Long Live Summons! Chapter 781: : [Young Freak and Old Freak]
Chapter 781: [Young Freak and Old Freak]
Standing to the end of Rain Valley in a storm.
Here is a very strange form of Resting Rain Pavilion. Among the countless buildings of Heaven Realm, Wei Shu has never seen a house of this form. It is open on all sides, and only Four Strips pillars support the octagonal pavilion. Inside, an old man seemed to be sitting at his own discretion.
When I approached many, I realized that something was wrong.
This old man is not sitting, but half-sit and half-stand. Only because his body has become a twisted stone below his legs, he cannot stand or sit down. From a distance, he looks like sitting. In fact, this semi-sitting and semi-standing posture, which is unable to sit down or stand up, is the most tiring. Now the old man has maintained this posture for a long time, and I am afraid it will be more uncomfortable than death.
In front of the two-legged fossil old man, there is a hip flask and a cup.
Anyone within reach.
However, the hip flask and cup are out of reach of this old man. Even if he exhausts his body, finger cannot touch the hip flask and cup hairsbreadth.
Can't sit down, can't stand, eyes looks at wine in front, can't get a jug to pour, or get a glass to drink ...
This kind of punishment doesn't seem to be much on the surface, but when you think about it, it is simply the most cruel punishment of world. Wei Shu looked at it, and could not help but make a shiver. If you make it like this, you should just kill yourself. Of course, he also understands that the Super Ranker that punishes the old man will definitely not give the old man a chance to commit suicide, so in this case, already is actually more dead than alive. The painful death is indeed frightening, but torture will go on like this forever, Wei Shu would rather choose death, after all, death will soon pass, such torture is forever.
"Old man, please drink." Wei Shu can't crack the legs of the old fossils, there is Power of Law imprisonment, a move, not only can not save the old man, he may also become a stone.
But pour a glass of wine for the old man.
It can still be done easily.
If this kind of hand work can be exchanged for the information of leaving the Rain Valley in the elderly, it will be too simple.
Wei Shu bowed his head, did not dare to look at the Yue Yang behind him, respectfully gave the old man with fossilized legs in front of him, poured a glass of wine, and offered both hands.
The old man should be an old alcoholic who can't handle it. Take the wine.
Hanging your neck in a hurry, put the wine kill.
It's done.
Wei Shu feels that it has finally played a role. Any opportunity to serve Third Young Master must not be missed. Can Third Young Master do such a small thing as pouring wine for the elderly? Naturally not, it must be yourself! The next step is to tell the old man a secret that passes Rain Valley.
"ah ah ah!"
The old man screamed, his face baby faced turned dead black.
Lips with black in purple.
The eyes and nostrils are overflowing with black blood, and they are dying from severe poisoning at any time.
"It wasn't me, I didn't do it!" Wei Shu was taken aback and hurried to Yue Yang. It must be that the Demonic Doctor and Ghost Eye King and the others that had passed before were poisoned in the cup. Otherwise, if they did nothing, how could the old man be poisoned? But what puzzled Wei Shu again was that when I took the cup, I felt that the cup was not poisonous. Otherwise, I wouldn't give it to the elderly. Why would I get poisoned when I drink it?
"Stupid." Yue Yang coldly snorted: "This is the power of punishment."
When Yue Yang said, Wei Shu fully understood.
It's not that you have a problem with your hands.
It's not Demonic Doctor. They poisoned the old man with poison, but the punitive power of the law worked. No matter who sympathized with the old man, pour him wine, the wine in his throat will turn into poisonous wine. Also in other words, even if the old man drinks, he will not be better, even worse and more painful!
Wei Shu's pouring behavior is good on the surface, but the role of genuine is greater torture opposite side.
"Yes, yes, I'm too reckless."
Wei Shu felt ashamed when she thought about it.
Even in Divine Central Hall, you can be regarded as the superior of high intelligence. How can you make this mistake?
The old man coughed for a long time, as if he had coughed out his lungs.
It's been a long time.
It just stopped.
