Keyboard Immortal Chapter 104: How do you fight with me
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What's the special situation? Isn't the man on stage Zuan!
Shi Kun rubbed his eyes, thinking he was wrong.
At this time, there are not a few people who have the same idea as him. Everyone in the classroom looked at the figure on the stage with wide eyes.
"How does this guy get his haircut? It's pretty nasty. Why don't I try it another day? And what's going on with this music, it sounds pretty exciting." Xie Xiu thought.
"Don't say that this guy looks pretty handsome now, he looks a lot more aura than he usually looks like a fool." Zheng Dan thought.
"Why do you think this guy looks more pleasing to the eye? I must be crazy!" Wu Qing snorted with a dark face.
Chu Chuyan finally reacted after experiencing the initial shock. This person on the stage is her husband. She has always been cold-tempered and her cheeks are hot at this time, and she can't wait for a crack in the ground to get in.
"What the **** are you doing?" she hurriedly asked with a voice transmission.
Zuan glanced at her, but did not answer.
Chu Chuyan bit her lip, and then said: "Don't mess around, go home!" She has never been so embarrassed in her life. No matter what it is, it is basically under her control. There is more in school. The feeling of detachment.
But now, she is really sitting on pins and needles, and she always feels that everyone's eyes are on her, ready to watch the Chu family jokes.
Zuan was already standing on the stage at this time, noting Chu Chuyan's flushed face, and said straightforwardly: "This classmate, pay attention to class discipline, and don't whisper to the teacher during class." /
"Oh~" There was a roaring sound from the people around. Obviously they had guessed that the two were communicating and secretly. Coupled with the relationship between the two of them, a group of people suddenly enjoyed the joy of watching a movie .
Of course not everyone feels so relaxed,
"It's shameless to show affection in the public." Wu Qing snorted secretly, and the corners of her clothes were almost torn by hands.
Zheng Dan also frowned: "It seems that the relationship between their husband and wife is quite good, so his future plans are really a bit troublesome."
At this time, Chu Chuyan almost covered her face with her hands. She felt that she had never been so embarrassed in her life. What is wrong with Zuan?
Hey, what teacher did he just say?
At this time, Shi Kun was also in trouble: "Zuan, look up, this is the Tianzi class, not the place for your yellow character class."
At the same time, he was secretly annoyed. Just now, he gave the horses around him a wink to let them come out. As a result, all his eyes were dodged, which made him have to jump out himself.
Hmph, this team is really not good!
"Oh? You said this is not where I should be?" Zuan looked at him in time.
"Of course, it's important for people to have self-knowledge. There is nothing wrong with being in the yellow character class. It's just that God is destined to have poor spiritual aptitude, but it's not right for you to force yourself to merge into another class like this," Shi Kun thought simply Today, I stepped this guy into the mud in front of everyone, and I saw that the Chu family could not tolerate a trash son-in-law like you, "Like you today, what kind of music and what hairstyle are you doing? In the eyes of those of us, it's just a clown who is sensational."
After speaking these words, his brow furrowed because he noticed that the other people in the classroom reacted a little strangely, the look in his eyes was a little wrong, and even Yuan Wendong showed an expression of indescribable expression.
What's the situation? Otherwise, Shi Kun felt an ominous feeling.
Chu Chuyan abruptly got up and looked at him coldly: "Shi Gongzi, Zuan is my husband. Whether he is good or bad, it is not your turn to blame."
Although she doesn't like Zu'an, she can't just sit idly by when others bully her husband in front of her.
Seeing Chu Chuyan stand up to defend her, Shi Kun's eyes flashed a shadow, but a perfect smile appeared on her face: "Miss Chu has misunderstood. I am not disrespectful to you Chu family, but I feel sorry for you. That's it, you are so good, your husband should naturally be the dragon among the people, there is nothing like this guy worthy of you."
"The dragon among the people?" Chu Chuyan sneered, "Secular standards don't make any sense to me, I think it's good for him."
She is already good enough, she doesn't need her husband to be good at all. If her husband is too good, it is not a good thing for her.
