Keyboard Immortal Chapter 574: Stunned
Zuan was stunned when he heard it. He really thought about it. The frog did not jump with his pants on. It's a logical genius.
He followed the sound and walked over, noticing that a big fat man beside the pool in front was pointing at the little eunuchs and reprimanding them. The little eunuchs were lying on the ground one by one, like Ouyang Feng was practicing toad gong.
But looking at their frowning faces, they were obviously forced.
The big fat man had a round face, and there was a hint of not-so-smart look between his brows.
"Who is so arrogant in the inner palace?" Seeing him training those eunuchs like grandsons, those eunuchs just kowtowed and begged for mercy, and none of them dared to resist.
I carefully looked at the fat man's clothes. He was all apricot-yellow, and he could still see a few dragons on it.
Wouldn't he be the emperor?
Zuan immediately rejected this speculation. If the strongest person in the world looks like this mentally retarded child, then everyone else can buy a piece of tofu and kill him.
In his heart, he thought of the rumors about the prince he had heard before. The man who can freely come and go in the harem is still wearing yellow clothes like a dragon robe. The identity of the other party is self-evident.
Chu Chuyan mentioned to him on the way that the crown prince's name is Zhao Ruizhi. Zu Anxin wanted his parents to give him such a name. Could he be mentally retarded?
"Hey, that little **** over there, come here quickly." At this moment, the prince had already seen Zaan and reached out his hand to beckon.
Zuan was speechless. I'm so tall and mighty, how can I look like a eunuch?
But there's nothing wrong with it now, so it wouldn't hurt to take the opportunity to learn more about this prince.
So he walked right over.
The other eunuchs looked at him directly: "Bold, who are you, dare to break into the inner courtyard of the palace?"
The prince couldn't recognize each other, but they knew very well, how could the person in front of him be a eunuch, could it be an assassin?
However, there are so many experts in the palace, and the guards are so tight, how can assassins get in?
They were worried that the other party was the son of a minister who had been ordered to enter the palace, but they dared not directly call him an assassin.
Zuan was about to explain, but the big fat man was dissatisfied: "Shut up, which frog can talk?"
The eunuchs had bitter expressions on their faces, and hurriedly closed their mouths tightly.
The big fat man continued: "Where are the pants, the frog didn't wear pants, so he took off his pants."
Zuan added: "Not only pants, but frogs don't even wear clothes."
The big fat man was overjoyed, and suddenly felt like he had found a bosom friend: "You're right, why didn't I expect that, Xiao Xuzi and Xiao Hezi, all their clothes and pants were taken off."
Those eunuchs gave Zaan a resentful look. This kid is really awesome. If the Sa family finds a chance, it won't kill you.
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It's hard to beat, they know that their master is moody, uh, no, he doesn't have a concept of good or evil in his mind to be precise.
Once there was a companion who clearly didn't offend the prince, but the prince asked the guards to drag him down and beat him half to death. In his opinion, this is not a bad thing, but he just wanted to try whether it was a stick or a human bone. Hard, purely for fun.
Of course, the crown prince is not bad for them on the whole, but he just needs to follow his weird thinking. Anyone who lacks eyesight and strength is basically a tall grass.
Seeing a few eunuchs start **** coyly, Zaan was speechless for a while.
It is strange to say that the servants next to this prince are all eunuchs, and there is not even a palace maid.
While looking around, he asked casually, "Why did you let them learn how to jump?"
The big fat man pointed to the frogs in the lotus pond on the side: "Oh, I just passed by here and heard the sound of frogs. I asked them whether these frogs wanted to call themselves, or they let them call to flatter me. ."
Zuan blinked, and it took him half a day to tell the difference between them and them in his mouth. He was shocked for a while, this guy's brain circuit is really strange.
He followed the other person's words and asked, "How did they answer?"
The big fat man pointed at one of the emaciated eunuchs and said, "Little Xuzi said that these frogs will cry when they hatch in spring."
Zu Anxin wanted to answer correctly, but who knew that the big fat man went on to say: "It's really unreasonable, seeing me coming, these frogs' calls are not to welcome me, so I punished Xiao Xuzi to let him learn how to call frogs He came to meet me, but unfortunately he couldn't learn how to croak, so I let him learn how to jump."
Zuan: "..."
He swallowed, looked at the other people and asked, "What about them?"
The big fat man replied: "Oh, I asked Xiao Hezi later, and he replied that of course they asked the frogs to call me to flatter me."
Zu Anxin thought that Xiao Xuzi had already tried a wrong answer, and it would be foolish for others not to change their words: "Then why were they punished by you too?"
The big fat man replied angrily: "I was very happy at first, but I wanted to listen to the frog's flattery again, but they couldn't make the frog croak again. Is this not a lie to me, what is it?"
Zuan: "..."
You guys are making such a big noise here, those frogs are frightened and run away, naturally they won't be screaming here.
He glanced at the eunuchs sympathetically. With such a master on the booth, no matter how he answered, he was wrong. It was really pitiful.
That
Several eunuchs seemed to have read the meaning in his eyes, and nodded their heads with deep sympathy, thinking that finally someone could understand our suffering.
In the past, several people were angry at him and fell into trouble, but now that they looked at him, their hatred for him was greatly reduced.
At this time, the big fat man spoke again: "By the way, since you are here, let's talk about whether those frogs wanted to bark by themselves or did they flatter me?"
Zuan: "..."
I knew this and didn't ask much.
The other eunuchs all showed schadenfreude smiles. I'm making you laugh. You have to take off your clothes and dance with us soon.
Seeing that he has been pondering and not answering, the big fat man is a little dissatisfied: "I asked you something, don't you look down on me if you don't answer."
"Naturally not," Zaun glanced at the pond beside him, a confident smile forming on the corner of his mouth, "Of course these frogs are calling to flatter you."
The big fat man was overjoyed: "Haha, I said it must be the case, then you ask them to flatter them a few more words?"
Several eunuchs on the side looked at each other and almost laughed out loud. I don't know where the stunned young man came from. He insisted on talking too much to distract the prince's attention. Now let's see what he will do.
"Okay." Zaan smiled and came to the pond, as if talking to the frog, "Frog brothers, this friend of mine wants to hear a few words of flattery from you, give him a face, and call him a call."
The eunuchs next to me all laughed. How could this guy be more stupid than the prince?
Of course they only dared to think about it in their hearts, and no one dared to say it, but looking at Zaan was like looking at a fool.
The big fat man seemed to see the bosom friend, and rushed to his side: "You still talk to the frog?"
"A little bit." Zaun smiled modestly.
Xu Zi on the side finally couldn't help: "Master, don't be deceived by this kid, who can talk to frogs in this world."
Xiao Hezi nodded deeply with sympathy: "That's right, Lord..."
However, before he could finish speaking, a frog sound suddenly sounded in the pond. It was fragmented at first, but soon the sound became louder and even lined up.
They turned to the pond in amazement, and found that the lotus leaves were full of frogs of various colors, as if all the frogs in the pond had come out, and they were all chirping in the direction of the prince, and at the same time, they looked at each and every one of them. Respectfully, as if saluting.
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The book friend 58674264 provides the dragon set Xukun, and the book friend "Going Home Alone" provides the dragon set He Te
Just need two dragon sets, they are arranged in order, don't dislike being a eunuch, at least there will be no less drama after following the prince (*^▽^*)