Judge of the Song Dynasty Chapter 97: You get used to it when you call too much
A gift?
It can only be said that Zhang Fei is thinking too much.
It's almost the same for those who come to drink wedding wine.
Cao Dongdong and the others spent most of the night in the Baifan Building last night, and then found Zhang Fei for the rest of the night, and they went straight to dawn, but they were full of energy, and they didn't feel tired at all, and they came here again to be lively, by the way, last night What did Zhang Fei do?
"Third brother! Third brother! Come out quickly, the brothers are here to congratulate you."
"Madam Gao."
"What Mrs. Gao, I want to be called Mrs. Zhang."
"Mrs. Zhang."
.....
As soon as I got back to my home, I heard Cao Dongdong and the others yelling.
"It's so early in the morning, what are you talking about?"
Zhang Fei walked over with a sullen face.
If you don't bring a gift, how can you show them a good face.
"Zhang San!"
Cao Dongdong flashed, no, jumped, jumped in front of Zhang Fei, put his hand on Zhang Fei's shoulder, "Zhang San, you lied to me."
Zhang Fei asked: "What did you lie to?"
Cao Dongdong said: "You still say that you are not a human being?"
Zhang Fei was surprised: "How do you know...cough cough, how do you say that?"
Cao Dongdong snorted and said, "Don't think I don't understand. Which unprofessional man would choose wild **** for the first time? It doesn't work if you lie down, but can you do it standing up?"
"Yehe?" Zhang Fei asked in surprise.
Cao Dongdong looked at him contemptuously: "Who would believe that if I went out to drink with a widow in the middle of the night."
Zhang Fei immediately looked at him with contempt: "What kind of wild sex, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand, this is clearly a car shock!"
"The car... the car shakes?"
Cao Dongdong blinked and thoughtfully said: "So my name is Che Zhen?"
As he spoke, his eyes lit up, "Wonderful! Wonderful! What a wonderful word! The car is shaking, what a car shaking. Haha!"
The more I read, the more I like it.
Beast!
Zhang Fei couldn't help cursing inwardly, but his eyes were full of envy.
It would be great if there was a car shock, MD, full of bullets, unexpectedly fell out of a dream!
What a sad reminder!
Ma Xiaoyi hehe said: "Brother is still smart. Once I heard that you didn't go back, I knew what you were doing, and I made my brother feel good... ehh!"
Before he finished speaking, Cao Dongdong jumped over and covered his mouth with one hand.
Zhang Fei realized, "So you went to see me last night because you wanted to watch a live performance. I thought you really cared about me."
Cao Dongdong hurriedly said: "I care, why don't you care, I'm just afraid that you won't know how to do it, so I want to teach you a few moves. Hurry up and ask the bride to come out, let us see if it is more nourishing."
Zhang Fei said: "I was tired for most of the night last night and was resting, so don't bother her."
Cao Dongdong looked Zhang Fei up and down.
Zhang Fei said depressedly: "What kind of eyes are you looking at?"
Cao Dongdong said: "Most of the night? I don't believe you are so powerful, why don't we go to the Piaoxiang Tower to make gestures today!"
"Wonderful! Wonderful!" Ma Xiaoyi excitedly said, "I'll let my younger brother testify for you."
Is the taste so heavy now? Zhang Fei said: "Can this be compared? Go, go, I don't have the desire to perform." He quickly changed the subject, "I haven't mentioned you yet, come here to congratulate, without a gift?"
Ma Xiaoyi said: "Third Brother, last night you spent nearly 2,000 guan for you, and the matter is all ours, so you still have the nerve to let us bring gifts?"
Last night, Zhang Fei hugged the beauty and got into the car. Cao Dongdong and the others took care of all the formalities.
"Yes!"
Cao Dongdong said: "I can also be regarded as your matchmaker. When a matchmaker comes to the door, don't you even have to drink a glass of wine?"
1,500 pennies in exchange for a dangerous situation, and I just touched my little hand, this is not a matchmaker, it is clearly moldy wine, drink it to death you guys!
Zhang Fei quickly ordered Li Si to buy some wine to entertain these guys.
However, these guys are just the beginning.
One after another, many people came to congratulate.
"I can't see that Saburo still has such a talent. A poem that amazes Bai Fanlou and wins a beautiful woman. I haven't had such a good story in Tokyo for a long time."
