Lord of Mystics Chapter 782: Juno and dried fish
Just as Tang Qi’s eyes fell, the two “protagonists” who looked proud and ignored all citizens in the broadcast lens used new cards.
The actions of the two are somewhat similar. The finger taps, and the card in the finger shines instantly, a complex and gorgeous magic array, and it is born at the highest point of the two buildings.
"Bug Lady!"
"Toxic Mystery Mage!"
With this voice, Tang Qi saw two supernatural beingss summoned from "Exotic" like him.
The first half of the body is like a fat worm, with a white background and a complicated purple texture, but strangely, she has a handsome human girl head, even a double pony tail, she lies in the magic circle It wriggled and made a "Bang Bang Biao" cry.
The second one is a monster with a size of five or six meters. It has extremely exaggerated muscles. It is covered with a tattered wizard robe, and its head is also exposed. It is terrible and terrible. Eyes are radiating green light.
The reporters at Palm Mirror are obviously very talented, aiming at the patterns on the two cards. At the moment when two different but very cold voices sound, the left and right sides of the TV screen show different supernatural beings attributes.
Even more intimate, accompanied by expert commentary.
"Hyperus, the Guardian of the Bear State, the "worm mother card" he uses is second only to the frost dragon Lilia, and it is also a premium card in the [poisonous] card, second only to the banned card. She has a series of powerful skills such as spitting eggs, releasing poison, and saliva splashing."
"Ice Dragon Guardian Ryan Gosling, he used'Toxic Mystery Mage Card', which is also a premium card in the [Poisonous] card. It is said that he came from the same foreign country as the worm lady, he can release the Poisonous Poisonous Law, possess The power to destroy a small city."
"..."
Tang Qi can see that the inhabitants of this world have become accustomed to being reduced to battlefields, but this spirit of bitter pleasure is also unexpected.
Notice that in the picture being played at this time, the evacuation speed of the citizens is very fast, but there are still many casualties.
They avoided the fight between the two giant beasts, but when the "worms" and "Toxic Mystery Mage" began spraying poisonous water and poisonous mist on each other, the number of residents injured by mistake began to soar.
Even so, the style of the live broadcast remains unchanged.
It can be heard from the explanations that they even created a "Illustrated Book" for the cards, speculated about the relevant attributes, and also arranged some series, what [Vicious Poison], [Monsters], [Elements ] And the like, filled with the atmosphere of Sanliu fantasy novels.
This absurd and disorderly scene makes Tang Qi think deeply.
"Broken completely, gave up resistance?"
"Or, it is the invisible pollution of Spirit-connecting Box and these cards that makes the world lose some logic and is on the verge of collapse."
Muttering a few words, Tang Qi turned to look at the salted fish **** her side again.
The girl is a native of this world, but Tang Qi can perceive it, her body is projected into the world will.
The situation in this world is already very clear. The person who holds the 771 card is above the world.
And Tang Qi, represents the most powerful card "Mysterious King"?
It is just an indigenous girl. The reason why he can pick it up is actually the self-salvation of the will of the world.
When these thoughts were flashing, the two guardians had come and gone in the live broadcast screen, and each of them used some messy cards for a round. The result seemed to be no different from the past and ended in a draw.
The only victims were the citizens whose name was "Central City", and hundreds of people died.
Sadly, no one is responsible for this.
In the dark basement, on the ragged sofa full of stains, the sound of "clicking click" keeps coming, as if Tang Qi, polluted by the strange atmosphere of the world, is eating popcorn.
The girl with salted fish for a long time finally couldn't bear to speak.
Her head was tilted, her face was disgusted, and asked: "You said you are stronger than those two big guys?"
"Well, I’m stronger than all creatures my card can summon."
Tang Qi’s body was also trapped in the sofa. He did feel the "pollution". The world is not normal, but he didn’t refuse. He just projected it. If he moves at will to expel the pollution, it will accelerate the death of the world.
"Is your body a dragon?"
The salted fish girl is very attached to the dragon and asked again.
"No."
"You are the apostle I summoned, will you say that you will obey unconditionally?"
