Jun Ye Can’t Help But Tease His Wife Chapter 442: Son, isn’t it good to be alive (22 updates)
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Everyone in the Shen family looked at the scene in front of them in disbelief.
The refrigerator that was still working in the kitchen floated up, and it seemed to be pulled by something and floated up to the second floor in full view of everyone.
The double-door refrigerator is a bit bulky, and it is undoubtedly unobtrusive wherever it passes.
Shen Shengyi felt the crisis, and he didn't even dare to look back, fearing that he would find something shocking when he looked back.
But inexplicably, he found that the shadow in front of him fell, and something behind him seemed to be floating in front of him.
"Haha, you don't want to play like this." Shen Shengyi rolled and crawled in an attempt to escape from this dangerous place.
With a "pop", everyone heard a loud noise in unison, and then heard a tragic cry that echoed throughout the Shen family mansion.
Yan Jun walked out of the room, looked at the refrigerator standing in the corridor in surprise, and said in surprise, "What's going on?"
"Mother, save me, save me." A weak voice sounded from under the refrigerator.
Only then did Yan Jun notice the finger sticking out from under the refrigerator. She took a closer look and found that it was indeed her second son who was careless.
Shen Shengyi begged for help, "Help me quickly, help me while I still have breath."
Yan Jun squatted down while holding the child in his arms, and sighed, "Son, son, when the third child was feeling strange, my mother has been admonishing you sincerely, isn't it good to live? Why do you have to go to the road of death? Now the child has to go to the road of death. In this situation, I have warned you again and again, is it really bad to live? Why are you so persistent and heading towards death?"
The housekeeper led a group of people up to the second floor, and three or four men finally carried the refrigerator back to the kitchen.
Shen Shengyi was still lying motionless on the carpet. He felt that he couldn't move and his body must have been broken.
Yan Jun patted his shoulder gently and said, "Go and pick up Xiaobao's toys."
Shen Sheng suddenly raised his head in confusion. The first thing he saw was the little guy's shining eyes. The pupils of his eyes were gradually getting darker, as if there was something terrifying going on. Gathering up in silence, he swallowed, kicked his feet on the carpet, and slowly wriggled his huge body.
Finally, he rolled down the stairs with a clatter and landed as smoothly as a headlong onion.
The night was getting darker, and a bright light broke through the calmness of the night sky.
"Captain, why do I hear voices outside?" Xiao Jing sat up from the bed and looked at the sky. It must be early in the morning.
Chen Shengfeng held her waist with both hands, pulled her body back as she was about to stand up, and said disapprovingly, "Maybe someone can't sleep."
"How could you not sleep?" Xiao Jing heard the sound of footsteps moving around. She pulled her captain's arm, "Listen, there is really someone."
Shen Chengfeng sat up, his eyes burning, "Are you unable to sleep on your own, or were you unable to sleep due to being disturbed by others?"
Xiao Jing walked to the window and said, "Every time I learn a lesson, I gain wisdom. I always feel that I have to be on guard at all times."
Shen Chengfeng was dumbfounded by how seriously she took her. He also stood at the window and asked, "What did you find?"
Xiao Jing covered her mouth and told him to speak in a lower voice, "Maybe the other party is also very wary. His voice is intermittent and he speaks in code."
Shen Chengfeng pinched his chin with interest, "Code language? How did Xiaojing hear that it was a code word?"
"Captain, don't you think this cry is long and short, and it's like sending a telegram."
Shen Chengfeng held her head with both hands, "Why do I hear the sound of an ordinary bird?"
"Captain, the birds have also returned to their nests at night. Such impatient cries cannot be imagined as a natural phenomenon of nature, except that they are man-made."
"So what are you going to do, madam?"
Xiao Jing took his hand and the two walked to the door, "Go out and find out."
The two left the dormitory one after another.
In the corridor, the lights were dim. Shen Chengfeng looked at Xiao Jing, who was tiptoeing more like a thief. Without saying anything to stop her, Shen Chengfeng followed her down the corridor vigilantly.
In the yard, the night wind blew loudly, and the fallen leaves were rolled up and down.
Two figures were sitting on a big tree, the night breeze was rustling, and they would murmur once or twice from time to time.
"Gurgling, gurgling, gurgling." Mu Xichi pointed at the two people walking out of the dormitory not far away, and hurriedly pulled Wei Ziqi next to her up.
Wei Ziqi also spotted the figure of her captain. When she stood up, her body swayed slightly and she almost fell from the tree.
Mu Xichi hugged her and hid her hiddenly in the dense leaves, trying to cover their bodies with the branches and leaves.
Wei Ziqi's cheeks turned slightly red. She felt his heartbeat and breathing at close range when he hugged her. She lowered her head shyly and even breathed carefully.
Mu Xichi blinked. The small body in his arms made him blush, and he hurriedly moved his eyes away.
Xiao Jing stood under the tree, a little puzzled, "Why is there no sound?"
Shen Chengfeng took off a dead leaf that had gotten stuck in her hair and smiled, "I said you were probably too sensitive. Everyone was tired from training this night. How could it be possible?" Will you go out for a walk without sleeping?"
