Jun Ye Can’t Help But Tease His Wife Chapter 342: The poisonous oath of two idiots (first update)
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Outside the office, Xiao Ye, who was about to knock on the door, stopped. He seemed to have heard some crackling sound just now. For safety reasons, he leaned against the door and listened carefully to what was going on inside.
"What are you listening to?" A man's voice sounded from behind Xiao Ye.
Xiao Ye stood up straight reflexively and turned around with a smile on his face, "Nothing, just to make sure there is no one inside."
Yan Mo walked straight forward, raised his hand and was about to knock on the door, "Just make sure there is someone inside and knock on the door directly."
Xiao Ye quickly grabbed his hand, shook his head and said, "I think there should be someone inside."
Yan Mo understood the implication of his words and retracted his hand at the right time. He also lay on the door and listened with bated breath to what was going on inside.
"Sir, what are you listening to?" Xiao Ye raised his ears and carefully determined the situation inside.
Yan Mo covered his mouth and coughed lightly, "No matter what's going on inside, I'm here to talk business, not just listen to the wall."
"What the officer said is absolutely true. We are all here to discuss business." Xiao Ye took a step back and waited for the officer to knock on the door.
Seeing that he had given up his position, Yan Mo raised his hand and raised it high above his head. Seeing that the majestic formation seemed to be ready to knock down, knock down hard.
Xiao Ye stepped back silently. Although it was clear day and clear sky, they might have misunderstood something, but from the babbling sound inside, they could tell that it was not suitable to stay here for a long time.
The sun fell unkindly on the two of them, and they just sat on the stairs in front of the building. The cold wind blew so hard that they couldn't help but shiver.
Xiao Ye took a cautious look at the officer next to him and broke the silence, "Why are you down too?"
"I'm addicted to cigarettes. I want to smoke a cigarette before going up." As he spoke, Yan Mo took out his cigarette case, lit a cigarette, exhaled, and looked lonely at the falling leaves swirling in the yard.
Xiao Ye also lit a cigarette and said, "The north wind is blowing and the water is cold. A strong man will never return once he is gone."
"What are you doing here?" Yan Mo put his hands on the steps behind him and stretched his legs as he pleased.
Xiao Ye leaned against the stairs like him and said with a smile, "As the winner of the first place in the special team last year, I need to share my experience with my defeated generals. Why are you here, sir?"
Yan Mo shook off the ashes and said, "The last mission involved Tie Ying, so I came to discuss our next cooperation with him."
"Are you ready to cooperate?"
"After the assessment of your special forces team, there will be a joint military exercise around April next year. I need to cooperate with the special forces team."
"This is indeed a pretty good plan, why not discuss it with my whale wolf?"
Yan Mo stamped out the cigarette butt, "This is also a good idea."
"Hahaha, I think this is a good idea too."
"Okay, you should be able to go up now." Yan Mo stood up and patted the dust on his body.
Xiao Ye walked beside him, "Sir, are you sure it's so fast?"
Yan Mo looked at the time, it was half an hour at least, it should have been that fast.
Xiao Ye looked at the ceiling with some guilt, "How about we give up this plan."
Yan Mo paused for a moment, then took back the step he was about to take, "If you think about it carefully, I don't necessarily have to cooperate with the Iron Eagles. Why don't I go sit in your Whale Wolf now?" ”
Xiao Ye laughed loudly at the top of his lungs again, "Sir, this is a good decision. Why don't we go there now?"
"Let's go." Yan Mo exited the building.
Not far away, Xu Jingjing was walking on the playground holding a bunch of things needed for training.
Behind her was Zhao Qing, who was also holding a bunch of things. She didn't expect that the guy in front of her would stop suddenly and bumped into him.
Xu Jingjing was knocked staggering, her hands loosened, and the shot **** in her pocket rolled down one by one.
When Yan Mo heard the movement, he glanced in this direction, just a glance, feeling somewhat guilty for no reason.