"No."
"Can I push you back, I still want a dragon."
"No."
"Are you magical, like turning into a dragon?"
"No."
......
Extremely boring conversation, carried out in the basement, Tang Qi's projection is indeed very polluted.
Of course, the more abnormal is the salted fish girl, who is too attached to the dragon.
Fortunately, after all, there will be some self-saving ideas in the world. Under the influence of the world, the salty fish girl seems to really believe that the "humanoid apostle" he called is the most powerful.
At the same time, she finally remembered the wish she made when she used the card.
It happened that at this time, what was being broadcast on the TV was a relatively complete "psychic card illustration book", with over 700 kinds of densely packed cards occupying the entire screen.
The girl raised her hand and uttered a very domineering words in a feeble tone.
"I want to collect all the cards and exile them all from the world. I want it to recover the cost, but it sounds troublesome, it seems like going out, but it is more comfortable to lie down..."
"Deal."
The salty fish girl is persuading herself to give up, and suddenly gets a positive answer.
Some returned to normal, Tang Qi, with a charming smile on the girl, stretched out a palm, seemed to finally remember the politeness, and asked softly, "Tell me your name, summon my psychic lord."
"Juno."
The charm that Tang Qi exuded suddenly made the salted fish girl stunned for a moment and could not help answering.
But soon, she broke free from that charming smile and restored her salty fish character, saying, "You can't laugh at me anymore. It's troublesome to fall in love, especially if you are an exotic creature, who knows your body What is it, maybe a dragon or a stinking beast."
"If you really want to experience the love between humans and monsters, I can take you to my school. Those **** girls will be crazy for you, and I just want to lie down."
"Boom"
The salty fish and narcissistic girl finally got Tang Qi's brainstorm.
The girl was hurting and was about to shout a word. Suddenly, two bangs came from the top of their heads. The ceiling vibrated, the dust fell, and there was a loud voice.
"Juno, what are you doing hiding in the basement, there is no more bread at home, go out and buy me, otherwise you don’t want to eat dinner."
"And you Alisa, you hurried out the stink boy to take advantage of my daughter at my house, and want to eat my cooking, don’t even think about it."
"FXXX, we will divorce if we smoke again, you fat pig."
With this loud voice and the information contained in it, an unprecedented sense of authenticity rushes in.
Donkey feels as if she is back in the city of Messer, stomping upstairs. The style is very similar to Sally’s mother, even more fierce.
But Sally and Juno are two completely different girls.
The latter is like a boneless zombie, who struggled to get up from the sofa and turned his head to Tang Qi:
"Would you like to find the first opponent, if you are really strong, maybe after collecting cards, we still have time to come back for dinner, my mother made delicious beef pies."
When Juno spoke, the old TV set that was given to life by Tang Qi showed the last glory of life, automatically showing the first opponent they were looking for.
The familiar current sound swept through, and a blonde young man in armor appeared in the center of the screen. His facial features were handsome, and every place exuded prince-like charm.
Juneau, who is about to go upstairs, suddenly has a stagnant body.
When Tang Qi couldn't help but doubt his charm, he quickly relieved himself from the TV commentary.
"New King State, the guardian is His Royal Highness Prince William."
"He is not a true prince, but he forced the public to call him His Royal Highness Prince. In addition, he is an extremely firm harem party. He is building a golden palace for the statewide marriage, there are more than tens of thousands Appropriate age women apply, hoping to enter his palace."
"He has a total of 30 cards. The strongest card is the monster ban card called "Sleeping Golden 'Lin'". It is a golden dragon from a foreign country. The rest of the cards are mostly [other categories]."
In the introduction, the entire picture of a beautiful card is projected directly on the screen.
The pattern in the center of the card is a giant dragon lying on the Golden Mountain, looking at the outside of the card with arrogant, Bloodthirst eyes.
Junuo's eyes gleamed slightly, looking at his apostle Tang Qi.
Tang Qi, who is already familiar with the "psychic" he belongs to, understands Juno in seconds.
He waved his hands and said helplessly: "Yes, I know, he has a dragon, I will help you grab it."