Xiao Jing looked up at the tree trunk and walked around the ten-meter-high tree a few times. She found no clues. She said, "Did I really hear it wrong?"
Shen Shengfeng rubbed her little head and said, "Can you go back to the room and sleep now?"
Xiao Jing rubbed her chin, and the old **** said, "How about we go to the front to see the situation?"
Shen Chengfeng hugged her body as she was about to move forward, and blocked her in front of a tree trunk. He smiled half-heartedly, and gently raised her chin with a little cunning intention, "Beautiful scenery at a good time. , does your wife plan to spend her time in this yard?"
Xiao Jing's cheeks turned red and her eyelids twitched downwards, "Whatever the captain says will be whatever it is."
Shen Shengfeng picked her up and said, "Go back to sleep."
The night is quiet again.
Mu Xichi let go of the woman in his arms and coughed lightly, "I just did such a reckless behavior just to avoid being discovered."
Wei Ziqi flipped up her hair and nodded, "I just kept that awkward movement so as not to be discovered."
Mu Xichi sat on the tree trunk, "Before, I sat and chatted here with the captain to cover up others' eyes. Now that they are back, should we find another place?"
"Why do we have to hide and chat?" Wei Ziqi asked somewhat unclearly.
Mu Xichi thought for a moment, yes, why did they hide and chat? It seems like they didn't do anything shameful.
Wei Ziqi said with a shy look, "But I think you have your own reasons. After all, there are many people in the military camp, so we should keep a low profile sometimes."
"Then I will choose a new place tomorrow?"
"Yes." Wei Ziqi dug into his pocket and handed over the contents of his pocket.
Mu Xichi reached out and took it. It was a button. He asked in an unclear voice, "Why did you give me this? The button on my clothes didn't fall off."
Seeing that he sent it back intentionally, Wei Ziqi pushed his hand and said, "Take it if you tell me to."
Mu Xichi put it back into his pocket in a daze.
Wei Ziqi jumped down from the tree, "It's getting late, I'll go back to bed first."
Mu Xichi returned to the dormitory, listening to the constant snoring inside, and woke Pei Yi up from a deep sleep.
Pei Yi sat up in excitement and asked hurriedly, "Did the bugle sound?" After saying that, he mechanically got up, folded the quilt and put on his pants.
Mu Xichi grabbed his hand and said seriously, "There is no sound."
Pei Yi fell back on the bed in a daze, snoring like thunder.
"Vice Captain, I have a question for you." Mu Xichi picked up the button in his hand and looked at it carefully. Is there something special about it?
Pei Yi opened his eyes sleepily, then closed them again, with a strong nasal tone in his voice, "Let's talk about it tomorrow if you have any trouble, don't disturb my sleep."
Seeing him fall asleep again, Mu Xichi hurriedly shook him up.
Pei Yi slapped his hand open and said seriously, "What exactly do you want to do?"
Mu Xichi asked, "What does it mean when a woman gives a man a button?"
Pei Yi looked tired and blurted out, "I just want this man to take off her clothes and sleep with her."
Mu Xichi's eyes narrowed, "Really?"
"Really." Pei Yi lay back.
Mu Xichi felt that his words were not very reliable, so she walked out of the room and slipped into the next room. Also snoring like thunder.
Jiang Xin alertly noticed that someone had sneaked into the house. He sat up straight and made defensive movements, "Who is it?"
Mu Xichi said, "It's me."
Hearing the familiar voice, Jiang Xin frowned, "Why are you staying up late at night and wandering around my place?"
Mu Xichi sat beside the bed and said solemnly, "Tell me what it means when a woman gives a man a button?"
Jiang Xin glanced at him coldly, "How do I know this? Go back to your room and sleep."
Mu Xichi pushed Cheng Chen next to him again and asked the same question, "What does it mean when a woman gives a man a button?"
Cheng Chen muttered in his sleep, "I want to flirt with you."
Mu Xichi was confused, "Why do you say that?"
"It is rumored that the second button on a piece of clothing is the place closest to the heart, so when a woman gives a man the second button on her clothes, it means that she wants to give her heart to him. ”
Mu Xichi suddenly realized, "So that's it."
Cheng Chen opened his eyes, stared at the person in front of him with an expression that had seen through some conspiracy, and then yelled, "Jiang Xin, search."
Jiang Xin rushed over, and the two of them blocked Mu Xichi one after another.
Mu Xichi stared, "What do you two want to do to me?"
Cheng Chen raised his lips slightly and said, "Hand it over yourself."
Mu Xichi looked away guiltily, "I don't understand what you are talking about."
Jiang Xin blocked his way, "Are you going to hand it over yourself, or will we find it and throw it out in front of you?"
Mu Xichi gritted her teeth, and finally stretched out her hand and handed it over.
Cheng Chen opened his hand to take it, but suddenly the other party grabbed his wrist and pulled hard.
Mu Xichi grabbed his hand and then moved her body out of the way, causing it to hit Jiang Xin behind her hard.
Cheng Chen and Jiang Xin hugged each other and fell to the ground one after another.