Zuan was a little moved by hearing this, thinking about this peace
Is the cold wife so warm in the sun?
Hey, what's the matter with this blockbuster anger score?
Zuan suddenly noticed that there was a lot of anger coming from the backstage. He looked up puzzled, and saw the whole class of male students looking at him with fire-breathing eyes.
"Is the ancestor's grave smoking smoke in this dog day? You can get the favor of the goddess."
"I finally understand why I can't chase the goddess. It turns out I am too good."
"Who knows that Goddess Chu has such a special taste, she doesn't like the good ones but the ordinary ones."
"Cut, what is good in your mouth compared to Chu Chuyan, it's not as good as him anyway."
"Look at that Young Master Shi, he is good enough, does Ms. Chu look at him directly?"
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Hearing the whispers of everyone in the classroom, Shi Kun's eyelids jumped. This woman actually refuted my face, but why not only did I not get angry, but the more I felt that this woman was different from those glamorous **** in daily life.
Hmph, it's all Zuan, how can you be qualified to enjoy such blessings!
Zu An cleared his throat, and the time was almost time. Although it feels good to have been hiding behind his wife and eating soft rice, the guy named Shi looked a little disgusted.
"You just said that among you people, I am just a jumping clown. I don't know who these people you are talking about include?"
Shi Kun couldn't help being overjoyed. Originally because of Chu Chuyan's emergence, all his offensives were lost. As a result, this guy unexpectedly jumped out on his own, huh, it turned out to be a cheap embryo that can't get on the stage. Complacency is rampant.
"Naturally, those of us who came from aristocratic families or have outstanding cultivation talents," Shi Kun glanced at everyone in the classroom. "In the eyes of everyone in this classroom, you are a clown."
In his opinion, with the Shi family's power and position, these people will naturally not refute his face, let alone step on an insignificant waste.
"Really?" Zuan hooked Xie Xiu on the side. "The male student who looks like a baby girl over there is you. Don't look around, you think I'm jumping Joker?"
Xie Xiu looked depressed, thinking about your gods fighting, what did you pull me in, looking at Shi Kunyin's eyes, and then at Zuan, he finally said helplessly: "Of course not."
Not to mention the "friendship" between him and Zuan, just say that their family belongs to the line of the king of Qi, and the family of Shi is the line of the queen. They didn't deal with it originally, let alone now that Zuan is a school teacher, he naturally does not May go with Shi Kun.
Zuan motioned him to sit down, and then clicked another person's name: "Where is the beautiful female classmate in front, do you think I am a clown?"
Seeing him pointing to himself, although he was quite happy to be praised publicly for his beauty, Zheng Dan also had a numb scalp when thinking of fighting against Shi Kun, so he could only say ambiguously: "How could it happen."
Her fiancé is Sang Qian. It is reasonable to say that she and Shi Kun are in the same camp, but not to mention that she has just had "close contact" with Zuan. Even if he is now a teacher, she dare not openly declare The other party is a jumping clown.
This Shi Kun looked very clever, don't he even know this?
Zuan nodded with satisfaction, and looked at Wu Qing again: "Miss Wu, do you think I am a clown?"
Wu Qing gritted her teeth and wanted to nod her yes, but thought that she had just eaten his loss just now, how easy it is to put it on again, not to mention Xie Xiucai expressed his opinion, how can she be at odds with brother Xiu, so she can only Unwillingly snorted: "Don't dare."
Chu Chuyan's beautiful eyes widened, thinking what was going on today, why did these people speak for Zuan?
Besides, several of them are still at odds with her. I really can't figure out why they will help Zuan.
Suddenly thinking of the few words Wu Qing had said to herself just now, she suddenly thought: This guy won't get involved with Wu Qing, right?
Except for Chu Chuyan, the most shocked person at this time was Shi Kun. He really couldn't figure out what was going on with these people, and why they would fight against me one by one for a waste.
Zu'an asked around, put a smile away, looked at Shi Kun who was stunned, and said, "Stand outside the classroom."
Shi Kun laughed angrily: "What are you, dare to order me?"