"Jingjing, why did you stop suddenly?" Zhao Qing helped her pick up the shot put.
Xu Jingjing noticed the sight in front of her and raised her eyes. The man's figure flickered in and out of the sunlight, and a bright light happened to fall between his eyes, flickering.
"Sir, what are you doing standing still?" Xiao Ye was sitting in the car. When he saw that Yan Mo was motionless outside the car, he stretched out half of his head and called out.
Yan Mo came back to his senses, touched the car door, and then carefully glanced in the direction of Xu Jingjing. Why was she looking at him like this? I didn't say anything about wanting to be quiet.
Xu Jingjing stood up immediately.
Yan Mo was so frightened by her actions that he hurriedly opened the car door.
Xu Jingjing saluted, "Sir."
Yan Mo's movements froze, "Go and do your work and ignore us."
Xu Jingjing looked at the car leaving and squatted back to pick up things.
Xiao Ye couldn't help laughing as he drove the car, "Sir, you seem to be particularly afraid of the female soldier just now."
"Do you know who she is?" Yan Mo asked.
Xiao Ye nodded, "I know, she is Xu Jingjing, the second daughter of Marshal Xu Mao. Is there any problem?"
Yan Mo lowered his voice and said, "Don't you think there is something wrong with her brain?"
"I don't think there's anything wrong with her."
"No, that's because you didn't realize that she doesn't just have language communication difficulties. Let me tell you, she also has an anger disorder and will use her hands and feet whenever she disagrees."
"Sir, how do you know that she likes to do something if she doesn't agree with you?"
"How I know is not important. What is important is that I just know that she is irritable and savage." Yan Mo gritted his teeth.
Xiao Ye nodded in realization, "She is very similar to her sister."
"If the two daughters of their Xu family get married, my name, Yanmo, will be written upside down."
"Sir, there is no need to be so cruel. What will you do if they get married?"
"I do what I say. If there are people who want them like this, then this person is not only blind, but also has a **** lack of heart. No, he lacks brains. How much lack of love does he have to fall in love with this person? Two sisters." Yan Mo said angrily.
Xiao Ye held the steering wheel with both hands, "Sir, although what you said does not make sense, what if someone who is really blind happens to like them?"
"Then let's laugh at him together and activate all taunting skills."
"Even though Xu Jingjing and the sister in her family are a little savage, they still know how to behave. You have never seen a woman who is so unreasonable that she even gets into trouble." Xiao Ye shook his head and sighed.
"What happened to Brother Xiao again?" Yan Mo asked.
"You should also know this person, Gu Ancheng, who is Shen Shengfeng's aunt."
Yan Mo knocked on the car door excitedly, "How did you get into trouble with this **** aunt?"
"How could I possibly provoke this aunt? When the baby was one month old, I went to the Shen family as a guest. By chance, she was on a blind date. What's even better, she misunderstood me."
"This aunt has been on blind dates every year and failed every year. She is still persistent."
Xiao Ye couldn't help but sarcastically said, "If Xu Jingjing is blind, then marrying this person is definitely not as simple as blindness. That is completely brainless, two hundred and five, a big idiot."
"Don't say it so harshly. Although Gu Ancheng is a bit unreasonable, he is still handsome and has good abilities. The only thing is that he is a little stronger and he is too senior. Once he marries into the house, I am afraid that When faced with Marshal Shen Tiantian calling him aunt over and over again, and those guys like Shen Shenghuang calling him aunt, they will sooner or later be frightened to the point of having a heart attack."
"Isn't it true that when you bring someone home, you have to offer them as offerings to your ancestors? No, a piece of fragrance is enough for your ancestors. But for this aunt, he needs so much love."
"What Brother Xiao said is absolutely true. I feel more and more that it is too late for us to meet each other."
"How about we go have a drink?"
"Just as I wanted, I walked two kilometers down the off-ramp, and there happened to be a bar recently."
