Jun Ye Can’t Help But Tease His Wife Chapter 458: Brother, sister and younger brother (seventh update)
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Xiao Jing just rolled down the mountain into the quagmire due to carelessness. She finally bravely climbed out of the quagmire with great effort. However, just after she took a step, she was hung up by a branch again, and her whole body became numb. Rolled into the grass.
The mud in the quagmire was stained with the dust on the ground, and there were still a few bright-looking red flowers hanging on it. She just climbed up unkempt and stumbled forward.
She vaguely noticed someone in front of her. She gently pushed her hair aside, and the two people in front of her gradually became clearer.
"Damn it, she's here, she's really here." Xiao Zheng shouted in shock.
Shen Chengfeng gave him an angry look, "That's your sister."
Xiao Zheng blinked, and then he realized that the woman showing those big white teeth to them was really his lackluster mistress.
Xiao Jing ran over excitedly. Seeing this posture, she wanted to give her a warm, hot and very friendly hug.
"Stop." Xiao Zheng stopped him.
Xiao Jing stopped, a little confused. In such a desperate place, they met, shouldn't they have an uncontrollable hug with excitement?
Shen Shengfeng wiped her messy face, "What did you do?"
Xiao Jing curled her lips aggrievedly, "I was just dazzled and missed the point."
Shen Chengfeng straightened her hair and said, "Luckily you met us. If you meet that group of people like this, why don't you scare them to death?"
Xiao Jing’s eyes fell on her third brother, “What’s wrong with third brother?”
The corners of Xiao Zheng's mouth twitched, "No, it's nothing."
"He just told me a ghost story. He probably scared himself."
Xiao Jing wiped her face carelessly and stepped forward, "When did third brother learn to tell stories?"
"Life in the military camp is quite boring. I also need to decompress and decompress." Xiao Zheng lowered his head in embarrassment, "Let's leave quickly."
Xiao Jing took off her dirty clothes and said, "I just observed that the terrain here is complex and not suitable for night operations."
"I can tell." Shen Chengfeng followed her and said.
Xiao Jing smiled bitterly, "I may be careless, but I can confirm that this place is really not as safe as we thought."
Shen Shengfeng put his clothes on her shoulders, "Then let's take a break first and wait until dawn before we act."
Xiao Zheng walked behind the two of them, listening to them whispering and biting each other's ears, and couldn't help but intervene, "Can you two take care of the single guy behind you?"
Shen Chengfeng stopped, "You just talked so much and didn't talk dry?"
Xiao Zheng shook his head, "Didn't I lighten the mood? I can still continue talking now."
"What else do you want to say?" Shen Chengfeng continued to ask.
Xiao Zheng said, "I don't seem to know what I should say now. Why don't you say something to me?"
"What do you want to hear?" Shen Chengfeng asked again.
"I will listen to whatever you say."
"When did Third Brother become such a gossip?" Xiao Jing couldn't help laughing.
Shen Shengfeng said, "As the old saying goes, you know people but don't know their hearts. Although Xiao Zheng looked carefree, I didn't expect that he was really a talkative person."
"Wait a minute, what does talkative mean? Do I look like the kind of person who talks a lot of nonsense? Every word I say has an effect, such as what I ate today, what I did today, and what I said today. Without any achievement, these are valuable words."
Xiao Jing looked at her captain, "I really wronged you by letting you be alone with him for so long."
"What is his grievance? He has been threatening me from the beginning, and even stuffed a flashlight into my mouth. If it weren't for my good lung capacity and my lack of oxygen, I would have been suffocated to death by him. , Fortunately, I, Xiao Zheng, am pretty good at exercise on weekdays, and my breath-holding exercises are second to none, so I survived this test."
"Third brother, aren't you thirsty?" Xiao Jing couldn't help but ask after seeing that he didn't punctuate his words.
Xiao Zheng nodded, "I am indeed a little thirsty now, but I know you don't have water, so I will persevere. Hey, don't walk so fast. Let's talk together if we have something to say, and walk together if we have a road. , in this quiet night, you two can’t just leave your third brother behind, we are a family with broken bones and still connected tendons.”