Chen Maoqian clapped his hands repeatedly.
Needless to say, can the words of my idol not be amazing? Zhang Fei cupped his hands and said with a smile: "Where! Where! It's just a small scene. Haha!"
Ma Tianhao who came together said: "Where is the bride? Hurry up and ask the bride to come out, let me wait and see."
Zhang Fei was a little tired and said: "Last night I was tired for most of the night, and I am still resting."
"Big half the night?"
Ma Tianhao's gaze at this time is exactly the same as that of Cao Dongdong just now.
Zhang Fei really felt insulted, "If the outsiders don't believe it, we can go to Piaoxiang Tower to make gestures."
Ma Tianhao was stunned for a moment, then laughed and said, "Believe me! How could I not believe it?"
Zhang Fei said to Fan Yong again: "Mr Fan, there is something I want to discuss with you."
Fan Yong asked: "What's the matter?"
Zhang Fei said: "I like the groom who sent me back yesterday very much. I wonder if I can bear the pain and give the groom to me."
Fan Yong blinked, and said embarrassingly: "It's okay to give it to you, but it's not a reluctant parting."
A groom, what are you doing?
"Thank you very much."
.....
Afterwards, Fan Li and others also came to congratulate.
You must know that it was not long before dawn, which changed Zhang Fei's view of the media in the Northern Song Dynasty.
Is it so fast?
It turns out that the reason why the news can spread so quickly is all because of that poem.
If you just buy a woman to go back, no matter how beautiful it is, it will not cause any waves, but a good song can immediately spread throughout Bianjing.
We must know that today's public opinion is controlled by literati, and what they like spreads very quickly.
The key point is that Zhang Fei also let go of his wild words on the spot.
This also stimulated the literary world of the Northern Song Dynasty.
As more and more people came to congratulate, there was almost no room to sit in the room. Zhang Fei also realized for the first time that I knew so many people.
Most of them were businessmen, and some of them came to congratulate Zhang Fei after just chatting with Zhang Fei.
They all knew in their hearts that after Zhang Fei won the lawsuit against Cao Dongdong, his status was no longer the same.
At least the Cao family owes him a favor.
As soon as they sat down, they began clamoring to see the bride.
Of course it was Cao Dongdong and the others who took the lead.
There is no way, people come to congratulate, the newcomer does not show up, it is unreasonable.
So Zhang Fei went to the back hall to invite Gao Wenyin.
"Huh?"
Gao Wenyin's vermilion lips parted slightly, revealing her neat white teeth slightly, and a pair of big and bright almond eyes looked at Zhang Fei tearfully.
"What are you?"
Zhang Fei said: "This is the truth! I did buy you with money."
"I...I thought..."
The more Gao Wenyin talked, the lower her head became.
Zhang Fei said: "Do you think that I am so upright and kind, handsome and unrestrained, and seeing you in such a pitiful life and planning to seek death for my husband, I will definitely give you back your freedom and will not force you." /
Gao Wenyin nodded straight like a chick pecking rice, the frequency was so fast that it made her chest shiver.
Zhang Fei showed a charming smile, "Miss Gao, you guessed right, but you are so gentle and virtuous, considerate, and righteous, you don't give up to a woman, and you don't hesitate to sell yourself for your brother. You should also know that 1,500 strings is not a small amount, so you have to pay me back, and then you can decide whether to live or not.”
Gao Wenyin raised her head and looked at Zhang Fei pitifully.
Zhang Fei asked: "Did I say something wrong?"
Gao Wenyin nodded and said, "You're right, I...I should pay you back, but...but I can't come up with so much money."
Zhang Fei asked: "Then what do you say?"
Gao Wenyin frowned, nodded and said: "Okay, I will find a way to pay you back, and I will leave after paying."
"That's the deal."
Zhang Fei snapped his fingers, "There is another question, that is, what status do you live in my house? I can't say, there are a bunch of wanted criminals in my house, right? I'm not ready for this yet. In case you startle the snake..."
Before he finished speaking, Gao Wenyin said: "I... I'll pretend to be your wife first, just... just pretending."
"Madam please!"
Zhang Fei immediately stood up and stretched out his hand towards the door.
Gao Wenyin's cheeks were flushed like the sun, she hesitated for a while, but she still stretched out her hand and placed it in Zhang Fei's hand.
