Joker Game (Fei Gua) Chapter 5: I look like this! ! !

If there are books, it will be long, but if there are no books, it will be short. In a blink of an eye, it was dusk. The prison van also came to another remote suburb.

"It's here, come down!" the guard next to Chen Xiao shouted, and pushed open the door of the carriage.

Chen Xiao and the strong man got off the prison car, not far away was a building similar to a teaching building. On the third floor, the white ash layer on the wall has more or less fallen off, exposing the cement brick wall. In front of the building is a small yard with swings, seesaws, and a small football goal.

Elementary school? No, it's too remote, it's an orphanage! Chen Xiao thought.

At this moment, there are many people outside the orphanage, roughly around 20 people. Most of them wore white coats, and there were a few in black suits and some guards.

These people are all busy around several machines similar to large computers.

In an instant, Chen Xiao knew what was going to happen, and then put on a pair of dead fish eyes, and yelled weakly in his heart: "Ah... Judging by this **** nature, it really came to be a pawn. Little white mouse"

"What are you doing, trash! Go over there!" The guard behind him said viciously, and hit Chen Xiao hard with the barrel of his gun.

"Damn it, I'm going to slap you in the face!!" Chen Xiao was upset for a while.

So, the two of them were pointed at guns and walked into the crowd, and those people didn't seem to care about them at all. head thing.

At this time, a thin old man walked over, wearing a white coat and glasses, he looked like a very wise type. Although his waist was straight and there were not many wrinkles, he looked very young, but Chen Xiao knew , he is at least 50 years old.

"Oh~ it's finally here, let's start quickly!" He said as if carrying a heavy weight. "Call those two people over!"

"Sure enough, there are others..." Chen Xiao thought

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After a while, there were two more people beside Chen Xiao and the big man, both men, one with eyes, under 30 years old, with long hair, and looked very thin. The other is a very ordinary uncle, about 40 years old, slightly fat, and looks like he is always smiling, but Chen Xiao knows that he is the kind of pervert who laughs strangely when killing people.

At this time, the man in the white coat said: "Hi everyone, you can call me Mr. Zou, of course, that is not my real name"

He shrugged his shoulders and continued.

"...you standing here means that you are all death row prisoners, life imprisonment, or some other scum, I don't care about these, long story short, from now on, you have two options, 1. Listen to me, you will be reborn for a second time after this is over, you should have known that when you signed the contract, right? Second, if you are not obedient, you will be executed immediately!" After finishing speaking, he pointed with his chin A guard next to him, and that guard also slammed the bolt of the shotgun knowingly, aiming at the ground with a "bang" shot.

The dust was thrown high, but except for the thin man with glasses who trembled in fright, the rest of the people didn't seem to have much reaction, at most they just frowned.

Mr. Zou nodded, looking very satisfied, and then continued: "Next, everyone will wear headphones, and then enter the building in front of you, and all you need to do is tell me everything you see through the headphones ..." Speaking of which, he glanced at Chen Xiao and frowned: "Hey! Dude, take off this kid's mask! It looks really awkward."

Immediately, the guard came behind Chen Xiao, "呲啦" took out a dagger, and cut off the lettering on his mask.

"Well, the weapons you are equipped with are quite complete!" Chen Xiao thought, and moved his mouth by the way.

This time, the expressions of all the people present froze slightly.

"Uh...it seems even more awkward." Mr. Zou said.

After that, he looked over the shoulders of everyone, looked to the back, and beckoned to someone: "Hey, put the earphones on them!"

After a while, a person came over with a bunch of earphones and put them on for all four of them.

Chen Xiao glanced at the earphones, which were obviously remodeled, he thought, "These earphones may contain bombs or something."

"Okay, now I want to explain, in order to prevent you from doing some stupid actions after entering the building, this earphone has been embedded with a miniature bomb." Mr. Zou said immediately.

Chen Xiao's expression was paralyzed: "Yeah, I'm so **** smart."

"Of course, as long as you follow the instructions and don't act too outrageously, then this is just an ordinary headset."

As soon as he finished speaking, Mr. Zou shouted again, pulling his neck. "Hey, someone come here again, open the iron chains of these people, and start working soon!"

At this time, the man wearing glasses asked: "I know I shouldn't ask too much, but I want to know what's wrong with this orphanage, why did we go in? This may help the action in a while!" "

Mr. Zou's face darkened, and he said lightly: "Boy, don't play tricks. You don't need to know anything. You just need to go in and tell me what you see. You know!"

The man with glasses lowered his head and said, "Okay, I understand!"

"Well, very good, you can introduce yourself to each other, we will start in about 10 minutes." Mr. Zou said.

At this time, the restraints of the four of them were also untied, and everyone involuntarily twisted their stiff muscles. The big tattooed man even shook his neck, making a "creaking" sound.

