Just to Sweep the Entertainment Industry Chapter 148: The most ruthless ex, well deserved
“…I wonder what kind of surprise he will bring us? Let us applaud and invite the third competing singer!”
As Wang Quan's words fell, the lights in the audience went out, and the bright starlights decorated the entire main broadcasting hall like the stars above the night.
A beam of galaxy light was sprinkled on the stage, and a figure walked on the beam, it was Yan Lu.
Today, he is very casual, with ripped jeans and a ripped sweater, and his hair is very messy.
Standing on the stage as a whole, there is a sense of decadence that does not match the age, and a sense of absurdity that does not match the age.
He turned to his side, only half his face illuminated by the starlight, before nodding to the band teachers.
As he nods, a song title scrolls across the big screen above his head.
"50WaysToSayGoodbye"
On and off the field, on and off the screen, all the spectators were stunned.
--"Damn it! It's an English song again! And it's an original?"
--"What's the name of this song? Fifty ways to say goodbye?"
--"The strict law is awesome! The original English song, the last one was, and this one is coming again. This talent is going to go against the sky!"
--"Yan Ye is mighty! The last English song has been on the charts, will this one be far behind?"
Amidst their discussion, a melodious prelude sounded, as if the beat of a certain dance music followed,
--"What a cheerful rhythm!"
--"I love this prelude, it sounds good!"
--"Looking forward to looking forward to it!"
On the scrolling screen overhead, the lyrics appeared, and Yan Lu's voice rang out.
He always faces the audience half-length, eyes closed, as if immersed in his own music.
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Myheartisparalyzed
Myhead was oversized
I'll take the highroad like Ishould
Yousaidit' (you say it's destiny)
Thatit'snotyou, it' (it's all my fault, not you)
You'releavingnowformyowngood (Break up is for my sake)
That', butifmyfriendsaskwhereyouareI'mgonnasay
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--"This song is good, it's not as good as the previous one!"
--"No, this lyrics, does this lyrics mean anything?"
--"Damn it! This shouldn't be a song for Gu Ying!"
--"I think yes, which one of Yan Lu's songs has no story, it must be sung for Gu Ying!"
Because the scrolling of the lyrics is synchronously translated, the audience on and off the screen knows the meaning of the lyrics at the first time.
For a while, the good or bad of the song was put aside, instead attracting attention to the meaning of the lyrics.
Because, everyone is curious, what exactly is going to be said in the song that the most cruel ex-boyfriend sings to the most miserable ex-girlfriend.
At this moment, Yan Lu took a deep breath, and the moment he opened his eyes, he looked into the depths of the starry sky.
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(her plane crashed)
Friedgettingsuntan (she died while sunbathing)
(She fell into the mixer full of cement)
,, (help me, help me)
I'mnogoodatgoodbyes! (I'm really not good at breaking up)
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The whole network is quiet!
No one expected Yan Lu's next lyrics to be like this!
Plane crash?
Dead from the sun?
Also fell into the blender?
How much Yan Lu hates Gu Ying!
This is really the most ruthless ex-boyfriend on the Internet!
The strict law is well deserved!
However, this is not the end, Yan Lu is still singing!
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(She went into the water and was swallowed by a shark)
(She drowned and no one rescued her)
IreturnedeverythingIeverboughther (I returned all the gifts I bought for her)
,, (help me, help me)
I'malloutoflies (I can't tell lies anymore)
Andwaystosayyoudied (can't think of any more cause of your death)
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Everyone's voice is 'Don't think about it! Enough is enough! real! ’
Everyone could hear helplessness and disgust in Yan Li's voice.
That is a kind of helplessness and disgust that makes people want to cry bitter tears for her even if they don't look down on Gu Ying.
Whether she really wants to rekindle her relationship with Yan Lu, she has no chance.
Because Yan Lu has already sung '' in a voice similar to a prayer, that's exactly the meaning of 'please let me go'!
This Gu Ying is really miserable!
This strict law is indeed cruel enough!
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Mypridestillfeelsthesting (my self-esteem still feels that tingle)
Youweremyeverything
'llfindalovelikeyours (one day I will find someone who loves me as much as I love you)
She'llthinkI'mSuperman
Notsuperminivan (not Puppy Bear)
(How can you break up with me on Yom Kippur)
That', butifmyfriendsaskwhereyouareI'mgonnasay
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Yan Lu put one hand in his pocket and turned around.