Shen Chengfeng stopped and said, "I need to resolve some personal grudges."
Xiao Jing nodded, "Be gentle, after all, he is our third brother."
"Well, I will be careful."
Xiao Zheng looked at Shen Chengfeng who was walking back and raised his hand, "I knew you would wait for me. We all agreed that we are comrades who will march forward together through thick and thin. What is a comrade? That's it. A family holding hands and connecting our hearts."
"Are you done?"
"I think I've said enough. I seem a little thirsty, so I won't say more. If you have anything to say, you don't have to say it in front of me. I will sit quietly aside and accompany you to enjoy the scenery. Watching the stars under the moon." Xiao Zheng raised his hand and made a zipper motion near his mouth.
Xiao Jing sat in the haystack, crossing her legs, "The third brother really stopped talking?"
"I'm still a little uncomfortable with the sudden silence." Shen Chengfeng took out the compressed biscuits in his pocket, "Are you hungry?"
Xiao Jing shook her head, "I ate before coming here."
"Gulu gulu." Xiao Zheng pointed to his stomach and said with his lips, "I'm hungry, I'm hungry."
Xiao Jing covered her mouth and snickered, "Third brother, if you have anything to say, just say it. You don't have to hold yourself back like this."
Xiao Zheng silently moved his feet and squatted beside the two of them. He said, "I haven't eaten since last night. Xiaojing doesn't want to eat. I can eat for her. It's a waste to leave it like this. , we are a family."
"I know." Shen Shengfeng stepped forward.
Xiao Zheng tore open the packaging bag, took two bites of biscuits, and said, "Xiao Si, do you know what's going on with Big Brother?"
"The third brother also knows about the eldest brother?"
"That day when Xiao Ye posted that video, I think not only I knew about it, but also the entire military department knew about it."
"Don't the third brother also know about the eldest brother's engagement?"
"With his stubborn head, does Xiaosi think that engagement is valuable?" Xiao Zheng finished a bag of biscuits in just two mouthfuls, "It's just a pity for that girl. She is a good girl who does great things." ."
"Third Brother, do you think the two of them are worthless?"
Xiao Zheng leaned against the tree trunk, "It's better for me to be single, eldest brother."
"Why?"
"So as not to ruin this innocent girl." Xiao Zheng grinned and showed a standard eight-tooth smile, "Imagine that a simple and honest man like me is still single."
“Didn’t the third brother also get engaged before?”
Xiao Zheng looked up to the sky and sighed, "I just wanted to get to know that girl better, and nothing happened."
"Did you scare her away?" Xiao Jing stretched her ears.
Xiao Zheng put his hands on his forehead, "I chatted with her all night, and the next day I heard that she had gone abroad and wouldn't come back in the next ten years."
"..."
"I just wanted to get to know each other better, so I introduced myself all night and told her everything about me from childhood to adulthood, including how I grew up, how I joined the army, and who I am. How did I establish the Zhenghu Team, and how did I promote the Zhenghu Team? She ran away even though I was drying up my words."
"..." Xiao Jing was speechless.
Xiao Zheng looked at the deep forest ahead with resentment, "Shouldn't an outstanding person like me be loved by everyone?"
"Ahem." Xiao Jing coughed lightly, "You spent the whole night introducing yourself?"
"Of course, I have to tell the girl exactly what kind of person I am, my character, my family background, my achievements, and our future."
"You didn't give this girl a chance to speak?"
"She was talking. She was always um, um, okay, yes, not bad, it was amazing. Our chat process was so rich and exciting, so harmonious and beautiful."
"Third brother, have you never thought about whether you scare away girls because you talk too much?"
Xiao Zheng stared at him, "Did I talk too much? I have always been a man of few words. How could a man as cold and aloof like me scare away girls because I talk too much?"
Shen Shengfeng hugged his wife and said, "There is no need to explain to him anymore. He won't understand. Rest and conserve your strength."
