Jun Ye Can’t Help But Tease His Wife Chapter 302: Wedding: Bridesmaid vs. Best Man (Second Update)
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As soon as Xiao Jing entered the house, she smelled the sour smell in the air that made people feel sour. She subconsciously glanced in the direction of the restaurant and had an ominous premonition in her heart. Could it be that her mother-in-law was cooking by herself again?
Yan Jun could not hide her joy on her face, she said: "As soon as I heard that you were coming back yesterday, I deliberately asked the cook at home to select the freshest ingredients early in the morning."
"Mother, what did you cook?" Shen Chengfeng looked at the long row of various dishes on the dining table, and the answer was obviously obvious.
Yan Jun laughed three times and led his daughter-in-law into the restaurant, "This is the dish I studied all night last night and let your father-in-law try it. Don't worry, you can eat it."
Xiao Jing took a look at Marshal Shen Tiantian, who was sitting in the main seat with his face turning blue and purple, and silently wanted to ask her future mother-in-law: Are you sure you can eat this meal?
Shen Tiantian burped and stood up from the chair, "Although the taste is a bit strange, it is generally good. For example, this dish, cabbage in broth, your mother-in-law thinks you may like spicy food. , specially put two YD devil peppers, and here is another dish, steamed bitter melon, which also has a great finishing touch: three walnuts, which can nourish the brain and blood and relieve internal heat."
Xiao Jing felt that her future father-in-law seemed a little confused.
Shen Shengyi stared dumbfounded at a table full of dazzling food. No wonder his mother had told him to come back for dinner today.
"My second son is back too. Come and have a try. Mother left soup specially for you." Yan Jun filled a bowl himself and handed it over.
Shen Yitian rubbed his belly and sat back on the chair. Fortunately, his second son was back and he finally didn't have to try the dishes anymore.
Before Shen Shengyi could react, a spoon was stuffed directly into his mouth. Then, an unspeakable disaster spread from the tip of his tongue to his whole body.
"How's it going? I think it's a bit undercooked and not spicy enough." Yan Jun planned to take a sip by herself, but she just put it to her mouth and moved it away silently. She choked and was hit by a very strong The strong chili smell was overwhelming.
"Cough, cough, cough." Shen Shengyi came back to his senses and almost jumped several meters away. In the end, he couldn't find the water and rushed out of the hall, regardless of the still cool weather in March. , jumped into the swimming pool.
Yan Jun put down the soup bowl, and finally put a big red cross in the bowl of soup that looked normal.
"Mom, you don't have to go to such trouble." Shen Chengfeng walked into the kitchen, looked at the mess in the kitchen, and said to the two chefs who were cleaning up inside, "Let's start preparing lunch."
The two chefs looked at each other.
"Be lighter, don't need to be too greasy, and don't taste too salty." Shen Shengfeng finished the explanation and walked out of the kitchen.
Yan Jun sat back on the chair and rubbed the edge of the table with his fingers.
Shen Yitian suddenly sat up straight. He held Yan Jun's hand and said gently, "The children may not be used to your craftsmanship. It doesn't matter. I will get used to it. I will still rely on you in the next few decades." Cook for me."
Yan Jun smiled and said, "Don't you like eating too, don't you?"
"Madam, don't you often say that I am a duplicitous person? Although I say no, I am actually very happy in my heart." Shen Tiantian took a big sip of the soup as he spoke, "Although it is very spicy, it is too much." Just drink two sips of water and go down."
"Pfft." Yan Jun covered his mouth with a smile and took the soup bowl away, "Master, I'm afraid I'll break your other tooth again."
"The broken tooth was repaired in a while. Madam is unhappy, and I have to spend a long time coaxing her." Shen Yitian picked up a piece of fish and handed it to her mouth, "You want to try it too."
Yan Jun instinctively opened his mouth, the smile on his face stopped abruptly, and he spit out, "Is this really what I did?"
"Although it's a little salty and a little bit strong, I'll go down it after drinking two more sips of water." Shen Yitian took two more bites with satisfaction.
Xiao Jing gently tugged at the corner of her captain's clothes and said, "Captain, I feel like I'm almost full without eating."
Shen Shengfeng covered his wife's eyes, "You won't be able to see her anymore."
Xiao Jing pulled his hand away and took a sip of water, "It seems your second brother hasn't come up yet?"
"Maybe he's too thirsty." Shen Shengfeng glanced at the housekeeper who seemed to be preparing to grab someone, and stood up, "I'll go out and take a look."
In the yard, a group of people gathered around the swimming pool.
Shen Shengyi emerged from the water panting, his whole mouth turned red.
The housekeeper hurriedly handed over the towel, "Second Young Master, are you feeling better?"
Shen Shengyi's mouth couldn't stop trembling, and he shook his head, feeling embarrassed.
