Jun Ye Can’t Help But Tease His Wife Chapter 287: Congratulations, you are going to be a grandpa (fifth update)

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Xiao Zheng lit a cigarette, looked at the scarlet cigarette **** on his fingertips in silence, and gently shook the ashes as if threatening, "Speak for yourself, or we should speak for you first."

Xiao Ye didn't dare to say a word, for fear of causing trouble.

Xiao Hong just sat on his desk, with a hint of impatience in his tone, "If you admit it, we might be more merciful when the group beats you up later, but if we speak up for you. ” He swallowed back the second half of his sentence.

Xiao Ye saw that the pen that had been following him for two years was suddenly broken.

Threat, the threat of Chi Guoguo, the threat of absolute force suppression.

Xiao Yu was sitting on a chair, with one leg crossed and his hands overlapping on his stomach. He said, "You can have five seconds to think about it."

"Brother, why do you all like that five-second number?" Xiao Ye couldn't help but ask.

"Or if you want, I will only give you three seconds to think about it in the future."

"Brother, I'm joking, I'll think about it for five seconds." Xiao Ye lowered his head dejectedly. In view of his previous experiences, it was very likely that there was another bomb buried in the entire office, and he did not dare to run away rashly. , Furthermore, if you run away today and are caught later, you will probably be beaten even worse.

"The time is up." Xiao Zheng put out the cigarette **** and twisted his wrist, as if he was ready to take action.

"No, no, no, no, no, third brother, I'll say it right away." Xiao Ye stood up in a panic, and said with a solemn expression, "It's just that I think it's best for you not to know about this."

Xiao Hong's face darkened, "Shen Shengfeng is taking Xiao Si to the hospital at this time, and you want us to pretend not to know?"

Xiao Zheng gritted his teeth and said: "Why did he take her to the hospital? To see a doctor? What happened to Xiaosi? No, what did Shen Chengfeng do to her?"

Xiao Ye decided to adopt a roundabout tactic. He said: "Going to the hospital is not necessarily to see a doctor, but it may also be to check up."

Xiao Yu snorted coldly, "Xiao Si's health is very good. There is no need to check anything, let alone do you need to go secretly for a physical checkup? Shen Shengyi's research institute is the best choice."

"Maybe they just want to keep a low profile." Xiao Ye defended.

"It seems you are not ready to tell the truth?" The three of them stood up at the same time and gathered around.

Xiao Ye waved his hand, "Brother, I say, but you have to promise not to hit me?"

"We promise it's useless. If I get ruthless, I can't control myself." Xiao Zheng said.

Xiao Ye took a step back and swallowed his saliva. The sunset outside the window was so bright, but he felt that human nature was cold. This group of people would only bully him who was helpless. It was so heartbreaking.

"Speak." Xiao Hong emphasized.

"Second brother, actually, this matter is neither bad nor good, but overall it can be regarded as a rare happy event." Xiao Ye grinned, "After your identity You may need to upgrade to another level soon."

Xiao Yu looked stern, he couldn't understand what he said.

Xiao Zheng didn’t understand, “What do you mean?”

Xiao Ye smiled bitterly and said: "Third brother, you may become an uncle, and we will all become uncles."

Shocking or not, unexpected or not, exciting or not, we are all going to be uncles.

Xiao Ye laughed like a pig.

"Bang." Xiao Yu shattered the entire desk with one palm.

Xiao Ye's laughter stopped abruptly. He looked at the desk announcing his death without daring to express his anger, and silently swallowed back his laughter.

Xiao Hong clenched his fists and then unclenched them, "Are you an uncle?"

Xiao Zheng was a little nervous. He didn't react the first time, nor the second time. When he heard Xiao Hong's words, he suddenly reacted, "You said Xiaosi is pregnant!"

Xiao Ye looked at the three people in front of him. Their faces were all colorful, as if they had opened a big dyeing workshop. They were green for a while, white for a while, and red for a while. It was so wonderful to complement each other.

