Let Go Of That Primordial Man Chapter 282: Fat bird
The most recent period in the Blackstone Tribe is arguably the most moist period of life for weak chickens since their birth.
Each of the three meals a day has enough meat. Not to mention, these deliberately processed foods are also particularly suitable for the weak chicken, which has a different taste.
After having enough salt, the upper and lower sides of the Blackstone tribe always used to sprinkle a lot of scary salt into the food when making food.
It seems like this, in order to replenish the salt they had to save in the previous bitter days.
If someone goes to tell them that this way of eating is healthy or unhealthy, the local people of the Blackstone tribe will definitely spray saliva on their faces, and they will firmly believe that the other party is absolutely incapable of eating even salt. , Absolutely jealous of their affluent life, deliberately trying to distort them.
So, the food they make is completely salty and scary; in addition, if the conditions permit, they will also add the sugar distributed by Master Niu to the food.
As a result, these sweet and salty foods, besides satisfying themselves and making the red eyes of other tribes’ natives envious, now have a loyal supporter: Weak Chicken .
So eat and sleep, sleep and eat again, and even live a couple of hard drinks from time to time, it is simply to make the weak chicken happy to live in a beautiful dream.
As an elegant and noble crane, it is treated like a little fat sheep from nomadic tribes. This is not a matter for weak chickens.
The beautiful days always seem so short. When the weak sleepy chicken sleeping in the beast is suddenly awakened by Master Niu’s earth-shattering ghost call, it suddenly realizes: "I depend! Lao Zi actually There is also a master, the identity of Laozi TM is still a mount..."
Master Niu no longer knows how to use his barren words to describe his flying mount.
After many days of recuperation, the feathers that were bald in the battle with the mountain eagle fierce beetle have grown back a long time ago, and under the apparently abundant excess nutritional supplements, it seems so The shine is smooth.
It’s just that such a huge body full of fat, compared with the slender neck of the weak chicken, and a pair of slim legs; no matter from what angle, Master Niu feels full of inexplicable violations And sense.
"Forget it, this is a very special time, not a time to care about these small details; the weak chicken has always been a strange flower that has not taken the usual road, and maybe it can still fly." Master Niu can only do this at this time. This comforts myself in my heart.
Then, he opened the gate of the false shelter and untied the rope that tied the weak chicken, and suddenly jumped back on the weak chicken.
Fortunately, these local people also knew that the weak chicken was equipped with a layer of hay mats, so it was still quite comfortable to sit on the back of the fat chicken. It also made the weak chicken suddenly fat. It seems not so useless.
At this time, Master Niu estimated that if he used conventional means, the situation of the weak chicken flying might be mysterious; but after a long period of dealing with the weak chicken, Master Niu knew very well how to use it. Light the little universe of weak chickens.
He straightened out of the portable space, and found a pot of about five pounds of burning knife. When the weak chicken twisted his head, he directly opened the mud seal of the wine jar; suddenly, the rich wine flavor It pours into the nose of a weak chicken close by.
"Do you want it?" Master Niu asked lightly, and fanned the smell of alcohol to the weak chicken's nose.
The weak chicken can’t speak, but from its point of head that brings the residual image in the air, it has been very clearly expressed, and the strong thoughts in his heart.
"Take a trip with me. After arriving at the destination, this thing is yours, and it is still the two altars." During the speech, Master Niu immediately put away the wine jar.
Then he said lightly: "Originally, I planned to use this time to brew a large amount of such wine, but some people came to find trouble, and I didn't have any thoughts about making wine, weak chicken. What do you say?"
What else can I do? I saw that the weak chicken suddenly rose from the ground. Under the powerful fanning of its slender wings, it made its plump body light as if nothing.
"Ah, ah, ah~" In the long series of tweets, the weak chicken's face was full of immortality, full of unabashed killing intentions.
Master Niu will not make wine in a bad mood. If it is not brewed, it will have no wine to drink. So whoever dares to make Master Niu not open the forest, it will kill anyone...
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In fact, the Air Force assault troops of the Blackstone Horde, when they first departed, had already passed for three hours after the initial announcement of the order from Master Niu.
After removing half of the bun's battery as a backup, there are only seven Wuling buns remotely operated by Master Niu this time.
But after removing all except IndoMTL.com~ in the car; In the small Wuling minivan car, it was actually stuffed into it by Master Niu, a dozen **** stones with round waists Tribal warrior.
This is a miracle. Just like a legend of the modern plane, novice drivers must not provoke Wuling Xiaobao, because you can never guess how many people will get off and hit you...
Not only that, even the roof of each small bread was put by four long-bowers wearing a very thick cow; the twenty-eight long archers on the roof of seven small vans were also considered to be old cattle. The **** force prepared for this air transportation.
Although these blackstone tribe longbowmen, because they have never experienced such related training, it is estimated that there will be a big difference between the quasi-head and the ground; but anyway, under so many longbows, It can also have a strong deterrent ability against incoming flying beasts.
Thanks to the development of the times, the cabin materials of Wuling Little Bread in the 2118s are no longer the thin steel plates of a century ago, but replaced with more sturdy composite materials; this also makes the roof of Little Bread, not As for letting the four sturdy fighters squash directly.
As for the fighters in the carriage, they are now forcibly stuffed in, squeezed like legendary canned sardines; when faced with the threat of air, these powerful fighters on the ground will have no resistance .
In any case, after counting Master Niu, the Black Stone Horde Air Commando with a total of 131 people started the extremely novel air journey on the warm farewell of all Black Stone Horde members.
It's just that the sound of screaming, begging for mercy, and even vomiting while disgusting hasn't waited for the flight, in this small air flying team, it began to sound continuously...