Keyboard Immortal Chapter 594: A cocoon

Zuan hurriedly flashed back, and out of the corner of his eyes saw a cloudy yellow liquid rushing over the door, and a wooden barrel was falling, and he could smell a fishy smell from a distance.

He immediately reacted, thinking that someone had put a urinal on the door in advance, and when someone pushed the door in, they would be drenched in the urine on it. Although it was not lethal, it was extremely insulting.

Thinking of Sang Hong's reminder yesterday, Shi Kun's appearance appeared in his mind, and he sneered in his heart. Last time Mingyuecheng counted him running fast, this time I'll see how I take care of you.

So he summoned the blue mallard and directly controlled the yellow turbid liquid in the sky to reflect back at a faster speed than when it came.

In the distance behind the door, there were two people laughing and watching the play. The big fat man was naturally the prince. The man beside him was much more handsome and taller. No matter where he was, he could be called a beautiful man. It's a pity that The gloomy eyes slightly damaged his temperament, but no matter how damaged it was, it was much better than the big fat man next to him.

This man is naturally Shi Kun. He knows that Zuan has also become a prince, and his lungs almost exploded. Why? A street gangster who not only married a fairy who was out of his reach, but now he has become a prince, and is on an equal footing with him?

Did this guy have **** luck? So he decided to throw a bucket of urine on this guy to ruin his luck.

Prince Prince was originally stupid, and he was most interested in fun things, so he was easily persuaded.

I didn't expect the other party's reaction to be so fast. You must know that he even had someone add a wind array behind the door, and it would be hard to escape the speed rank six spilled out of the urinal.

Seeing the yellow liquid that was bounced back, the prince opened his mouth wide in shock. With his ability, he couldn't dodge at all.

Shi Kun had the opportunity to stop these things for him, but then he would have to stand in front of him and bathe in these disgusting liquids. Thinking of the most embarrassing and smelly eunuch's urine, his face jumped. I really don't want to be thrown on my body by this thing.

So he stepped aside decisively, the prince was not so lucky, even if there were eunuchs beside him who tried to block him, he was still drenched in the face.

After the initial shock, the prince burst into tears soon: "Wow... vomit... Whose pee smells so bad, this prince must... vomit..."

Shi Kun's eyelids jumped at the side. Fortunately, he just didn't make a hard connection, otherwise it would be a shadow for a lifetime.

Zuan was also dumbfounded at this time. Looking at the miserable appearance of the big fat man not far away, he knew that this was trouble.

This dead fat man is so stupid, he doesn't have to stand behind the door if he wants to **** him off.

Shi Kun jumped out at this time: "Boldly, dare to assassinate the prince, this is a big crime to punish the Nine Clan."

The eunuchs next to them also scolded them. You must know that they also have a lot of urine on their bodies. Damn, who is the urine that kills a thousand knives, so embarrassed?

The prince also wanted to say something, but he just opened his mouth wide, and now there are quite a few in it. As soon as he opened his mouth, he felt disgusted and wanted to vomit: "vomit..."

Zuan's eyelids twitched, and he had no choice but to look at Shi Kun first: "It's your kid again, it's really haunting."

Shi Kun snorted: "You don't have to make friends, you are going to assassinate the prince, and no one can save you now."

That's another reason why he didn't stop the prince just now, **** Zaan is just a trick to vent his anger, but if the prince is splashed, it's a big disaster, Zaan. Dead.

At this time, a group of guards came to hear the news, and they were dumbfounded when they saw the situation in the room. What's the situation? How could there be such a pickled thing in the Prince's study?

However, they also witnessed the misery of the prince, plus Shi Kun pointed at Zaan, so a group of people drew their knives to take Zaan.

"Wait a minute!" Zaan looked at Shi Kun, "You said to assassinate, so what should I use to assassinate?"

