Keyboard Immortal Chapter 81: I am not sleepy when you do this
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Weissot was startled and wondered how I would answer your words, so he changed his mind and asked another thing of interest: "By the way, what stockings did President Jiang wear today?"
Jiang Luofu's perfectly round and straight legs appeared in Zuan's mind, and they also exuded this crystal luster, subconsciously replied: "flesh~"
Wesso swallowed: "Hey, it really is the goddess in my heart. I really envy you. I have been in close contact with her twice in just a few days. I didn't have this chance."
Zu'an laughed blankly: "You haven't seen her yet so infatuated with her?"
"You don't understand this, distance produces beauty. I was fascinated by President Jiang's mature charm when I caught a glimpse of it. Since then, my body and mind have fallen." Wei Suo said with a silly face.
Zu An is slanderous, and his body and mind are falling into a fart, I know that your heart is falling, I know that I still want to fall, what a dream.
"By the way, who is this teacher, such a badass?" Zuan took the opportunity to inquire.
Wesuo really deserves to be a little intelligence expert, and immediately said: "He is Yang Wei, Mr. Hu Cao from Mingyue City. He is in charge of the taxation of Zhongnong Sang in the city on weekdays, and he is also the arithmetic teacher of the college. >
"Oh, teach math." Zuan thoughtfully.
"Zu'an, roll back and stand!" At this moment, Yang Wei's roar came from the podium.
The sound was like thunder on the ground. Many students who had just been awakened and fell asleep were so terrified that they almost lost their urination.
What the **** are you doing to make people sleep at ease?
Everyone looked at Zu'an curiously, wondering what exactly did he do that made the teacher so angry? At this time, many people even admire him a little. Since this guy entered the school, the school has stopped for a few days, and now it has caused the teacher to furious twice in a short time.
Zuan frowned, he had long realized that this family would be deeply hostile to him, but he didn't expect it to happen so soon.
"Are you deaf? Didn't you hear me at the penalty station?" Yang Wei had already stepped down from the podium at this moment, waiting for him with a gloomy expression.
Zu'an sneered secretly, not contributing any anger value. Obviously, this furious appearance was pretended to be shown to others. He replied lightly: "Dare to ask the teacher, why should I punish me?"
"You didn’t listen carefully in class and talked to your classmates. As a teacher, shouldn’t I punish you?" Yang Wei looked proud. This is the benefit of identity. The teacher wants to punish the students. It’s just casual If you can find a reason, others can't make mistakes.
What's more, this guy didn't listen to the lecture at all, saving him the effort of weaving the crime.
Zuan frowned. This yellow character class is among the most trash students in school. There are a few who are listening carefully in class. According to his observations, one-third of them are sleeping and one-third are Secretly chatting, there are a few more in the back row, and they secretly play cards there.
He doesn't care about these things, just find me directly. You must know that when he was chatting with Weisso, he didn't look squinted, just because he was afraid of being caught by him, he didn't expect him to use it.
Since he was shamelessly targeted at him, don't blame him for shame.
"I don't understand this. I have been listening carefully just now, and I didn't talk to anyone at all. Is there any evidence that I whispered and didn't listen carefully?" Zuan said calmly.
Yang Wei suffocated his breath. Originally he was thinking about it. It’s not easy for him to deal with a student. Just find a cause to punish him, and then use the question to expel him from the school, so that there is no college shelter during the day. It is much easier for an adult to deal with him.
But I don’t know that the other party directly refutes him when he comes. You must know that the world has always respected teachers because of the special status of the academy. This kind of direct refutation of teachers is unheard of in the history of the academy.
However, he was not surprised and rejoiced. Originally, he still had a headache. Why did he expel him from school? After all, he was just an ordinary teacher. Punishing students is fine on weekdays. If he wants to expel him, he has no power. of.
But if the other party blatantly clashes with the teacher too much, he can be kicked out of the college logically.
"I just clearly saw you chatting with people around you unscrupulously there, can there be fakes?" Yang Wei snorted.
Zu Anqi said: "Since you see us chatting, you should call us to stand up together at the same time. Then why call me alone. Teacher, you will not deliberately target me, right?"
Yang Wei hurriedly explained: "I didn't know the name of this classmate for a while, so I only called you."
Zu An suddenly smiled: "That's really weird. I didn't introduce myself when I just walked in. I was a student who just came to school just a few days ago. Today is also the first time you take your class. Knowing my name clearly makes it difficult not to associate, you are deliberately targeting me."
As soon as this statement came out, everyone in the class changed their eyes, and everyone was not stupid. It was indeed a bit weird.
Although everyone doesn't like Zuan very much, they don't like the teacher group, especially Yang Wei, a greasy and thin middle-aged man, who really has no charm.
If the teacher deliberately targeted the student's situation to be true, wouldn't everyone be in danger in the future?
Notice the eyes of everyone, Yang Wei was also quite uncomfortable, and hurriedly said: "Your Zuan's name is now in Mingyue City, who does not know who does not know? Conflict with the fifth-grade senior in the college, and betting outside the school. Fang won 7.5 million taels, how would I know?"