"You all go down first." Shen Chengfeng stepped forward, looked at his second brother who was all wet, and handed over a coat in a friendly manner.
Shen Shengyi was shivering from the cold, and his lips were trembling a little, "You are a bit of a bastard, you have some conscience."
"Have there been any progress in the research results?" Shen Chengfeng revealed the purpose of his visit.
Shen Shengyi was stunned for a moment, "Do you think I am a miracle doctor? Give me a random thing and I can turn decay into magic. This thing must be done step by step."
Shen Shengfeng's eyes fell on him for a moment, "So you still haven't made a breakthrough yet?"
"I am trying my best to solidify my previous assumptions, but this also requires a process."
Shen Chengfeng stepped closer, "You should know how important this matter is to her. She always thought that the answer you gave me, second brother, was a definite answer, not an ambiguous experimental answer."
Shen Shengyi was forced to take a step back, and he hung on the edge of the swimming pool again. "I just made a suggestion at the time. How did I know she was a woman? I didn't expect you guys to actually have children."
"Why can't a normal man and a normal woman have children?" Shen Chengfeng asked.
Shen Shengyi looked at him from top to bottom: How do you look like a normal man?
Shen Chengfeng ignored the doubt in his eyes and said, "If she comes to ask you this answer in the future, you must tell her that it is yes, and it does not require repeated experiments?"
"You want me to tell lies to deceive her? What if it doesn't work? In the end, I will lose my own brand."
Shen Chengfeng narrowed his eyes, "Or do you want me to pick up the sign for you now?"
Shen Shengyi couldn't catch his breath. He was forced to hold his breath and looked at the third brother who threatened him aggrievedly. Is this guy putting the cart before the horse? After all, he was about to be his savior. Shouldn't the savior be respected in the heart? He should be respected like his ancestors. Why did he become his grandson when he came to him?
"Second brother, you are also a soldier. You should know what a serious crime it is to misrepresent military information." Shen Chengfeng continued.
"..." Has he convicted himself and become a heinous prisoner?
Shen Shengfeng's eyes fell directly on him. It was obvious that Shen Shengyi was indeed a sinner in his eyes.
Shen Shengyi almost fell into the swimming pool again. He felt that he had to let this **** know his identity. Whether it was family status or military status, he was ahead of him.
"Sir." Xiao Jing ran all the way from the house.
Shen Shengfeng hugged her excited figure and said hurriedly, "Why are you in such a hurry? Slow down."
Xiao Jing pursed her lips and smiled, "I just remembered that I haven't asked the officer about that yet."
Shen Shengfeng stood in front of her without leaving a trace, "What do you want to ask?"
Xiao Jing smiled and said, "I am pregnant now, can I proceed to the next step? For example, to speed up the experiment or something, do I need to draw blood?"
"The second brother has his own plans. We can't put too much pressure on him, otherwise he will be very nervous." Shen Chengfeng said.
Xiao Jing looked at Shen Shengyi, who was silent, and frowned, "Does this mean there is no progress?"
Chen Shengfeng shook his head, "We have to believe the second brother, he is certified, right?"
Shen Shengyi felt an invisible pressure. If he said a wrong word at this time, his third brother would probably kick him mercilessly to make him feel the warmth of the swimming pool again.
Xiao Jing's heart was high, and she hurriedly asked, "Sir, what stage is the experiment currently at? Do you need my cooperation?"
"Ahem." Shen Shengyi coughed pretending to be profound, "The experiment is very successful so far, and I don't need your cooperation yet. Don't worry, I will be the first to notify you when I need you."
"That's good." Xiao Jing grinned, "But aren't you cold, sir?"
"Sneeze." Before he finished speaking, Shen Shengyi let out a long sneeze.
With quick eyes and hands, Shen Shengfeng pushed his second brother away and blocked his little wife in time, fearing that the sneeze would infect her.
Shen Shengyi's body swayed, his arms kept paddling in the air, and finally he fell into the pool with a thud.
"Sir!" Xiao Jing shouted, and saw the coat slowly floating on the water.
"Huhuhu." Shen Shengyi popped his head out of the pool, bared his teeth and roared, "Shen Shengfeng, you little heartless guy."
Xiao Jing was thinking about whether to fish out the spinning officer in the pond again, but as soon as she stretched out her hand, her captain took it over.
Shen Shengfeng said calmly, "The cook should have prepared lunch, let's go in."
Xiao Jing whispered, "What about your second brother?"
"He's very good at water, so don't pay attention to her." Shen Chengfeng opened the glass door of his home.
In the restaurant, the extra food was removed and replaced with a normal lunch.
The meals are a combination of Chinese and Western cuisine, with a faint fragrance floating in the air.
"I came early rather than by chance." Mrs. Shen's clear laughter came from the living room.
Everyone stood up and waited for the old lady to take her seat.