Xiao Jing leaned on the shoulder of her captain, her eyes dimly paying attention to the third brother who was still talking to himself next to her. Didn't he really feel that he talked too much?
The night breeze was light, and the air suddenly dropped again.
The early morning light penetrated the thick clouds, and the sound of footsteps echoed in the corridor of the Shen family mansion.
Shen Xiaoxiao ran all the way to her brother's door, stood on tiptoes and knocked on the door.
Shen Muxiao was lying on the bed, listening to the knock on the door. Before she woke up, the door was opened and a small figure climbed onto her bed.
Shen Xiaoxiao pulled back the quilt and said excitedly, "Brother, what game are we playing today?"
Shen Muxiao sat up and rubbed his eyes, "It's only eight o'clock now."
"Brother, tell me quickly, what game are we playing today?" Shen Xiaoxiao looked at her brother eagerly.
Shen Muxiao stood up from the bed, "Let's play cross-country today."
Shen Xiaoxiao didn't know what cross-country fighting was, so she ran into the toy room with her brother.
Shen Muxiao rummaged through it before finding his toy gun, then put in dozens of bullets, then handed it to his sister, "Get the gun."
Shen Xiaoxiao grabbed her gun tightly and followed her brother closely as if she was in danger.
The two little guys looked around, then ran out of the room jumping.
Shen Muxiao stood in front of his younger brother's children's room and covered his mouth, "There is a target person we need to rescue here. Sister, you are responsible for guarding the door and observing the enemy's situation. No one is allowed until I successfully rescue the hostages. People enter."
Shen Xiaoxiao nodded affirmatively, "Brother, don't worry, I will never let anyone in."
Yan Jun came downstairs holding a milk bottle. Before he got close to the house, a toy bullet landed at his feet.
Shen Xiaoxiao lay on the carpet and said seriously, "You have been shot, you can't come any closer."
Yan Jun thought about ignoring the child's game, but as soon as he took a step, another toy bullet landed on his leg.
Shen Xiaoxiao pouted, "Grandma can't move anymore."
"Grandma fed my brother some milk powder and then came to play with Xiaoxiao. Xiaoxiao will stay here first and continue to observe the enemy's situation. Maybe someone will break in later."
Shen Xiaoxiao hurriedly lay down on the ground and stared at her surroundings with concentration.
Yan Jun successfully entered the room, and just as he closed the door, another toy bullet fell at his feet.
Shen Muxiao shouted, "Don't move, if you move again I will kill the hostages."
Yan Jun looked at his brother who had picked up Xiaobao from the bed and put a gun to his head. He entered the room minding his own business and said, "Aren't you here to rescue the hostages? Why did you come to the rescue again?" Are you going to kill the hostages?"
Shen Muxiao pouted, "I, I made a mistake."
"I'm here to support you. Now this place has been occupied by the enemy. You evacuate first, and I will come with the hostages later." Yan Jun said.
Shen Muxiao jumped out of bed, "Comrade, thank you for your hard work."
"Serve the people." Yan Jun saluted.
Shen Muxiao twisted her small waist and squeezed out of the room.
Shen Xiaoxiao noticed her brother and followed him with a toy gun, "Brother, where are we going to ambush?"
"The hostages have been successfully rescued, now let's attack the big boss."
Shen Xiaoxiao climbed up to the third floor with her brother.
Shen Muxiao put her little finger on her mouth, signaling her to be quiet.
Shen Xiaoxiao nodded seriously, followed her brother with her small body, and the two of them looked around.
Shen Muxiao pushed the door and found that it could not be opened.
Shen Xiaoxiao asked, "What should I do, brother?"
"The big boss is so smart. He knows how to defend against our sneak attack. It doesn't matter. Brother has a way to successfully get in."
Shen Xiaoxiao opened her eyes and looked at her brother with admiration.
I saw Shen Muxiao raising his right hand high, with a cold look on his face as if he was ready to die, and then slammed the door hard.
"Bang bang bang." The knock on the door echoed in the corridor.