Chu Chuyan was also puzzled, thinking how this guy feels that his brain is a little abnormal today, it's not right
Everything is a little abnormal today.
Zu'an sighed: "Mingyue College has a clear stipulation that students who contradict the teacher during class will be severely punished. Serious ones can even be expelled from the school. Do you think I have the right to order you?" /
Of course, he also knows that school rules are dead, people are alive, and the school will never expel the dignified sixth son of the Shi family because of this, but the punishment schools within a certain range will not say anything.
"You, teacher?" Shi Kun seemed to have heard the biggest joke in the world. Just as he was about to say something, Yuan Wendong hurriedly pulled up his sleeve:
"He is really the new arithmetic teacher at school."
The first reaction Shi Kun heard was that Yuan Wendong was crazy. Who knew that when he saw several other people nodded sympathetically, the smile on his face suddenly froze.
"Damn, why didn't you say it earlier!"
Shi Kun burst into flames in his eyes. It was because he was always handsome and handsome, and he couldn't help but explode.
"You didn't ask us either."
Yuan Wendong was also very aggrieved, thinking that everyone in the school didn't know about this, how could you know that you didn't even know this.
Shi Kun is about to vomit blood. Why haven't these guys like Xueer and Mei Chaofeng mentioned this to me? This young man lost such a big face and was treated as a joke by the whole class. No wonder the atmosphere in the classroom was a bit weird from the beginning.
However, he reacted quickly and immediately said: "I just transferred to another school today. I don't know anyone is guilty. Besides, you didn't introduce yourself when you came in. No wonder I am."
Zuan nodded: "Yes, if you want to come and go out of the penalty station like this, you don't accept it. So, since I'm an arithmetic teacher, I will give a test in the classroom. If I can't answer, I will go to the penalty station outside. No problem. Right?"
When he heard that he was about to write a question, everyone in the classroom changed their expressions. The situation where Yang Wei couldn't answer a single question is still vivid.
Shi Kun was taken aback and agreed: "Of course there is no problem!" He boasted that there is nothing wrong with literary skills and martial arts. How can these questions be difficult for him? Besides, he at least has the confidence to be stronger than the rest of the class. , If he can't answer it, it's even more unlikely that other people can answer it. At that time, it's impossible to let everyone go to the penalty station, right? There is his wife inside!
"Okay, listen carefully," Zuan said, "There are two people, A and B. Among them, A only tells lies, not the truth; B only tells the truth, not the truth. However, when the two of them answered other people’s questions, they only indicated by nodding and shaking their heads, not talking. One day you face two roads: A and B, one of which leads to the capital, and the other It leads to a small village. At this moment, you are standing in front of you, A and B, but he does not know whether this person is A or B, and he does not know whether "nodding" means "yes" or "no." Now , He must ask a question before he can determine which road leads to the capital. Then, how should this question be asked?"
Everyone in the classroom took a deep breath, and as expected, this guy's topic was terrifying!
Shi Kun was also stunned for a while. He didn't even understand the question for a long time. After a long time, he blushed: "I don't know, but I don't believe they can answer it, otherwise you can let her answer it. Try!"
He pointed at Chu Chuyan, and he had already calculated it in his heart. If Chu Chuyan followed him to the station outside, it would be a beautiful thing. Then you would lift a rock and hit your own foot and take your wife. Send it to my arms, then I laughed.
Zu An came to Chu Chuyan and looked at her quietly. Chu Chuyan was in a panic at the moment. She hasn't recovered from the shock just now. The key is that she doesn't know how to do this question. !
You have to know that I have been the number one student bully in the school for so many years, the well-known proud girl of heaven, if I can't do a single question and is called out to the station, then I will lose my face.
Seeing the panic and anxiety in her eyes, Zuan smiled slightly: "Are you ready, I'm asking you questions."
"Hmm~" Chu Chuyan had never been so nervous in her life, and her mind was blank at this time, and she began to quickly calculate how to do the question just now.
Under all eyes, Zuan said: "Your question is, what is 1+1?"
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