Long Live Summons! Chapter 22: : Please do n’t like me casually
Chapter 22: Please do n’t like me casually
"Extremely boring!" Mingmou thief swept away the hands of Yue Yang, stood up, turned away.
"How can it be boring? Male and female love, affection and romance, this is the most significant thing in world!" Yue Yang hurriedly chased out, while bright eyes thief, while laughing loudly: "Brother Do n’t be embarrassed, if you do n’t know art of lovemaking, I can teach you! Although my experience is not much, but we can slowly research together ... I have something to say, do n’t move the dagger! "
Bright eyes thief heard the rage and stopped.
Your hand is raised, and the glittering dagger flashes.
Yue Yang When he saw the dagger around his neck, he quickly and cleverly raised his hands, indicating surrender.
"Get off, I'm not the same person as you!" Mingmou thief resisted the urge to not kill the kid, and in the gap between tiny white tooth, coldly squeezed out a sentence.
"No, don't you? You don't like women?" Student Yue Yang exaggerated: "Shouldn't you be a legendary man?"
"What is a man?" Mingmou thief couldn't understand.
"In this world, there are two types of attacking and defending. Attacking is responsible for sowing and sowing, and all the hard work is Laborious . Keeping is different, and defending is responsible for enjoying the groaning. It ’s a beautiful errand to do comfortably ... oh, do n’t hit! ”Yue Yang did not finish, already on the face gave Mingmou thief a punch.
"I warn you, if you see me in the future, you will take the initiative to go away, otherwise I will kill you!" Mingmou thief is very angry, but Student Yue Yang admits that this guy is also pretty.
Some people in the world are like that, no matter if they laugh or laugh, they look very pretty.
When you look at it, you can't help but like it.
On the contrary, some people are different. Whether they are laughing or angry, they all look very disgusting and make people look. In addition to vomiting or vomiting, they will have the urge to hit the wall and commit suicide for a long time. Student Yue Yang feels that this bright eye thief belongs to the former small-looking, and it belongs to the type that looks more and more popular. When he saw Mingmu thief was angry, he didn't feel scared, but his face smiled more happily: "You can rest assured that I will hide far away. Because I am afraid that you, the boy, will like me!"
Ming thief originally wanted to fly away with Yue Yang. when heard said these words and immediately felt that the boy whether or not in front of him was crazy.
"what did you say? Will I like you?" MingHou thief couldn't believe his ears.
"Of course, a man as good and handsome as me is very popular in both beauty and beauty. However, please note that although I am a beloved and a flowery man, Drive, see the car, three mountains and five mountains, no one knows, no one knows, beats unequalled under the Heaven hands, a tree pear pear pressed begonia jade wolf jun, but I only like beautiful women, I have no feeling for beautiful men, so please Don't just like me! "Yue Yang raised his face narcissistically, his nose turned toward the sky, beside oneself with joy.
"..." Mingmu thief listened, and almost did not fall to the ground.
The narcissistic person hasn't never been seen, but such a narcissistic person is really the first time to see it.
The wall of White Stone City, compared to the kid's face, is a piece of thin paper. Bright Eye thief estimates that even if all the narcissisms in the world are brought together, they will be combined into one person, and then compare with the boy in front of them, I believe that the level of narcissism is not his 10%!
Mingmou thief is glad that she is not narcissism, otherwise, in front of this kid, she is very likely to humiliate herself and kill herself ...
God knows, how could world have such a Abnormal born.
Yes, no adjectives other than Abnormal can accurately describe this hippie smiley and narcissistic guy in front of him!
"Although there have been many beautiful men expressing their love to me, my heart belongs only to beauties, and forever!" Yue Yang shook his fist with certainty.
"You can rest assured that I'm not like you as an excellent toad, but forever!" Mingmou thief secretly mocked Yue Yang. This is toad wants to eat swan meat, whimsical.
"Then I will rest assured, brother, I have been worried about this problem. Now it is okay, you do n’t like men, like me, but you also like beautiful women, huh, now I finally let go of my heart! Since you I do n’t like men, but I like beautiful women. That ’s easy to do. It ’s very good. We have the same language. We all have the same hobbies. Come and come. Let ’s go to flirting with girls! erudite and multi-talented. I ’ve always wanted to write flirting with girls Grimoire. Guidelines Thousands of lost boys, world, are now missing a partner. "Student Yue Yang patted his chest, exaggeratingly saying that his heart, which had been suspended for a long time, finally returned to his position, and enthusiastically looked towards the shoulders of thief, and he found his like-minded comrade.
"I said, erudite and multi-talented you, you can complete the flirting with girls Grimoire yourself, I will not be accompanied if there is something!" Mingmou thief sneered, laughter extremely despise this guy who claims to be erudite and multi-talented, thinking that this boy besides being full of desire, have what?
"It seems you are very skeptical of my true talents, brother, you are completely misunderstood. When you learn about my vast knowledge of 0.01%, I believe you will be deeply fascinated by my talents. Before, I was just worried that you would Regardless of the man falling in love with me, it is necessary to have a super-friendly relationship with me, so it is hidden, understand? Brother, do you think I am an ordinary person? No, I am a genius! "Student Yue Yang almost did not exist Write the words genius on the forehead.
"Are you a genius? Are you born stupid?"
Bright eyes thief has never seen such a arrogant narcissism in his life, but he dare to call himself a genius!
If geniuses are like him, Human is estimated to be destroyed!
"If you swear that you will never be fascinated by me, I will show you both hands ... I can't prevent you from knowing my Lihai (fierce), let me tell you, don't say ordinary people, it's Shixian Libai He often copied my poems! Do you know why Li Bai ’s boy was regarded as a poetic fairy by known as? Just copied my poems, as well as the poem Saint Du Fu, he often copied my poems, otherwise they would not be known as For 'Li Du's article is here, the flames are long and long,' you do n’t know, it ’s all because of me, they have today, do you understand? ”Student Yue Yang solemnly affirmed, his expression was very serious and serious, he could clearly see thief Foolish, this kid still writes poetry?
"Shixian Libai? Who is he?" Mingmu thief found that he had never heard of Shixian Libai.
"Children, you have to study hard, keep going upwards, even Shixian Li Bai doesn't know who it is, that's not OK!" Yue Yang clapped his eyes on the shoulder of thief in an old-fashioned manner, and took out a pair of you, "You don't work hard , Boss only sad 'expression.
"What's so great about this poetry fairy Li Bai, why should I know him?" Mingmu thief coldly snorted, very disdainful, but actually a little guilty.
"Don't you even hear him copying my Lamentations in the Tranquillity of Night? That's a classic, won't you?" Student Yue Yang's expression was like just finding a illiterate monster.
"Lamentations in the Tranquillity of Night? Haven't heard it, what kind of poem is it?" Mingmou thief's hard memories, I really can't find the relevant memory of this poem.