Jun Ye Can’t Help But Tease His Wife Chapter 301: My precious daughter-in-law (first update)
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"Rogue, scum, shameless." Xiao Jing took a lunge, grabbed the man's ear with his back to her, and kicked him on the knee.
Yan Mo's body instinctively fell forward, and he half-knelt down. Before he had time to react, a fist hit his cheekbone mercilessly.
With a "bang", Xiao Jing became more and more angry and glared at this shameless disciple, clenching her fist again and preparing to smash it down anytime and anywhere.
"I said you shameless guys will sooner or later fantasize about those decent female soldiers of my family. Fortunately I came out today, otherwise are you going to take off your clothes?" Xiao Jing grabbed the other party's hair, Let his drooped head rise high.
"..." I am most afraid of the sudden silence in the air.
Xiao Jing's fingers suddenly loosened, and she took a few steps back in embarrassment.
Xiao Man came to his senses and shouted belatedly, "Sir, please show mercy."
Xiao Jing retreated to her side and couldn't help but frown, "Your reflex arc is a bit long."
The corner of Xiao Man's mouth twitched, "The change happened too fast, you old man, don't you allow me to be surprised first?"
"In that case, how could I consider who the other party is? What's more, why would Chief Yanmo come here at this time?" Xiao Jing asked.
Xiao Man still held his belt in his hand and said with a wry smile: "I thought he would be quite lonely during the long night, so I suggested that he come over and let us enjoy the flowers, the moon and the spring breeze together."
Xiao Jing’s gaze dropped, and by chance it landed on Xiao Man’s right hand, “Do you need to take off your pants to chat?”
Xiao Man looked at the sky with a guilty conscience, "Sir, we are not talking about taking off our pants now, but what should we do?"
Xiao Jing swallowed her saliva. She glanced cautiously at the officer whose right cheekbone was swollen after being hit by her. She wondered if she should go up to comfort him and say sorry by the way?
Yan Mo slowly got up from the ground and silently lifted up his pants.
Xiao Man took the initiative to hand over the belt in his hand.
Yan Mo subconsciously went to fish it out and pulled it.
Xiao Man reluctantly let go of his hand and coughed lightly, "Sir, are you okay?"
Yan Mo did not reply and put on his pants in silence.
"Sir, I just thought you were some kid from our military camp. I didn't expect you were here. If I knew it was you, I would never come here to destroy you." Xiao Jing stepped back very wisely. Two steps.
"You misunderstood, the relationship between me and her is not what you imagined." Yan Mo's face was a little funny, because he was punched for no reason, his eye sockets were a little swollen, and the light fell on him sadly, There were some flying insects flapping around, like a homeless homeless man in the cold winter months.
"Don't worry, I'll leave now. I'll pretend I didn't see anything." Xiao Jing turned around and ran away.
Yan Mo chased after him intentionally, but he only took two steps before silently stopping.
Xiao Man gently tugged at the corner of his clothes, "Sir, do you want me to explain it to you?"
"Explain what? Explain that I don't have an affair with you, or that I still care about her in my heart?" Yan Mo brushed her hand away and walked in the opposite direction.
Xiao Man walked behind him step by step, "Sir, a lifetime is so long, you should try to look to your right."
Yan Mo glanced sideways at the pretty girl who was smiling at him, and stopped.
Xiao Jing also stopped, her eyes reflected by the light, flickering like hidden stars.
Yan Mo looked at her, and then at the willow tree that had just sprouted buds not far away in front of him, with an indifferent tone, "She is my whole life, and she is my whole life."
Xiao Man looked at his retreating back, frowning slightly. Seeing that he was about to arrive at the parking lot, he suddenly flashed forward, used his 100-meter sprint speed, and slammed into the car without hesitation. On his waist.
Yan Mo staggered forward. Before he could stand still, a hand grabbed his arm with lightning speed, and the next moment Yan Mo was forcefully pulled back.
Xiao Man held his head forcefully and kissed his lips crazily and domineeringly like a king.
This man's lips are very thin and cold. Books often say that men have thin lips and are not affectionate, but he is very affectionate.
Yan Mo stared wide-eyed, subconsciously pushed away her rude teeth-gnashing behavior with both hands, staggered, and exited her control.
Xiao Man covered his mouth. There once was a king who stood up, but now this king broke his teeth because of his excitement.
Yan Mo took another step back like a snake. He pointed at the woman who was tyrannizing him like a young daughter-in-law and shouted: "What did you just do?"
Xiao Man wiped his mouth and said, "I want to sleep with you."
"..." Yan Mo hurriedly opened the car door, "I, let me tell you, I am not the casual person you think."
"You can treat me as a casual person." Xiao Man stepped forward step by step.
Yan Mo jumped into the car and was about to lock it when the car swayed and someone opened the door in front of the driver's seat from the outside.
With a proud smile on his lips, Xiao Man said, "Drive slowly."
Yan Mo closed the car door as if he had seen a ghost.
Xiao Man stared at the car that disappeared in a flash, and smacked his mouth, "At first glance, he looks like an unmanned little brother, oh my teeth."
