Marvel With Zanpakuto Chapter 68: The worst scum in history!
"..."
Lord held his forehead, he just wanted to be quiet now.
Now he finally remembered, that spear head should be the famous ‘Langinus’ Spear’ that appeared in the opening of "Hell Detective", the legendary ‘God Killing Spear’ that pierced Jesus’ chest!
No wonder...he has a familiar feeling!
Feelings are on the scene again!
John Constantine, the famous **** detective.
It is estimated that in the eyes of many people, Constantine's image is directly linked to Keanu Reeves.
Constantine, played by Keanu Reeves in the movie "Detective of Hell", is a handsome exorcist who is sentimental and righteous, whose appearance breaks through the sky and makes women unable to close their legs!
However...
Ideals are beautiful, and reality is cruel.
The blond uncle who sits next to Lorde and squeezes out his folds and is showing his ‘passion’ to him is not Keanu Reeves’s Constantine.
Lord can tell you with great certainty that if you really follow the original version, let’s not say whether Keanu Reeves agrees or not. It is estimated that even if it is filmed, the review system of the United States will pass the review. It's choking!
properly banned 18X movies!
What about Constantine, who is so real?
John Constantine, given the nickname ‘Zha Kang’.
A smoking, drinking, and selling teammate, prostitutes and gambling, all kinds of gambling, cheating, abducting and doing all kinds of crimes, and the exorcist who usually does not trim the edges.
It is worth mentioning that this Constantine orientation is very broad, including but not limited to humans.
In addition, Constantine is a powerful magician. His ancestors are of magic clan blood, dating back to the time of King Arthur and Merlin. He himself has traveled all over the world, looking for some leftovers. Magic books.
But Constantine is definitely not a ‘decent person’!
He is the darkest ‘decent hero’ in DC and even the entire history of American comics!
He neither cares nor distinguishes between good and evil. Whether angels, demons, or human friends, they are just resources that can be used, and they are carefully selected chess pieces to accomplish their goals.
On the entire chessboard, everyone except himself as the king can easily abandon it!
He can throw an innocent little girl into **** for exorcism!
He can hurt his niece’s feelings for exorcism, and let her be completely crushed in the end!
He can sell, sacrifice, and sacrifice his teammates without hesitation for exorcism!
This is John Constantine.
A true **** detective, a man who wanders between **** and heaven alone, playing with angels and demons arbitrarily!
"Hi, friend, what's the matter with you?"
Seeing Lordson’s irresistible expression, Constantine moved his **** and squeezed over, and then asked with a look of concern: "Is it uncomfortable that I haven’t gotten used to the world when I first came to the world?"
"Hehe..."
Lord sneered and said: "The word "friend" comes out of your mouth. It feels a bit ironic."
Does Constantine have friends?
There must be, and this guy's contacts are quite extensive, it can be said to be a modern version of "Song Jiang"!
He can live to this day, tempting crazily back and forth on the edge of **** and heaven, thanks to those friends who were forcibly sacrificed by him.
Want to be friends with Constantine?
The premise is to first calculate how many lives you have. An angel with 47 lives is not enough for him!
"Misunderstanding, absolutely misunderstanding!"
Constantine didn’t change his face, and said righteously: "These are all stories made up by **** demons in order to slander me. My Constantine character is well known to everyone!"
"Puff ha ha ha..."
The waiter at the bar couldn't help laughing.
Constantine's character is good?
This is one of the funniest jokes he has ever heard in his life!
But Constant doesn’t care. His face has been as thick as a city wall over the years. How could he care about others’ ridicule.
In order to please Lord, Constantine did his best to continue bragging about how good his character is, and also telling his own glorious deeds of cutting his sword for a friend!
But in view of the reputation of ‘Zha Kang’, Lord thinks that his deeds of stabbing a friend twice may be true!
"Stop...I know your character, no need to explain."
Lord was too lazy to argue with him about this, waved his hand to stop Constantine who was still talking about it, and asked: "I just want to ask you, what is going on with this letter?"
When talking about business, Constantine was quite normal, saying: "This is a soul contract sent to hell!"
"Soul...contract?"
Lord's eyes twitched slightly, and when he looked at the letter, he suddenly had a bad feeling.
"Yes, to put it simply, I pledged my soul to the devil, but he helped me do things." Constantine calmly picked up the wine glass and took a sip on his lips.
The tone and expression of his speech seemed very calm, as if he didn't care about pledging his soul to the devil.
However...
Everyone who knows him knows that this man, Constantine, has done this for the first time!
Mortgage for the soul is like being thrown away. There is a second time for the first time, and the more you get used to it.
Because he has offended so many people, I don’t know how many demons there are in hell, hoping that this **** will die quickly, and then fortunately torturing his soul forever in hell!
Although the devil has been deceived by him many times, the reason he is still willing to conclude a contract with him is that the soul of this **** is very popular in hell!
was deceived once or twice and it was okay. What if he could be cheated to death that time?
The devil is just because of this idea, so it has been repeatedly played between the palms of Constantine.
Even the famous Three Demon Kings of Hell, was deceived by Constantine, and almost went to war because of his soul!
is always ‘lovable’, maybe this is scum.
Lord rubbed his sour eyebrows and asked: "Since you said this is a contract, what about the contract?"
"It was hidden by him with magic."
At this time, the waiter at the bar suddenly interrupted and said: "This is Constantine's habitual trick. There are often some inadvertent demons who are deceived by his tricks~ IndoMTL.com~ You are no longer the No. One."
Constantine laughed dryly, then snapped his fingers.
slap~
's crisp voice sounded, and at the same time the yellowed letter paper on the table suddenly began to burn, and one writing after another began to appear!
These words are hidden by black magic, there is no spiritual power fluctuation at all, or it is difficult to detect. So Lord didn't find out before, so he accidentally got caught by Constantine!
can only be said to be ‘Zha Kang’, he is really good at deceiving ghosts, no wonder those demons and angels are being played around!
"So you mean, I was forced to sign this contract with you, right?"
Lord's eyes gradually cooled down. He hated the feeling of being calculated by others, and a cold murderous intent seemed to be real, shrouded in Constantine!
"hiss——"
Constantine suddenly felt cold all over, and then saw that the bar and nearby were covered with frost, and he was shocked: "Wait, you calm down, this is a neutral area!"
"Constantin, you have a three-sentence chance to convince me."
Lord’s eyes were murderous, and the cold became stronger, and there were even signs of spreading to the entire bar: "Otherwise...you are going to die here."
Constantine is really amazing. He can deceive even angels and demons, but he doesn’t know one thing!
That is... Lord is not in hell!
The contract he signed with Lord was basically useless!
How can a ‘devil’ that does not belong to **** be restrained by the rules of hell?
This is Constantine, the only thing that I missed!