Zhang Fei was surprised: "What are you doing? I just asked you to go out."
Gao Wenyin withdrew her hand like lightning, the blush on her face changed directly from morning glow to sunset glow, which was even brighter and moving.
Zhang Fei suppressed a smile and said, "Madam please."
"Please."
"This is called you see...."
"Husband...husband, please."
Speaking of the latter, anyway, Zhang Fei didn't hear clearly, but he could only make do with it, hehe said: "It's okay! You get used to it when you yell."
As soon as the two arrived at the door, Zhang Fei suddenly called out: "Wait a minute."
"What's wrong?"
Gao Wenyin tilted her head to look at Zhang Fei.
Zhang Fei thought for a while, "Can you pretend that your foot is injured and you have trouble walking?"
Gao Wenyin wondered: "Why?"
"Because this can... Forget it, don't pretend, if you are found out, it will be even more embarrassing, let's go, let's go."
......
The two came to the front hall.
I have to say that when the two of them stood in the hall, they really looked like a man and a woman, which made the eyes of all the guests shine, and even made Cao Dongdong bow his head and stamp his feet, regretting his mistake.
So under the leadership of Cao Dongdong, everyone started a round of crazy and vengeful toasts.
Zhang Fei never refuses anyone who comes.
Although he has never been married, he has participated in many weddings. The wine in the groom's glass is probably mixed with water. He understands this routine.
Besides, the lady next to her is a fake lady, so she must drink fake wine!
Real wine is too cheap.
From the morning to the afternoon, the guests left one after another. I have to say that the house was full of people after their trouble, and they really felt like home.
Zhang Fei's heart is also full.
"Hoo!"
In front of the door, Zhang Fei breathed a long sigh of relief, and said, "It's almost over."
Gao Wenyin on the side said: "Husband, then I will go back to the room to rest first."
"Well, madam, go to bed early!"
"...!"
After the two finished speaking, they were stunned at the same time, and then looked at each other tacitly.
In the end, Gao Wenyin was defeated and fled.
"Haha...!"
It made Zhang Fei burst into laughter.
"It seems that the groom is very happy today!"
Suddenly seeing Xu Zhiqian walking over, she asked with a smile, "Are you married in a fake way, or for real?"
Zhang Fei said unhappily, "Don't you know if it's true or not?"
Xu Zhiqian said: "But I see you are very happy."
Zhang Fei hummed: "Happy is happy, but if it's true, how can I use effort to deal with them."
Xu Zhiqian asked curiously, "How do you say that?"
"Don't ask too many questions, children."
After speaking, he turned around and walked into the hall.
"You are only a child!"
Xu Zhiqian chased after her again, looking left and right: "Where's the bride?"
Zhang Fei glared at her: "You are endless, you spent 1,500 coins to buy a fake wife and came back, and you made a mess of yourself, it really **** me off."
Xu Zhiqian chuckled and asked again: "That's right! Where did you copy that poem from?"
Zhang Fei took a look at her: "You also know words?"
Xu Zhiqian snorted: "Stop pretending in front of me, you can't even write clearly, how can you write such quatrains."
Zhang Fei smiled disdainfully: "What do you know? I am an inspirational player. If you can stimulate my inspiration, I can write better ones."
"Really?"
Xu Zhiqian really didn't believe it, "But I don't know how to stimulate your inspiration?"
Zhang Fei said: "It's very simple, it just made me seductive, but..." He looked at Xu Zhiqian slightly, "You have no chance."
"Bah! You idiot, you're full of bad ideas." Xu Zhiqian gave him a hard look.
"Believe it or not."
Zhang Fei shrugged slightly.
Xu Zhiqian was furious, but she couldn't speak. She held back for a while before saying, "My Senior Brother Wang will come to congratulate you later."
Zhang Fei asked: "That's right! When will you have your wedding wine?"
Xu Zhiqian hurriedly said: "Don't talk nonsense, Senior Brother Wang and I are just brothers and sisters, nothing else matters."
"Wow...why are you so nervous." Zhang Fei said, "It seems like we two are having an affair."
Xu Zhiqian got up suddenly, and when she was about to explode, she suddenly heard a hearty laughter coming from the door, "Zhang Sanlang, congratulations, congratulations."
"Oops! Not good! Here comes the traitor."