Martial God Sovereign Chapter 965: The origin of laughter
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Chapter 965 The origin of the laughter
Han Yu glanced at Yin Shisan and said angrily: "Since the laughter is so powerful, you are still pulling me into the pit, isn't it hurting me?"
"Hey..." Yin Shisan smiled awkwardly, and said: "Brother Han is the dragon among the people, how can Xiaolidao be compared with Brother Han?"
Han Yu is really speechless.
Hu Lie grin said: "Big Brother Han is naturally not afraid of the knife, and then bring my waning moon mirror to deal with him, it is really a piece of cake."
Han Yu hummed: "Stop talking nonsense, tell the little master what this gold positioning technique is."
When Yin Shisan and others talked about the gold-sharing technique, they all admired it, and Han Yu naturally wouldn't care about it.
Yin Shisan grinned and said: "The gold-dividing positioning technique is a long-lost technique of fixation. Using the power of the sun, moon and stars, combined with the source of mountains and rivers, can achieve a certain range of miraculous effects. It's a bit similar to the realm of the Soul Martial Realm, but the plane involved in the realm is too low to be effective for practitioners above the Earth Martial Realm. However, if the gold-dividing positioning technique is fully mastered, it can determine the stars at the top and all things at the bottom. A secret technique of abnormal ghosts."
"I only know a general, specific, only important figure in the laughter. Seven years ago, I was fortunate to see the twelve masters perform the gold-sharing technique (the smiling tiger is the twelfth day thief, so Yin Thirteen call it Twelve Masters), that scene was really feared by gods and demons, and the stars changed color."
"Seven years ago, the laughter’s enemy sneaked into the Skystood Mountain Range and assassinated many masters of the Skystood Mountain Range. At that time, it caused a sensation in the Skystood Mountain Range. Everyone sent out to find the murderer. But those murderers came prepared, even one No ghosts can be found. The twelve masters were angry and used the gold-sharing positioning technique. In an instant, all plants, insects and beasts in an area of three thousand miles around were cast into a fixation curse. Move every minute."
"The murderers were also arrested. Later, the Twelve Masters were found one by one, cut off their heads, and hung them on Chongxiao Cliff for three days and three nights. They scared the laughter's enemies with fear and disappeared from Wuzhou."
Han Yu was stunned, this is really a terrifying secret technique.
Once you are immobilized and immobile, it will directly become the fish on the chopping board and be slaughtered.
"I remember this thing clearly. At that time, even we were frozen. In the meantime, there was an episode." Miao Shouqing looked at Qin Fengliu with a smile.
He has reported the matter to the first place to steal and is back. Although it was a major event to launch the four ground stealing orders at the same time, there was no objection to what they did, so they were not criticized or blamed.
Qin Fengliu's face turned red with a sigh, even Mo Xiaoxiao, who was not far away, had a hot face, staring at Miao Shou Qing, wishing to strip Miao Shou Qing alive.
"That happened, I also remembered it." Hu Liliee said loudly, not afraid of it.
"What's the matter, let's talk about it." Han Yu suddenly became interested.
"Old Qin, why don't you tell Brother Han about your glorious deeds!" Yin Shisan made a torturous act, holding back a smile.
"Go to hell!" Qin Fengliu wanted to find a hole to drill down.
"Who dare to say, who is anxious for grandma and grandma!" Mo Xiaoxiao was anxious, jumped up, and gave Qin Fengliu a fierce look. It can be seen that Qin Fengliu's glorious deed is related to Mo Xiaoxiao.
"Oh, don't let me say yes, I just want to say." Hu Lie grinned.
"Dare you say that grandma tore your mouth." Mo Xiaoxiao threatened.
"Hehe..." Hu Lie grinned evilly and said: "Qin Fengliu was peeping at Mo Xiaoxiao taking a bath, but he was recruited and he was fixed on the spot."
"Ah..."
Mo Xiaoxiao was so embarrassed that she covered her face and ran away: "Hu Lilielie, you wait, grandma can't spare you!"
"Haha..."
Everyone looked up to the sky and laughed. It is rare to see Mo Xiaoxiao running away.
"Oh... it's painful to say, Brother Han, it made you laugh." Qin Fengliu shook his head in shame.
Hu Lilielie continued: "So Qin Fengliu was caught, and he was almost stripped of his skin by the Nine Masters. He was stripped of his pants and hung outside the gate of the Divine Mountain. The wind blew the sun for seven days and seven nights. I almost got pecked by a wild eagle!"
Everyone laughed directly, Yudie laughed from ear to ear.
Qin Fengliu's face was so gloomy that it almost dripped water. He looked viciously at Hu Lilie, his eyes almost killed Hu Lilie, but Hu Lilie didn't see it, and smiled happily than anyone else.
"Ouch..."
Suddenly, a hand grabbed Hu Lilie's ear from behind, and directly lifted him up. Mo Xiaoxiao went back and returned, and said with a pungent look: "Hu Lielie, I think you have to let your uncle take off your pants and hang them outside the door in the wind and sun for seven days and seven nights. I think you still have to be terrified!"
Hu Liesha trembled and hurriedly begged for mercy.
Qin Fengliu is already sitting on pins and needles, slipping away quietly, leaving without saying goodbye. It caused a roar of laughter.
After such a riot, the atmosphere on the scene became even more fiery. Mo Xiaoxiao punished Hu Lielie for a while before he calmed down, and looked at Han Yu and said, "Brother Han, don't listen to his nonsense, Qin Fengliu didn't see me at all."
"Xiao Xiao, you are so eager to clarify, do you also have a crush on Han?" Miao Shouqing said with a smile.
Mo Xiaoxiao had a chest and glared at her hands and cleared: "Grandma Auntie just doesn't want Brother Han to misunderstand. As for your group of wine bags and rice bags, you love to drip and drip, and Grandma aunt doesn't want to take care of you!"
"Okay, okay, next we have to let Xiaoxiao and Brother Han talk about the jokes, don't let her run away ashamed!" Yin Shisan smiled.
"Huh, do you think grandma is Qin Fengliu's kind of coward? Besides, she has a big relationship with grandma? What's so shy about grandma?" Mo Xiaoxiao sat down carelessly.
After sitting down, Mo Xiaoxiao blinked at Han Yu and said: "Brother Han, I will be on the stage next, you have to listen carefully."
Han Yu shook his head and smiled bitterly, really wondering what to say.
Yu Die cocked her mouth and made a grimacing face at Mo Xiaoxiao, quite provocative. And Mo Xiaoxiao did not back down and glared back.
"Huh!" Yudie snorted coldly, hung it on Han Yu's neck, and turned her head to ignore Mo Xiaoxiao.
Mo Xiaoxiao said with an open eyebrow: "Brother Han, what I want to tell you is about the tomb robbery of Xiaolidao. I don't know if you have heard of it, but I think you should have not. I'll talk to you well."
"The Xiao family is a family of tomb robbers. It can be said that their ancestors are the real tomb robbers. Compared with our Qi Tian master, in terms of tomb robbers, they are actually inferior. Their line is called This is the school lieutenant Touching Jin, which has long been extinct in the cultivation world. As far as I know, only the laughter has the true story of the school lieutenant Touching Jin. The rest of the tomb robbers are all three teachers!"