He looked at the camera blankly, with a dangling look on his face, full of disdain and coldness.
But the audience on and off the screen burst into laughter.
On the barrage, many people shouted wildly about their ex, a personal name floated by, followed by words that were exactly the same as the lyrics.
Even through the text, you can see the excitement in these people's hearts!
To sum up, just one word!
Cool!
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Shewascaughtinamudslide (she was buried alive by a mudslide)
(She became the lion's meal)
(She was run over into patties by a broken car)
,, (help me, help me)
I'mnogoodatgoodbyes! (I'm really not good at breaking up)
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--"Ahhahahaha Gu Ying deserves it, he did so much harm to Yan Lu, now he deserves it!"
--"Yan Ye also has a lovely and beautiful young lady now, Gu Ying, if you are alone, stay away from him!"
--"Yan Ye is really powerful! This is the attitude a man should treat his ex-girlfriend! Tough!"
The text of the blockbuster on the bullet screen drifted wildly.
The scene was filled with cheers and whistles.
The upbeat rhythm makes people think it's a very lighthearted and sunny song, but you'll know it if you look at the lyrics.
This song, Nima is relaxed and has nothing to do with sunshine.
Wen Lingling is already laughing and lying on An Bell's shoulder, "No way, oh, Yan Lu's song is amazing! No wonder he sings in English, if it is Mandarin, it will be banned!"
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Shedriedupinthedesert (she died of thirst in the desert)
Drowninahottub (she was scalded to death in a hot bath)
Dancedtodeathataneastsidenightclub (jumped to death of heart failure in an Eastside nightclub)
,, (help me, help me)
I'malloutoflies (I can't tell lies anymore)
Andwaystosayyoudied (can't think of any more cause of your death)
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The guitarist stepped onto the stage and stood beside Yan Lu. The two of them sang happily to the rhythm, completely forgetting themselves.
In a conference room on the upper floor of Huajing TV.
Li Xue held her forehead, "What is this kid singing!"
Hu Li smiled wryly and rubbed the nonexistent sweat on his forehead, "This strict law is really nonsense!"
"What nonsense!" Zhang Heqian patted his thigh, "Okay! How good this song is! This is what a song should be like! Look at everyone's reaction, if there is such a reaction, this is a good song! Haha! "
The leaders of Huajing TV station collectively hang the black line. The brain circuit of this music leader should not be degraded due to old age, so his reaction has gone wrong!
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Iwannaliveathousandliveswithyou
Iwannabetheoneyou'redyingtolove (I want to be the person you would love to die for)
butyoudon'twantto
That', butifmyfriendsaskwhereyouareI'mgonnasay
(her plane crashed)
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Singer Backstage~IndoMTL.com~ Whether it is a singer who has appeared on stage or a singer who has not appeared on stage, they are all amused by Yan Lu's song at this time.
Zhang Ci: "This is strict, really, I don't know what to say about him, no one writes words like this! Haha!"
Li Meng: "Yan Lu is really the funniest singer I've ever seen. I thought it was funny enough to put sauerkraut on Cuihua, and I thought it would be cruel enough to sing God, save me, on the acupressure board. I didn't expect such a cruel and funny song!"
Si Jinyu: "Oops, this song is so funny! I have to sing this song with him at the music festival! It's so fun!"
Xu Qingyang: "Take me one with me! I want to sing too! Haha! It's so cool!"
Only the eldest grandson Zhe, he stood silently in the preparation area, knowing that Gu Ying's chess piece was useless at all.
He looked at Li Xian behind him and said, "Leave her alone."
On the stage, Yan Lu's song also came to an end.
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,, (help me, help me)
I'malloutoflies (I can't tell lies anymore)
Andwaystosayyoudied (can't think of any more cause of your death)
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Yan Lu followed the last few times and waved his arms, venting his emotions to the fullest.
I didn't feel anything at first when I sang, but the more I sang, the more relieved I felt.
Especially thinking of the things Gu Ying did to the original body in the past, and the things he did to himself recently, Nima was very happy.
The only regret is that I didn't sing in front of Gu Ying.
It must be more enjoyable that way!
He took a deep breath, then smiled and raised a splendid face, bowing deeply to the audience on and off the screen.
"Thank you everyone!"