Keyboard Immortal Chapter 5: Cheating lottery draw

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Zuan: "???"

I don't know why, but I always feel that the sound of the system is a bit gloating!

Suddenly noticed that there were some small prints beside the steel ball on the screen, he leaned over to check it unwillingly.

"Introduction to the Rich Lady Happy Ball: According to legend, this thing can give rich women a great sense of pleasure and satisfaction, but behind this is the unbearable pain of those delicate ducks, so a smart duck invented this thing instead.

Use effect: After using this thing, the pain when a woman who is richer than you hurts you will be converted into a sense of pleasure. Note: It does not reduce the damage, but it can lock you when you are fatally injured by a rich woman. Live the last drop of blood. "

"Whether it is stored in the storage column? You can press the Q key to take it out according to your idea."

Have a dad!

Looking at the genuine steel ball in his palm, Zuan nearly fell to the ground.

This gadget is useless, the effect is so tasteless, and there are a lot of restrictions. I don’t want to be a duck. How can I use this gadget?

Zuan put the steel ball back into his inventory with a black line on his face, and then ran back to change the basin of water and wash his face again, still not at ease, and deliberately turned back to wash his hands several times.

Then press the third draw.

The cursor continued to turn, Zuan's eyes stared tightly: "Don't be a space, don't be a Q..."

Finally, the cursor stays on the "B" key.

The cold voice came from my ear: "Congratulations on the poisonous dagger!"

Zuan: "???"

He almost didn't spit out a mouthful of old blood, this keyboard is too rude, what kind of stuff he smoked, until he saw the dark dagger in the screen, he knew that he wanted to be crooked.

"Introduction to the poison in the dagger: When someone had a winning ticket, he subconsciously licked it, and then died. The last sentence before dying was that the dagger was poisonous. Instructions for use: This is a cursed dagger. As long as it causes wounds, the injured will die immediately."

Zuan is finally a little relieved. Although the name of this thing is a bit awkward, it is no less than a divine tool when used well, but the biggest problem is whether he can hurt those enemies.

I have seen the abilities of Xue'er and Chu Chuyan before, and I'm afraid that I can't even get close to them, let alone cause wounds.

Well, keep a low profile. Sneak attack is king. Back then, Wei Xiaobao was able to win seven sisters with a dagger. My Zuan has this magical tool, and it is not a problem to win seventy.

Hey, if I get hurt by this dagger, will I also die?

Looking at the bright dagger in his hand, Zuan had the urge to cut his fingers to try, but in the end he gave up the idea of ​​trying the law with his own body.

Zuan hastily started the next lottery draw, but unfortunately, no matter how he presses the lottery system, there is no response, only the screen reminds him of "Insufficient anger."

"Isn't it easy to get angry." Thinking of Xueer's girl, Zuan touched his chin, and laughed.

Hey, smiling like this is like a bad guy.

Thinking of Cher, he remembered the embarrassing experience tonight, and his face was shaking. The joy of the lottery suddenly disappeared. The most urgent thing is how to recover the little brother.

Wait, what "Phoenix Nirvana Sutra" seemed to be swallowed by the keyboard?

Zuan's face was instantly pale, do I really want to become Sima Qian?

Checking the keyboard in a hurry, only the F2 key is still on. Pressing it down, the screen displays: "Do you want to practice "Phoenix Nirvana Sutra"?"

Zu An suddenly turned from worry to joy. Could it be possible to use this keyboard to reach full level with one key? What is the secret code of the Unknowable Land, if you hear it, you can’t do it, then can you walk sideways in this world?

Hurrying to press "Yes", only a little golden light flew out of F2 and spread all over his body, giving him a warm and extremely comfortable feeling.

One-shot 999, one-shot 999!

Zu An thought silently in his heart, after a while the golden light faded, he opened his eyes suddenly, only to feel that the air was sweeter, and there seemed to be some differences between the heavens and the earth, so he took his skill and punched it on the nearby stone. .