The two reached a consensus and led the girl out of the basement.
Tang Qi has already passed the movements when he was below, and knew the composition of Juno’s family members in advance without meeting.
A pair of parents who are still alive, and a sister who is in love.
Out of the basement, the two met immediately.
Through the narrow and messy passage, Tang Qi and a big aunt in the kitchen, a middle-aged fat and bald middle-aged couple in the living room, are hugging each other at the door, looking at each other.
No surprises, Juno’s family saw her and a young man walking out of the basement, and they were all petrified without exception.
Junuo, who has been promoted to "psychic", has no meaning to explain. When passing by the living room, he picked up a piggy bank and walked to the door.
"I will come back for dinner. There are guests tonight. I want to eat beef pie."
Throwing a sentence full of stream of consciousness, the girl left Tang Qi with Tang Qi.
Just out of the house, Tang Qi and Juno look at the sky at a very high distance.
This is the capital of New King State, a large city that was forcibly renamed "Prince City".
At this moment, in the center of the city, three adjacent buildings overlooking the other buildings completely, an extremely luxurious, wealthy "golden palace" is like a golden sun, blinding this The eyes of all residents in the city.
Obviously, the owner of the palace is the so-called guardian who is the strongest psychic in the state, overriding all citizens.
Juneau, who was just promoted to be a psychic, and the apostle she called out, at the same time, vomited a sense of aftersight of the Golden Palace.
"It’s so beautiful, it will be very comfortable to lie in."
"Secondary 2 and bad taste."
Commented, Tang Qi got rid of the salted fish pollution a little and put it on Juno's shoulder. The two turned into a streamer and appeared before the Golden Palace in the blink of an eye.
A long, long queue lined up on a square entirely made of gold bricks.
And the people in the queue are all from the same category.
Beauties are beautiful women between the ages of 18 and 20.
They look excited and expectant, and at the same time they are very hostile to other beauties around them.
"His Royal Highness Prince William is a harem party, but the fewer competitors, the better. The best are all ugliness that is not as good as mine. I should be the real hostess of this beautiful palace."
This is what Tang Qi felt most when he brought Juno to the square.
And the next second stood still, and the newly-earned salty fish psychic who instantly attracted a lot of attention did not have time to greet the beauties, and was immediately attacked by a large number of people.
From the entire New King State, the distinctive beauties first looked at the inexplicable newcomers. After realizing that she had no threats, some of the beauties could not bear it, and they vomited.
If it is a world where normal logic exists, even if it is a physical attack, most of them whisper secretly.
But here, the beautiful women speak clearly and unabashedly.
"Look at it, a ugly and ugly guy is here."
"Look at the freckles on her face, does she have a mirror at home, so pitiful."
"Ah, my eyes are polluted, what kind of skirt is that, a style that my grandmother wouldn't wear, was she picked up from the trash?"
"Hey? Excuse me, which side is her front chest and which side is her back?"
"Her breath reminds me of my pure-blooded cat, the little fish that I hate to eat, so salty."
......
Tang Qi thinks he is also a poisonous tongue player, but at this moment, he feels that he has lost.
When he arrived at the Golden Palace with Juno, Tang Qi reverted to "Occult King Card", which was due to Juno's own request.
Although she is a psychic of salted fish, she still maintains the three-minute heat, which makes her feel that her apostle must have a formal advent screen.
Tang Qi suddenly felt that ~IndoMTL.com~ fortunately he listened, otherwise he would have to be attacked.
It becomes a card, and Tang Qi's perception is not affected.
So at this time he can fully feel that the salty fish girl who does not care about anything is giving birth to an emotion called anger.
A faint but obvious magical breath came out of Juno.
Under her feet, a magic circle forms automatically.
The "Occult King Card" transformed by Tang Qi projection floats in front of Juno.
The salty fish girl squeezed the card in her fingers. For the first time, a vicious look appeared on her face. She stared at a group of beautiful women with discolored faces. They spit out the most terrible threat she thought.
"I want to make you all...small! Fish! Dry!"
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