Keyboard Immortal Chapter 701: A slap doesn’t make a sound
The officials behind Zaun were also dissatisfied, and urged him to step aside first.
Zuan ignored the voices and looked at the mustache coldly: "You said that your clothes are not neat, who do you think you are."
Mustache bowed his hands in the direction of the main hall and sneered: "This is the power given to this official by the imperial court. It is naturally me who has the final say to monitor the appearance of hundreds of officials."
"Are you making it clear that you are making things difficult for me?" Zaan's face sank.
Mustache's nostrils are upturned: "This official has always enforced the law impartially, so how could it be possible to make things difficult for you alone? Why don't I make things difficult for them? As the saying goes, a slap doesn't make a sound, find the reason for everything from yourself, and don't blame others at all times. body."
Zuan was stunned in shock. He didn't expect this person to say the classic remarks of some people in the previous life.
At this time, the moustache said impatiently: "What you are delaying here is everyone's time. According to the law, you will be punished to stand next to you for an hour, so that other officials can take a warning!"
Although it is early in the morning, the sun has already come out, standing under the sun for an hour, although the lethality is not large, but it is extremely insulting.
You must know that the people who come and go in the palace gate are all court officials. After witnessing this scene, he will soon become the laughing stock of the entire court.
Zuan's eyes narrowed: "Dare to ask Your Excellency Gao's name?"
"Why, do you want to take revenge on me?" A trace of disdain flashed in the mustache's eyes, "I will not change my name, I will not change my surname, so is Shi Jun, the servant of the Yellow Clan! Everything today is handled with justice, no matter where you cry. I can't help it."
"Shi Jun?" Zaan suddenly realized, "What's your relationship with Shi Kun?"
The moustache stared at him coldly, and after a long time he said, "Shi Kun is the official's younger brother."
Zu Anxin thought it was no wonder that he just thought he looked familiar. It turned out to be Brother Ribi's brother.
Shi Jun then said: "This official is definitely not targeting you because of your brother's affairs. Everything is just business."
The brothers of the Shi family are in a good relationship. The guy in front of him killed his brother, so he naturally wants to take revenge.
Originally, because of the Crown Princess, the Shi family was still a little cautious, but the people from Prince Qi's mansion came to vent with them. With their cooperation, the Shi family naturally had no scruples.
As for Zu'an's victory over the Prince of Qi, the people of the Shi family did not take it to heart. According to the information, this guy is at most magical in movement, and his real cultivation base looks like a sixth or seventh rank.
The reason why Prince Qi lost the battle was mainly because he underestimated the enemy, and there were secret experts who helped him secretly.
Now in the palace, what mysterious master dares to approach? The emperor will not slap him to death!
In addition, he is also a Rank 7 master himself, so he dares to attack Zaan unscrupulously.
The officials passing by sneered, who can deceive anyone, but no one
Will stand up and say something at this time.
After all, you have no proof that he is avenging private revenge, and everyone doesn't want to mess with the Shi family.
"It's official business~" Zaun repeated his words, deliberately lengthening the pronunciation.
Shi Jun snorted: "No matter what you think, now you have to be obedient and get out of the way!"
He deliberately said this to irritate the other party. When the other party couldn't hold him back, he could call the banned army. He now occupies the righteous name, and there are ways to pinch him.
Zuan shook his head. "I just want to correct you for a serious mistake."
"What?" Shi Jun frowned, secretly wondering if there was anything wrong with him, but after reviewing it, he was already familiar with these etiquette rules, and even if he called the emperor, he couldn't blame himself. Wrong.
Zuan chuckled: "Who said a slap can't be clapped?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he teleported directly in front of Shi Jun, and with a crisp snap, there was already a red five-fingerprint on Shi Jun's face.
Zuan had already returned to the same place at this time, rubbing his hands, and he was quite stunned when he reacted just now: "Look, isn't it just a slap?"