"It hurts, it hurts..."

Zuan clutched his fist, tears were almost coming out.

It’s the same as before. No, it’s still a bit different. Then

It is that he now seems to have nine incomparably magnificent engraved arrays on his skin, each of which is hollow, distributed throughout his body in turn, with lines connected between the array and the array.

Soon those engraved arrays disappeared slowly into the skin, Zu An suddenly became anxious, and then he saw those engraved arrays again, as if looking inside.

"What are these magic circles?" Zuan noticed that there was some golden substance inside the bottom circle. He thought of the mysterious old man introducing the characteristics of this technique before taking a look at his **** fists. , Suddenly realized:

This low-level exercise really depends on being beaten to improve your skill.

He had rich gaming experience in his previous life and quickly figured out that this keyboard made the practice easy and visualized. As long as he fills up the golden substances in the nine magic circles, he should be able to upgrade.

And this golden substance is obviously only obtained by being beaten.

For the sake of my lower body...Ah, bah, the happiness of the second half of my life, even if this technique is cheap, I have to practice it.

Zuan gritted his teeth, then hit the wall with his fist.

Although it hurts this time, the golden substance in the circle hardly increased. Zuan looked at two fists and roughly understood what was going on.

Different from the first punch, this punch has its own subjective consciousness, and the subconscious mind of the body will protect itself from some strength, and the effect is naturally not as good as the first time.

The path of self-abuse doesn't work. It seems that you can only find someone else to fight, but who is it?

Damn, why the more I think about it, the more I feel so cheap.

He was upset, and suddenly noticed a mouse coming out at his feet looking for food. He couldn't help but feel angry. This uncle was really sad, and the place he lived in was dilapidated. There were mice.

He flew directly and kicked the mouse out of the window, sighing that his footwork was comparable to that of the national football team when the door was kicked open.

"You threw this mouse?" With a crisp voice, a young girl appeared at the door. She was slender and petite, with red lips and white teeth, thin pink lips, shoulder-length short hair, and oblique bangs slightly covering her eyes. .

If she hadn't held a mouse in her hand at this moment, Zuan would have sighed, what a lovely girl.

Looking at the mouse squeaking and struggling in her hand, Zuan reminded: "Be careful that the mouse bites you."

"I'm not afraid of this stuff." As soon as the girl's voice fell, she pinched, the mouse screamed, and her breath disappeared.

Zuan swallowed, is this Nima still a woman?

I saw the girl threw the mouse’s body away, wiped her hands nonchalantly, and stared at him with a frosty expression: "I don’t know what my sister thought, but after catching you back, Punish you."

Zu'an was about to ask what's wrong with the chewing noise outside. He was startled when she heard her: "Sister?"

I noticed that her eyebrows are somewhat similar to Chu Chuyan, but she is much younger. It seems that Chu, the second lady of the Chu family, has recruited. After this period of time, his memory with this body is slow. Slowly fusion, many of the previous clips have been remembered, but he did not understand why the second lady would take such a bad name.

The girl in front of me is wearing a tight leather jacket, her waist is becoming more and more slender, her small buttocks are plump, and a small leather whip hung around her waist, she looks like a small pepper, which is completely like her sister's frosty appearance It's different, and I don't know why the difference is so big because it was born to the same mother.

"Where do your dog's eyes look?" Chu Huanzhao was very dissatisfied with him at first, but now seeing his eyes turn sharply, he only feels more annoying.

The anger value from Chu Huanzhao +10!

Zuan noticed that the anger value on the keyboard had changed to "10" and couldn't help but be overjoyed. This little girl is very angry. It is really sorry for not taking this opportunity to earn more anger value.

As soon as I turned my eyes, I thought about it: "I have always had a problem that I can't figure out. Your sister's name is Chuyan. What a good name, why did you give you such a bad name?"

The anger score from Chu Huanzhao is +666!

Zu An was startled at once, this anger value is too exaggerated.