His face gradually recovered a little bit of popularity, and his eyes recovered a little bit, and it was no longer the color of death that had been scattered before. As he coughed painfully, he waved his hand: "No, it doesn't matter. The old man hasn't had a drink for a long time. It's been a long time. I can't help it anyway. I can't die anyway, and it's okay to drink. You are also experience, like you There are many powerful experience people in the past, but they are rare now ... It is actually very simple to pass the Rain Valley customs clearance conditions. As long as one day, catch a living Lightning Storm Swallow and return it, and then fly off at Resting Rain Pavilion's on top. "
Lightning Storm Swallow is a super fast Special Class Flying-type Beast flying speed.
It flies in the sky all year round.
Flight doesn't stop even when you sleep. If there are no special circumstances, you will almost never stop flying.
In Heaven Realm, this kind of bird is also called ‘footless swallow’. Even more strange is that despite the strength of this Lightning Storm Swallow not bad, flying speed is fast, but very timid. Beast, which is weaker than many, can scare it into fleeing. If it is captured by the powerful Beast or warrior, they will be scared to death on the spot.
So, the many warrior of Heaven Realm is also called ‘no gall swallow’.
With the strength of Wei Shu, despite this forbidden Rain Valley, it is not difficult to catch an Lightning Storm Swallow.
But how to bring it back alive, and release it in this Resting Rain Pavilion on top, it is a little difficult ... Wei Shu looked at Yue Yang, and found that he did not express his position, but he waved his hand and hurried out of the booth to find Lightning Storm Swallow.
It seems not only to bring back the live Lightning Storm Swallow, but also two.
As ‘Third Young Master’, will he catch Lightning Storm Swallow?
Thinking is impossible!
Wei Shu thought, and set off quickly, thinking, how to capture the live Lightning Storm Swallow?
After Wei Shu such as Yue Yang left, they did n’t look at the old man much. They sat down on the stone bench in the pavilion, picked up the jug directly, and poured wine into their mouths. finger shuddered. When Yue Yang did not seem like existence, he took one sip after another, and almost drank almost half of the wine in the jug, leaving only a small half of the jug to make a wine puppet.
"This wine is bad wine, spicy and up, it is difficult to drink." Yue Yang poured the rest of the jug on the ground in front of the old man.
"You are really a silly boy. This is Baiguo Brewery, a hundred kinds of fresh wine made from Heaven Realm. It is also a famous wine ranked Top 10 in Heaven Realm. How can it be difficult to drink! Besides, if it is so difficult, you drink How much what are you doing? You drink, you what are you doing spoiled good things! "The old man saw Yue Yang keep pouring wine on the ground, Linked Heart is broken.
"I like it!" The tone of Yue Yang is similar to spendthrift.
"I'm really afraid of you. If you don't want to drink it, you might as well pour it into my mouth!" The old man had no choice but to pull out his face and beg for Yue Yang.
"Drinking alcohol can be poisonous. Did you definitely not make a terrible cry? Still drinking?" Yue Yang didn't turn back, but the movement of pouring in his hands was put away, it seemed to listen to the reasons for the elderly.
"It turns out you're seeing ... yes, I will poison my hair without drinking. I fix it ten times a day. Drinking latent toxicity triggers my drinking to make it quicker. It won't die anyway. Just let me drink, and let me say that the pain is me, not you! "The old man said don't say that he wouldn't die, he would drink even if he died, it is better to drown in the wine tank alive.
"No, I have no other advantage, but I still have compassion. I don't usually do things that are harmful to people." Yue Yang said that if Princess Qian Qian heard them, they would definitely not agree.
"Don't have such strong compassion for youngster!" the old man quickly advised, "let me drink, it is a relief for me, at least is spiritually!"
"How good is it for me to drink wine?" Yue Yang asked again.
He stated that he was an unprofitable person.
You can do things that hurt people, but what about to harm others without benefiting oneself? Absolutely not!
The elderly when heard froze. This guy is too character, lived so long, I have never seen such a person. The next year is not big, but the courage is not small. The most terrible thing is that the boy's attitude is very stubborn. But must have faith, the older the older people become more interested in Yue Yang, instead of discussing drinking, they ask, "Who are your children?"
Yue Yang boast shamelessly: "One of Four Great Clans, Yue Family."
