Keyboard Immortal Chapter 15: Plum Blossom Twelve

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"Because they have a bad temper?" Zuan asked tentatively.

Shou Ping Cheng replied: "Because they are best at digging the anus, they attack from the **** of their prey every time. Their curved and sharp teeth bite your **** and you will not let it go, and then pull it out. What kind of crashing came out."

"Just say, why run behind me and make gestures." Zu An's face was depressed, and he clutched his **** and wanted to kick him away.

Cheng Shou Ping laughed and said, "Isn’t the little one worried about my uncle? It’s easy to get **** fissure when confronted with this kind of jackal, so everyone calls him the stout black jackal. , And love to be in groups, so many strong people are reluctant to get involved, seeing them all go around."

Zuan heard the two chills, and hurriedly snorted: "Do you think Auntie seems to be the one who provokes that disgusting thing?"

Cheng Shou Ping looked at him for a while, and thought of the rumors about him, and then felt relieved: "It's really not like it."

Zuan seems to be able to read the mockery of his strength in his eyes, but there is no time to settle accounts with him at this moment: "You go back first, remember not to tell the people in the house that I am here."

I didn’t see the girl Ji who wanted to see, Cheng Shouping didn’t have any interest in staying here, so I might as well go back and see if Sister Xue’er is back. He patted her chest and said, “Don’t worry, grandpa, you forgot about me. Is your name, absolutely tight-lipped!"

Zuan looked at him suspiciously, why did he always think this guy is a scam.

But finally he was sent away. Zuan found a cloth on his face and squeezed into the crowd. Now that he has become stronger, he easily squeezed in and looked at the middle-aged man on the couch. Asked: "Can you really cure any disease?"

This must be confirmed clearly, otherwise, if he has completed the task after all the hardships, and the other party cannot be cured, wouldn't it be a big loss?

"Except for the poor, it can be cured!" The genius doctor Ji still shook the master chair without opening his eyes at all.

"Then what if I finish the task, but you can't cure my illness in the end?" Zuan was still worried.

The genius doctor Ji finally opened his eyes and looked at him up and down, and finally his eyes fell between his legs: "Isn't it just something in the crotch? It's like a terminal illness."

Zu An was overjoyed, the other party just glanced at him and found the crux of it. It seemed there was something to play.

But he immediately felt the strange glances of the people around him, and he obviously heard that he was the problem there, either sympathizing or contemptuous.

"Tsk tusk tusk at such a young age, it's no good, nowadays young people are really not as good as one generation."

"You have to remember his lesson, young people don’t know how precious they are, but they always cry at Xkong."

"It won't be Hualiu, will it be contagious if it is so close?"

……

I don't know who said something. Within a few meters of him, there was no one in him.

The joke is a good one. If a woman is suddenly intruded in to take a picture while taking a bath, where should she hide the most, the answer is of course her face.

Zu An thought that fortunately, Lao Tzu blocked his face, otherwise he would be really embarrassed and thrown at home. This genius doctor Ji didn't know what the patient's privacy was, so he shouted out.

"Well, I took this task. Where can I find the trace of the strong black jackal?" Anyway, people can't see his face, so it's more useful to inquire about the task intelligence.

"You?" The genius doctor Ji looked at him up and down, and shook his head, "Your strength is too low, be careful to get caught."

"You don't have to worry about it, since I will take it, I will do it myself

Of course I am sure. "Zuan replied, he plans to check it out first, but he will return when he can't finish the task, go home and write a copy of "Young Woman White X" and try again.

"If you want to die, I don't bother to care about you, Jackal Valley outside the city, go find it yourself." The genius doctor Ji rolled his eyes and continued to sleep.

Zuan nodded, then turned around and walked out. At this time, everyone around him persuaded him: "You guys don't go. Nothing is more important than life."

Another person next to him immediately retorted: "I don't agree. As a man, there is something wrong with that thing. What's the point of being alive."

……

Zuan felt that if he stayed here, he could personally contribute anger to the keyboard, and quickly left with a gloomy face. Not long after he left, a small porcelain bottle was thrown into his hands.

What is it?

He was stunned, and a voice came from his ear: "This is a healing medicine. Maybe it can save your life. The Jackal Valley is very dangerous. Run if you can't do it."

He heard that this was the voice of the genius doctor Ji, looked back there, and found that he was still lying on the old chair to rest up his mind, and other people seemed to have not heard the words, still begging around him.

Zu An couldn't help but warm up. This guy turned out to be a knife-mouthed tofu heart, and he really deserves to be a doctor.

He didn’t know that Doctor Ji was sneering secretly at this time, making your kid just slander my daughter’s reputation, and give you a bottle of medicine to make you bolder and go deeper into the Jackal Valley. At that time, you didn’t know how to die. .

It turns out that Zuan's behavior in the crowd just now has not been hidden from his eyes and ears.

Zu An didn't know this, and walked outside the city with a look of longing. He was sitting in Chu Chuyan's car before, and he didn't have time to look at it all the way. Now he finally has the opportunity to look at this brand new world.

