Judge of the Song Dynasty Chapter 282: It’s all routine
Chapter 282 is full of routines
"Line up! Line up! Household registration and a handling fee of 30 Wen are ready for me, and 50 cars will be bought at a time."
In front of the school gate, Tao Yonghan raised his neck and shouted loudly.
"Is there still a handling fee?"
"Are you talking nonsense, deputy, deputy commander?"
Tao Yonghan looked back and saw that it was Cao Ping. He was so frightened that he almost collapsed, and hurriedly said: "Damn the villain, **** the villain, I don't know if he is the deputy commander."
"That's it!"
Cao Ping waved his hand and asked in a low voice, "Did Zhang San invite this person?"
Tao Yonghan hurriedly said: "Probably not, it's not easy to invite so many people."
Cao commented: "That is to say, Zhang San didn't send the patrol to find someone to line up here?"
"No!"
Tao Yonghan shook his head and said, "This villain can guarantee it."
Cao Ping wondered: "This is really strange. I scolded so fiercely before, why did I rush to get the license plate."
Tao Yonghan shook his head and said, "I don't know, the villain slept here last night, and got up in the middle of the night, and there is already a long line here."
What trick did that brat use? Cao Ping was at a loss, and said again: "That's right! You still charge a handling fee of 30 Wen?"
Tao Yonghan hurriedly said: "Deputy Marshal, we didn't earn a single penny for the thirty cents."
Cao Ping was taken aback, "How do you say that?"
Tao Yonghan said: "It's all made by those craftsmen. Zhang San recruited dozens of carpenters. They are responsible for engraving the license plate number on the carriage, oh, and there are also clerks who write the license plate number on the saddle. .”
Cao Ping frowned, "Our infantry has plenty of artisans, we can ask them to help, so why spend the money."
Tao Yonghan said in a low voice: "That's what the villain said to Zhang San at the time, but Zhang San said that it's all small money, and a good number plate is big money."
Cao commented: "What beautiful license plate?"
"For example, four twos, one two three four, these are all pretty numbers."
Tao Yonghan said: "It is said that these beautiful license plates have to be bought, and the one with the highest price will get it."
"Gorgeous." Cao Ping hummed: "A fool would still spend money on this thing."
Tao Yonghan said: "It seems that the yamen bought several yuan."
The corners of Cao Ping's mouth twitched a few times, and he asked sullenly, "Is Zhang San here?"
Tao Yonghan hurriedly said: "Here we come! We are at the school yard on the other side of the river with Ya Nei and the others."
Cao Ping frowned, "Is the license plate on there too?"
"No."
Tao Yonghan shook his head and said, "I don't even know what they are doing."
"Hey! Brother, what are you doing, waiting in such a long line."
But I saw a middle-aged man with a disheveled head and a black face, asking an old man driving a donkey cart.
The old man said: "Don't you know, license plates are going to be issued today, and we are waiting here for the license plates."
The middle-aged man was surprised and said: "License plate? But I heard that everyone is opposed to this, and they can't claim it. Don't you know?"
The old man exclaimed, "What's the use of shouting? People have started to issue it. It must be the license plate. If we don't get it, if we really don't have a license plate, we won't be allowed to go on the street. Then we are Even the livelihood is gone."
A little brother behind said: "Uncle, don't complain, maybe it will be beneficial in the future."
The middle-aged man asked: "Brother, where did you start talking?"
The little brother said: "Didn't the newspapers say that the license plate may be restricted in the future, then we will have a license plate, and we will be popular."
The middle-aged man hehe said: "Do you believe this too?"
The little brother said: "Why don't you believe it? The city is so big. There are so many carriages and horses that people can't walk. Just wait, it won't be long before it will be restricted."
The old man hehe said: "Brother, if it is true as you said, then it will be great. We have a license plate, so we can only pull the goods."
The little brother smiled and said: "If it weren't for this, would we be able to queue up so early?"
The middle-aged man stroked his beard and remained silent.
"Teacher."
At this time, a young man came over.
The middle-aged man nodded slightly, and then walked towards the river with the young man.
This middle-aged man is Wang Anshi.
And that young man is Lu Huiqing.
Lu Huiqing wondered: "Men, everyone is obviously opposed to this matter, why are there so many people queuing up to get their cards?"
Wang Anshi pointed to the line, "Look, there are some people in line."
Lu Huiqing didn't even look at it, and said: "I observed it when I came here, and they are all ordinary people or businessmen."
Wang Anshi nodded and said: "Yes! But there is no official, because the official knows that as long as everyone does not go to collect it, this law will not be enforced. But the people don't know, they are doing it for their livelihood. If you get the card, this livelihood will be gone, how dare they gamble."
