Jun Ye Can’t Help But Tease His Wife Chapter 270: They call me after they finish kissing (eighth update)

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The sun was shining brightly, and the car ride back to the camp was not as dull as before.

Xiao Jing glanced at the man driving the vehicle with burning eyes. For some reason, today's captain seemed more handsome, taller, and perfect.

Shen Chengfeng noticed the almost overflowing smile of the little woman next to him. He put one hand on the steering wheel, held her little hand with the other, and said, "What are you laughing at?"

Xiao Jing said shyly: "I just think you look really good today."

"It seems that the word good-looking should not be used on a man like me."

"That means you are so handsome." Xiao Jing smiled and arched her eyebrows.

Shen Chengfeng squeezed her hand harder and harder, "My wife has such good taste."

"Of course, I have a pair of discerning eyes."

"Well, these eyes are indeed beautiful." Shen Chengfeng smiled tenderly.

Xiao Jing leaned on his arm and looked at the front of the car, "Captain, are we rushing back to attend the party tonight?"

"Well, it's quite lively."

"Then we all have to prepare for the program?" Xiao Jing sat up and frowned imperceptibly, "With my tone-deaf and uncoordinated limbs, am I going to prepare a poem recitation?"

"Did you see the box on the car seat in the back?" Shen Chengfeng asked.

Xiao Jing nodded, "I saw it as soon as I got in the car."

"Bring it here and open it."

Seeing that he was mysterious, Xiao Jing wondered if it was a New Year's gift prepared by the captain for herself? I just like his sincerity.

Shen Chengfeng looked forward to what she would look like after opening it, and the smile on his lips almost reached his eyelids.

Xiao Jing opened the box and the first thing she saw was a skirt. She was surprised and said: "Is this a skirt?"

"Well, I bought it according to your height and weight, so it should fit."

Xiao Jing is a little unsure of the captain’s intentions. Is he trying to seduce her by dressing up as a woman in this winter? Uncontrollably, she blushed, and the deer in her heart began to jump up and down happily.

"Why did the captain buy me a skirt?" she asked shyly, expecting that if the plot on TV was followed, the male protagonist would immediately step on the brakes at this time, then rush over to hug her and start nibbling on her. He chewed it, and then said softly, "Let me wear it at night."

"I'll wear it later at night." Shen Sheng said calmly.

Xiao Jing couldn't help but stare. She was wearing it at night. It was indeed night wear.

Shen Chengfeng continued: "Wear it and we will go on stage together."

"..." A basin of cold water poured down her heart, Xiao Jing hurriedly opened the packaging bag, and sure enough, it was a dress skirt.

Shen Shengfeng looked straight ahead and said, "Do you still remember the dance we rehearsed last time?"

Xiao Jing suddenly understood and nodded in understanding, "Do you still remember that the captain planned to perform on stage with me?"

"Although I am reluctant to let so many people look at my wife in women's clothing, if I think about it carefully, they may face you like this every day in the future, so it is good to get familiar with it in advance."

Xiao Jing scratched the back of her head and said, "I'll be nervous."

"Are you unwilling?"

"No." Xiao Jing objected urgently, "I just thought that since you said so, that's what I'll do. I'll listen to you."

The car drove quickly across the highway and entered the camp under the setting sun.

Colorful flags were fluttering, and the entire camp was filled with joy.

Resonant military songs echoed in the military camp, and the sound of firecrackers came from outside the camp from time to time. Officers stood in front of the guard tower and sounded the bugle, and the entire performance room was brightly lit.

Everyone sang the team song loudly, one after another, it was so lively.

Xiao Jing was wearing a skirt underneath and a thick military coat on the outside. She was just sitting in the crowd. Her ordinary attire did not attract too much attention.

Lian Qing always felt that something was wrong. Although this simple training room did not have heating, everyone was a rough man. Why was this guy wrapped up so thickly?

Xiao Jing noticed a sinister look beside her and said coldly: "Why are you staring at me like that?"

Lian Qing looked up, down, left and right carefully, "What are you doing wrapped up like this? Isn't it hot?"

Xiao Jing coughed lightly and tried to change the subject, "What are you performing tonight?"

Lian Qing smiled proudly, "Brother is ready to do his best."

"Come on, aren't you really going to show off your pig-like throat?"

Lian Qing slapped Xiao Jing on the back, "Brother, this is a natural performing artist's voice. What do you know?"

"No, brother, let me tell you the truth, once you come on stage, everyone will not be able to sleep tonight."

"Are you looking down on me?"

"I just analyzed the pros and cons. We don't have to perform, and we won't make people laugh at least." Xiao Jing couldn't help laughing.

Lian Qing snorted coldly, "Don't worry, I will open your eyes later."

Xiao Jing is indeed an eye-opener. If Lian Qing's singing is ugly, that's all. I didn't expect that he has a performance that is even more powerful than his singing.

On the stage, there are figures doing push-ups one after another. The spotlight shines softly on his body. Sweat seems to be flowing on his bronze skin. Every move he makes is as natural as clouds and flowing water. If it is placed At any time of training, standard push-up instruction is used.