The street layout and house structure are similar to costume dramas, but the biggest difference is people's clothes.

Ancient China pays attention to clothes covering the body, basically it will not expose the flesh, but the world seems a bit different. He has seen many girls with white thighs along the way.

It's also a skirt, but women in this world seem to show off their figure, and the men around are also used to it.

Zu An was in a trance for a moment, as if he was back on the urban pedestrian street of his time, watching handsome men and women on the catwalks in fashion. The only difference is that the world’s costumes are somewhat more ancient elements. .

It seems that practice has opened up the world a lot more than in ancient China. After the initial astonishment, Zuan quickly became accustomed to it. After all, in the streets of previous lives, there are often young ladies in Hanfu and modern fashion beauties.

Hey, why are there two more ears on the girl's head? What is the dangling thing on your butt?

Really terrifying!

Zuan took a breath, and then he remembered some of the world background he had heard from Cheng Shou Ping. Thousands of years ago, generations of emperors led the human race to defeat the alien coalition army and drove the races to the edge of the world. Ground.

For thousands of years of war, the forces on all sides are staggered, and many foreign races have also stayed in the human race. The human race did not kill them, and the two sides reached a certain state of tacit coexistence.

Zu'an took a closer look along the way and found that the probability of seeing a foreigner was about the same as the probability of seeing a foreigner in the city in the previous life. Obviously, the human race had the absolute advantage.

It's a pity that I don't have much interest in the Beast Girl. It's hard to poke him on the cat girl and tiger girl, but the vixen is pretty good.

Zuan's brains are starting to be confused again. I don’t know if there are elves, I like elves; mermaids are also okay, only

But is it a leg or a tail under the mermaid?

Oh, by the way, I don’t know if there are any dragons, dragon girls, or other favorites, but the dragon is so big, will I be crushed to death?

……

But when he thought of his physical condition, his excited face suddenly collapsed: "I can't stand up, why are you thinking about this."

Suddenly, I was slapped on the shoulder, and a voice came from around: "Grandfather, where are you going?"

Zuan looked back and saw a man in black looking at him grinning. There was a mole on his chin. With his smile, the black hair on the mole trembled and there was a hideous spot on his neck. His tattoos seem to be engraved with "twelve" in a garish manner.

Fortunately, the owner of this body is not an illiterate, otherwise he would be blinded by crossing over.

But Zuan still has some pain, because the person in front of me looks like a villain, am I so **** unlucky? Things happen when you go out.

The man saw that he kept not responding, a cold light flashed in his triangular eyes, but he was quickly concealed by a smile: "Why, I don't know my brother, I am Meihua Twelve, and I have been drinking and playing together before. Dice."

There is such a strange last name in the world?

Zu An couldn't help asking: "Do you have a younger sister named Meihua 13?"

"Sister?" Meihua Twelve was taken aback, haha ​​laughed, "If the thirteenth brother hears you say this, you must be beaten."

Is there really a plum 13?

Zu An's heart faintly raised an expectation: "Then do you know a barber named Wu Liuqi?"

"Wu Liuqi? Barber? What a mess, I have never heard of it." Meihua Twelve asked, "How, do you know?"

Zuan shook his head: "I don't know."

Meihua Twelve was speechless for a while, thinking that since you don't know the woolen thread.

The anger value from the twelve clubs is +12!

Zuan looked at him unexpectedly, so he was angry? It seems that his eyes are small enough.

"Hey, how do you feel that you have grown a lot." Mei Hua Twelve hugged his shoulders and couldn't help squeezing.

Zuan scolded a deadly pervert, and escaped from his arms: "Maybe the food in the Duke's Mansion is too good." He deliberately moved out of the name of the Chu family because he wanted him to retreat. , Now that I have business affairs, I don't want to be out of line.

Meihua Twelve thought you were fooling ghosts. In just two days, no matter how good you eat, you can’t grow so fast, but he never thought that the other party would become a practitioner in just one night: "Yes. Now, what are you doing."

"Oh, I plan to go out of town." Zuan said ambiguously.

Mei Hua Twelve's eyes lit up: "It just so happens that I have to go out of the city and go with me."

Zuan looked at him with a smile but a smile: "Okay, I don't know where the twelve brothers are going?"

Meihua's twelve eyes turned around: "Where are you going, brother?"

"I'm going to Jackal Valley." Zuan replied directly.

"What a coincidence, I'm going there too." Mei Hua Twelve was secretly happy, this guy is as stupid as ever, he has no defensive heart.

Hey, wait, why is this guy going to Jackal Valley?

Forget it, whatever he is going to do, it happens to be a treasure place for killing people and overcoming goods. Kill him and throw him into the pile of jackals to ensure that there is no bones left, and the Chu family can't find him.

The task was broken last time. I didn’t expect that he would survive after being struck by lightning, so he was severely punished by the helper. This time, there is really a way to heaven and you don’t want to go to hell. Come in.