The sun sets, and the sky is smeared with bright red.
Xiao Jing was a little distressed. She lay on the table and stared expressionlessly at the culprit who had just finished lighting the fire and left her alone. She turned over and looked at the ceiling with resentment in her eyes, "Captain, you Did you forget something?"
Shen Chengfeng hung up the phone, glanced at the woman with two big eyes and a sad expression on her face, leaned down and kissed her on the forehead, "Something happened, I need to go out immediately. Whatever it is, let’s talk about it tonight.”
Xiao Jing grabbed his collar and sat up reluctantly, "What can be greater than the great harmony of life?"
"Mr.
Xiao Jing put one hand on his shoulder and arched her eyebrows, "It turns out that this backdoor theory is also popular in the military."
"I'm talking about serious business."
"Don't I sound serious?"
Shen Chengfeng came close to her, with the tip of his nose touching hers, and his voice was strong and powerful, "You also know this person, Hao Jiyue."
Xiao Jing stepped back and looked at the person in front of her with stern eyes, "Hao Jiyue is a general. Mr. Xue recommended her to join my Red Eagle team? What are you doing in my Red Eagle team? Become an ancestor? Or replace me as captain?" ”
"Be the deputy team."
"No." Xiao Jing blurted out without thinking. She leaned against the table, suppressed the cynical smile on her face, and said seriously, "First of all, she is a general, she has her own camp, and she has her own The army, this is against the rules. Secondly, the deputy team member of a special operations team is at least of good ability and quality. I think that although she has a high military rank, if she really relies on her ability, I am afraid she will not have the ability to stay in the special operations group."
"This is your team, you have your own judgment, and I respect your choice."
"I'm afraid the people above won't give up." Xiao Jing sat back on the chair without interest, "Captain, if you really ask me what I think, I will refuse directly."
"I said that I respect my wife's choice." Shen Chengfeng leaned down, getting closer to her, with the corners of his mouth raised slightly, "I'm going out now, and I'll talk to you in detail when I come back in the evening."
Xiao Jing held her chin with one hand, looked at the figure who had left, and stood up from the chair with a loud sound.
The bugle sounds and it’s time for dinner.
Xiao Jing hurriedly walked through the yard and went straight to Gu Ancheng, who was chatting and laughing among the male soldiers.
Gu Ancheng noticed that someone was looking towards her purposefully and subconsciously looked up.
Puffing, Xiao Jing leaned forward and pointed to the corner, "Auntie, I have something very important that I need to discuss with you."
Gu Ancheng waved his hand, "No big deal can stop your aunt and grandma from having **** with grandpa."
Xiao Jing didn't care whether she refused or agreed, and forcefully dragged her to a secluded corner.
Gu Ancheng looked at the male soldiers who had walked away and sighed, "I'm just one step away from being able to chat with their deputy team tonight, admire the moon, and hold hands."
"Auntie, what would you do if someone missed your man?"
"Who dares to care about my man?" Gu Ancheng glanced at Xiao Jing from top to bottom, and said jokingly, "Someone has taken a fancy to my Third Master Shen?"
"Ahem, what I'm talking about is if, as a man, you will always encounter some yingyingyanyan."
"Do you know what it means to kill one person as a warning to others?" Gu Ancheng poked her waist, "You are also a soldier after all, beat me to death."
"What if the other party's military rank is higher than mine?"
Gu Ancheng pinched his chin pretending to be profound, "This question is a bit difficult. First of all, soldiers cannot commit the following crimes. This is a rule. Secondly, wouldn't it be more embarrassing if you fail to beat him."
"What do you think I should do?"
"How about you help this pair of idiots? After all, goods that can be easily taken away are not good goods. If you keep the green hills, you won't have to worry about having no firewood." Gu Ancheng was about to chase the group of male soldiers. She was dragged tightly by Xiao Jing again.