The old man asked in confusion: "I have heard of Four Great Clans, it seems there is no Yue Family!"
Yue Yang criticized: "How can there not be? Which age version are you? Not updated, my Four Great Clans is now Four Great Clans!"
The elderly when heard immediately yelled: "It turns out that you are not really Four Great Clans, I think so, with the quality of Four Great Clans, how can you teach you such a weird character Young Freak, it turns out that you are a impostor! Well, you It ’s not impostor. We do n’t discuss this issue. Where you came from has nothing to do with me! I have only one curiosity now. How are you 20 years old? How did you become Supreme Innate? Who is it? , Make a little hair child so powerful! "
"Supreme Innate is almost!" Yue Yang waved his hands modestly, and then revealed the teacher: "When it comes to my Master, if you say it, I will scare you to death!"
"Really? Who is it?" The old man when heard was breathing shortly, his face as if already had guessed a few answers, revealing the light.
"My Master Called Shui Dong Liu ,Yes Ivy Academy of Vice Principal , Good at Space Teleportation , For many years research How to put space scroll Improved into Teleportation Crystal Ball ,shorten Teleportation Time and growth Teleportation distance. By the way, he ’s Erotic picture drawing There are also deep research ... " Yue Yang As soon as he said, the old man was utterly stunned, this kid was so funny.
"When did you come up at Tong Tian Tower? Then what Heaven Realm gate was not sealed?" The old man seemed to know a little about the outside world.
"The news is too backward, you heard that it is the old emperor calendar." Student Yue Yang politely criticized: "It is not possible to take the Heaven Realm gate, can I not enter by the back door? As long as there are people behind, enter by the back door is better than the regular line. Much easier! "
"Someone behind you?" the old man asked strangely, "Who do you know? Is the kid of Prison Emperor still alive? He brought you up?"
"..." Yue Yang sweated a lot, and he first time listened to known as Prison Emperor as the kid.
"Hey, hey, wait, I know, you are a Young Miss apprentice of Fei Wen Li, yes, Young Miss took a Compass of the Three Realms in the hands of my unlucky old friend, it is estimated that it is for you kid. if it were not for you With the energy of Serpent Demon Imperial Clan, I still can't guess it! Yes, Young Freak, you are an apprentice trained by Young Miss of Fei Wen Li. Hey, is n’t Young Miss of Fei Wen Li a seal? Is she out? I did n’t do more than half of her bad things. She came out and I still suffer here. It ’s so unfair! ”The old man said more and more aggrieved.
"If you pretend to cry, I won't save you." Yue Yang recovered from the shock of the soul. Sure enough, this old fellow was the kind of person he imagined. His thoughts were surging in his mind, but his appearance was as usual. In the storage ring, a bottle of Wonderful Orchid wine was changed.
"I don't have the ability to save you ... hey, what kind of wine is this, so fragrant, ah, it's so old, take a sip, trouble the old man with a bite!" The old man opened his mouth wide, a pair of wine bugs Poor kind on the brain.
"No." Yue Yang refused.
"Hey hey hey, how can I say that I am also your senior, is this the attitude of the younger towards the senior?" The old man quickly moved out of the senior's name.
"Really a senior? Name, place of origin, country, nationality, date of birth, ID number, etc. all come up!" Yue Yang took out the census registration and registered the frame to make the elderly look dizzy.
I've only seen people questioning seniors, never seen people questioning seniors.
Today I finally learned.
The shame of the old man: "Young Freak, the old man and you are both Tong Tian Tower, only if it were not for blind people can see, you don't pretend to be stupid with the old man."
Yue Yang replied honestly: "Old Freak, do n’t be too sure, you must know that there are many scammers in this world, some cheaters, some cheaters, and more deceitful ones. I must confirm your identity. , Otherwise I will let you go to MLM, then I have to give you some money! We are familiar with each other, but the registration is still the same ... Name? Gender? "
The old head yelled in pain: "I want to commit suicide! I am here for 20,000 years. This old man still has the idea of suicide in first time! Where did your kid pop out Young Freak?"
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There is something today, only one more.
I owe it to you tomorrow and make up tomorrow, and apologize to the book friends again!
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