Juvenile Medical God Chapter 143: Grab Monkey to go (two more)
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Seeing that Qin Lang hung up, Tao Ruoxiang asked Qin Lang: "It seems that you are preparing to catch this flying Monkey, but I want to know, how can you catch such a lawless Monkey?"
"No matter how powerful Monkey is, the palm of the Tathagata Buddha ca n’t be turned." Qin Lang chuckled. "Although I am not a Buddha, this Monkey is not a Monkey King, so I want to seize it, possibility It ’s still relatively large, but only if it does n’t leave Xiayang City. ”
"No, do you really catch this Monkey?" Tao Ruoxiang asked in surprise, although the knowledge of Lifeform of Qin Lang this guy is quite Abnormal, but to catch a cunning Monkey in a city as large as Xiayang City, It's a fantasy!
Do n’t even believe in Tao Ruoxiang, Han Xuan is even more disbelieving. She sighed: "When I knew that a Monkey had stolen the briefcase, I had already accepted my destiny. In the evening, even if you catch a person like a needle in a haystack, not to mention the Monkey, which can climb trees and climb houses. "
"Teacher Tao, in order to stimulate my potential, I would like to ask you, if I caught this Monkey, how would you reward me?" Qin Lang asked Tao Ruoxiang with a smile.
"Mr. Qin, if you can catch Monkey and get my briefcase back, I will definitely thank you!" Han Xuan said vowedly, but she never thought about it, Qin Lang did not promise her anything at all. interest.
So, Qin Lang is still staring at Tao Ruoxiang, waiting for her statement.
"If you can help Xuanxuan get the briefcase back, I will really convince you!"
"What's the use of serving me." Qin Lang said with a smile, "This doesn't count."
"If Mr. Qin wins, Xiang-Xiang, you promise to date him." Han Xuan finally said something that seemed to be "human words" in Qin Lang.
"No kidding, I am his teacher!" Tao Ruoxiang glanced at Han Xuan and said to Qin Lang, "If you can really help Xuanxuan get things back, I will invite you to eat."
"Eating? Just eating? Teacher Tao, please reward you with a little creativity, okay." Qin Lang said absently.
"You can pull it if you don't agree!" Tao Ruoxiang snorted dissatisfiedly, "Why do you allow me to treat me to dinner?"
"Okay, let's eat. However, it must be invited alone, I don't want to be the same as last time, and there are **** sticks in it." Qin Lang proposed his own conditions.
"Okay, I promise you." Tao Ruoxiang made some concessions properly, and she was forced to helpless. Qin Lang, brat, was so cunning, Tao Ruoxiang didn't want to put herself in.
"Two people, please don't patronize me, please help me solve the problem first?" Han Xuan is still concerned about her own troubles. If this problem cannot be solved, she will follow this decently. Say goodbye to work, don't even think about the things you do.
Han Xuan ’s vanity has always been strong. If she ca n’t even keep her job, where does her vanity come from? What else can she compare with Tao Ruoxiang?
"I have a sense in my heart." Qin Lang was irritated by Han Xuan, but in the face of Tao Ruoxiang, Qin Lang still started the search for Monkey.
Qin Lang first called Han Sanqiang and asked him to arrange five or six younger brothers on each street of Xiayang City, and then waited for his orders.
Tao Ruoxiang and Han Xuan thought that Qin Lang had any good ideas. As a result, Qin Lang called Han Sanqiang for phone arrangement, and thought that Qin Lang only used the human sea tactics and waiting idly for opportunities, and suddenly the confidence in Qin Lang fell to the bottom.
Qin Lang also noticed that these two lacked confidence in themselves, and he smiled and said, "Do n’t judge too quickly, the next arrangement is the key-well, the audio file has been downloaded to cellphone, We can go. "
"What audio file?" Tao Ruoxiang asked curiously.
"Do you want to hear it now?" Qin Lang looked at Tao Ruoxiang with a smile.
Tao Ruoxiang vaguely felt that nothing was a good thing, but her curiosity still prevailed, so she nodded and said, "Sell less, let's talk about what audio files you downloaded."
"Do you really want to listen?"
"Less nonsense!" Tao Ruoxiang said impatiently.
Qin Lang had to click on the audio file just downloaded. Suddenly, the Qin Lang's cellphone sounded the Monkey's weird "screaming" sound. Although it was the Monkey sound, because it was too "fashionable", both Tao Ruoxiang and Han Xuan I heard the "voice outside the string" in it —
This is not an ordinary Monkey call at all, but a Monkey call. Chun or a cheering sound produced during mating!
After hearing this voice, Tao Ruoxiang's face suddenly turned red, and even his ears were red. His heart was even blaming Qin Lang and guy. It was shameless. He even had such a hobby of Abnormal.
Han Xuan, although this side is more open, but some ca n’t stand the move of guy such as Qin Lang, this guy actually downloads this kind of audio, it is simply called Top Grade little bitch.
"Not yet turned off!"
Tao Ruoxiang almost got angry. Qin Lang saw that Tao Ruoxiang had a bad complexion, quickly turned off the audio, and then explained, "Please do n’t look at me with colored eyes, okay? I do n’t have this side Abnormal hobby, but against medicine, to clean up the one ' flying Monkey 'is ready! According to the current research results, not only the calls of human females will stimulate the opposite **** excitement, thereby promoting the opposite **** to quickly reach the climax, and Monkey is also the leader of this side. Because the number of mating of Monkey, orangutans and other animals Very frequently, and males have multiple partners at the same time, so the female Monkey must find a way to squeeze the male Monkey sperm, and this method is to 'scream'. "
Qin Lang paused for a while and saw that the two women had listened in. Then he said in a popular tone: "Studies have shown that when mating with Monkey, orangutans, etc., if the female does not 'scream', the probability of the male releasing sperm is not When it reaches 10%, on the contrary it can reach 80%. Therefore, many mothers Monkey are Expert of this side, they know how to poke the desire of the public Monkey. "
"Which one do you want to use to bring out the Monkey?" Tao Ruoxiang seems to understand the idea of Qin Lang.
"Teacher Tao as expected is smart!" Qin Lang nodded with a smile, "I let people play similar audio with cellphone on every street, and it will definitely attract the attention of that one's" flying Monkey ", as a person who often lives alone in City 、 The Monkey, who has been out of the monkey group for a long time, and has no desire to vent, must be very eager to comfort the opposite sex, so it will definitely show up! "
Tao Ruoxiang and Han Xuan were dumbfounded, turning from the previous contempt for Qin Lang to awe:
Such creative ideas, probably only "rarely seen" like Qin Lang. Moreover, the key is that this idea is still highly feasible!
"Play with cellphone, can that flying Monkey be heard?" Tao Ruoxiang asked.
"Relax, there are people playing in every block, and it will definitely be heard. Although the cellphone sound is not high, the Monkey is definitely very sensitive to this kind of sound, and it will definitely be heard. What ’s more, I always Can't you use a tweeter to play this kind of sound? "Qin Lang explained it again, and then said," Okay, let's go out of the hotel first. Whether it's useful or not, it will be clear in a while! "
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