Mu Xichi stepped in front of the two of them and slammed the door.
Jiang Xin pushed away Cheng Chen who was hugging her and yelled, "What are you doing standing still? Go and chase him."
Cheng Chen sat on the ground and snorted, "What are you chasing after? Do you still need to be suspicious of such an easy-to-understand answer?"
Jiang Xin was confused, "What do you know?"
"A woman must have given him a token of love." Cheng Chen climbed back on the bed and continued to sleep.
Jiang Xin also lay back, "Who is so blind as to fall in love with this big guy? Think about how talented and charming I, Jiang Xin, am."
"The sound of snoring is a bit scary, like thunder on a dry day. People who don't know it might think it's a shock cannon coming through the air."
Jiang Xin glanced at him, "What do you know? That's called masculinity. How many people have as much lung capacity as me? Just by snoring, I can defeat three thousand enemies."
"Come on, you are not retreating from the enemy. I left you on the battlefield. Just with your snoring, the enemy didn't need to investigate. They surrounded us after hearing the sound."
Jiang Xin snorted coldly and closed her eyes. The next moment, the sound of snoring sounded menacingly.
A dreamless night.
The early morning light broke through the thick clouds.
Xiao Jing pushed open the window, stretched out her hands and twisted her waist. As soon as she moved, something silently pressed up behind her.
Shen Chengfeng leaned on her shoulder, his voice low and strong, "Is it okay so early?"
"Yes." Xiao Jing turned around and made eye contact, "The captain also woke up so early?"
Shen Shengfeng picked her up and put her on the table, "Would you like to go to the military headquarters together today?"
Xiao Jing was a little confused, "Why are you going to the military headquarters?"
"It's time to hand over the last formalities, and I need you, the captain, to go there in person."
Xiao Jing nodded, "I understand, I'll just freshen up and go out."
Shen Chengfeng took out his military uniform and put it on, put on his military cap, and stood in front of the door, waiting for her to appear.
Xiao Jing washed her face, and the cold water droplets slid across her face. She picked up a towel and wiped the water marks on her face, and then went out.
Shen Shengfeng put his military hat on her head and said, "Let's go."
Jiang Shanping was about to knock on the door, but when he saw the two people appearing at the same time, he took a step back.
Xiao Jing saw the neatly dressed Jiang Shanping and asked, "Instructor Jiang, has something to say?"
"I know that the captain has to go back to the military headquarters to complete the handover procedures, and as an instructor, I also need to go there."
"Since we are all on the same road, let's go together."
The atmosphere in the car was quite normal.
Xiao Jing glanced at Jiang Shanping in the rearview mirror who didn't seem to have much expression. She broke the silence and said, "Instructor Jiang's term is only three months. It's a bit inappropriate to ask you to follow him to the border, isn't it?"
"I can apply to my superiors to extend my term."
"Isn't this too unfair to Instructor Jiang?"
Jiang Shanping shook his head, "The special forces are not ordinary troops. They have benefited me a lot. I like it here."
"The quality of life in the special operations team is far inferior to that of the 111th Regiment. I thought you would not be used to it."
"I am not a spoiled person. There is no habit that I am not accustomed to. It is my duty to dedicate myself to the country."
Xiao Jing smiled, "Actually, I understand Instructor Jiang."
Jiang Shanping didn't quite understand what she meant, and his eyes were focused on each other through the small mirror.
Xiao Jing said, "Sometimes we like to escape from things that cannot be solved head-on, trying to use the cooling-off period to extend the guarantee period, right?"
Jiang Shanping looked away. At this moment, she felt like a person without clothes. In the eyes of the person in front of her, all the cover-ups were like self-deception and comfort.
Xiao Jing stretched her neck a little toward the car seat behind her and lowered her voice, "It's better to do what I said before. Instructor Jiang, there is no need to suppress yourself."
Shen Chengfeng pulled the little girl's head back without making a sound, "It's done, don't move around."
Xiao Jingwaner, "I am passing on my experience."
Chen Shengfeng leaned on the steering wheel with one arm, his eyes flickering on the woman next to him, and said, "I also want to hear your experience now."
Xiao Jing's cheeks turned slightly red, "This is not good."
"Is it true that I can't listen to these words?" Shen Chengfeng asked again.
Xiao Jing covered her mouth and coughed, "Captain, do you really want to hear it?"
Shen Chengfeng poked her head away from him, "Don't mislead the disciples with your nonsense. I saw that Instructor Jiang is a serious person. You'd better take back those unfair experiences of yours." ."
Xiao Jing crossed her arms around her chest and raised her chin proudly, "Captain, are you looking down on my IQ?"
"I just think it's better not to force yourself to think of unreliable countermeasures with your not-so-smart mind, so as not to steal the chicken but lose the rice."
"Isn't it possible that the captain was deceived by me like this?"
Shen Chengfeng said seriously, "If I wasn't willing, how could I have fallen into your trap? Silly girl, I was setting you up."
Xiao Jing was stunned for a moment, her head that was still bright just now seemed to be suddenly stuck. What do you mean you tricked me?