"Of course..." Shi Kun was about to point to the urinal when suddenly he was at a loss for words. What kind of brain-twitching assassin would use a bucket of urine for stabbing. No one would believe it if he said it. Just subconsciously, in order to maximize Zaun's guilt, the first reaction was to assassinate.

Zuan said at this time: "It seems that you want to talk about this bucket of urine, everyone knows that I didn't bring anything when I entered the palace, and the guards along the way can testify, then this bucket of urine is obviously prepared by my accomplices. Yes, the one who murdered the prince with me will also punish the nine clans too, right?"

Shi Kun's eggs hurt immediately, because he was the one who prepared the urinal. Many people in the uterus knew that there was no way to hide it. He didn't know that in order to be quick, he ended up going around himself.

Zuan was an orphan, and now he broke off the marriage contract with the Chu family. In the true sense of being alone, there is no difference between killing the nine clans and killing one; but he can't. The Shi family still has such a big family. If he was really implicated because of this, his skin would be ripped off.

He had no choice but to change his mind and say, "Even if it wasn't for the assassination, you've seen it with your own eyes when you spilled urine on the crown prince. This is a crime of great disrespect, and the crime should be punished."

"Not bad, not bad... ugh..." The big fat prince immediately agreed, he was really disgusting, how could he care about the friendship we just met yesterday.

Shi Kun on the side smiled, now that the prince supports him, this guy is dead.

Zuan thought of Sang Hong's reminder that the prince had indeed inherited his father's meanness and cruelty.

But at this moment, he also thought of a way to directly summon Lan Fu, stretched out his hand and sucked it, sucking all the yellow liquid from the prince's body.

To a certain extent, urine is also a type of water.

Prince Prince was originally covered in water, but in the blink of an eye, his body was dry again, and there was no such strange smell in his mouth.

A small yellow ball gathers in front of him, apparently the condensation of those disgusting liquids.

Zuan casually bowed, and the concentrated urine ball flew straight into Shi Kun's mouth.

Shi Kun is smiling happily, his mouth is wide open, how can he react: "Uh...cough...vomit..."

He hurriedly stretched out his hand to clasp his throat and tried to spit it out, but before he had time, a disgusting smell shot straight to the top of his head, and he couldn't bear it any longer.

Zuan of the Dog Day!

Rage value from Shi Kun +999+999+999...

It's a pity that he can't speak at all now, his mouth just spit out instinctively, and not only that, his eyes kept watering with tears, who the **** pissed, it's so irritating.

Zuan didn't bother to care about him at all, but at the same time used the skill of "one hundred million close people" on the prince, and the 100,000 taels of silver disappeared instantly, but the prince had subconsciously regarded him as a friend.

"This is fun, this is fun," the prince patted his fat hand, "Brother, you have to teach me this."

Seeing his affectionate eyes, Zaan breathed a sigh of relief. The previous two casts of "Benefiting Near People" didn't work well, and in the end they didn't achieve their goals. I was worried that I would also pull my hips this time, but fortunately it finally worked. It seems that this skill is not too useless.

Shi Kun was dumbfounded. He didn't understand why the prince no longer blamed the other party. Isn't the prince quite stingy and irritable on weekdays?

"Okay, but don't call me eldest brother in the future, it's really against the rules." Zaan is worried that others will take this against him in the future, so it's better to take precautions in advance.

The prince didn't take it seriously: "By the way, not only teach me this, but also teach me invulnerability."

"Invulnerable?" Zaun looked bewildered.

The prince pointed to Shi Kun and said, "He said that your cultivation base is obviously not high, but so many assassins on the road to Beijing can't kill you, just because you are invulnerable."

Shi Kun on the side vomited his bile almost out, but he is now Rank 6, so he is considered a master. Finally, he was lucky enough to force the urine out of his body, holding the wooden barrel on the side and wow wow I vomited, almost full.

Hearing the prince say this, he hurriedly echoed: "Yes, if the prince doesn't believe it, let him stand at the door and shoot him with a throwing knife."