It’s just that this seems to be a New Year’s party. Shouldn’t everyone be entertained by singing and dancing?

What is this kid doing? Everyone was forced to watch him do push-ups for ten minutes. Judging from his diligent appearance, he was ready to continue doing it.

Pei Yi originally wanted to give him a chance, but the boy really got into trouble. He couldn't help but go on stage and drag him off the stage, and announced the next performance.

The next performance is a duet by Mu Xichi and Comrade Jin Shan.

Xiao Jing watched the sweaty Lian Qing return, and the corners of her mouth couldn't help but twitch.

Lian Qing smiled proudly and said, "How is it? Are you impressed by my handsome and handsome appearance?"

Xiao Jing simply ignored this embarrassing guy.

Lian Qing showed off his muscles even more. He pulled his arm hard and said proudly: "Did you see it? This is a muscle knot bigger than a sandbag."

Xiao Jing glanced at his muscle bump, which was bigger than a sandbag, and said politely: "Comrade Lian Qing, have you forgotten what kind of army we are?"

Lian Qing proudly said: "Of course I know about the special forces team. I actually performed in the special forces team. I think just because of this, I can go back and brag about it for a whole year."

"Then do you think your muscle mass is valuable?" Xiao Jing pushed his hand away in disgust.

Lian Qing frowned, "Don't you think I was handsome just now?"

"Well, you are indeed very handsome. I guess you will be the most unique guest performer in the special forces party in recent years." Xiao Jing gave a thumbs up.

The smile on Lian Qing’s face grew wider, “That’s true, not everyone is as talented and smart as me.”

Xiao Jing looked towards the stage, two microphones were ready, and suddenly music burst out. It was an old song that was relatively popular in the 1990s, "Golden Years."

The music is very uplifting and the dance is very sparkling. Of course, all this beauty stops at the moment when the two of them speak in unison.

"Ah, ah, ah, ah." Mu Xichi roared.

"Crack." Xiao Jing watched helplessly as the glass closest to her seemed to have cracked.

"Ah, ah, ah, ah." After Jin Shan spoke, the glass window successfully shattered into pieces.

Pei Yi risked his life to turn off the main gate of the entire stage. After turning off the music, the two men's wild pig-killing sounds still echoed continuously in the training room.

Cheng Chen hugged Jiang Xin next to him and said helplessly: "Why did these two get the chorus?"

Jiang Xin patted his shoulder gently, "It's okay, it's all okay, everything is over, we got over it."

Cheng Chen rubbed his shoulder aggrievedly, "We are from the same roots, so why rush it? They are so ashamed of us, won't their conscience hurt?"

Mu Xichi looked at Pei Yi who turned off the main gate with lingering interest, and said, "Why did you just turn it off, deputy? We can still sing."

"We can't listen anymore." Pei Yi shook his head, as if he had gone deaf at that moment.

Mu Xichi dropped the microphone and said, "It's okay, even if there is no music, we can still sing loudly."

"Would you like to sing another line?" Everyone stood up with a roar.

Mu Xichi was choked and coughed, "If you don't want to sing, you won't sing. It makes us look like we are the enemies who killed our father."

Everyone slowly felt relieved.

Pei Yi opened the main gate again and continued to announce, "The highlight of our show is next."

When Xiao Jing heard this, she hurriedly pricked up her ears. She waited with bated breath. Could it be that she was here so soon?

"Next, I will recite a poem to everyone." Pei Yi showed his standard eight-tooth smile honestly.

"..." The whole place was dead silent.

When Pei Yi recited a great work of a great poet with great emotion, Xiao Jing felt that it would be better to go back and listen to Mu Xichi’s chorus. At least they were just destroying everyone’s ears, and the scene in front of them was Team, that is totally eye-catching.

Pei Yi was wearing a grass skirt, chanting as she walked, flipping up a handful of foam flowers, and then spun around in the foam a few times like a lunatic, and finally screamed, which shocked people from the bottom of their hearts. It was really Very frightened.

"Snowflakes, melt." Pei Yi looked back and smiled, with euphemistic pain in his eyes, as if he had suffered great grievances but had countless words to express.

Xiao Jing couldn't help but get goosebumps all over her body. She stroked her arms, wondering why she still felt cold even though she was wearing such thick clothes.

Pei Yi turned around again, facing away from everyone, and the scene suddenly became quiet.

"Puff, puff, puff puff." There was a fart sound echoing.

Everyone left in a hurry, leaving Ji Shanlin alone sitting on a chair dumbfounded. He scratched the back of his head, "I may be too nervous. I want to fart when I get nervous."

Cheng Chen covered his mouth and nose and said disgustedly: "It was a good fart, but it was broken into pieces by you. Tell me about you, why don't you just fart at all?"

Ji Shanlin coughed lightly, "I will try to be more straightforward in the future."

