Konoha’s Light Chapter 59: Emotional expert OR neighborhood aunt

"Could it be that she chased me so hard before, not because I wrote her as the heroine, but because I didn't write enough? Then my next book is hehehehehe..."

Just when Jiraiya was delusional, Soseki asked abruptly, "Master Jiraiya, do you like Tsunade-sensei?"

"Pfft!" Jiraiya was so frightened that his saliva spewed out, and he looked at Soseki in horror and waved his hands again and again, "I, I, I, how could I like that violent girl of Tsunade? Ha, ha ha, ha ha ha, this Not funny at all."

Seeing Jiraiya's flustered cover-up, Soseki sighed softly in his heart, it seems that he has to work part-time as the aunt of the neighborhood committee again!

Soseki is very clear that **** is a man's nature.

Especially a veteran sp like Jiraiya, it is simply not possible to persuade him or beat him back.

If you want to cut off the appearance of those bad books fundamentally, there are only two ways.

One, castrate him!

The second is to put shackles on this free-spirited man!

Thinking of this, Soseki couldn't help sighing in his heart, "In order to prevent Kakashi and other high-quality tool people from being poisoned, I really took great pains!"

Seeing Soseki's silence, Jiraiya himself felt a little guilty, "Actually, I'm not saying Tsunade is bad, it's just that I can't stop, a wandering prodigal, He will only stop when he dies."

Soseki blinked, "Wouldn't Tsunade-sensei not be hurt when he was hurt?"

Jiraiya stared, subconsciously shouted, "Who dares!"

Soseki smiled meaningfully, "Prodigal son?"

Seeing Soseki's strange gaze, Jiraiya blushed and coughed twice pretendingly, "Haha, who can bully her!"

Soseki sighed, "Of course it wouldn't be a problem if it was the former Tsunade-sensei, but Ziraiya-sama, you should also know the current situation of the teacher, right?"

Jiraiya rubbed his hands and said with a smile, "There are Sarutobi-sensei and Orochimaru too!"

Soseki stared straight at him, felt guilty for a while before he said, "Okay, I'll just pretend that you don't know anything, Mr. Jiraiya, I can feel it, Teacher, she is Those who want to leave the village."

"If the hostile ninja village knows about Sensei's blood phobia, they will definitely not miss this opportunity."

Jiraiya was silent for a long time, and finally smiled wryly, "Is that why you want to push Tsunade to me?"

Soseki smiled softly, "I just think, if it's you, Jiraiya-sama, you should be able to really wake up the teacher from that nightmare!"

Hearing Soseki mention that "nightmare", Jirai also pinched the center of his eyebrows in some trouble, and then sat down on the grass next to him in a very free and easy posture.

"You come to sit too."

Soseki looked like a good baby, sitting opposite Jiraiya.

"Actually, Tsunade once had a lover, his name was Kato Dan, it was..."

"I know."

Jiraiya stared, "Has Tsunade told you this?"

Sōseki shook his head, "I found out from Shizune."

"Oh, that little girl next to Tsunade..." Jiraiya said, suddenly his facial muscles twitched, "Wait, you've told me so much, don't you just want me to give it to you?" Is that little girlfriend of yours a bodyguard?"

Soseki said helplessly, "Master Ziraiya, what are you talking about? I'm only six years old!"

Zilai also squinted his eyes, "You also know that you are only six years old? You act like some kind of emotional expert!"

Soseki spread his hands, "Although it may be impolite to say this, but, Mr. Jiraiya, you may not have said as much to the girls as I have, right?"

Crack!

Jiraiya clutched his chest, feeling as if something was split here!

Soseki followed up the victory and asked, "Please recall again, how many girls have spoken to you for more than ten sentences?"

Ji Lai also opened his mouth in a daze, apparently he already got the answer in his heart.

"Don't say ten sentences, the girl who talked to me more than three sentences seems to be Tsunade?"

Thinking of this, Zilai also suddenly woke up, "Could it be that I don't even have a choice in this life?"

Seeing Jiraiya's worrying about gains and losses, Soseki murmured, "There are really no more than ten sentences. I planned to set it at thirty sentences at first!"

Jirai also hesitated for a while, and said in a rare way, "Tell me, what kind of position is it in Tsunade's heart?"

"It should be very tall, after all, memories will beautify a person's image."

Zi Lai Ye's old face collapsed, "Then I still..."

Soseki said with a bit of resentment, "What do you have to argue with a dead person? Or do you want Tsunade-sensei to be the kind of person who is so indifferent that he will forget his memories?"

Jirai also suddenly realized, yes, if Tsunade really forgot the past, is it still the Tsunade he knew?

Seeing that the fire was almost ready, Soseki launched the final blow, "Let me remind you that although there are not many girls who have talked to you, there are many men who want to communicate with Tsunade-sensei!"

Jiraiya's face darkened, but he had to admit that as long as he wasn't afraid of domestic violence, Tsunade was indeed much more popular than him!

Thinking of this, Zilai couldn't hold back anymore, "No, it seems that this immortal has to take the initiative!"

"Do you want to give her something? But I don't seem to have anything to offer! Give her a toad? Or, give me my autographed book?"

Seeing that Jiraiya was also anxious to die, Soseki quickly stopped him, "Master Ziraiya, I still have something to ask for your help. During this period, you can also calm down and think about it!"

Zilai also nodded thoughtfully, "You're right, I should think about it carefully. Tell me, what's your business?"

"I always thought he would die a miserable death!" Soseki sighed in his heart, and said, "I hope you can give me a few drops of toad oil from Mt. Miaomu!"

"Oh, this is easy." Jilai also agreed casually, but quickly reacted, "Wait, Tsunade wants you to learn fairy arts?"

"This is too messy, now you..."

"Master Ziraiya, you misunderstood." Soseki said, "I didn't want to use it."

"Didn't you use it?" Jiraiya was taken aback for a moment, and then showed the lewd (harmonious) smile exclusive to the old SP, "Could it be that Tsunade wants to practice the fairy art of the Shibone Forest? Hehe, I don't know if she changed What will the body look like?"

Seeing that Jilai also thought of the "uniform temptation", Soseki quickly explained, "It was a classmate of mine. One part of his meridian was almost completely broken. It is very difficult to repair. The only way is to use the gentlest Energy is the only way to reconnect his disconnected meridians!"

"Gentle?" Jiraiya's expression was serious, "But do you know that the extreme of gentleness is fury!"

"In other words, the natural energy is too gentle, once you touch it, it may truly integrate you with nature!"