arranged for Chen Xiao to come to this room and meet the little sister who called herself "Angel"! ! ! !
Uh... uh, everyone already knows the rest, of course, after Chen Xiao saw the piece of paper Qiu Mujin pasted on the wall, he understood it instantly.
He definitely hasn't figured out the specific reasons for this, but don't worry, the truth will always surface!
Now, what he is depressed about is: "Didn't you agree that this room is for me? Even I have to pay the rent myself, so this is considered a gift?"
Seeing the depression on Chen Xiao's expression, the aunt thought that he had some opinions on the rent, so she immediately put on a smile that was even brighter than before.
"Ah, young man, don't hesitate, this price is half cheaper than other rooms. Look at this location, this decoration, this floor, and look at the housing prices over the years. This is what my sister sees." You are honest, so I rented it to you, otherwise it would be so cheap if you change places...Wow, wow..."
As she said these words, she gently waved her thick hands and slightly raised her orchid fingers.
Listening to Auntie's words, Chen Xiao tried very hard to put on a smiling face, thinking: "Sister? Are you talking about yourself again? Clothes can't hide your real age, Auntie! And it's clearly because you are haunted here. I have to rent at this price, how can I say that I seem to have picked up a bargain, most importantly, how do you see that I am honest, do you even have a conscience for the rent?"
Chen Xiao roared in his heart.
The aunt continued talking, as if she was reciting a stand-up comedy that she had practiced countless times. There is no hesitation in the link between words.
"See if you are single. There is a cafe downstairs. There are many girls in their 20s there after work. Or are you not single? That's even better. The young couple go to the cafe and chat. , have a drink, enhance your relationship, how good it is, seeing that you are skinny, you need to exercise more, there is a gym in the next block, you can go and have a look, there is a bus station nearby, there is a subway, it is very convenient to travel, There are supermarkets, restaurants... wow wow wow..."
The aunt continued talking non-stop, showing no intention of leaving.
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Chen Xiao still tried his best to maintain a smile, holding the folding fruit knife tightly with his hands behind his back.
"Or else I'll poke it! I can't help it!" Chen Xiao thought, "Look at this oily face, will the fat come out after stabbing it~"
"Uh...sister...sister!" Chen Xiao gritted his teeth and choked out the title: "I paid it for a year."
When the aunt heard this, she was taken aback for a moment, thinking that her persuasion had worked, she immediately smiled.
"Look at my brother, I know you are a smart person. You can guarantee that you will not lose money in this business. This year you have water bills... and electricity bills. Young people don't know how to live. Do the math. In fact, it’s a lot of money...Wow, wow..." The aunt kept talking, dancing, her fat and thin pair touched Chen Xiao's body twice from time to time.
Chen Xiao smiled stiffly.
"Sister... I have something to do, I'm in a hurry, I think your rent is still short of several houses confiscating it, why don't you go and do it first!"
When the aunt heard it, she showed a sly smile.
"Hey...what are you doing at home this big weekend??" She raised her eyebrows and pointed at Chen Xiao, the corners of her mouth curled up evilly. "Sister Huolizhuang, a young man, can understand, but you have to be restrained. You look at the good time in broad daylight, how bad it is to waste on such things. How about my sister introduce you to some girls in our community? Old Li's house... wow wow wow..."
Chen Xiaoshi's heart is gone.
"Hey, your goal has been achieved, why don't you leave? And why do you think so filthy? And why do you always touch me? Didn't you see that I look so fierce Is it right? Do I have to yell at you to get the **** out?" Chen Xiao growled in his heart: "No way! This person must be a veteran of crossroads cursing. I **** her off. What should I do if a group of sisters come to crusade against me? At that time, life will really not stop! What about knocking out? Then it will be even more difficult to wake up!"
Thinking of this, Chen Xiao held the folding knife behind his back and rang "Karga"!
"Hold on, don't be impulsive. Although there is no camera here, it is impossible for no one to know that she came to collect the rent. If I poke it now, I will definitely be the first suspect. He hasn't received my small book for the rent yet, and he has absolute confidence to prove that she has never been to the 6th floor, but the corpses and bloodstains are difficult to deal with, and he is not familiar with the environment here, and sulfur and oxalic acid are difficult to get. Then you can only use soapy water and add a lot of potassium iodide. Judging from this body size, you need at least 5 buckets away. Including brushes, rags, watering cans and leather boots and other things, it will definitely attract attention, and even if the blood can be cleaned, Afterwards, the method of eliminating the corpse is also very difficult. As far as the current situation is concerned, it can only be boiled in boiling water and brought out in batches. The **** smell can be neutralized with scale powder and nicotinic acid. I can hide it from the past, but with this body type, only 24 hours is not enough to file a case, and the fat is too easy to block the sewer. The sudden heavy use of gas and water meters is simply telling everyone, I will kill the corpse again... .”
Chen Xiao was just thinking wildly...
Hmm... well, I admit that this is just a trick. In fact, Chen Xiao just showed his trademark disgusting smile at the aunt, and the other party frowned and left directly. When he left, he didn't forget to say: "Crazy~~!"
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Chen Xiao closed the door, and fell down on the bed carelessly.
It was a Sunday, the eyes were bright and the temperature was right, two days had just passed since I left that "cabin", but even in these two days, Chen Xiao was already quite bored.
That night, after he found that his task had already displayed the green "task completed", he opened the "personal information"
Discovery has become:
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Name: Chen Xiao
Position: K City (No. 15 Abnormal Biology Research Area) field team member
Grade: D
Previous task: D-level 1 item
Honor: None
Bonus: 25
Ability Overview: "Details"
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And Chen Xiao looked through all the items in the D-level exchange area, and found that there was nothing worth exchanging except for some painkillers and bullets. So he decided to save first based on the principle that a penny is money.
Afterwards, it was really idle and boring~IndoMTL.com~ Chen Xiao imagined the relationship between the little sister who called himself "Angel" and Qiu Mujin, the taxi driver and others.
Obviously, this is a group of people who are trying their best to help the "Angel" sister. There should be a lot of people, and they are organized and disciplined. Some of them even have connections with the "Order Foundation".
A believer? use? control? cooperate?
These questions simply cannot be answered without any basis.
In short, they should have chosen themselves. As for why, it is still unknown.
Forget it, just thinking about these unanswered questions is boring enough, so next, on the second day after leaving the "cabin", Chen Xiao began to look through the "Order Fund" on his phone that he hadn't had time to read. meeting" information.
However, with his unconventional reading method of reading ten lines at a glance, jumping in the middle, attaching interspersed inferences, inferring brain supplements, these materials with only the lowest reading authority are not enough to read at all.
Unfortunately, the D-level mission area is empty, and there is no one who can pick it up.
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So, after the landlord aunt was sent away, the current situation appeared.
Chen Xiao lay on the bed tossing and turning, bored, scratching his heart and liver, and had nothing to do!
"Give me a task!" Chen Xiao shouted, picking up the phone again!
Therefore, the plot in the novel is good, and whenever the ordinary daily routine becomes boring, a new plot will appear.
Sure enough, with a "ding", a new task appeared in the "D-level task area".
Chen Xiao sat up with a "chuckle" and clicked to accept without thinking.
"Hehehe~" He laughed nervously, and clicked on the mission introduction!
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