The smiling man leaned over, he stretched out his hand friendly, and said to Chen Xiao: "Hi, my name is Jia Renliang..."

Chen Xiao knew that this was a very scheming person, otherwise he wouldn't have come here at this time.

Because at the moment Chen Xiao is doing a series of very strange behaviors. For example, he is frantically touching his face...

The hair is a bit long, the hairline is high, the forehead is wide, the eyebrows are curved, the eyes are slender, the nose is a bit long, and very pointed, I'm going, why is the mouth so big! ! Chen Xiao grinned to both sides, no! The corner of the mouth seems to be cut open, what's going on? Have you committed self-harm? The chin is very pointed. The whole face was long and thin.

"No, I have to see what I look like!" Chen Xiao thought, and had a faint feeling that he couldn't restrain himself.

At this moment, he looked at the person in front of him who was still stretching out his hand to express his friendliness... His name was Jia Renliang, right?

"Hey, brother, you have to do me a favor." Chen Xiao said to him.

Jia Renliang wanted to frown. This expression was concealed so hard to detect, but Chen Xiao could still see it. He still pretended to be very polite and said, "Oh? I don't know what it is?"

Chen Xiao cracked his mouth and smiled, and then deliberately amplified his voice and said: "Jia Renliang, about 45 years old, has some old injuries on his face. There are some on the eye sockets, corners of the mouth, and neck. He must be very old at that time. Small, with repeated bruises on the injured part, which will gradually become elongated with the growth of the body but not completely faded. Childhood domestic violence? There is a lot of fat on the cheeks, lower abdomen and thighs, and the limbs are thinner. Sitting for a long time, you gain weight the day after tomorrow. It should be due to overeating due to anxiety before the age of 30. The muscles in the shoulders are stiff, not hunched, but the head and neck always lean forward, the hotel waiter? No, it should be because the steering wheel is always needed? The back waist is very curved, and when standing The right foot is stretched out, and the left ankle is turned slightly, um, the left foot needs to step on the clutch and brake, it seems that I guessed it right."

When he yelled like this, he attracted the attention of the people around him. Mr. Zou was thoughtful at first, and then quietly motioned to the people around him to bring over the files of Jia Renliang and Chen Xiao.

At this time, Chen Xiao continued to say, "The skin on the thumb and the tiger's mouth is a little darker, and there are two long scars side by side on the outside of the palm of the right hand, which should be left by continuous friction in a short period of time. More than 5 years, is it hemp rope? Part-time job at the construction site? No, this figure is impossible. Since he is a death row prisoner, he should first consider kidnapping someone! If you commit the crime alone, you don’t have much strength, well, it must be the little loli, and the rope always scratches your hand when you struggle later. Well, judging from the scars, you have been scratched at least six or seven times. Brother, how much have you imprisoned? Well, so to speak, the skin is very delicate, fair, and there is no beard... Could it be that I was not careful when I was beaten when I was young...? ? ? ? "

(This kind of smelly and long paragraph will not appear in the future, really.......The eyes are wandering.)

"Enough!!" Jia Renliang roared, trembling slightly with excitement, his eyes seemed to kill Chen Xiao.

Chen Xiao shrugged, disapproving, but turned his head to Mr. Zou, and Mr. Zou also looked away from the file in his hand, frowning at Chen Xiao.

"What are you doing... showing off?" he said, before realizing: "Oh, well, that's a really good way to show capital quickly... um... ..."

He thought for a while: "So we hope that you will observe as carefully as possible after entering the building."

Chen Xiao nodded.

"So what do you want? Tell me quickly, the time is coming! Do you want to call your lover, I will not agree, and you don't look like you have a lover!" Mr. Zou asked lightly.

Chen Xiao was depressed for a while, thinking: "Are you making fun of me?"

The series of actions just now is undoubtedly Chen Xiao wanting to tell this Mr. Zou quickly that he is of some use in this mission, and Mr. Zou also quickly understood that although this kind of display is fast and effective, it is very difficult. Offending people, so he must have something urgent to do.

Of course, his observation ability is indeed not bad, maybe it will be useful in a while, but he can only make a small request. And this person named Chen Xiao should also understand this.

"I want a mirror!!" Chen Xiao said.

Everyone was taken aback...

"Huh??" Mr. Zou heard it clearly, but still put on an expression of "What are you talking about?"

Chen Xiao repeated: "I want a mirror!! Oh, yes, I want to slap him in the mouth!" He said, pointing to the guard who brought him.

The anger all around is a bit embarrassing, what is going on here!

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After a while, a staff member handed a small mirror to Mr. Zou, and Mr. Zou handed it to Chen Xiao with some puzzlement, and then said: "A mirror is fine, but you can't fight a guard!"

