Jun Ye Can’t Help But Tease His Wife Chapter 18: Shen Sifen and Mr. Dog (1)
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"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa." The big guy lay pitifully in the iron cage, staring straight at little comrade Shen Mulin outside the cage, breathing lightly from time to time to let people outside the cage know that he was of grievance.
Shen Mulin looked at the big guy who was silently extending his paws forward. He raised his hand. When the big guy's paws touched the iron cage, an indescribable pain hit his paws, and he hurriedly retracted it. With his hand, he used his big tongue to lick the little paw that was electrocuted.
Shen Mujing put his little head into the cage and sighed, "Why are you so unlucky? A mere human has trapped you. Don't you resist? Aren't you angry? Don't you feel suffocated? Are you aggrieved?"
When the big guy saw the little head appearing in his sight, he excitedly rushed over and stretched out his big tongue to lick the other person.
Shen Mujing hurriedly retracted his little head, but it was easier to ask God than to send him away. His head got stuck on the cage. He pulled hard, but couldn't pull it out no matter how hard he tried.
The big guy licked the little head that was brought into the mouth clean from top to bottom, and a feeling of happiness emerged spontaneously on his face, "Ouch, ouch, ouch."
Shen Mujing grabbed its ears and, intending to retaliate as a human being, licked the big guy's fur with his little tongue, "Bah, bah, bah, are you shedding?"
The big guy walked around the cage and handed the only hairless part of his body to Comrade Shen Sifen with a shy look on his face.
"..." Shen Sifen looked at the **** sticking out, his face expressionless.
The big guy rolled his eyes and called out softly, "Ouch, ouch, ouch."
Shen Mujing opened its tail with a slap, "Oh, you're so big."
Seeing that he didn't move, the big guy simply stood on tiptoe and raised his paws higher and more accurately, just barely touching the opponent's face.
Shen Mujing pushed its huge body in disgust and shouted, "Don't come over. If you come over again, I will let my sister grill you tonight."
The big guy sat on the ground aggrievedly, turned back cautiously, and secretly glanced at the little guy who was still struggling to get out.
Shen Mujing finally broke free from the iron cage with great effort. He wiped the hair on his face randomly, and when he turned around, he saw the unexplainable look in his third brother's eyes. Weird eyes.
Shen Mulin took a long time to stare at his younger brother who exuded an aura of intellectual weakness. After staring at each other for a minute, he was ready to leave with a sad expression on his face.
Shen Mujing felt insulted in his eyes.
Yes, his eyes seemed to be questioning his superiority as a human being. He was questioning whether he was a human being?
Shen Mulin walked toward the cafeteria and caught a glimpse of the small figure behind him, who was following suit.
When Shen Mujing saw him taking a step, he followed suit, but did not step forward. He wanted to create a sense of paralysis, letting the other person know that he was following him, making him feel uneasy, uneasy, and panicked. After a certain degree of inner struggle, I patted my **** and walked away calmly.
Hahaha, I am indeed very smart.
Shen Mulin stopped, as if waiting for this guy to take the initiative.
Shen Mujing's footsteps also stopped. He looked at his brother in front of him who was half a head taller than him. He swallowed his saliva and thought about whether to continue this game. He felt like he was a bit suicidal. .
"Come here." Shen Mulin waved towards him.
Shen Mujing raised his eyebrows. They were about five meters apart and he shouted, "Brother, just say what you want, I can hear you."
Shen Mulin put his hands in his pockets, his expression was as usual, with a modest smile on his face, he said, "It's nothing, I just want to get close to you, my biological brother."
Shen Mujing stayed in place in confusion. His brother was more capable than him. He tried very hard to pry into his heart, but failed every time. Then, this man with a kind face and a dark heart The guy will definitely use sweet words to lure himself into the trap, and finally beat his kind self over and over.
"I won't go over. Don't expect that you can hit me. If you have the ability, come over. Come over on your own. Don't dare. You little boy can't deceive the smart kid Shen Mujing. "Shen Mujing put his hands on his hips and smiled happily.
Shen Mulin was not pretentious and walked up on his own initiative, "I didn't say I didn't dare to come over."
"Ha--" The laughter in Shen Mujing's mouth stopped abruptly. He flickered his big, bright and innocent eyes, staring at his brother with a lifeless expression as if he had eaten shit.
Shen Mulin raised his hand and gently rubbed his frizzy hair, "Do you know what brother wants to do most every time he sees you?"
"Hit me." Shen Mujing blurted out without thinking.
Shen Mulin smiled, "How can you say that? How can I hit my brother when there is something wrong? To put it another way, my brother loves and hates deeply. He wants you to be self-disciplined and become a talent as soon as possible. Do you understand my brother’s good intentions?”
"I don't understand."
"It doesn't matter if you don't understand. When you grow up and your head has a little more ink than it does now, you will understand."
"Brother, don't laugh. You look like a traitor who has succeeded in usurping the throne."