Hahaha, everyone must be shocked by this great news.

Xiao Ye couldn't help but show his standard eight-tooth smile again.

Xiao Yu stared at the broken table with an expressionless face, and gradually loosened his clenched fists, "I can see that you are very happy?"

Xiao Ye is not sure about his eldest brother's current state of mind. Is he happy or unhappy?

Xiao Yu sat back on the chair, picked up Xiao Zheng's cigarette case, and lit one in silence. He usually didn't smoke, so he suddenly took a puff and almost choked. He covered his mouth and coughed softly. Cough.

"Brother, what do you think we should do now? Should we go to Tieying to settle accounts with Shen Chengfeng, or go to the Shen family to cause trouble?" Xiao Zheng was gearing up, as if he was ready to put on armor and go into battle at any time.

Xiao Yu murmured to himself, "Xiao Si is pregnant, Shen Chengfeng, he can actually give birth to a baby? He can actually give birth?"

Xiao Ye listened to his elder brother's inaudible muttering to himself and couldn't help but echoed: "I also find it strange that Shen Chengfeng can actually give birth to children, hahaha. Sure enough, the world is full of wonders, except for Shen Chengfeng Although he has a special body, he is actually a normal man."

Three lines of sight fell on Xiao Ye.

Xiao Ye quickly shut up.

Xiao Hong looked at Xiao Ye with burning eyes and said in a lukewarm voice, "Are you happy?"

Xiao Ye shook his head firmly, "No, no, no, I'm not happy at all. This **** Shen Chengfeng actually hit us a home run without making a sound. I think our four brothers should come to the door. Beat him up."

"But if you think about it carefully, it's not entirely unworthy of happiness. After all, we are going to be uncles." Xiao Hongla said in a long and calm voice.

Xiao Ye nodded again and involuntarily relaxed his guard, "Hahaha, I also think we can still be happy about this. After all, our Xiao family has been blessed with double happiness recently. Do you want to go back and tell your godfather that he is going to be a grandfather? of people."

"I think your idea is good." Xiao Hong stepped forward, took out his mobile phone and handed it to him, "Tell your father about it."

Xiao Ye took the phone and suddenly stopped pressing the number. Wait, why did he need to notify his godfather?

Three eyes were still staring straight at him, and he swallowed uneasily. What if he told his godfather at this critical moment: Congratulations, you are going to be a grandfather.

Based on his understanding of his godfather, he would definitely come immediately and beat himself up first, then go to the Shen family to beat up Marshal Shen Yitian, and finally go to the military camp to beat up Shen Chengfeng.

No matter what, he was the one who got beaten first, and he was the one who got beaten the worst.

As expected, I am just a poor child with no father or mother to care for me.

"What? You don't dare to say anything anymore?" Xiao Hong grabbed the mobile phone in his hand and glared, "I'll go check on Xiao Si first. You'd better behave yourself in the camp and wait for me to come back these two days. If you dare to run away, I will notify my father immediately."

Xiao Ye nodded as if pounding garlic.

Xiao Yu stood up and stared at Xiao Ye solemnly. He acted the calmest, and of course he was so calm that it made people feel scared. He said: "You'd better pray that Shen Chengfeng can live a long life, otherwise he will leave. The next day, our Xiao family will also hold a funeral for you."

"..." Brother, we are born from the same roots, so why rush it? We are a family that loves each other.

Xiao Zheng put his hand on his shoulder, and gradually increased the pressure with his fingertips, "You should be lucky that I quite like my uncle's identity."

Xiao Ye lowered his head silently, carefully looked at the three people who left one after another, took a breath, and sat on the chair with his legs a little weak.

You all treat your little brother so badly, your conscience will hurt to death.

In the parking lot, the three of them looked at each other.

Xiao Zheng asked: "Second brother, do you really want to go to Tieying to find Xiaosi?"

Xiao Hong nodded hesitantly, "I want to go over and have a look."