Xiao Jing couldn't laugh or cry, "Auntie, I would rather demolish ten temples than ruin one marriage, not to mention that I am planning for a rainy day. I will ask you first."
Gu Ancheng pulled her hand away and said seriously, "Do you think your aunt is an experienced person?"
Xiao Jing shook her head instinctively.
"I am an innocent girl. How could I tell you how to deal with Hu Meizi? My principle is to fight. If you can't fight, run away. If you can't run, just stay with her."
"Auntie, let me tell you the truth, there is a female general who wants to join my Red Eagle team."
Gu Ancheng looked at Xiao Jing with a knowing expression, raised his finger and pointed at her, smiling, "I understand, so you have a sense of crisis?"
"It's not a crisis, I just feel that the person who came here is evil."
"You are right to have a sense of crisis. After all, a guy like Shen Chengfeng is so outstanding, so handsome, and has eight-pack abs. He is loved by everyone no matter what."
"Wait, aunt, how do you know that our captain has eight-pack abs?"
Gu Ancheng coughed guiltily, "Aren't all men with this kind of figure? But it's really unheard of for a general to debase himself and come to other camps. He's obviously here to steal a man from you, but secretly he's probably drunk. Weng Zhi doesn’t want to drink to steal your Red Eagle team.”
"I have also thought about what you said. After all, my military rank is only colonel. It seems a bit low-level to lead a special forces team. The people above will definitely want to put some of their own people in."
"So if you refuse the general's entry now, others will come in one after another."
"Auntie, do you mean to open the door and let them in?"
"The special operations team is not a simple unit. It is a mule or a horse. You need to walk it to know whether it is suitable."
Xiao Jing knew her intention and nodded understandingly, "I understand what my aunt said."
"In the final analysis, we have been too weak, so that the old men above still think that our Shen family can do whatever they want and be restrained by them." Gu Ancheng tugged on his military hat, "Xiao Jing, the only way is to let everyone look up to you. , so that no one will trample on you again. This step is difficult, but it is the only step we can take."
"Auntie, you are right, I know what to do."
Gu Ancheng nodded solemnly, turned around, his eyes unwavering, "It's my turn now."
"Huh?" Before Xiao Jing could react, she saw that her ancestors had disappeared without a trace.
The cool wind blew through the dead leaves, and they fell one by one. The sunset gradually ended and the sky became dark.
"Bah, bah, bah." A car drove into the parking area, and then a series of horns sounded.
Xiao Jing turned around and saw the woman standing in front of the car with her head held high and a faint smile on her lips.
Hao Jiyue was wearing a military uniform and military boots as she arrived slowly. She looked at the skyline and said with a smile, "The Iron Eagle team has pretty good feng shui."
Xiao Jing stood up straight and spoke according to her military rank. The person in front of her was her commander. She saluted and said, "General Hao, what's wrong?"
"There is indeed something going on. I think Colonel Xiao also heard about it, so I stopped beating around the bush and said straight to the point. In order to promote our women's special forces team, I specifically applied for transfer here. Let's see today. Let’s look at the situation of the special forces.” With that said, Hao Jiyue prepared to enter the camp.
Xiao Jing raised her hand to block her way.
Hao Jiyue's face darkened, and she asked knowingly, "What does Colonel Xiao mean?"
"First of all, General Hao Jiyue's personnel transfer order has not been issued yet, so you do not belong to our camp. People from other camps need to go through procedures to enter under any circumstances. Secondly, even if your personnel transfer order has been issued, I would like to advise General Hao Jiyue. Think clearly, you didn’t come here to be a general.”
"Don't worry, I've thought clearly." Hao Jiyue deliberately wanted to push her hand away.
Xiao Jing moved a step in front of her, blocking her even more clearly, "General Hao Jiyue must understand that in the special operations team, military rank has no effect. There are only the rules of the special operations group, and everything belongs to the captain. The final say."
Hao Jiyue raised her head proudly, "Okay, I didn't say I wouldn't listen to you."