Keyboard Immortal Chapter 26: The problem of cheating

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Zu'an doesn't know how long the effect of this medicine can last. Once these people recover, he can't eat it and walk away, so naturally all dangers will be eliminated invisible.

He felt that he didn't think he was worthy of them because he didn't frustrate them and add death curse to funeral a dragon like a certain hero in a previous life read a novel.

Ji Xiaoxi recalled the lustful eyes of those people just now. Knowing that there was some truth to what he said, she bit her lip and stopped persuading her.

Zuan continued to come to the next person, who looked at the two companions who died in vain one after another, and said directly: "If you want to kill, kill, don't pretend to say that you want to let us live. We are all It's a robber, and no one in the cottage knows an instrument!"

Zuan frowned: "Well, let me ask another question, a common-sense question, this is something everyone should answer."

The man didn't expect to turn around, his face was happy: "Okay, you ask."

Zuan pondered for a moment, pointed to his face and asked: "Am I handsome?"

The man hurriedly replied: "Handsome, I have never seen such a handsome man. You are the entire Mingyue City. Oh no, you are the most handsome man in the world, even if the prince of the elves sees you. She will commit suicide in shame. By the way, there is also that Mrs. Yu, who is the most beautiful woman in Beijing, who can sit on the floor and ovulate as long as she looks at you, and she voluntarily runs to recommend the pillow, you may not look at her... "

In this situation and situation, even if Zuan looks like a stout black jackal, he will praise it to the sky.

The rest of Heifengzhai's companions looked sympathetic, thinking that my buddies would be hard for you. I never thought that you had such a talent for flattering.

The guards of the Jade Family on the other side glared. They just saw the scene. They didn't dare to get angry at Zu'an, they could only wait for the guy who was talking nasty words with murderous eyes.

The anger value from Yuyanluo is +99!

Zuan was a little bit happy. The first time he received the anger value from the lady jade, it seemed that this guy did flatter a bit.

Notice the smile on his face, the man in black was overjoyed and hurriedly said, "Is it satisfactory to you?"

"You know too much." Zuan picked up the knife and dropped it, and solved one more.

The thief from Heifengzhai is angry +666!

The eyes of those guards of the Yu family were straightened in an instant. Is this **** okay?

Pouch~

There was a chuckle from the carriage, but it was apparently covered with his mouth immediately, and the silence was restored.

Zuan came to the fourth man in black: "Am I handsome?"

The man swallowed, and the painful lesson of his companion just now is vividly remembered: "You look ugly, but this makes it more masculine..."

Before he finished speaking, Zuan picked up the knife and fell to him: "Keep your eyes open and talk nonsense."

The thief from Heifengzhai is angry +666!

He went on to the next man in black and repeated the question.

I witnessed that the two men were killed just now, both pros and cons answered. The man almost did not pee, and replied tremblingly: "I...I don't know."

Zuan raised the knife in his hand and let out a long sigh: "I don't even know this, what's the point of continuing to live."

The anger of the bandits from Heifengzhai +666!

……

Just kill all the way, and finally came to their leader Bao Gang: "It's your turn."

Bao Gang snorted coldly: "Whatever the answer is death, anyway, the answer is that you have the final say. If that is the case, then I will answer whatever you want to kill, but my two brothers will definitely avenge me. Yes, you will be cut by thousands of dollars!"

Zuan hummed: "There was indeed a bully just now."

Bao Gang almost cried, and you **** knew that you were bullying just now, did you know that I was about to pee?

"Well, let me take you a question with a standard answer this time. As long as you get the right answer, I will let you go." Zuan said.

"Are you serious?" Although Bao Gang knew that the other party was unlikely to let him go, his survival instinct made him ask, after all, how happy and happy it is to live in this world, stealing money, sleeping, wife and daughter , I really have nothing when I die.

Zuan nodded and said: "Of course it is true. There is definitely a standard answer to this question. If you feel dissatisfied at that time, I can tell you what the correct answer is to convince you."

Bao Gang gritted his teeth: "Okay, you can ask."

Zu'an said: "What's the next sentence of'Three hundred lychees every day'?" I don't believe this ancient poem from the earth will be accepted.

Bao Gang was overjoyed: "I know that I know, the next sentence is "Being a Lingnanese forever"."

Zu'an was taken aback. He felt that the culture of this world was very similar to the previous world. He didn't expect even these ancient poems. Then how can I learn from those who traveled through seniors by reciting poems to pretend to be forced!

"You got it wrong." Zuan was going down again with a black face.

Bao Gang howled like a pig: "Impossible, I have heard this poem before, "At the bottom of Luofu Mountain in four o'clock spring, Lu Ju Yangmei is the newest.

I eat three hundred lychees every day, and I will be a Lingnanese. The next sentence is what I just answered. What is wrong with me! "

Zu An snorted: "The next sentence is clearly'Eat 109 thousand lychees in a year'. I'm obviously testing arithmetic questions. Who has tested your poems?" After finishing speaking, he lifted the knife and fell.

