Keyboard Immortal Chapter 575: Prince Princess

The big fat man was overjoyed. He ran to the pond and looked at the frogs. He looked at this and that at a while, dancing with joy like a child.

Zuan had heard many times before that the prince used words like "plain". At the time, he felt that they were embarrassed to call the prince a fool, so they used a glorified word.

Now it seems that the prince does have a simple heart.

If you were born in an ordinary family, you might be able to be a rich man, but if you were born in a royal family, you are destined to have no good results. He remembered that there was an emperor in the Western Jin Dynasty in the pre-travel history who was similar to the prince in front of him, and finally caused chaos in the world. .

It stands to reason that the emperor of this world is the strongest person in the world.

When he was wandering, the big fat man had already run over with a smile. As he ran, the fat all over his body was shaking, looking like undulating waves.

"You can really talk to the frog, how to do it, teach me, from now on you will be my big brother." The big fat man pulled his sleeve in admiration.

Zuan leaned back tactically: "It's not impossible to teach you, but now I'm a little hungry, and I'm really not in the mood to teach people."

Xu Zi and Xiao He Zi on the side were stunned, the prince actually called this guy big brother? The key is that this guy even promised to come down, and he really doesn't know how to die.

"This is simple, there are a lot of snacks here, Xiao Xuzi and Xiao Hezi, come and serve this..." The big fat man was stunned, "Brother, what is your name?"

"My name is Zaan." This is nothing to hide, and it won't be long before everyone in the palace will know.

"Oh, my name is Zhao Ruizhi." The big fat man smiled and invited him to take a seat. It was originally a seat prepared for him by his subordinates, and all kinds of delicate snacks and fruits were prepared on the table, "Brother, These things are relatively ordinary, you put your stomach first, and I will ask them to get you something good.”

Seeing the prince's flattering smile, standing beside him like a dog's leg, the other eunuchs were dumbfounded and scolded Zaan, but now the prince valued him so much, everyone was afraid that he would get bad luck, and no one dared to take it seriously. Open your mouth.

"Don't bother." Zaan picked up a cake to put in his mouth, and suddenly thought that there must be many people jealous of this foolish prince. If someone poisoned him, wouldn't he be wronged if he ate it.

So he handed the pastry in his hand to the other party: "You can eat it too."

"Okay." Zhao Ruizhi smiled honestly, then took it and stuffed it into his mouth.

It was too late for the others to stop them, and their faces turned pale. If this guy just smeared some poison on his hands and something happened to the prince, they wouldn't be able to survive.

Everyone is staring at the prince to see if he has anything to do. Of course, their starting points are different.

Zhao Ruizhi took another piece of cake and stuffed it into his mouth: "Brother, eat it, it's delicious."

Seeing him take a big bite of the snack, Zaun finally

Understand why he's so fat.

But I was completely relieved, and I also took a piece of cake and ate it.

With his mouth full of cakes, Zhao Ruizhi said in a loud voice, "By the way, how do you communicate with frogs, teach me quickly."

"You first have to imagine yourself as one of them, and then let go of your heart and communicate with them with your heart and not your mouth." Zaun was talking nonsense. The reason he was able to communicate with the frogs was by The Tongtian Jade Cong given to him by the Middle Eastern barbarian girl in the secret realm of Yin Ruins can communicate with many low-intelligence creatures.

Hey, his expression suddenly changed, and he didn't know if he could use it to control this stupid prince. How could he see that his intelligence was not very high.

Hearing his words, Zhao Ruizhi was so precious that he didn't even bother to eat the cakes, and hurried to the pond and the frog on the lotus leaf to stare at him.

Then he suddenly fell to the bank and squatted up like a frog. After a long time, he suddenly croaked.

The frog not far away also responded with a croak, Zhao Ruizhi couldn't help but be overjoyed: "Big brother, big brother, I can really communicate with them."

Zuan looked weird: "What did you communicate with them?" He hadn't had time to communicate with the frogs to cooperate with this guy.

Zhao Ruizhi replied, "I asked them if they had eaten."

"Did they answer you?" The expression on Zaun's face grew even more bizarre.

"Yes, they said they ate it." Zhao Ruizhi nodded decisively.

Zuan: "..."

Well, I saved myself the effort of fooling myself.

This guy is really smart.

The eunuchs on the side were also dumbfounded. They had known how foolish it was. Why did they have to go to school to jump and take off their clothes just now?

But they also understand that they can't summon all those frogs to the prince like Zaun, and the prince naturally won't believe them so much.

Zhao Ruizhi played with Frog for a while and suddenly ran back to Zaan: "Brother, you are so talented, I will ask you one more question."

"You said it," Zaun replied casually as he peeled a banana and ate it.

Seeing his carefree appearance, the eunuchs next to him stared wide-eyed, scolding this man for his boldness in their hearts.

Feeling a steady stream of anger points, Zaan knew what they were thinking, and it wasn't that he deliberately killed himself, but that he knew how to get along with a weirdo like the Prince, and you can't follow common sense.

It is easier to gain the prince's goodwill by deliberately acting as an expert like him.

Zhao Ruizhi smiled and glanced at the eunuchs around him with a look of embarrassment on his face. He came to him and lowered his voice and said, "That's right, I want to prank someone, but she is too Clever, every time I didn't make it, she avoided it in advance, did you bro

What's the best way? "

Zuan: "???"

I'm still **** eating. You're saying that on purpose to disgust me?

But seeing the pure anticipation in his eyes, Zaan realized that he really wanted to ask, and he couldn't help laughing. This mind is really like a child, trying to trick his friends exactly the same.

He replied casually: "That's easy to do, next time you fart, tell your friend 'something is smeared', so that the other party will subconsciously breathe hard to smell if something is really burning. Jiao, that will smell all your farts."

The eunuchs not far away were shocked. Was this a **** idea? It's really too shabby.

Zhao Ruizhi is even more overjoyed: "Big brother is really good, this time I will definitely be able to fix her!"

Zuan was a little curious: "Who are you trying to prank?"

Zhao Ruizhi replied, "My wife, she always thinks I'm stupid, I just want to make fun of her once."

Zuan: "..."

Princess, what can I say about this Nima, this guy actually wants his wife to smell farts?

"What are you trying to tease me about?" There was a cold snort behind him.

Zhao Ruizhi's body trembled, and he frowned like a quail inside.

Zuan turned his head curiously, his eyes lit up.

A beautiful woman walked towards the two of them slowly, her shoulders were cut like a knife, her waist was like a silk tie, her neck was as long and graceful as a swan, revealing her smooth and fair skin, and she was wearing a dazzling dress The luxurious palace dress, with two connected ribbons fluttering in the wind, makes the waist more slender and charming.

She has a scarlet beauty mole in the center of her forehead. Her hair is in a delicate bun, decorated with delicate beaded flowers made of silk threads. There are several exquisite hairpins on each side, and one sparkling The golden step shakes, the tassel on the top slowly shakes with the master's pace, as if to shake into people's hearts.

The gorgeous decorations and exquisite makeup on her body naturally exudes a special noble atmosphere.

Her eyes were looking coldly at Zaun now, with those moving, dignified eyes.

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I think about writing it every time, but I forget it every time. It's been a long time since I thanked everyone. I've been a bit salty, and everyone still supports me like this. I'm moved and embarrassed. The five scumbags in the war are often high-spirited one second, and turned over and salted the next moment...