Xiao Yu put one hand on the car door, "It's better not to go now."

"Brother, I can't calm down. I always feel that my cabbage has not only been taken away, but also ruined." Xiao Hong pinched the bridge of his nose, with unspeakable anger in his tone. .

"Actually, the eldest brother is right. Going now will inevitably make Xiaosi feel stressed. After all, she has just been pregnant with a child and her mood swings are too great, and it is easy to have a miscarriage——"

"Shut up." Two voices scolded Xiao Zheng in unison.

Xiao Zheng swallowed the second half of the sentence and then said: "The Shen family will come to the Xiao family in a few days."

"Observe for a period of time. Don't inform father about this matter first. Just like what you said, Xiaosi has just become pregnant and cannot be stimulated. Don't assign any tasks to Shen Shengfeng. Let him do it for me. Stay in the military camp honestly." Xiao Yu got into the car.

Xiao Hong sat in the passenger seat and glanced at the building, "Is Xiaowu considered a merit or demerit this time?"

"The merits are equal to the faults." Xiao Yu stepped on the accelerator and the off-road vehicle sped away.

As night fell, the entire camp became quiet.

Stern whistles echoed up and down the military camp, and the female soldiers walked into the bathhouse with basins in hand.

Because there is only one shared bathhouse for the entire Iron Eagle team, the time before and after washing for men and women is specially divided.

Female soldiers wash up between seven and eight o'clock, while male soldiers are only allowed to enter the bathhouse after eight-thirty.

"Have you heard? Joint training is going to start tomorrow?" Zhao Qing had just finished washing her hair and was leaning against the wall with some demoralization.

There were about twenty female soldiers in total, and some of them were rubbing each other in the bath. After hearing Zhao Qing's words, they stopped their movements one by one.

Today's performance can be described as unbearable to witness. They were under great pressure. In front of the elite team, they were like clowns. No matter how hard they ran, it was like a joke.

Just like a test, they were very proud to get a high score of 90%, and each one proudly showed off their results. However, after counting the whole school, they discovered that everyone had scored 100%. point.

"Our commander's name is Xiao Jing. Have you heard of him?" Sun Yueyan asked.

Almost half of the people shook their heads.

"Is he very powerful? I think he is about the same age as us. The most important thing is that his physique is not very strong among this group of special team elites. I am really curious about his abilities. What will he do? Aren't you as powerful as General Shen Shengfeng?" Zhou Yuan lowered her head shyly.

"You don't have to worry about this. No one in the special operations team is not an elite or a strong person." Xiao Man cleaned briefly, picked up the basin and walked out of the bathhouse.

Under the moonlit night, a figure hurriedly walked past the yard.

Xiao Man took three steps at a time to catch up and shouted at the top of his lungs, "Xiao Jing."

Xiao Jing paused, looking at the figure approaching from far away, frowning uneasily, she deliberately kept her distance from her, and said calmly: "Do you have a problem with me?"

Xiao Man looked at Xiao Jing from top to bottom and smiled slightly, "It's okay, I'm just a little curious."

Xiao Jing was confused, "What are you curious about?"

Xiao Man put down the water basin, covered his mouth and coughed, then deliberately walked up to Xiao Jing, trying to sneak attack her when she was not prepared.

Xiao Jing blocked her hand with quick eyes and hands, "I am your commander, do you think you are violating your status by doing this?"

Xiao Man's attack was stopped, and she smiled and said: "Don't hide from me. We have an engagement after all. If you avoid me like this, it seems like I'm unpopular." ."

"If you have nothing else to say, go back and rest quickly. We will start training tomorrow morning. The training of the special team is not as easy as you think." Xiao Jing was about to leave.

"Don't you want to know what I'm suspecting?" Xiao Man pointed out.

Xiao Jing stopped moving and hesitated for just a second or two. She forced herself not to look back or stop. Once she made any slow movements, her suspicions would intensify, and even Finally got confirmation.