Xiao Jing noticed the direction in which the car was leaving and walked to Xiao Man's side.
Xiao Man squatted on the ground, put his hands on his chin, and couldn't help but sigh, "Xiao Jing, we have had our past after all. Please tell us about our current relationship. Should I hate you because of my love?" Then why don’t I put on some small shoes for you behind my back?"
Xiao Jing squatted beside her and nodded, "According to the routine of the TV series, I think you should torture me in every possible way, try your best to break up with me, and then disguise yourself as a white lotus to deal with my man. In the meantime, I have to make life worse than death before I can give up."
Xiao Man seconded, "I also think the normal plot should be like this."
"IQ is a flaw. It may be a little difficult depending on your brain circuitry."
Xiao Man glanced at her, "Are you insulting my IQ?"
Xiao Jing patted her shoulder gently, "I just think if we don't have the ability, why don't we live so tiringly and be happy?"
Xiao Man thought she was right, "The most important thing is to be happy."
"What do you think of my uncle?"
"Chief Yanmo gave me a cold impression, like the male protagonist in a novel who comes with his own BGM. He is not only abstinent, but also melancholy. There are many secrets in his eyes, as if he is secretly in love with someone. A shameless white lotus flower, and then deliberately came to get close to me in order to forget that flower, trying to forget the pain here, but unexpectedly he fell in love with me, the heroine, but I found out about his ulterior motives. , so I pushed him away cruelly."
"..." Xiao Jing glared at her, do I still have to thank you for adding so many scenes to my flower?
Xiao Man stroked his forehead, "I am now at the extreme point of conflict. Should I forgive him and stay together with him? Or should I pick up my pride again and abandon him severely?"
"You think about these things too much." Xiao Jing stood up and wrapped her hands in clothes, "It's so late, you can go back and rest."
Xiao Man followed her, a little confused after thinking about it, "Sir Yanmo didn't know you were a woman before."
"He doesn't know."
"So what he likes is actually a man."
"..."
Xiao Man understood and slapped him hard, "I know what to do next."
Xiao Jing heard some of her inconsistent words and shrugged helplessly, "Let's go to bed early. We have a mission now. Don't delay your own affairs for the sake of your children's personal affairs."
Xiao Man muttered all the way towards the dormitory.
As soon as Xiao Jing walked up the steps, a figure blocked her way.
Shen Shengfeng stood on the steps and stretched out his right hand towards her.
Xiao Jing smiled and naturally held his hand. The moment her palms touched, any chill was eliminated.
The night breeze blew slowly, stirring the slender willow branches on both sides of the road.
"Captain, I'm a little nervous." After a while, Xiao Jing said.
The air was still so cold, and there was a sound of wind passing by, and her voice was slightly covered up.
Shen Chengfeng unbuttoned his coat and wrapped her small body tightly in his own clothes, "I'm also very nervous."
Xiao Jing was dull. She thought that the captain, who had always remained calm even when things were going downhill, would reassure her that she didn't need to be nervous. She never thought that the captain would also say that he was very nervous.
Shen Chengfeng put her head against his heart, "Did you hear it, my heartbeat."
Xiao Jing listened carefully to his beating heartbeat, pursed her lips and smiled, "Is the captain also nervous?"
"I finally have to tell the world that I, Shen Chengfeng, have taken a wife. I think I will be unable to sleep all night on that day."
It seemed a little cold, Xiao Jing hugged his waist harder and harder.
"Is it cold?"
Xiao Jing wanted to shake her head and say it wasn't cold, but she couldn't help but sneeze as soon as she said it.
Shen Chengfeng took off his coat and buttoned it on her body, "Why did you catch a cold?"
Xiao Jing rubbed her itchy nose, "Maybe it's really cold."
Shen Chengfeng held her hand and walked towards the dormitory in an unhurried manner.
In the next few days, the spring scenery was still bright, and figures hurriedly walked through the yard.
The Shen family mansion is busy.
Yan Jun stood in the kitchen with a solemn look on her face. She had originally planned to personally prepare a love lunch for her precious daughter-in-law today. However, all the dishes she had experimented with all morning failed.
Marshal Shen Tiantian had just returned from abroad. As soon as he entered the living room, he smelled the faint sour smell in the air. He hurriedly stopped the adjutant behind him and deliberately slowed down, "Follow me, walk slowly, don't Make any noise."
The adjutant understood what the officer meant and moved his steps cautiously.
"Master, you came back just in time." Yan Jun's voice sounded from the kitchen.
Shen Yitian lowered his feet stiffly. He adjusted his clothes and asked, "How did Madam know that I was back?"
Yan Jun ran out of the kitchen carrying a plate of dark things. When she approached, a lingering sour smell rushed towards Shen Yitian, and he was forcefully forced back. Two steps.
Shen Yitian covered his mouth and coughed, "Madam, what the **** is this?"
Yan Jun sighed, "Don't you say that pregnant people like to eat sour food? And this shrimp is high in protein, which is very suitable for replenishing the body after pregnancy. I thought about combining these two things. I originally planned to use white vinegar. There weren't enough bottles, so I added a bottle of regular vinegar."