Speaking of this, Wang Anshi frowned slightly, "If you have donkeys and horses in your family, you have to come quickly to sign up, and be careful not to be punished by that kid."
Lv Huiqing was astonished and said, "What do you mean, teacher?"
Wang Anshi said: "With Zhang San's character of vengeance, I think he will limit the cards, and those officials must come at the end. Once he limits the cards, he may raise the cards. Huh, those officials can't ride in a carriage, so they can only rent a car."
Lv Huiqing was surprised and said: "My mentor is too overestimating Zhang San, even if Bu Fushuai goes out in person, he doesn't have the power."
Wang Anshi said with a smile: "Nowadays everyone is complaining that this law is against the will of the people, but when all these people have license plates, they will naturally expect others to have no license plates. Then he will limit the license plates, that is what the people want. You just wait and see, when the time comes, Zhang San will definitely want to knock them off."
Lu Huiqing was dumbfounded.
Is this okay?
"Fake! This must be fake! These are all invited by Zhang San."
Gu Ji, who just came here to watch a good show, saw the scene in front of him, his eyeballs almost fell out.
He absolutely does not believe it.
This is so fake.
There is no support for this method, and it is impossible to have so many people.
The servant next to him suddenly said: "Master! Isn't that Lao Li from Baifan Building?"
Gu Ji took a closer look and found that it was really the driver who was often sent by Baifanlou to deliver wine to his house, "It's really him, you go and call him."
"Yes."
After a while, the servant led a middle-aged man over.
"Li Er has seen the matter of Gu Temple."
The man cupped his fists and saluted.
Gu Ji asked, "Li Er, why are you here in line?"
Li Erdao: "For the matter of going back to Gu Temple, my master asked me to come."
Gu Jiqi didn't say anything: "Whether Fan Yuanwai of your family is blind or deaf, haven't you already said it? Don't bother with this matter, this method will not work."
Li Er said with a mournful face: "My lord said that there is only thunder but no rain, the noise outside is already so fierce, and the imperial court did not take back the license plate order, so this matter is out of the question, and the money is not much, so... "
Actually, this is the heartfelt voice of the businessman. If you shout fiercely, there is no use in it, and if the court does not take it back, who dares to gamble!
Gu Ji scolded angrily: "Rats! A bunch of rats! We ministers don't even have license plates. If you want to arrest them, you have to arrest us first. What are you afraid of? Go back quickly, I promise you, it doesn't matter if you don't get them. "
"Huh?"
Li Er looked back, "Look at the Gusi incident. There are so many people, he can't fake it!"
Gu Ji said: "You are stupid! That was all invited by Zhang San."
Li Erdao: "It shouldn't be! I know quite a few people here."
"You are really worthless, do what you want, your family has money, so do as you please, I don't care about it."
After saying that, he left angrily.
On the shore, under the willow tree, the three old men silently watched the violent Gu Ji.
These three people are Sima Guang, Lu Gongzhu and Wen Yanbo.
Lu Gong said: "This Gu Fuqing has been driven away by anger, probably not the invited person."
Wen Yanbo couldn't understand it anymore, he wondered: "What kind of magic did Zhang San use? He obviously opposed it, yet so many people came here to play cards."
Sima Guang caressed his beard and pondered for a while, then said: "Tabao."
"Tabloid?"
"Yeah."
Sima Guang nodded and said: "Hearing is believing, seeing is believing. After all, the newspapers have written all the laws and regulations. At the same time, the inspection department also posted notices, and those objections are yours." Let me say, people will definitely choose to believe what they see with their own eyes.”
Lu Gong said: "Your truth is justified. Many people buy goods for their livelihood. Who dares to gamble with their own livelihood. Besides, after a year, there is not much money."
Wen Yanbo said thoughtfully: "It seems that Wang Jiefu was right at the beginning. The power of this tabloid cannot be underestimated."
These scholar-bureaucrats seem to be living in the past, thinking that relying on their voices to control public opinion, in the eyes of the common people, writing in black and white must be more reliable than yelling.
And spread widely.
It seems that the public opinion seems to be against it, but their inner thoughts have actually been controlled by the newspapers.
Limit cards here, recruit people there.
Who dares to bet on this combination of punches.
Over there, Cao Ping also came to the school grounds on the other side of the river. As soon as he entered the school grounds, he heard a burst of cheers.
"Good!"
"My brother is really good at riding."
"Ho Ho! Ya Nei! Ya Nei!"
Cao Ping walked over looking for the sound, but saw Cao Dongdong driving a carriage galloping among a pile of obstacles.
At a glance, Cao Ping knew what his son was doing.