Everyone around was stunned. This turn of events was beyond everyone's expectations. First, he was too fast, and second, no one expected him to dare to shoot.
Shi Jun covered his face, his brain was buzzing, and his mind went blank for a moment, and it took a while for him to react.
I was beaten?
I got **** by this guy!
Still in front of so many officials?
He suddenly burst into anger: "Zu, you are courting death!"
Rage from Shi Jun +999+999+999...
Nevertheless, he did not act impulsively, but quickly calmed down: "How dare you openly attack the officials who supervise the appearance, this is a serious crime, come here, take this person down, punish him with a cane, and then Enter the prison and wait for the emperor's decision!"
He thought of Prince Qi's defeat under the opponent's hand, and the opponent's movement was too fast just now, and even he couldn't see it clearly, so if he made a shot himself, he might not be able to secure the victory.
If you can't take down the opponent for a while, it will be even more embarrassing, so it is better to use other powers.
Nowadays, he monitors the identities of hundreds of officials and is able to mobilize the Imperial Army under certain circumstances.
The surrounding guards were also a little dumbfounded, and they had never seen anything like this since they were on duty.
In the past, which of those officials who were found to be disfigured in the past were not sincere and fearful, and were punished in good manners, how could they openly resist and beat the supervisors?
Since the founding of the Great Zhou Dynasty, no, has there been such a precedent in all dynasties?
So they heard
Shi Jun roared in exasperation and did not recover for a while. What is the process of handling such a thing?
Zuan took this opportunity to say to Shi Jun: "You keep saying that you monitor the appearance of hundreds of officials, then I ask you, if there are officials who are disheveled and don't wear their pants, what's the crime?"
Shi Jun replied subconsciously: "Of course he committed the crime of contempt and disrespect, and he will be dismissed and investigated, and if it is serious, he will be sent into exile."
He was stunned after speaking, why should I answer him, the top priority is to capture this guy.
Just as he was about to urge the Custodians to move again, Zaun's playful voice rang out: "Oh, I was just about to remind you that your pants fell."
"Nonsense, don't think so..." Shi Jun sneered, but unfortunately halfway through his words, he found his legs were cold, and then he looked down, his pants had fallen to his knees, and he immediately turned to petrified on the spot.
Zuan said to the forbidden army on the side: "This man is not well-mannered, why don't you quickly arrest him, dismiss him, investigate, and send him to the frontier?"
The guards nodded subconsciously, but they felt that something was wrong, and they didn't know what to do for a while.
There was an uproar around, and the commotion was even bigger than before.
The officials who just passed by were just watching from the sidelines, but now everyone is gossiping and watching, and many people are still secretly commenting:
"The Shi family's race is pretty good, and they are all white and clean."
"But I don't have any hair on my legs. It doesn't feel like a man at all."
"Well, wearing such fancy shorts inside, it's so gentle, so gentle!"
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Hearing the discussion of the people around, Shi Jun looked up at the sky, and his voice was mournful and tactful: "No!"
A mouthful of blood spurted out, and he fell straight down.
Spit such a mouthful of blood looks scary, but in fact, with his cultivation base, it's not harmful at all.
But it's too embarrassing, it's better to pretend to be dizzy in this situation.
It's all Zaun of the dog days!
Rage from Shi Jun+1024+1024+1024...
Zuan took advantage of the chaos at the palace gate and slipped into the palace, secretly contemptuous in his heart: He still wanted to play the rules with me, but I didn't know I would flip the table and quit.
He came to the East Palace and played a few games of backgammon with the big fat prince. Every time he yelled at the other party, and Xiao Xuzi and Xiao Hezi, who were watching, secretly broke into a cold sweat. The adults are so big, they dare not let the prince.
The time passed like this, and soon the court meeting in the Hall of Supreme Harmony ended, and the Crown Princess came back from the outside with a solemn face: "Call all the officials of the Eastern Palace, and discuss the important matters of life and death!"