Chen Xiao didn't say a word, and grabbed the mirror...

After five chapters, he finally saw his own face.

The skin is pale and dry. The hairline is indeed a little high, making the whole face look sharper and thinner, the nose is also very pointed, the bridge of the nose is a bit too high, and the mouth...is separated by a knife along the corner of the mouth, two eye-catching lines Scars, like laughing.

After Chen Xiao saw this not only ugly, but even disgusting face, for some reason, he felt a little uncontrollable and wanted to laugh. "Hey hey hey! Yeah, laughing! Laughing.!!!" He began to let out a small, sharp laugh. At this time, he noticed his own eyes in the mirror, they were a pair of ugly eyes, sunken, slender, with small pupils, what seemed to be hidden inside?

...

...is it crazy?

For a moment, it seemed that a terrible thing broke through the shackles, and poured into Chen Xiao's mind without mercy. Terrible, fearful, weird, incomprehensible, and extremely chaotic.

"Uh..." Chen Xiao's brain exploded, and he couldn't help but yelled softly, then opened his eyes slightly...

In an instant, everything rushed into his sight, the oil stains at the corner of his mouth, the dust on his collar, the broken branches, the thin clouds, every person, every hair, every grass, every car , every beam of light, every gust of wind.

He knew about the breakfast of these people, about the bar he went to last year, about their parents' first date, about the tree roots deep in the soil under their feet, about the car accident in the urban area, and about the distant alpine cascade. The cold snap coming down, I know I'm pretty...crazy now!

"Hahahahahaha!" Chen Xiao began to laugh wildly while clutching his stomach, the laughter was extremely piercing, every sound seemed to be exhausted from laughing.

This smile startled the people around, and even a guard trembled from fright, so he raised his gun and aimed at Chen Xiao.

People think: "What's the matter with this man, is he out of his mind? Why is his smile so ugly?"

Chen Xiao was still smiling, "I really want to do something." He suddenly thought. "Oh, yes, I want to slap that guard's mouth."

He raised his head suddenly, startling Mr. Zou!

"Let me slap him in the mouth." Chen Xiao said with a grin.

"No!" Mr. Zou replied without thinking, "Don't play tricks, take back that disgusting smile of yours, or I'll shoot you!"

Chen Xiao didn't care at all, and seemed to hear something funny, he smiled even more happily: "Okay, just let me hit him once, and you will shoot and smash me to pieces! Fair! Hahahaha"

At this moment, Mr. Zou seems to have no idea what to do. The observation ability shown by this person just now is indeed very good, but now he seems a little nervous. He frowned and said, "Impossible. According to regulations, the guard's helmet can't be taken off at this time. Give up."

He didn't want to spend any more time with this guy, the time was running out, and he had to let them enter that orphanage quickly. Thinking of this, Mr. Zou glanced at Chen Xiao and thought: "This guy feels weird, and if he feels something is wrong, he will directly activate the bomb!"

Unexpectedly, at this moment, Chen Xiao spoke again!

"It's okay, I can hit him through the helmet!" Chen Xiao said.

"Ah???" Mr. Zou looked dazed again, and he hasn't shown this expression for a long time~IndoMTL.com~ Okay. From now on, I will do what you say and be a good baby. "Chen Xiao made a begging expression, and said pitifully.

Mr. Zou was a little speechless. He turned his head and glanced at the guard he pointed to. Although he couldn't see his expression, he could feel that he was also in a daze at the moment.

"It's really sick, well, although I can't understand your strange hobby, but you have to hurry up! We don't have time to mess around with you." Mr. Zou said helplessly, and pointed to his ear, reminding He detonated the bomb as long as he played tricks, and gave the guard a "you're kidding" look.

Chen Xiao doesn't care about that, his mind is in a mess now, he just wants to hit that guard crazily, as if this is the only way to calm his madness.

So at this moment he was very happy, excitedly ran to the guard, raised his hand, and fiercely slapped the riot helmet, causing a gust of wind.

"I'll let you be glass!" Chen Xiao shouted. After that, with a "bang", the palm of the flesh and blood slammed heavily on the bulletproof helmet. Everyone could feel the pain as hell.

"Let you call me a waste!" Immediately afterwards, another click.

"Let you hit me with a gun!" The sound of palms hitting the helmet became louder, and everyone showed a little unbearable expression. This is masochistic.

Chen Xiao is very trustworthy, he is really a fan, bang bang, and he tortured himself for a minute. Finally stopped, and then holding his right hand that was swollen like a steamed bun, he made a sound of "hehe", not knowing whether to cry or laugh.

But at this moment, the madness in his heart seemed to gradually disappear.

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"Okay, let's get to work quickly when you've had enough trouble." Mr. Zou said.