Shen Shengyi was wearing a shirt and a pair of flowery pants under the shirt. He opened the door and stared at the two little kids in front of him expressionlessly.
Shen Muxiao didn't say a word and shot him directly in the head with a bang.
The toy bounced and hit Shen Shengyi in the face. He blinked and continued to stare at the two dwarfs in front of him.
Shen Muxiao frowned and directed Shen Xiaoxiao to hide first, "I will deal with the big boss. Sister, please enter the room."
Shen Xiaoxiao squeezed in between Shen Shengyi's legs, then stood in the room and asked, "What happens next, brother?"
"Then search for evidence and find something that will benefit us."
Shen Shengyi lifted Shen Muxiao up and asked, "Why are you making such a fuss so early in the morning? Go to the next room to play with your uncle."
Shen Muxiao's legs were in the air. He struggled hard and had to ask for help, "Sister, support me. Sister, attack quickly. Attack the big boss."
Shen Xiaoxiao put down the toy gun in her hand, climbed up from Shen Shengyi's legs to his back, then climbed up to his head, and finally hit the opponent's head with her own head.
"Bang." Foreheads touched foreheads, and there was a crisp collision sound in the corridor.
Shen Shengyi was blinded by the impact. He suddenly lost his balance, staggered and fell to the carpet.
Shen Muxiao climbed up to the second uncle's neck, covered his eyes with her two small hands, and said seriously, "Surrender?"
Shen Shengyi simply stood up and said, "I'm dead."
"Very good, we've solved the big boss." Shen Muxiao stood up.
Shen Xiaoxiao picked up the mobile phone on the table and asked, "Brother, is this thing useful?"
"There must be his communication records in it. Now we just need to wait for the phone to ring and then determine whether he has any accomplices."
So, the two children just sat on the carpet, eagerly anticipating when the phone would ring.
Time passed minute by minute, and the phone remained motionless.
Shen Shengyi lay a little stiff, ready to get up and crawl back to the bed to lie down.
Shen Muxiao grabbed his arm, "Second uncle, you have been killed in battle."
"Well, I'm dead. You don't need to pay attention to me and continue to wait for the call from my accomplice." Shen Shengyi lay back on the bed, stretched out his body and lay comfortably.
"Ding..." The phone rang.
Shen Muxiao didn't know how to unlock it, so he pressed it randomly and it was connected.
A woman's voice came from the receiver, "Second Young Master, are you planning to meet at the palace tonight?"
"Who are you? Why are you calling my second uncle? The palace? I know, I will come and arrest you immediately. Don't think you can hide, you can't escape."
"Second Young Master, are you speaking?" The woman's voice sounded again.
"I heard it. You are his accomplice. According to the plot, you'd better surrender immediately."
"I, what did I do?" the woman said in panic.
"Stop talking nonsense. You are now under our key surveillance. We have located your phone number. Just wait. In less than a minute, you will be completely exposed. At that time, our personnel will shoot you immediately. ."
The woman hung up the phone in panic. She stood in the open square. She didn't know whether to enter or retreat for a moment. She subconsciously felt that someone around her was peeking at her. What should she do? Is it really being monitored?
But she didn't seem to have committed any crime. She didn't do anything.
The woman took two steps forward tremblingly, and finally stopped a taxi.
In the house, Shen Xiaoxiao was sitting aside, somewhat confused, "Brother, what were you talking about just now?"
"I don't know. I think this is what is said in Electric Superman. You must use your own domineering tone to scare the other party." Shen Muxiao put down the gun in his hand, "Electric Superman is about to start. Let's disband."
Shen Xiaoxiao followed her brother, "I want to see it too."
"Okay, let's watch it together." Shen Muxiao returned to the room and found the remote control.
The two little bodies just sat on the carpet, staring at the TV screen intently.
A familiar melody sounded.
"I am an electric superman, I can fly, I can fly..."
"Brother, why does Superman wear shorts outside?"
"That's a diaper. Don't you think my brother's diaper is worn outside?"
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Hahaha, my brother and sister made me cry.