"You **** deliberately yin on me!"

The anger value from Bao Gang is +1000!

Zu'an wiped the blood from the knife on him, and then sighed long: "You finally know it."

Guru~

The remaining guards of the Yu Family swallowed their saliva, thinking that we seemed to scold this guy just now?

Dead, dead!

Zuan did not respond to them, but ran to the corpses of Bao Gang and others to explore.

Ji Xiaoxi leaned forward curiously: "Brother Grandpa, are you looking for something that can prove their identity?"

Zuan shook his head: "No, I just see if there is anything valuable on them... Fuck, there is not even a copper plate!"

Ji Xiaoxi: "..."

Everyone in the Yu Family: "..."

Ji Xiaoxi said weakly: "These people come out to rob, so they probably won't bring money out."

Zuan thought so too, but it was still a pain. After half a day of work, I lost a bottle of paralytic poison.

Wait, do you say anger value?

Is anger worth eating? Other people in this world don't recognize it.

Suddenly he noticed the trembling guards of the Yu family, with a self-confident smile on their faces: "Why don't you answer my question? How can you repay me for saving you?"

Everyone in the Yu Family has gone out of their minds. How miserable the people in Heifengzhai have been. They have seen it with their own eyes, and now they have a tingling scalp when they hear the word problem.

"Thank you for the help of this young hero, and my concubine is willing to give a golden gift as a gift. I wonder if the young hero is still satisfied?" A soft and charming voice sounded.

The carriage that had not moved before finally moved, a slender hand opened the curtain, and then a stunning beauty slowly walked out.

Zuanyuan

I thought I was very resistant to beauty. After all, what kind of beauty hasn't been seen on the Internet, movies and TV in my previous life?

Chinese, European and American, island countries, and even in the two-dimensional animation, there are daily vibrato like choosing a concubine, so I don’t care so much about the title of XX first beauty in this world. These buns have little insight.

But he didn't know that he was wrong until this moment. The mistake was very ridiculous. The beauty seen through the screen of the computer and mobile phone was far from the strong shock that I saw in reality.

The lady jade who got off the carriage has delicate skin that a girl can’t match, her skin is as smooth and delicate as milk, and her eyes are as deep and beautiful as the stars in the night sky.

I couldn't find a flawless perfect face. The slender neck and the bun on the top of the head became more noble and mature.

The line of sight fell involuntarily, turning over the just-full breasts, and the slim white dress was gathered at her waistline, making her waist look more slender, and then she drew a perfect curve at the waist-hip.

Ji Xiaoxi on the side suddenly raised a sense of shame and shame. Although everyone around her praised her for being beautiful, compared with the lady in front of her, her natural mature and elegant temperament was learned by herself. Not coming.

"Does it look good?" Noting Zuan's slightly presumptuous gaze, Mrs. Yu didn't mean the slightest anger, but showed a gentle smile.

"Good-looking." Zuan nodded, "I thought I was the best-looking person in the world, but I didn't expect you to be a little worse than me."

Pouch~

Ji Xiaoxi couldn't help being amused, and his depressed mood was wiped out.

Yu Yanluo was also taken aback. Over the years, she has been used to the amazing eyes of too many men when they see her, but no one has ever been so... so natural as him.

"You are very funny," Yu Yanluo pursed her lips, and she suddenly felt like ice and snow melted, and a hundred flowers blossomed. "What is your name? You claim to be a Shou Ping. Just now this little girl called your ancestor brother, then It should be your real name, what is your name?"

"I am a person who does good deeds without a name." Zuan shook his head. The name he had previously reported as Shou Ping was used to carry the scapegoat. Now he is in danger in the Chu family. Before he can figure it out. Don't want to be known in advance.

Yu Yanluo glanced at the corpses of the Heifengzhai bandits on the ground that he had searched in a mess, and the corners of her lips raised a beautiful arc: "But I don’t have that much money with me now, if I don’t know you 'S real name, how can I give it to you afterwards."

Zuan was scratching his head and cheeks, obviously also entangled, but in the end he decided to surrender to money and took her hand and walked aside: "You come with me!"

Yu Yanluo's eyes fell on the hand holding her arm, a cold light flashed in her eyes, but in the end she didn't say anything.

The Yu family guards on the side have their eyes straightened. Their wife has always hated any physical contact with men, but he can catch them without stopping?

He wanted to scold him, but when he thought of the situation he tortured everyone in Heifengzhai just now, he still has lingering fears, how dare to speak.

Zu'an pulled Yuyanluo to a remote place in the distance, before saying: "Pre-declare, I didn't say it for the ten thousand taels of gold..."

He was interrupted before he finished speaking, and Yu Yanluo's eyes fell on his hand: "Can you let go of my hand first?"

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Thanks to the book friend for the cold rewarding leader. I checked the time is 2 or 3 in the middle of the night, and then go to bed early, otherwise the body will not be able to stay, and it will be easy to become a child with kidney deficiency