Shen Tiantian breathed a sigh of relief and almost didn't lift it up. Just looking at the dark thing made him feel his teeth aching.
Yan Jun said, "Try it quickly. The children will be back in half an hour. I have to try to see if this dish is edible."
"..." Then why don't you give it to your own husband? Aren't you afraid that you will lose your husband in middle age?
Seeing that he was motionless, Yan Jun simply took one and stuffed it into his mouth.
As soon as Shen Yitian's tongue tasted the shrimp skin, an indescribable sour smell rushed from the soles of his feet to the top of his head, almost causing him to fall down.
Yan Jun looked forward to it eagerly, "How does it taste? I didn't boil it in water. It was all soaked in vinegar. It's delicious."
The comrade adjutant watched helplessly as his superior was having trouble speaking out. He had planned to show his loyalty and courage to remonstrate with his wife, but as soon as he opened his mouth, something was suddenly stuffed into his mouth.
Sour, not only sour, but also bitter, not only bitter, but also salty!
Comrade Adjutant staggered two steps. At that moment, he actually tasted the ups and downs of life. What is this taste? He felt like his sense of taste had momentarily failed.
When Yan Jun saw the two people who were silent, he frowned and asked, "How is it? Can you eat it?"
"Huh." Shen Yitian breathed successfully. He felt as if something had blown through the barrier on his nose. At that moment, he breathed in the most primitive air, so fresh that he almost burst into tears.
Yan Jun shook his head, "As expected, I can't eat it. Is it too sour? Then I'll add some sugar."
Looking at his wife's leaving figure, Shen Yitian opened his mouth and spat out the baby shrimp that had long since passed away.
"Ahem." Comrade Adjutant was forced to swallow it. His entire mouth was numb, and even with his mouth open like this, he couldn't say a single word.
Shen Yitian patted his shoulder gently and said, "I feel sorry for you."
The adjutant was jealous and had a sour nose, "Sir, can I apply not to come to your house next time?"
Shen Yitian shook his head, "We have worked together for more than ten years. Can you bear to see your parents suffer alone?"
"..." The adjutant took a few steps back silently. It was obvious that he was very tolerant.
Yan Jun came out again with a plate in his hands, "Sir, I just put some sugar in, please try again."
This time Shen Yitian decided not to open his mouth and shook his head very hard.
Yan Jun put the plate down, opened his mouth and stuffed it in, "As the future father-in-law and future grandfather, there is nothing wrong with helping your daughter-in-law and fat grandchildren try the food. Come on, tell me. Me, how does it taste?"
The corners of Shen Yitian's mouth trembled slightly. In the past few decades, he was used to eating his wife's dark cuisine. He had survived so many ups and downs, so what was this pain? He tried chewing it, and then suddenly realized something was wrong.
Yan Jun frowned when he saw him vomiting, "Why are you vomiting? Can't you eat it?"
Shen Tiantian pointed to the shrimp on the ground, and there was a shining tooth next to it!
"..." Yan Jun looked at his big teeth with a gap in them and laughed, "Sir, I noticed that the right side of your face has lost some weight."
Shen Yitian covered his face: He has no teeth, how can he not lose weight?
Yan Jun ran back to the kitchen again holding the plate.
Comrade Adjutant stepped forward, looked at the big white tooth on the ground, and twitched the corner of his mouth, "Sir, are you sure you won't stop Madam from making lunch?"
Shen Yitian picked up his teeth distressedly, "Can I stop her for a moment? Can I stop her for a lifetime? My wife is only so proud. How can a competent husband deprive her of the right to enjoy the kitchen? ?"
The adjutant heard the crackling sound coming from the direction of the kitchen, and suddenly felt a pain in his stomach. Could it be that Madam accidentally got the crumbs into the rice?
The atmosphere in the Shen family today is very different. Shen Shengyi felt the friendly atmosphere from the family as soon as he came home.
Yan Jun walked quickly through the yard.
Shen Shengyi was a little moved. When he saw his mother walking towards him, he opened his hands, ready to be hugged by his mother at any time.
Then, Yan Jun skipped him and walked behind him.
As soon as Xiao Jing walked up the steps, there was an extra hand on her arm.
Yan Jun glanced at his son, "The dew this morning has not completely evaporated. The ground is so slippery. Don't you know how to support your wife?"
Xiao Jing was a little embarrassed, "Mother-in-law, you don't have to do this, I can go by myself."
"Be careful and pay attention to your steps. Yesterday I asked the servants to clean up the yard, but there are still some things missing. Be careful." Yan Jun slapped Shen Shengyi who was blocking the way and pushed him away. He helped his precious daughter-in-law into the house.
Shen Shengyi felt a crisis, the crisis of domestic cold violence.
Shen Shengfeng walked behind him with a smile in his eyes, "It seems that I don't have to worry about whether she will be wronged when she gets married."
Shen Shengyi shouted angrily: "Your wife is no longer wronged, I am wronged!"
Shen Chengfeng completely ignored his second brother who was shouting at him and walked straight towards the house.
The cold wind was blowing and it was chilly. Shen Shengyi looked at the sky and then at the ground. Are all of you blind?
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