Shen Mulin pressed his little head hard, "What nonsense are you talking about? Do I need to usurp the throne?"
The corners of Shen Mujing's mouth twitched, "Brother, let's discuss it, okay? Don't slap me in the face? I've grown up and I'm embarrassed."
"Brother, I won't hit you." Shen Mulin withdrew his hand.
Shen Mujing stared suspiciously at Shen Sansan, who had really not done anything, and asked, "Why didn't you hit me?"
"Disappointed?" Shen Sanfen asked.
Shen Sifen frowned, not disappointed, but just curious, why didn't he hit himself today? Could it be that his conscience discovered that his younger brother was meant for love?
No, when did he have such a wasteful thing as conscience?
Shen Mulin nodded, "Since this is what you urgently want, then I will reluctantly give you a gentle beating."
Shen Mujing's eyes widened. Before he could react, he was slapped in the middle of his forehead for no apparent reason. Suddenly, one, two, and three stars appeared in a series.
Shen Mulin smiled, "Are you feeling comfortable now?"
Shen Mujing shook his head and shouted, "I didn't tell you to hit me."
Shen Mulin spread his hands innocently, "I saw that you were confused, as if you thought it would be no fun if I didn't hit you. It turns out that you were thinking that I wouldn't hit you. I understand. ."
"Brother, you must have done this on purpose." Seeing that he was about to leave, Shen Mujing followed him persistently.
Shen Mulin walked up the steps and raised the corner of his mouth slightly, "You can see this. Our family has really become a lot smarter recently."
Shen Mujing patted his chest proudly, "Of course, I can see right away that you want to hit me."
"It seems that next time I don't need to beat around the bush with you, just be direct and do it."
Shen Mujing pouted, "Brother, can you stop thinking about beating me?"
"I can't help it. Every time I see you, my hands always want to move your face. Maybe it's because you are born to deserve a beating."
"Brother, I will resist sooner or later, just wait for me." After saying this, Shen Mujing ran away, but because he was so selfless in running, he accidentally rolled down the steps.
Shen Mulin looked at his younger brother who was lying on the ground winking in pain, took two steps forward, and squatted in front of him, "Look, God can't bear to see it, it's such a sin."
Shen Mujing moved his fingers, "Brother, sooner or later you will regret bullying your smartest brother like this today."
The sun was shining brightly, and the scorching heat evaporated the only moisture in the air. Heat waves rolled on the ground, and the entire camp entered a lunch break.
The noisy cicada sound sounded impatiently, and in the dormitory, a small fan rotated back and forth.
Shen Mulin was half leaning on the bed and reading a book. Occasionally there would be one or two footsteps passing by outside the dormitory. He continued to flip through the book without paying attention.
"Kakkaka." The old electric fan stopped as if it was overwhelmed, then continued to spin, and finally stopped without any movement at all.
Shen Mulin turned a page of the book. He didn't feel very hot when the fan stopped, but less than five minutes later, the air in the entire dormitory seemed to suddenly rise. He put down the book he was about to read. Book, looking at the motionless fan blades.
"Huhuhu." The fan blades turned again, and the cool wind blew on Shen Sansan's face. He continued to read contentedly.
Under the building, a small figure sneaked through the flower bed.
Shen Mujing stared at the big guy who was locked up not far away with his mouth raised. The big guy was probably too hot and was wagging his tail in unison.
The two recruits responsible for guarding this big guy seemed to have become numb from being stunned at first to being mentally numb now.
Shen Mujing stared at the two people with burning eyes, pointed at the keys in their pockets, "Unlock."
The recruit turned and walked towards the iron cage, took out the key and opened the iron cage which was locked with several chains.
The big guy jumped out of the iron cage as if he had been given a new lease of life, looking around excitedly.
Shen Mujing hid under the flower bed and waved towards it.
The big guy jumped over and lay on the ground imitating him, sticking out his tongue hahaha.
Shen Mujing pointed to the window above his head, "My brother is in the room, you go and play with him."
The big guy stood up and probably visually checked the height of the second floor. It stepped back, then ran wildly, trying to jump in through the window with its devilish steps.
"Bang."
Shen Mujing covered his eyes with both hands and looked at Mr. Dog in disbelief as his head hit the wall and bounced back to the ground.
The big guy was a little dizzy after being hit. It gasped and got up from the ground again, and then it once again showed its heroic and fearless spirit of not hitting the south wall and never looking back and pounced on it.
"Bang." He fell to the ground vigorously again.
Shen Mujing ran to it, "Don't you know how to take the stairs?"
The big guy turned over and covered his big head with his paws in frustration.
Shen Mujing sighed. As expected, he was just a dog at heart, and a hopelessly stupid dog.
The big guy rested for a few seconds, and then stood up majestically again. The breeze blew by. It proudly shook its colorful hair, and then used its paws to dig the soil vigorously. , bravely pounced on it.
"Clang."
Shen Mujing saw a flying dog. Yes, it flew up to the window on the second floor, and then got stuck!