Xiao Man followed Xiao Jing persistently, half-smiling but not smiling: "When I was a child, my favorite story was the story of Hua Mulan, chirping after chirping, Mulan weaving in the household."

Xiao Jing stopped.

Xiao Man also stopped, and she continued to recite: "Two rabbits are walking next to each other, and they can tell whether I am male or female."

Xiao Jing clenched her fists, yes, she really found out.

Xiao Man deliberately walked around to Xiao Jing, squatted down, paid careful attention to her hidden face, and said with a smile: "I'm not wrong."

"How did you know?" Xiao Jing no longer concealed anything and looked directly into her eyes.

Xiao Man shrugged, "Maybe I'm used to seeing women."

"I have been pretending for so long. I am confident that others will not see through me at a glance. How did you see through me?"

"You exude the aura of a woman all over your body. If others can't see through it, that's because they are stupid. I, Xiao Man, am not an ordinary smart person."

"So, do you want me to give you a credit?"

Xiao Man grinned and said, "You are my commander. I don't dare to ask for credit in front of you. I just admire you."

"Your future achievements will be no less than mine."

Xiao Man patted his heart proudly and said, "Of course, I am not an ordinary person."

"Do you have anything else to say?" Xiao Jing asked again.

Xiao Man coughed lightly, "Of course I have something to say. Aren't you going to marry General Shen Shengfeng? Why don't you reveal your identity?"

"Identity is just something external to the body, and it will naturally be made public when the time is right."

Xiao Man hesitated to speak. He looked around to make sure there was no one else, then he leaned into her ear and whispered, "Does General Yanmo know your identity?"

Xiao Jing shook her head, "He doesn't know."

Xiao Man lowered his head and smiled, "That's right. Although he is very powerful in the military, he is definitely not as smart as me in life."

Xiao Jing seemed to smell something different and directly pointed out: "Do you like him?"

Xiao Man covered her mouth excitedly, "Sir, please don't say this nonsense. Do I look like the kind of person who has a secret crush?"

Xiao Jing was silent, staring at the other party with burning eyes. Do you think you have any secrets in your heart?

Xiao Man lowered his head with a blushing face, "If I like someone, how could I be so secretive? I will rush forward without hesitation, steal him, and then do something that brings harmony to my life."

"I will keep it a secret for you." Xiao Jing said.

Xiao Man blinked, "Are you keeping this secret for me? What are you protecting me for?"

"The premise is that you also keep it a secret for me." Xiao Jing stretched out her hand.

Xiao Man glanced at the hand she stretched out in front of him. Is this why she wants to shake hands with him?

Xiao Jing raised her hand again, "Do you think this deal is unfair?"

Xiao Man directly held her hand and said, "Good sister, I will never reveal your identity."

"Okay, you can go back and rest." Xiao Jing turned and walked towards another dormitory building.

Xiao Man stood there, looking thoughtfully at the departing figure. She couldn't figure out why she wanted to shake hands. The transaction itself was unfair. Was there anything she needed to keep secret?

On the willow trees above the moon, a car quietly drove into the camp.

Xiao Jing leaned in front of the window sill, overlooking the extinguished car lights, and couldn't help but run out of the dormitory.

As soon as Shen Chengfeng walked up the stairs, he saw a small figure running towards him excitedly.

Xiao Jing jumped into his arms, "Captain, why have you been gone for so long?"

"I went back home." Shen Chengfeng gently brushed her cheek, "Why aren't you asleep yet?"

Xiao Jing's fingers gently hooked his collar, "I want to sleep with you."

"Let's go, you need to pay attention to rest now."

Xiao Jing had just taken two steps when she suddenly realized that he was squatting down towards her, and the next moment he picked her up without hesitation.

Shen Shengfeng said seriously: "Walking too long will consume too much energy. You should pay attention to protecting yourself now."

Xiao Jing visually measured the distance from the corridor to the dormitory. It was only about ten meters. She smiled and said, "Captain, do you think I can't take care of myself?"