I saw that Chu was still red eyes, and a small face flushed red: "I, what Chuyan, she changed her name, her original name was Zhaodi!"

Recruitment

Di? Thinking of the cheap wife fluttering in white clothes and a fairy-like temperament, but having the name of such a village girl, Zu An suddenly looked strange.

Recruiting Di, also recruiting...Wait, I remember the old man in the house seems to be called You Zhao...

"Are you laughing at me?" Chu's words interrupted his thoughts.

"No no," feeling the flames in her eyes, Zuan hurriedly denied, "By the way, why didn't you change your name?"

The anger score from Chu Huanzhao is +199!

"I want to change it, but my parents are not allowed to say anything, and my sister is not allowed. Humph, she changed it herself, regardless of whether others live or die!" The girl thought of being laughed at by friends and college students since she was a child. The scene, can not help but look sad and angry.

"Wait!" Chu Huanzhao suddenly reacted, "You are close to grandma and aunt, I'm here to find you to calculate last night's account!"

Zu An is happily counting the anger points he got. He has already collected 875 points of anger. It counts to draw 8 prizes. This time, he must not be able to draw out those messy things. Subconsciously. Answered: "What happened last night must be a misunderstanding."

"You have already crawled on my bed, what can you misunderstand." Chu also sneered.

The anger score from Chu Huanzhao is +10!

Hey, why the anger value is so low, it can be seen how deeply she resents the name.

Zuan spread his hands: "Then why didn't you stop it at the time? Or call someone else."

"I..." A red cloud flashed across Chu Huanzhao's white face, "I don't know what's going on, it seems that I was asleep."

"I was also drunk at the time, and I don’t know why I appeared in your room. There must be something weird." Zuan didn’t care about the value of his anger at this time. The most urgent thing is to calm down this little aunt’s grandma. I don’t know if she knows martial arts skills. People at this age are the least important in doing things. In case one misses me and kills me, where can I go to reason?

"Is it possible that I didn't bring you into the house?" Chu also sneered, "As the saying goes, wine is the matchmaker of sex, you don't go to me in other places when you are drunk, which proves that you usually I feel bad about this lady."

Zuan stared at her airport-like breasts, and sighed for a long time: "You are still a child, how could I have thoughts about you? If I really have any thoughts, I should go to your sister's house. Run."

Chu also blasted his hair instantly: "I obviously have grown up, and occasionally I can help with the family's business! On the contrary, you are a trash, who only eats dry food at home, where does the face say me!" /

The anger score from Chu Huanzhao is +99!

Zu'an secretly laughed, and sure enough, no matter which world he is in, the most taboo thing for young people who have just grown up is to be treated as children.

"Look at your wicked look, which man would dare to marry you in the future? A woman should look like a woman, and she should do needlework on weekdays and learn how to be virtuous and virtuous," Zuanyu looked at her earnestly. His eyes were filled with kindness, "Hey, brother-in-law is also for your own good."

Although he was a little worried about being killed, he was a little hard to stop looking at the soaring anger value.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

The anger score from Chu Huanzhao +33+33+33……

Seeing that the numbers on the anger panel began to soar, Zuan almost didn't laugh. This little Nizi's emotions were really good. If it was the wife of the iceberg, I am afraid it would not be so easy.

"Do you really want to hit me now? Don’t forget that I’m your brother-in-law, bullying the elders and be careful of thunder." As if to see smoke coming from the head of the girl opposite, Zuan was also a little guilty, just Will it be bald if you catch a sulcus?

But if I change my mind, it’s no big deal for her to have a fight. With her small arms and legs, it shouldn’t be too dangerous to be beaten in the chest by such a beautiful girl with a small fist. Maybe she can take the opportunity to break through that door. The exercises.

The anger value from Chu Huanzhao is +55!

Zuan was too late to be happy. He only felt a strong surge on his chest. He sprayed out a mouthful of blood and fell onto the bed.

Chu even retracted his fist and snorted disdainfully: "I thought you had something to do with you so provoking, cut, weak!"