It is taking the subject 2 exam.
It is also known as "chasing the water", driving on the curved river and quickly bypassing some obstacles.
Subject one is "Ming and Luan". Simply put, it means honking the horn, but there must be rhythm, not dead honking. Bells are hung on the carriages, and the rhythm of the bells is adjusted by the art of driving horses. It is a rhythm to remind passers-by, a rhythm to meet cars, and another rhythm to meet people with high status.
Subject three is "passing the watch", that is, starting, stopping and braking.
The fourth subject is "Dancing Intersection", which is equivalent to an intersection, how to drive at the intersection, and how to turn from the avenue to the laneway.
Actually, there is still subject five, but it is a professional category, and only soldiers can practice it.
In a daze, only a burst of cheers was heard.
Cao Ping looked up, and it turned out that Cao Dongdong had already driven the carriage and passed the finish line.
"Yanei, I didn't expect you to be so powerful."
Zhang Fei couldn't help applauding.
Cao Dongdong jumped down from the carriage, "Needless to say, as long as the Imperial Army trains, we can know all about riding and archery."
Ma Xiaoyi hehe said: "I'm a little worse than my brother."
They are all the children of Sanya, who have been in the school grounds since they were young. They really have eighteen martial arts and can do everything.
"Ahem!"
Hearing two coughs, Cao Dongdong looked up subconsciously, "Daddy."
"Deputy Commander!"
"Uncle Cao!"
"Master!"
A group of people hurriedly saluted.
Cao Ping came over and asked, "What are you doing?"
Zhang Fei said: "I asked Ya Nei to demonstrate it. This is a driving test item."
Cao Ping looked at Zhang Fei suspiciously, "What do you want to do?"
Zhang Fei said: "I want to optimize this test item, and then issue a brand new driver's license. Those who don't have a driver's license are not allowed to drive."
This is the rhythm of killing people!
Cao Ping almost laughed when he heard that, "I have never seen such a conscientious front office officer like you. What are you doing for so many things? If you want to be promoted, so many people have done so before. The minister recommends you, but you don't want to, I really don't understand."
Zhang Fei hehe said: "I just do what I do and love what I do. If I don't do it, I have to do it to the best. I have a license plate. This driver's license must be accompanied by it. Only in this way can we ensure The streets are cleaner and traffic accidents are reduced.”
What a madman!
Cao Ping scolded in his heart, but he didn't understand what Zhang Feitu was, and asked again: "That's right! What's going on outside?"
Zhang Fei said with a smile: "It's actually very simple, who dares to bet his livelihood on whether my license plate can land."
Cao Dongdong suddenly jumped forward, "Daddy, my son took a license plate for you, five five five five, which represents your mighty power."
Cao Ping glanced at him, "Have you spent a lot of money?"
Cao Dongdong snickered and said, "It's only a hundred guan, but it's cheap. Dad, don't make it public, we only get the internal price."
The corners of Cao Ping's mouth twitched, and he felt his whole body swell.
You still pay for your own license plate?
You...
Seeing that the situation was wrong, Zhang Fei hurriedly whispered: "Deputy Marshal, I decided to give a license plate to the official as a gift. The Tianzi number, zero zero and one, is the most beautiful license plate number."
Cao Ping couldn't help but look changed, and asked: "Does the official want it?"
Zhang Fei nodded and said, "Yes. But I dare not ask for money."
"You are crazy!"
Cao Ping scolded angrily, "If the government wants your license plate, it's because your ancestral grave is smoking, and you still want money."
Cao Dongdong said: "Father, the boy also ordered a license plate for my aunt, four nines, which means that my aunt will live a long life. How about you?"
Cao Ping's eyes lit up, and said: "You don't have to worry about this matter, I will deliver it."
Cao Dongdong excitedly said: "How can it be done, this is the heart of the child to honor his aunt."
Cao Ping glared at him, "Who is in charge here?"
Cao Dongdong said aggrievedly: "Of course it is Daddy."
Cao Ping asked Zhang Fei again: "Have you given away the official piece?"
Zhang Fei said: "Didn't you just say it, it's already decided."
You brat, flattering is pretty fast, but fortunately, they haven't sent it to my aunt yet. Cao Ping frowned, and said: "You don't need to manage the royal license plate, I will arrange it myself."
Cao Dongdong drooped his head and said aggrievedly: "My child can give this license plate to my father, but my father can't take the credit for this matter. My father didn't do anything, it's all my child's doing.!"
Crack!
There is a crisp sound.
Cao Ping directly slapped his face and flicked his wrist, you dare to **** my flattery. Grass!
Zhang Fei covered his face and sighed, Ya Nei, I have tried my best, you did it yourself.