Pei Yi glared resentfully at Ji Shanlin who interrupted his performance, pulled off the straw hat on his head, picked up the microphone and continued: "Next is the pas de deux between our captain and Xiao Shiba."

As soon as he finished speaking, the whole audience fell silent again.

Pei Yi came back to her senses and looked at her performance list in surprise. It was correct, it was indeed a pas de deux between the captain and Xiao Shiba.

Everyone's eyes fell on Xiao Jing.

Xiao Jing lowered her head in embarrassment, "Don't look at me like that, I will be very stressed as the finale performer."

Jiang Xin poked Xiao Jing's arm as if he had an idea of ​​an opportunity, "You've become more capable, even the captain has been invited."

"If I had known early on that you were preparing these comedy shows, I shouldn't have chosen to go on stage with the captain so politely. If I went on stage to sing a song by myself, I would still be able to shock everyone, at least a little better than what you sang. It sounds a little better."

"Don't be so good at taking advantage of it, go and get ready." Pei Yi sat back on the chair. He was not interested. He obviously had such a perfect show, but it was ruined by a fart.

Ji Shanlin noticed the unfriendly glances from his comrades, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and he said apologetically: "I didn't expect it to suddenly become quiet. I thought you would continue passionately after finishing reciting Snow Ah. Speech loudly, who knew you suddenly stopped, I have been holding it in for a long time, just waiting for your clear voice to scream out."

"Is this still your fault?" Pei Yi took a deep breath, "Next time, hold it in."

"Yes, deputy team leader." Ji Shanlin lowered his head angrily.

The lights in the entire training room suddenly dimmed, and the sound of faint music sounded as naturally as the mountains and flowing water.

A spotlight shines on the center of the stage, wearing a white dress that is spotless.

Wearing a wig, Xiao Jing raised her head high, her slender and beautiful hair flowing down vertically like a waterfall.

"White moonlight, somewhere in my heart, so bright, yet so cold..."

Xiao Jing turned around, put a hand on her waist, and the next moment gently held her body up, nestling in the man's arms like a fluttering butterfly.

"Everyone has a sadness that they want to hide but try to cover up."

Shen Chengfeng's slender fingertips gently caressed her face, while Xiao Jing's hands were placed on his waist, and she slowly chopped off the horse.

"The white moonlight shines on both ends of the world, in my heart but not beside me."

The two figures, one black and one white, rotating at high speed blurred everyone's eyes like an illusion.

"I can't wipe away your tears at that time. The road is too long and I can't forgive you."

The two separated and stood with their backs facing each other. Foamy snowflakes fell from the sky, falling on the two of them one by one. There was an indescribable desolate beauty.

"Ahem." Mu Xichi coughed out without holding in his breath.

Jiang Xin frowned and said, "Same as Snowflake, vice-team player, did you have the nerve to play just now?"

Pei Yi didn't say a word. It was not that he regretted that he had just come on stage, but that something was wrong with Xiao Jing's clothes.

Yes, it is so beautiful, like an elf falling into the mortal world, with a beauty that no one dares to blaspheme.

At the last turn, Shen Chengfeng held her head again. Without any pre-rehearsal or advance notification, he directly kissed her red lips and kissed her aggressively, leaving her with no way to retreat. Imprisoned in his own tenderness and sweetness.

"Huh." Everyone present took a breath.

Hey, captain, you can't do this. We are going to the Animal Association to complain to you.

Qi Yue stroked his forehead with one hand and said to Pei Yi beside him: "They called me after they kissed."

Pei Yi also turned to look at Ji Shanlin beside him, "They called me after they finished kissing."

Ji Shanlin looked at Lian Qing behind him tactfully, "They called me after they finished kissing."

Lian Qing's eyes were fixed unblinkingly on the two people in the center of the stage who were kissing inextricably. Xiao Jing was a very quiet boy. When people first looked at him, he felt that he was very conquering and protective. , but no matter how much he looks like a girl, he is still a boy at heart, but why does he always feel something is wrong when he sees Xiao Jing looking like this today? She looks so much like a girl, a very beautiful and clean girl.

Lian Qing felt that his heart had lost its accuracy and was beating wildly and crazily.

Qi Yue didn't hear the sound and whispered: "The kiss hasn't finished yet?"

Pei Yi asked, "Why didn't you call me?"

Ji Shanlin glanced at Lian Qing, who was motionless, "Have you finished the kiss?"

Lian Qing came to his senses and blinked. The two of them were still hugging each other. How could they have finished kissing? Looking at this, should they take the initiative to clear out?

Qi Yue looked directly over. His captain was still holding the poor Comrade Xiao Jing. In front of the tall and powerful captain, Comrade Xiao Jing was like a weak and helpless little white rabbit. It really made people feel The captain has gone too far. How could he bully Xiao Shiba, who is as fair and beautiful as a flower?

"Instructor, I think we need to go out first?" Pei Yi suggested.

Everyone moved slowly to prepare to go out.

Shen Chengfeng let go of Xiao Jing, looked at the people moving furtively with cold eyes, and said: "Start voting now."