He had heard about this guy with sharp teeth and mouth, but he didn't expect it to be so powerful, so he almost started talking. When he thought of this, he couldn't help but be vigilant. Be careful. Don't repeat the silver hook gambling shop. The mistakes.
Zuan nodded: "Even if you know me, but I didn't talk to anyone at all just now, don't wrong me."
"Nonsense, but I saw you talking with the same table with my own eyes. Could it be that I, a teacher, can still wrong you?" Originally, Yang Wei was quite happy that he didn't use false accusations. Keep your eyes open and talk nonsense.
"That's hard to say. When the forest grows, there are all kinds of birds." The other party made it clear that he was coming for himself, and Zuan naturally didn't have to be polite with him, "You said I was talking with the same table in class, but Is there evidence? Otherwise I can sue you for libel."
The anger score from Yang Wei +666!
Yang Wei almost fainted. You should know that even if he really made a fictitious charge on weekdays, there would be no disadvantage, but he couldn't deal with the fact that he caught the other party's crime today.
What evidence can there be for such a thing? There is no video or anything, and it's not just a mere empty mouth.
"You want evidence?" Yang Wei was not reconciled, staring at Wei Suo directly, "You said, did you talk to him just now?"
Wesseau blinked: "Teacher, no."
Zu'an gave him a thumbs up secretly, originally wanted to remind him a few words secretly, how did you know that this guy is such a master, as expected, he is very promising.
"I..." Yang Wei almost didn't get over in a breath. It's really unbelievable. The current class of students is really not as good as each class.
But if he comes prepared, how can he be stumped by this little thing? This guy will take advantage of his tongue. I will let you know that Jiang is still hot.
"Hmph, I still have a way to prove what I said," Yang Wei took a deep breath and calmed down, "You just said that you are listening carefully, then you will know what I said just now. Huh?"
Many of the students next to you think this is a bit unreasonable. The course of arithmetic is inherently difficult. Even if you listen carefully, you may not be able to understand it completely. Don’t you make it clear that it is deceiving?
Someone is about to speak out of justice. After all, there is no shortage of passionate young people in the student stage, but who knows that Zuan responded in one fell swoop: "You said these things so simple, of course I will."
The journey of cultivation in this world is indeed magical, but other industries are obviously far behind my own time. What are you kidding me? As a college student who has experienced the training of the college entrance examination, looking at the arithmetic problems of this era is a dimensionality reduction blow.
Yang Wei couldn’t help being overjoyed when he heard him say this. There is a way to heaven, you don’t go, and there is no way to hell. Well, you ask 20 questions. If you can answer one right at will... Uh, no, answer three right, I will assume that you are not telling lies, and you are really listening carefully, how?"
He was even confident that the other party could not answer all of them. However, thinking of the accident at the Silver Hook Gambling House, he decided to be conservative. The other party might get a correct answer when a blind cat encounters a dead mouse, but it is absolutely impossible to get the correct answer. .
Weissot suddenly looked worried. You must know that this Yang Wei class has always been difficult. The previous criminal laws can still be memorized by rote. It is always a bit of a point for everyone to write some answers casually, but the arithmetic class is a thing Right is right or wrong is wrong. Once Yang Wei made the question a little harder, and no one in the class could pass it. This time, he deliberately aimed at the question and the question was definitely the hardest. Not to mention the yellow character class, it was heaven. I'm afraid that few people can do the word class.
When I was about to remind Zuan, the other party agreed nonchalantly: "Yes, no problem, but what if I get everything right?"
"All answers are correct?" Yang Wei laughed, as if he had heard a big joke, "If you can get all the answers right, I will resign from the college directly. You will be the arithmetic teacher!"
Zuan's eyes lit up: "Then a word is a deal!"
"It's the final word!" Yang Wei sneered secretly. I'm afraid this guy is not stupid. Does he think his questions are so easy to do? He has been immersed in arithmetic for several decades, and served as Hu Cao, combining theory with practice, not to mention that in Yuecheng City, even in the entire prefecture, no one can exceed his attainments.
This guy is so confident that he has probably seen the papers he has written before, but he usually produces the simplest test papers every time. Only this time he will show his true strength and let you see arithmetic. terror!
"What if you can't answer three questions?" Yang Wei slanted his eyes and gave him a provocative look.
"Since the teachers are all betting on leaving the school, I naturally have to keep up. If I can't answer three questions, then I will leave the school." Zuan said calmly.
Yang Wei was overjoyed immediately, thinking about this, but you jumped into the pit automatically, so don't blame me.
Feeling the tension between the two of them, the entire yellow character class suddenly boiled over. No matter which world, it’s not too much to watch the excitement, not to mention the fact that few students can be in the yellow character class. If you want to learn, there is no such interesting game in class.
So those who slept no longer went to sleep, and those who played cards stopped playing. They gathered around.