Mrs. Shen waved her hand, "Since when did our Shen family have so many rules? We all sit and eat your food."
"Xiao Jing, eat a piece of meat." Yan Jun put a piece of meat into her bowl.
"It's best to drink a bowl of soup before eating." Shen Yitian scooped up a bowl of soup and handed it to him.
"She likes to eat pig's trotters." Shen Chengfeng put the grilled pig's trotters on her plate.
"Give her a bunch of meat as soon as she comes up. Pregnant people eat too greasy food, which is bad for the stomach. She needs to eat something light first, and then eat some vegetables." The old lady did not forget to put a plate of sprouts on the plate. Clip it into her bowl.
Xiao Jing looked at the plate full of food and took two bites of rice, "You don't have to pick the food for me, I can pick it up myself."
"That's right, what are you doing to everyone like this? Xiaojing can eat whatever she likes." Mrs. Shen stirred her soup bowl and glanced at her son, whose mouth was full of oil. "You Also be a little more outgoing, after all, a new daughter-in-law is here, so be careful about your image."
"Ahem." Shen Yitian put down the pig's trotters in his hand and wiped his mouth, "Yes, mother."
Mrs. Shen looked at Xiao Jing again, "Eat quickly, don't be restrained, and eat with confidence. If you want to eat something that is out of reach, I will bring it to you."
"Don't any of you care about your second son who fell into the water?" Shen Shengyi ran into the restaurant aggrievedly, stared at his parents and elders who were in a happy state, stamped his feet, left a puddle of water, then turned around and ran proudly Go up to the second floor.
Yan Jun stood up from the chair in a hurry. Xiao Jing thought that as a mother, she should care about her second son, but she heard what she said.
Yan Jun said: "Wipe up all the water quickly. What should I do if I step on it and slip?"
Shen Yitian slapped the table and stood up, "This guy has become more and more reckless recently. He made such a puddle of water. I ordered him to go down and no one will give him anything to eat at noon today."
Xiao Jing approached her captain and lowered her voice, "Why do I feel like your second brother picked him up?"
"Aren't you hungry? Eat well." Shen Chengfeng put some more vegetables into her bowl.
After lunch, the fragrance of tea lingered quietly.
The sun was shining brightly in the yard, the spring breeze was blowing slowly, and the air was mixed with the sweet fragrance of nectar.
"I have decided to hold the wedding at Qishan Manor. What do you think of it, mother?" Yan Jun personally brewed two pots of tea, placing one cup in front of Mrs. Shen and one cup in front of Xiao Jing.
Mrs. Shen picked up a sunspot and said solemnly, "Just take care of these things."
"What do you think of Xiaojing?" Yan Jun looked at Xiao Jing who was concentrating on studying the chessboard.
Xiao Jing nodded, "Mother-in-law, just pay attention."
Yan Jun looked around and was convinced that the two of them did not take her words to heart at all. He shook his head and said, "You guys should go down slowly. If you are hungry, there are refreshments here."
Mrs. Shen stood on the chair with one hand, her expression became more and more serious, "You little girl are not simple, you actually forced me to do this."
Xiao Jing smiled, "That's grandma, you deliberately put water on me."
"No, no, no, my old lady will not deliberately betray someone just to please anyone. That is disrespectful to the chess game." Mrs. Shen placed the black piece again.
Shen Yitian stood aside, already eager to play.
Mrs. Shen glanced at him and said, "What? How dare you come up and show your embarrassment just by getting some fire?"
Shen Tiantian smiled and said, "Mom, I'll just take a look and won't say another word."
Looking at the overall situation, Xiao Jing involuntarily tightened her grip on the chess piece in her hand. She had to think about it.
"Okay, let's not play anymore. Although this game of chess cultivates the mind, it can easily break the mind. It's not suitable for you to think so much now." Mrs. Shen took the initiative to give up and continue playing chess.
Xiao Jing said hurriedly, "Grandma, I can continue."
Mrs. Shen took out a towel and wiped the sweat on her forehead, "Don't force yourself so much."
Xiao Jing also felt that she was a little powerless. She stood up from the chair while holding on to the edge of the table. She maintained one movement for too long, and her legs and feet were a little numb.
Shen Shengfeng hung up the phone and hurried over from the other side of the yard, "What's wrong?"
Xiao Jing shook her head and hammered her feet, "Maybe it's because she's been sitting for a long time."
"Take her out for a walk quickly and do some exercise." Mrs. Shen was a little tired and took a few sips of tea.
Shen Shengfeng held her hand and walked through the yard. In the spring season, birds were flying low in the air.
Xiao Jing lowered her head and smiled, "Captain, this feels so good."
Shen Chengfeng didn't understand what she meant, "What does it feel like?"