The big guy jumped hard with his dangling paws, thinking about squeezing his huge body through the small window.
Shen Mulin stared at the big guy who suddenly appeared with no expression on his face. He saw that it was clawing at the wall and seemed to want to squeeze in. However, it squeezed in several times. Not only did it fail, but its body also Falling.
The big guy screamed twice, and finally lost his balance and slipped from the window, falling to the ground again.
Shen Mujing looked dumbfounded at the big guy that fell to the ground and raised dust all over the ground, and stroked his forehead.
"What the **** are you two doing?" Shen Mulin stood at the window, staring condescendingly as if they were still communicating about one person and one beast.
Shen Mujing lowered his head with some guilt. Finally, he had an idea. He pointed at the big guy on the ground and shouted, "It's escaped from prison."
The big guy obviously didn't understand. He stood up from the ground and wagged his tail energetically. It looked like he was ready to fly again.
Shen Mulin looked at the big guy that appeared in his sight. As long as it was a little thinner, it should be able to successfully jump into the dormitory. However, looking at its body that is obviously twice as big, even if it can't squeeze in, If you come in, sooner or later the entire wall will be cracked.
"Bang."
Shen Mujing looked at the big guy that hit the aperture and then fell down, and hurriedly moved his body to make room for it.
The big guy continued to get up from the ground without giving up.
Shen Mulin's face darkened, "Lie back obediently."
The big guy seemed to feel a sense of mental pressure, and his body naturally resisted, with his head hanging down and half lying on the ground.
Shen Mulin's eyes fell on his younger brother who looked like he was just watching a show, "Have you had enough fun?"
Shen Mujing snorted, "I'm not playing with you."
"Do you still want to play?" Shen Mulin asked again.
Shen Mujing did not reply to him, but straightened his little body upright.
Shen Mulin said again, "Play with my brother. He likes to run, fly, and take a leisurely walk with you."
Before Shen Mujing could react, he felt that the sunlight in front of him was blocked by something.
The big guy stared lovingly at the petite little guy, and that devilish face seemed to be still smiling.
Shen Mujing was shocked and hurriedly planned to turn around and run away.
The big guy bit the corner of his clothes, flicked it hard, and threw his body forward. He successfully made the little guy jump on his back, and then led him to run wildly on the playground.
"I will be back." The miserable voice echoed loudly in the playground.
Shen Mujing felt that his stomach was about to explode. The big guy seemed to have lost his mind and went crazy. Not only was he jumping up and down happily, he would also shake his body back and forth from time to time as if he was poisoned. He bounced him up high once, then caught him again, bounced him up again, and caught him again, like playing with a rubber ball.
Shen Mulin sat back in his chair. The world finally became quiet. He continued to open the book and read page by page.
"Dong dong dong." A burst of messy footsteps sounded from the corridor.
"Bang." Shen Xiaoxiao had no time to knock on the door, and directly knocked the standing door to the ground.
Shen Mulin looked silently at the panting figure outside the door, his eyes dropped again, landing on the door that was staring blankly, and he put down the book in his hand.
Shen Xiaoxiao ran over quickly and said, "Big brother is very sad."
Shen Mulin frowned slightly, "Sister, if my eldest brother is sick, you should find a doctor. It's useless for you to find me."
"No, really, come with me and have a look." Shen Xiaoxiao took his hand and dragged him out of the door forcefully, regardless of whether he agreed or not.
Shen Mulin almost fell down while being led by her several times.
In the infirmary, there were bursts of crackling sounds.
The medic has administered sedatives twice, but to no avail.
Xu Jinrui was lying on the ground panting. His hands, feet, and face, as well as the exposed skin, were all covered with bloodstains, which was horrifying.
"No, don't come here, I, I can't control myself." Xu Jinrui bit her shoulder hard, and finally hit the wall with her head unbearably, one after another, ruthlessly determined.
"Brother, stop hitting him, stop hitting him." Shen Xiaoxiao ran forward and grabbed his arm.
Xu Jinrui pushed her away, "Don't come over, don't come over."
Shen Xiaoxiao fell to the ground, looking at his **** face, her eyes turned red with anxiety, "Three points, what's going on, big brother?"
Shen Mulin stared intently at the way he mutilated himself, and then looked at the injection in the hand of the medical soldier. It was obvious that ordinary drugs made him unable to calm down. He had to say to the medical soldier next to him, "Can you please Would you like to go out first?"
The medical soldier was embarrassed, "He is aggressive now and I can't leave."
"Then please help me inform my father. I will watch here and nothing will happen."
The medic weighed the pros and cons and nodded, "Don't get close to him, he will hurt you."
Shen Mulin closed the door.
"Brother, don't hit me, don't hit me."
Xu Jinrui had already suffered a **** head injury, and blood was spattered all over the wall. You can imagine how hard he hit him and how relentless he was.
Shen Mulin stepped forward in three steps and placed his palm on Xu Jinrui's head. With an electric current, he successfully fainted.