"Just like an ordinary couple, they walk and stop and look at the scenery along the way. But I am worried whether you are walking too fast or I am walking too slow. We have always walked side by side."
"What are you talking about?" Shen Chengfeng rubbed her head, "There's only one month left, are you ready?"
Xiao Jing faced him, looking extremely serious, "I have been prepared for a long time and can put on your wedding dress at any time."
"Even if the road ahead is extremely difficult, we must hold these hands together and hold on tight."
Xiao Jing nodded solemnly, her eyebrows curved, "Even if the world is incompatible with you, I will still sympathize with you."
"Bang!" A firework shook open the sky, and its splendor dazzled the entire sky.
The helicopter flying at low altitude brushed through the lush forests of the Qishan Mountains, rolling up the dead leaves in the sky, falling like brisk butterflies.
The ten-kilometer road that stretches throughout the Qishan Mountains, from the foot of the mountain to the top of the mountain, is surrounded by flying colorful flags, majestic salutes, and petals sprinkled by helicopters flying past.
Everything is beautiful.
In front of the Xiao family's mansion, there was a huge crowd. A tank opened the way and pointed its muzzle directly at the leader's mansion.
The housekeeper was so frightened that he broke into a cold sweat. Is this a wedding? Why do I look like I'm here to steal my bride?
The leader is a powerful best man group formed by the army, all wearing camouflage uniforms and high-precision simulated guns. They can break in immediately as long as the leader gives an order.
Of course, Marshal Xiao Yao also gave an order today, just make trouble! Otherwise, who would dare to break into the leader's private residence?
On the second floor of the Xiao family mansion, Qin Ran looked at the formation in the direction of the gate and was shocked, "What's going on?"
Xiao Jing opened the curtains, looked at the menacing group of people, and gestured, "Are you ready?"
A group of female soldiers stood side by side behind her, replying in a tone that shocked the mountains and rivers: "Yes, sir."
"It's time to test your nearly two months of training results." Xiao Jing had an indescribable smile on her lips.
Everyone in the groomsmen group swarmed up and slowly approached the gate from all directions.
Qin Ran couldn't help but feel her heart rising. She looked anxiously at her daughter, who was calm at home, and frowned, "Daughter, your wedding is a happy day, why do you make it look like a military drill?"
Xiao Jingwaner, "Mother, you can think of this as a military exercise."
"We can't play like this. There are still a lot of guests waiting in the villa. It would be bad if we missed the best moment."
Xiao Jing put her hands on her mother's shoulders, "Don't worry, we will stop it."
After saying that, Qin Ran saw his daughter taking out the walkie-talkie. Yes, was she planning to conduct the exercise herself?
Xiao Jing looked at the real-time pictures sent back from the computer. There were four armored vehicles in front of the wedding car, as well as a new M5200 tank. Sure enough, she had made a big deal.
There were many reporters on both sides of the road who planned to take secret photos. Seeing this formation, they were so frightened that they did not dare to come out rashly.
Is this going to be a war?
Shen Shengfeng walked out of the car. Today he was wearing a jet black military uniform and high military boots stepping on the branches. He took the binoculars to look at the movement in the house and said: "Attack."
"Dong dong dong." The ground began to shake.
The reporters lurking in the dark were all scared to death.
"Boom, boom, boom." The same vibration rang out in the house.
Cheng Chen, who was originally running at the front, suddenly looked stern. His pupils slowly intensified. He looked at the ten MT008 series heavy machine guns being pushed out. His feet stagnated, and he turned around and ran back.
Xiao Man calibrated the sight and fired continuously.
The simulated bombs used in weddings are of the type of fireworks. Each bomb will scatter directly after hitting an obstacle, just like the fireworks hitting a person, except that it will burn a hole in the clothes.
Cheng Chen jumped directly into the grass.
Jiang Xin turned the muzzle of the tank and aimed at the group of female soldiers, and indeed achieved great results.
"Bang." The cannonball was emitted from the muzzle. It was also a fireworks-type cannonball. The moment it landed in the yard, the ground was like sparks that shattered into pieces, falling more or less on the opponent's body.
Wei Ziqi shook the two fire beads on her body, shouldered the long-barreled cannon, and roared, "Spread out."
A group of people dispersed instantly.
Cheng Chen knew something was wrong, so he turned around and fled from the grass where he was hiding.
"Bang." The fireworks exploded one meter away from him, but they were blown away in the blink of an eye. His dress was in pieces, and only one pair of white beads remained on his face. As for that, it was not easy to do it. The hair was directly burned in bunches.
Xiao Man stood up on the steps, leaned on the flower bed with one leg, and pulled off her burned coat. The hem of her pink bridesmaid dress fluttered in the wind, and she said: "Sisters, attack."
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Hahaha, we will continue to **** the bride tomorrow. Xiaoman is ready, what about you? Three updates tomorrow!